The person who made the call has been in hell for a long time... No, he has ascended from hell to heaven... No, he has been forcibly taken away by the boss in hell, leaving his beloved parents and his dream. A man from his hometown: a street liar, a tavern fraudster, a villain in hell, a man who wakes up in a different woman's bed every day, a man who is not a friend but will not cheat, a man who is not a good man, he will not harm... Constantine.
Ever since she was forced to separate from Lynn and Clark in hell, Lynn had no information about this guy.
To be honest, Lin En had thought about going to find him, but he was busy~
Every day I am busy sleeping and dazing, and from time to time I have to go to the prison for a walk to support myself, etc. I really don’t have this time.
Linn thought that when he found Constantine's grave, he would lay flowers and some pork head meat to him, and then find a suona troupe to play, and that would be it.
Unexpectedly, it... wasn't him. He actually didn't die.
"Why, that big boss in hell didn't sell you as a camellia in Romance?
Look, how can you curse someone? If you say that again, I will curse you.
um, I? Of course I'm not dead, otherwise you'd be on the phone with a ghost right now! "
After lighting a cigarette for himself, Lin En battled wits with Zha Lang, engaging in frantic verbal sparring, taunting and taunting him, and after being angry for a long time, he finally got to the point.
"Stop talking nonsense, what's the matter with you?
ah? here we go again? "
Lynn heard a piece of news that could not be said to be good or bad.
That guy from the Three Palaces Demon seems to be coming again.
"Gan! This is a hairy guy!"
After talking to Constantine for a few more words, Linn hung up the phone, sat on the ground, and started thinking.
The Third Palace is coming, and it is likely to be stronger than the one from last time, so...
"Does this have anything to do with me?"
Just come and destroy wherever you want. There are so many superheroes on this earth, am I still afraid that they will cause trouble for me?
"Hiss... don't mention it. In the last talent recruitment plan, that guy from Sannomiya seemed to have been trying to get me to start a business with him..."
Not very good~
Sannomiya, as the boss of a company, lets the company next door compete for performance every day, and gets beaten up from time to time. To put it mildly, this is called repeated defeats.
If you say it's not nice, isn't that just shameless?
There is no future for following such a leader.
"All this messy stuff has been squeezed into one pile. It just so happens that we can do it together."
Lin En has never been the kind of person who keeps his word, but at this time, he showed his super ability to take action.
He stood up and took out the bicycle from his space bag. He was just about to step on it when something suddenly occurred to him.
"Ah."
However, Linn did not give up on his old friend who had been with him through thick and thin for so long.
He still got on the bicycle, grabbed the handlebars, and patted the crossbar without brake lines: "Old man, let's go!"
Ability activated!
Linn held the bicycle between his legs and flew into the sky!
"Hip-hop!!"…………
Small town, tavern.
If those pickup trucks outside the door were replaced by horses, this place would be a real-life version of Red Dead Redemption.
Old, dark, and full of various atmospheres that are incompatible with modernity.
Constantine is here.
He's been here all day.
Ever since he was taken away from hell last time and forcibly invited to do a favor and pick up something, Constantine had returned to the human world more than a month ago.
Working for a big boss is not like in the human world, where one pays attention to one's feelings and one's dealings. The big guys are all the same, cold, mean, and indifferent to all living beings.
Wherever he can get you, he will force you to do things for him.
When it's no longer needed, it's nice to give some trivial benefits to save face. Those who don't care about this will turn around and leave without even saying thank you.
Constantine was too familiar with these so-called big shots.
"Oh, what kind of bastards are they?"
After finishing the wine, Constantine curled his lips. The taste of the wine was not very good. Maybe the leftovers from the previous customer were poured into the bottle again, so it was inevitably a bit bland when he drank it.
Take it out of your pocket...without taking out the money.
Where did the money come from for Constantine?
Blinking his eyes, Constantine used skillful techniques to reach into the pocket of the drinker next to him, and successfully took out a few 20 bills.
He slapped it on the table: "I bought the drink from the guy next to me. Goodbye, friend."
After punching the overjoyed man and showing respect to each other, Constantine staggered out of the tavern.
This is what a small place in the countryside is like. Constantine travels all over the country, and he is used to this process today.
"But his drinking situation is really special."
After burping, Constantine felt that he had drank too much today.
Walking along the uneven but wide road out of the town, Constantine turned up the collar of his windbreaker to avoid the wind and sand, and tried hard to light a cigarette for himself.
"Hiss...fu...cough!"
It is inevitable to choke on cigarettes when smoking, but it is very uncomfortable to eat a mouthful of sand.
"Lynn, why hasn't this bastard come yet?"
Lin En will definitely come to him, this Konstantin is extremely sure of.
Everything he can think of, Lin En must also think of. If that guy from Sannomiya comes here again this time, he will definitely not let Lin En go.
It is very likely that he will not cause any destruction at all, nor will he be obsessed with whether to rule or not, to assimilate and not to assimilate. Chinese website
But the Three Palace Demons must really want to take Lin En away.
Well...it doesn't matter whether you live or die.
"What on earth is this bastard..."
He took out his cell phone and pressed the number.
BirdsflyinghighyouknohoIfeel~
SunintheskyyouknohoIfeel~
BreezedriftingonbyyouknohoIfeel~
It'sanedan, It'saneday
It "sanelife~
For.
Melodious, erratic singing sounded from the sky.
Like vague murmurs in deep sleep, like an unspeakable unknown call.
Constantine's wine was half sober at that time, and then his fingers moved slightly, and his eyes flashed.
Then, the dust and fog in front of him could no longer block his sight. His eyes saw through these things that blocked the light, and saw the unknown fear in the yellow sand and dust...
"Wang Defa..."
That was Lin En riding a bicycle in the sky, holding up her mobile phone, looking cool, intoxicated, and gorgeous with the dust in the sky, stretching her arms and kicking her legs...
Gorgeous ass! This is too weird!
He's also wearing a gas mask! !
"Lynn!? What the hell are you doing!"
"oh?"
Heavenly Lynn stopped his... indescribable performance art.
"crooked?"
"Why are you answering the phone at this time! Come down!"
Lin En followed the good example and rode down from the sky on his bicycle.
Just saying this will make you lose your sanity.
"you……"
"Why did you call?"
Before Constantine could speak, Linn spoke first.
"Are you still reasonable? When did you come?"
"Well...the second time the bar owner adds something to your cup."
"You actually...what did he add?"
"Hey! That's an authentic place! Listen to me and you..."
"Hey, forget it, forget it, I don't want to hear it."
When Constantine saw Linn's excitement, he knew something was up. He knew it was an anesthetic, but he just didn't want to hear Linn say it.
"You came so early, why don't you come down."
"You don't call."
"Do you have to give me a call?"
"yes."
Lin En gave the phone a lift: "Otherwise you won't be able to hear my newly recorded ringtone.
and……"
Wearing a gas mask to protect against the wind and sand, Linn, who had been flying for an hour in the dusty weather, now seemed to have sand falling from his body whenever he smiled.
"...And, in that case, wouldn't it be a less popular appearance?
Hey, did you see it? "
"What?"
"I can fly!"
Constantine was a little stunned and went through it twice in his mind before he realized what Linn wanted to say.
"So? You didn't know it before?!"
"Nope."
Constantine shifted his attention to Lynn's bicycle.
"Is this your new magic item?"
"Ah? Why do you have such strange thoughts?"
"Then why did you have to fly on your bicycle just now?"
"I said it before, in order to be more stylish and unique when I appear on the stage."
Constantine: "…………"
It's over.
Linn's illness seemed to be getting worse again.
"call……"
He let out a sigh of relief and regretted a little, why didn't he die in hell?
After thinking about it for a moment, he didn't dare to ask.
What if Linn is stimulated again? The Linn in front of him is probably the relatively normal Linn. If he really gets sick...
"cough!"
With a fake cough, Constantine put his hands in his pockets and walked in a certain direction while saying: "I believe you should have seen the situation around here when you came.
As a super lord demon who rules the dimensional space, the appearance of Sangong is a power that can plunder and kill life in various forms.
The yellow sand, withered trees, and dry streams you see... are all because of this.
This time, the arrival of Sangong is definitely not comparable to the Sangong we saw last time. Linn, I... Linn?
Lynn! Stop making trouble! "
Maybe he was talking too seriously and was too focused. He didn't notice when Linn flew into the sky again and performed motorcycle flying acrobatics on a broken bicycle.
"Oh, look at you, you're anxious again."
Linn flew down again on his bicycle, landed next to Constantine, and spun around: "Even if you are worried, what's the use.
Of course someone will solve it. There are so many strong men on earth, why are you worried? "
"Lynn, the strong man you are talking about is yourself, or the superman. I think I must warn you that this time the Three Palaces will not be like the last one. You have to use your own demons to cross any space restrictions. corner to make the link.
This time, the Three Palaces will definitely be the ones who can use all kinds of magic. Superman may not really be able to fight him. "
"Well, just leave it alone."
"I don't care, do you?"
"I care? It's not impossible."
Linn stopped his bicycle and looked at Constantine with a smile: "It's just that you have to help me find a few people. To be precise, you need to use your magic to help me catch a few people."
"Lynn, I..."
Constantine looked hesitant: "I rarely get involved in human beings' own problems..."
"goodbye."
"Lynn! Damn it, Linn! Wait, I promise you!"
"How can we forget our old friends and not miss them in our hearts~~
Congratulations, Constantine, you made the right choice. "
Lynn said.