On such an ordinary night, in such an ordinary underground space of more than ten meters underground and covering an area of tens of thousands of square meters, which took hundreds of years and hundreds of workers to die secretly, Lin En and Zhou Keer's first meeting The encounter unfolded wonderfully.
Out of respect for each other, both parties gave each other gifts and created surprises within the limits of their abilities.
Zhou Keer prepared poison gas and a criminal who was deceived by him to test Lin En.
Linn shot and killed the criminal who didn't even finish his lines, and planned to blow up the underground cave directly.
Both parties determined at the same time that the other party was not a good person and did not have any qualities worthy of praise.
That's great.
………………
"Zhou Keer~~"
Lin En walked forward step by step, put her palms to her mouth, and said in a thin and long voice: "Where are you~~ah! Here!"
Lynn lifted up an old tarp, revealing a skeleton with an owl face underneath.
"Hee hee hee……"
Zhou Keer's voice came from the speaker again: "Lynn, you don't want to see me that much.
I understand you as you understand me.
Why can’t we have a nice talk~”
Linn stopped and grinned silently: "Okay. What do you want to talk about."
Immediately, he sat on the ground and stuffed a cigarette into the air hole of the filter on one side of the gas mask.
"Hiss...fu...why there's no smell at all..."
"We can talk, why don't you die? Hey hey hey..."
Zhou Keer snickered twice, looking extremely happy.
"I have been secretly paying attention to you for a long time..."
In the darkness, there was the sound of something hard being pulled and dragged along the ground.
"You actually don't care about life, beauty, tomorrow, the rising sun, etc.
You only care about yourself, Lynn.
You only care about yourself. "
Zhou Ke'er's voice was low, and a string of long words came out from the speaker: "You have no emotions towards this world.
Sometimes I think you are very similar to me, but I finally confirmed that you are not like me. "
Lynn was still sitting on the ground, stuffing more than ten cigarettes into the gas mask filter on one side: "You talk, you talk, I'm listening."
"Damn it! Lynn! You have to respect me!"
"Oh, oh, oh, ok, ok."
Linn took out the cigarette stuck in his filter, pulled out three cigarettes, and stuck them on the ground.
Light smoke curls up.
"is this okay."
"Well, it's much better this time. I don't quite understand the reason for doing this, but you are quite religious.
Where did I end up. "
"Damn it Lynn, you have to respect..."
"Damn it Lynn! That's the previous sentence!"
"You're not like me."
"You're not like me!"
"Hehehe...are you sure?"
"Hehehe...I'm not sure..."
Zhou Keer was in a good mood, and Lin En could even imagine him hiding somewhere, staring at the monitor, secretly covering his big red lips and laughing.
It's so disgusting.
"Lynn, why did you do that."
Linn started to think about inserting a cigarette on the other side, but it didn't seem to work, so he gave up again.
"what did I do?"
"You helped him...you shouldn't have done that. You shouldn't have helped him! You should have helped me!"
Snapped!
This is the sound of something being thrown.
Zhou Keer seemed to have put his arm on something, and his mouth was closer to the microphone where he was speaking: "This is why I said you are not like me.
Hee hee hee... You have no idea what an interesting place Gotham is~~"
"I know. I even know why you are laughing."
Lin En also lay down on his side with his arms propped up: "Because, you found that I am not like you, but there is someone else who is like you. He is a cosplay enthusiast.
I like to wear my favorite little clothes and play a hero at night. "
"Wow~~! Linn! Linn, you really, really understand me! Linn Linn Linn...Lynn! Linn!!
Why are you! You obviously know it! Why do you want to help him! "
"Hey hey hey..."
Lin En's smile was heart-warming. He raised his hand, pointed at the camera, and gestured with his eyes in a coquettish manner: "Because... teasing you is much more interesting than teasing him~"
Lynn's voice was...excited.
Like actually discovering something interesting.
And a certain green-haired man sitting somewhere, covering his head with a cloth, "closed" himself to the small monitor, stared at the equally blurry Linn in the monitor with blurred light spots, as if watching Then came Lynn's twitching little tongue and twitching eyebrows.
So, unable to help himself, he also laughed.
"Hee hee hee……"
"Hehehe...Zhou Ke'er, where are you~"
"Do you want to kill me?"
"Of course not, I just want to criticize your dressing sense. Red doesn't suit you. Have you considered pink lipstick?"
Lynn actually took out a pink lipstick from her pocket.
"There's black, purple, oh! And green! Hahahahaha!"
As he spoke, Linn lined up those things, stood up, gathered the things on the ground, and took a deep breath of the smoke that did not exist and the poisonous gas that did exist.
"Ah...the sweet floral fragrance..."
"Lynn."
The voice from the speaker continued: "Don't you think it would be more interesting to free that guy pretending to be a hero~"
Zhou Keer's voice was full of bewitching: "Think about it, he is your friend. How interesting it is to let your friends be their true selves~"
"Cut~"
Lin En sneered disdainfully, raised his legs and walked forward: "That's what you think. Haven't you ever thought about how boring Gotham would be if he was really crazy.
If he no longer suppresses himself, he will not hide himself. What you will see is a man who has no regrets at all. Whether it's breaking the rules you've made or despising the vows you've made.
At that time, he would never feel the slightest pain from these things.
On the contrary, he will enjoy it.
And when that time comes, you, Zhou Keer, you will die, just like a passerby.
He won't care what you do.
I won’t hate you, and I won’t thank you.
He won't even remember who you are.
Who knows, maybe you died with green lipstick on your lips, which would leave some impression on him.
I’m very curious, if such a day really comes, will you win or lose~”
Zhou Keer doesn't care about anything.
Except Batman.
"Lynn, you're right. God, I can't imagine what a boring day that would be.
Hehehe, maybe on that day, my goal will be completely opposite to today.
Turn him into me...
Turn me into him? !
Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Lynn, you are indeed a genius! "
Linn continued to walk forward and came to the previous room filled with photos.
The place had changed, a whole painting of words was painted on the wall.
It was a palace setting. On the high, crooked steps sits a comical and gorgeous throne. With a city crown on his head, Batman's head is deformed due to the pressure, and his neck is bent, sitting on the throne.
There was a villain standing next to his ear who was secretly slandering him. That was Zhou Keer.
In his hand was a wind-up toy.
That's Lynn himself.
"This is really...this is really a bad thing that can only be drawn by an art student who will soon fail the exam."
Lin En was so angry that she took out the correction pen and marker on the spot and changed the profile photo.
The person sitting on the throne was replaced by himself, the villain talking in the ear was replaced by Batman, and the clockwork man holding in his hand became Zhou Ke'er.
"Ah hahaha, is this... hmm?"
Linn started graffiti again, turning the city that was crushing him above his head into a dark mass with no visible color.
"This is right! Yes, this is right!"
Throwing away the paintbrush, Linn began to walk around the room, knocking and knocking everywhere.
Lifting up a stone, he would ask: "Zhou Ke'er, are you here?"
When he steps into a puddle, he will ask: "Zhou Ke'er, are you here?"
If he suddenly turned around while walking, he would ask: "Zhou Ke'er, are you here?"
In the speaker, Zhou Keer always answered him with a smile: "No, no, hahahaha! No!"
Until, Linn walked to a door with a note saying "Joker is not here" on the door.
"Hiss...it's very suspicious..."
"This is not suspicious at all..."
"But it's really suspicious..."
"But I'm really not here..."
"You didn't lie to me?"
"Lynn, what I said is absolutely true."
"Hmm...I don't believe it."
Linn took out his pistol, thought for a moment, and then took out some kind of suspicious shoulder-mounted single-shot fireworks. After thinking again, he smiled sinisterly and took out a small pocket.
"Lynn, what are you going to do..."
"Hey hey hey...guess..."
Throwing the bag to the ground, Linn jumped up hard, stepped on it, and stuffed the bag under the door.
"Lynn...that's..."
"That's right. Asshole."
Dang Dang.
Linn knocked on his gas mask twice: "You don't have to worry about me. I can survive it."
But then, Lin regretted it again: "You wouldn't bring Batman here and want me to kill him, right?
Zhou Keer? Zhou Keer? ! "
"Cough! Of course not...cough!"
"Oh~~~~!"
Linn laughed meaningfully.
"Zhou Ke'er... I think you should come out to see me."
"But I don't want to see you."
"nonono~ you want."
"I don't want to."
"What you're thinking...because, I suddenly thought of a good way to blackmail you."
"…………"
"If you don't come out."
Linn turned around and walked back: "I'm going to kill Batman. Then...heal myself.
Hehehe... Do you think this condition is feasible? "
"...Lynn..."
"I haven't left yet~"
"You can obviously find me."
"But I don't want to. I just want you to come out on your own."
"...Hehehe, I take back what I said before."
"Which sentence?"
"You're not like me."
"Then what do you mean..."
"Yes, Lynn."
The sound of footsteps came.
In the dark corridor, there is a pale face with a red mouth and black eye sockets, wearing a purple suit and dyed green hair.
Snap, snap, snap...
With applause, Zhou Keer was finally willing to show up and walk up to Lin En in person.
"you are the same with me."
He grinned and smiled silently.
"We are all……"
"……madman.
Lynn.
We are not understood...maniacs. "
"but……"
"That's right."
"Hehehe...you understand me."
"Hehehe...I understand you."
Underground in Gotham, in the dark shadows. Two crazy people, standing opposite each other.
(End of chapter)
