With a faint fragrance, a crisp sound, and no hint of cold warmth, Linn woke up in a dream that could be called happiness.
"Well?"
He let out a confused snort and touched the stone bed he was lying on. Although it was hard, the whole thing seemed to be made of jade, and it had a warm temperature.
Is this hell?
Or have I returned to the human world?
The memory before coma returned to Linn's mind within a few seconds. After remembering everything, Linn became calm and calm.
At this time, looking for the faint scent of wine, Lin En saw a tall figure sitting on a high throne at the end of his line of sight. It seemed infinitely far away, but he could see it very clearly.
At first glance, he is more than 1.83 meters tall.
It was clear that he was in a place with dark tones everywhere, and the whole place felt like rough, cold stone. However, the person sitting on the throne was as white and flawless as if he was glowing.
Squinting his eyes, Linn confirmed again that that person was really glowing, a soft, warm white light.
Pure white robes, pure white hair crown, pure white skin color, and equally pure white, huge wings.
Except for the glass of blood-red wine in his hand, all he could see was dazzling white.
He really has many pairs of wings.
Is this the real super boss?
The Master of Hell: Fallen Angel Lucifer!
"It's really... not compatible with hell..."
After whispering to himself, Linn suddenly laughed and grinned, as if he thought of something worth being happy about.
It was obvious that the skin on his face had not grown back yet, and the piercing pain kept haunting him, but Lin En was still very happy.
Looking around, the kitten is not here.
The smile on Linn's face grew wider, and she looked happier and more horrified.
Almost completely ignoring that existence, Linn neither chose to talk to him, nor tried to explain anything, nor did he make any moves to escape or resist.
He just put his hand into his clothes, touched the belly pocket, and took out a lot of things.
brick. charcoal. Pots and pans. Oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar.
Whistling and busy with the work at hand, Linn carefully cooked several delicious dishes for herself, paired with a bottle of liquor bought in Chinatown for 15 yuan a bag.
Work together!
With the sound of wine pouring into the glass, Linn picked up the glass, raised the glass to signal from an infinite distance away, and happily ate his meal.
After drinking and eating, Lin En packed up his things and lay back on the bed.
After a while, a slight snore sounded.
"Ah……"
A chuckle like a sigh seemed to come from a very far away place.
"Delaying time makes no sense to me."
To this, Linn's reaction was to purr with the same frequency.
"Ah……"
This time the laughter didn't sound like a sigh.
Immediately, the light from somewhere dimmed and enveloped everything.
…
Six hours later, Linn woke up from his sleep and wanted to go to the toilet out of habit. When he was about to undo his waistband to drain the water, his waistband suddenly became attached to his pants.
To be precise, the waistband has disappeared in a physical sense.
In its place was a pair of pants that couldn't be unbuttoned.
Fortunately, the clothes can still be untied.
Lynn always has a way of facing a crisis.
Then, his clothes also grew together with his pants.
So, Lin En chose to stand on one hand and performed a unique skill.
The next moment, the sky suddenly brightened in the endless mist, and Linn reappeared on the stone bed, just like he had been when he first woke up.
"You know."
A voice sounded from all directions: "Delaying time has no meaning for me."
Then, from the infinite distance in space, a white figure stepped here.
He naturally bent down and sat down, and the throne emerged from the void.
He naturally put down his hand, and the wine glass appeared in his hand.
This isn't some magic.
This is a creation out of thin air.
A dazzling crown appeared on his head, and the brilliance faded away.
The huge wings were gathered behind his back, as if they should be like this naturally.
His eyes opened, as if there were galaxies and the universe flashing in his pupils.
He is special and yet ordinary. It is very noticeable and difficult to detect.
Lin En looked at his face and seemed to see everyone he knew, sometimes laughing and sometimes crying. I want to remember what he looked like, but I can't recall the details.
And all of this is not intentional.
This is the glory and person of the true God.
It is powerful beyond words.
"Wow~ How did you practice?"
But this does not seem to affect someone's continued illness.
Lin En was still struggling with his pants: "Big boss, it's not that I don't respect you, it's just that I don't want to dirty your territory. So, can you conjure up a toilet?"
The tall man showed a warm smile: "Lynn, you don't know me. This is a lie."
"Um... shouldn't I say it's the funniest joke you've ever heard?"
"Why would I say that."
"It's nothing...I've watched too many TV series."
It seemed like he waved his hand slightly. Linn wasn't sure if he really saw such an action, but he was aware of the change in his movements.
He held up his empty hands and kept lowering the chopsticks.
This is when he wants to eat before going to bed.
"I said, procrastinating for time has no meaning to me."
Damn it…………
Lin En's surprise could not be described in words.
Forget about creating things out of thin air, a thought immediately pulled me back to the time and place before I woke up, keeping my consciousness unchanged...
This level of power is too outrageous...
"As expected of you, Lord Lucifer. I can now confirm that Constantine was too conservative when talking about you to me."
Lin En said sincerely and from the heart.
And there is no doubt that the man sitting in front of Lin En, who seems to be as tall as Lin En, has subdued Lin En with just a few gestures. He is one of the few super bosses in the entire DC world, a former god. On the other side, the current Lord of Hell: the fallen angel Lucifer.
…………
"Time and space are indeed meaningless to you. I believe it, really."
His empty stomach always reminded Linn that in a sense, just now, he had once again experienced a complete "time travel".
system?
Lin En shouted in his heart, but unfortunately, his second system did not appear.
Maybe the money will suddenly arrive while sitting on the toilet, Linn thought.
Perhaps he had rarely seen humans, and he had never seen a human being distracted and giggling in front of him. Lucifer frowned slightly, almost imperceptibly, and then said: "If I weren't convinced that you are really a human and smart, Treacherous, I really doubt whether I am dealing with a... patient."
It can be seen that although there is the word "fallen" in his name, this former king of heaven is surprisingly very cultivated.
He wasn't even willing to use cheaper and more realistic words to describe Lynn.
"Ah? Me? Treacherous? Ha... Oh, actually, there is no more. I am just casually treacherous. The teacher also praised me and said that I am better than a monkey..."
"Lynn."
"I'm listening."
Lucifer was not offended by Lin En's jumping out, and was still very interested in communicating with Lin En: "Although there are not many human beings who actively ask to go to hell, human beings like you are still rare.
You seem to be very interested in this place, but also very disappointed. "
Obviously, when Linn woke up from the coma, all his movements and expressions were seen by this boss.
"Well, how should I put it? Hell, especially the hell you are in, is a little different from what I imagined."
Lucifer still maintained that attitude, neither enthusiastic nor cold: "What should the me you imagined and the hell you imagined look like.
A red devil holding a fork?
The skeletal god of death in black robes?
A giant oil pan with flaming soup?
Endless wailing, eternal torture, eternal sinking in the judgment between life and death? "
"Forehead……"
Lin En was still quite afraid that the other party would suddenly say: I will show you these things.
I've already registered with Arkham, so it wouldn't be good if I awakened some strange attributes again.
Therefore, he gave his answer honestly.
"I thought hell was like...a small office, crowded and unevenly spaced with more than ten desks.
People who go to hell sit at their workstations, such as you, and your colleague who eats melon seeds every day sits on your left, and his voice goes silent for a while. Sitting on the right is a colleague who always has a sore throat, coughs and stops coughing, and makes his voice louder and louder.
The colleagues behind you are grinding their teeth, picking their feet, and farting all the time. They have new things to trouble you with every day. They go around telling others about your bad qualities and insist on letting you see them.
The person sitting in front of you is the boss’s son. He goes to work at ten in the morning and gets off work at three in the afternoon. He earns more than you, but you do all his work, and he treats you as a good brother and tells you about himself every day. How much money did you spend and how much fun did you have last night...
And you, who do the most work every day, have your wages deducted to buy a frying pan.
On the way to get off work, you will see all the beauty, happy families, loving parents, lovely children...but it has nothing to do with you.
What is the most important thing, ha! "
Linn clapped his hands excitedly: "Every day is Monday! Every day! Hahahaha, that's what I think...
Boss, are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere? "
Lucifer stretched his brows and pursed his lips slightly: "Don't use [you] to refer to people, and don't look into my eyes and say.
Lynn, now I know why your friend Constantine told me: You, Lynn, are the most suitable person to be the Lord of Hell than anyone else.
You really made me..."
Lucifer was also a little at a loss for words.
"Constantine? That guy actually stabbed me in the back!"
Lin jumped: "Quickly punish him to live a hundred years of the kind of life I mentioned, and I signed up to play the role of the boss's son opposite him!"
"He left already."
"Leaving? Oh... Then I won't disturb you anymore. I'll just..."
"Someone beat me once and that person took him."
Lucifer smiled and said, "If you want to leave, you need to win against me once."
Lin En, who was dancing like crazy, calmed down and showed a funny smile: "Okay. I will choose the rules."
Lucifer also smiled: "Yes. The number of times is also up to you."
He stood up and looked down at Lynn: "As long as you win once. Any time."
(End of chapter)
