Lin En and Constantine faced a high-level demon that had escaped from hell, and they went up to deal with a crazy output.
In the world of these two guys, there seems to be no concept of friendly contact and discussion.
Although the opponent is a demon, a real demon, but... Da Chao still feels that even if the opponent is another creature, the result will not change.
What a... strange idea.
…
"Ah——! Untouchable!"
The demon roared, and its body suddenly grew in size, from the height of a child to a monster more than ten meters tall.
An inexplicable roar came from his mouth full of sharp teeth and acid. Constantine was afraid that Linn wouldn't understand, so he deliberately translated it in Linn's ear. Even his tone was the same.
"Are you sick."
"I'm afraid you don't understand."
"Get out of here!"
The demon was ignored, which made it feel more humiliated than ever.
Although he himself escaped from hell and came to this place by chance, two mortals who were obviously like little bugs actually dared to despise a named demon like this? !
Unforgivable!
"Lin, can you help me?"
At this time, Dachao was holding a bowl of rice and raised his chopsticks.
"No, you don't want to steal this."
Linn refused and immediately planted a handful of tree seeds: "Constantine, I'll cover you, I'll send you away!"
Before he understood what was going on, Constantine felt a sound of wind behind him, and then...
He was kicked out by Lynn.
"Fake! I'm a long-range person——!"
The lingering sound lingers like a wisp.
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Ten minutes later, a small forest that looked like countless large torches appeared in this space.
Those twisted trees were all burning with green flames, and the flames danced like happy grimaces.
And in the very center of the Burning Bush, an extremely huge tree stands there. Its branches are like the limbs of a demon, its trunk is like the body of a demon, and its crown is like the head of a demon. It...
It was the devil, but it was parasitized in the wound by Linn's tree seed to catalyze its growth, and Constantine used curse magic to achieve a friendly symbiosis.
"Wow, it really looks like a big green candle."
"It does look very similar, but ordinary candles don't shake their heads like this."
"That said, ordinary candles won't scream so unpleasantly."
"It's funny that a fire-using demon is afraid of fire. Let's just saw him off. The wood can be used to make some magic props for me."
"It would be a pity to saw a tree with such a strong vitality and twisting around on its own. Let it grow for a few years and see if it will bear fruit."
"You dare to eat?"
"Why don't I dare? By the way, do you know the technology of grafting?"
"Lin, let me say it again, I am a magician, not a magician."
"Oh, that's a pity. You should cut off a larger branch first. Keep the tree first. When I come back here next time, I will bring some farmyard manure and apply it to it. After all, it is still alive. Don't do it so easily. ...Uh...easy..."
"Let him go?"
"What are you talking about! There is a good life in hell!"
…
The results of Lynn and Constantine's battle were very good. The unlucky devil has been turned into a very weird and twisted work of art by the two of them, which is guaranteed to be admitted to the No. 1 exhibition hall of the Gotham Art Museum.
The two of them stood in front of an ugly tree trunk with a real demon's crying face, each holding a cigarette, pointing and communicating in various ways, in conjunction with the rising and jumping firelight and the continuous crying. , a proper artist style.
For this scene, the realist painter came and he could understand the true meaning of Fauvism on the spot.
Just draw it realistically.
"Lin, Constantine. Have you asked?"
Dachao was obviously not very gregarious, and the expression he looked at the demonic tree was actually pity and apologetic.
Of course, Lin En would not let this kind of thing pollute Da Chao's mind, and even dragged Da Chao away: "I haven't asked yet, I haven't asked yet... Oh, this is all necessary scientific research. ...If you don't believe it, then the magic research community must believe it...
You eat first... you can't eat because...
What does it have to do with me! "
After finally fooling Da Chao away, when Lin En came back, he heard the crying of the demonic tree getting louder from afar.
I walked back quickly and saw that Zha Kang had cut off a branch and was rolling it up with a large piece of paper. He was rolling it up and down, getting smaller and smaller, until it became as big as a match. He put it into a matchbox.
"You old..."
"You can chop it off too."
"Lend me the saw."
…
When Lin En and Constantine finally finished their work and asked questions, the devil tree no longer existed.
After getting the information they wanted and a lot of supplies, Linn and Constantine were very satisfied. Even the dead demon tree was very satisfied.
It dies with a smile, it laughs at itself, and is finally able to die.
"Ahem! A meeting!"
Three people and one cat were sitting at the table. Linn stood up in a decent manner. Just as he was about to read a piece of nonsense literature, he saw the food on the table dwindling rapidly.
"To make a long story short..."
Lynn picked up a rib.
"Hell is fighting now..."
He reached out and grabbed Constantine's beer.
"There were two big guys fighting over there..."
Three spoons were inserted into the soup bowl in front of Dachao.
"We have to wait a while longer..."
The kitten's paws reaching into Lynn's bowl were slapped away.
"The good news is there's plenty of food..."
Constantine couldn't find his lighter on the table.
"The bad news is... you guys are too good to eat! Supoman hasn't even had a few bites, and he's been cleared!"
"That...Lin."
Supoman showed a shy big boy smile: "When you went to ask questions just now, Meow Meow and I ate some of the steak you left."
Linn shrank his neck: "A few. More?"
"Meow! Hahaha, the ones with meat! Hahahahaha!"
The little cat smiled happily. He felt that Linn was really stupid for offending her little cat because of a little rib.
Lin En smacked his lips after hearing this and didn't dare to say anything.
Just eat it. The space bag is not for nothing. Just pat your belly and it will be fine.
"Then, continue. We have to stay here these few days and catch more villains..."
Click.
"...The devil comes to ask about the situation. Brothers, there's a new guy here. Come on!"
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Three days later, when Lynn and Constantine planted seven more screaming demon trees in the original grove, they finally determined that the boiling moment of hell had passed.
Now, although there are some residual fluctuations, it is time to use this fluctuation to do something.
So, Constantine took everyone to the magic circle that had been prepared, sprinkled the last bit of magic materials, and recited a spell.
"Lin, in hell, cats are also special creatures. Schrödinger may sometimes see something you can't see. If this happens, believe it."
Taking out a few things such as spectacle legs, carving knives, and wine bottle caps and handing them to others, Constantine continued: "These are all [remaining regrets] that have been endowed with magic. In hell, If you want to return to the human world, hold it tightly, close your eyes, and recite this mantra silently."
Everyone remembered the unknown spell that Constantine recited, but Linn still had some doubts: "Can't you just take us back? Why do you still need to use these things? What do you want to do?!"
Constantine curled his lips and glanced at Linn with disdain: "Are you sure you won't abandon me and run away at some point?"
"Hey, what are you talking about? Let's leave quickly. The bus will be delayed in a while."
So, everyone was on guard against each other (specifically someone and someone), walked into the magic circle, chanted the incantation, and disappeared into this space.
There was only a small forest left, seven terrifying trees in the forest, and a huge root.
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"Is this... hell..."
Lin En looked at the scene in front of him and felt that the small space he had just been in was as beautiful as heaven.
There are light red and black clouds overhead, and a sour red rain is falling.
The towering stone pillars formed by various tall black rocks on the ground seem to extend into the clouds.
The wind kept blowing in an unpredictable direction, which made people's eyes hurt.
Although it was raining, the ground under my feet was unbearably hot, and if I stepped on it hard, I would feel a nauseating crawling sensation.
From time to time, there are all kinds of shrill and weird howls that hurt the ears, sometimes far and sometimes close, as if they are far away in the horizon, and they seem to sound from the bottom of my heart.
"Hello!"
Constantine snapped his fingers and shouted: "Welcome to hell, but don't be suppressed by the laws here, ignore those voices!"
He perfectly assumed the duties of a tour guide. As the only person who often came to Hell to handle business, Constantine took the initiative to assume the responsibility of the commentator and navigator, preparing to take everyone out of here first and find a place to hide from the rain.
After all, the rain here is not very good.
However, hell is not such a casual place.
"Farke!"
After taking a few steps, the ground beneath them began to tremble violently, and a huge crypt demon with half of its body rotting and swimming full of white protein poked its ugly, tongueless head out of the puddle.
Lin En and the others landed on someone just now.
Zha Kang closed his hands and prepared to recite a spell. With Linn's hammer in his hand, even the little cat was ready to transform.
Then……
call.
With a breath of cold air, the thing was frozen together with the puddle into large ice cubes that no one would eat.
Dachao turned around calmly: "Do you want to solve it?"
"Let me go!"
Linn swung the hammer and smashed the ice cubes and the ugly crypt demon in the ice cubes.
A large amount of "wealth" was recorded.
Beautiful.
"It's so ugly, this thing. The demons really refresh my lower limit of ugliness again and again."
"That's prejudice."
Constantine continued to lead everyone walking, and said as he walked: "There are quite a few demons who are famous for their beauty and charm. Otherwise, how could they deceive those humans and make them willingly draw those magic circles and work hard to Find magic materials, cut your own palms to complete the ritual, and summon the devil.
If nothing else, you must have heard of Succubus. "
"Yeah! I've heard it all before. I used to...Eh? Constantine, the succubus you mentioned..."
Linn pointed forward, pointing at some tall female-like creatures in the distance that were basically unclothed.
"Is it them?"
"Be careful! It's them!"
Constantine stared closely at the succubi who were walking slowly with a smile on their faces, and said loudly: "What they are best at is to paralyze your mind after showing weakness, and then suddenly kill!"
After finishing speaking, Dachao stood there with his eyes becoming firmer.
Constantine also stood there, his eyes becoming more sinister.
Lin En also stood there, his eyes becoming more and more blurred.
Snapped!
The little kitten took action.
A big mouth can make people sober.
Now, they can deal with these special demons well.
At the same time, in a newly destroyed palace on a high mountain cliff somewhere in the center of hell, a tall blond man, with his eyes closed, sat on a simple but supreme seat, with one hand half clenched into a fist and supporting himself. Cheek, one hand naturally lowered, gently tapping the armrest of the seat.
"Haha...there are so many guests coming to hell today...
Is he a bad visitor...sigh..."
He gently raised one leg and kicked a huge broken horn in front of the throne.
"Still...hehe, interesting guy..."
During the Chinese New Year, everything is complicated. Today is 7,000. Please forgive me.
Tomorrow there will still be three chapters and 10,000 words. Let me take a break every other day.
Another note: I won’t take leave for the Chinese New Year this year and will definitely update it.
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