In the office, Gordon felt like he was having a heart attack.
"You two...say it again."
Gordon pressed down his glasses, lowered his head slightly, and looked at the two shivering rookies from the top of the frame: "Who did you capture?"
A little rookie touched his companion next to him, and the kid reflexively reported: "Director, we have... captured Lin En."
"Oh my God……"
Gordon laughed angrily: "Beautiful, so beautiful.
Why don't you arrest Batman too? Why don't you arrest me too! "
Gordon felt that he was really going to lose many years of his life.
Can’t you see who Lin En is and whose side he is on? !
Why did you catch him!
"Are you... okay?"
Gordon's expression suddenly became serious: "You guys went out as a team?"
"Huh? No, no. Just the two of us."
Gordon doubted life again.
After sitting for a long time, he came back to his senses and said in a cold voice: "So, where is Lin En now? Where did you take him?"
A rookie said happily: "In the temporary cell downstairs, you were having a meeting just now. We can't pass the formalities. Moreover, we both feel that we must let you know about Lin En's capture at all costs. "
"...It's beautifully done."
What else can I say, I can only say this.
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After rushing downstairs in a hurry, Gordon asked a few words if Linn was being held in solitary confinement by himself, and then he got a very natural answer: Of course not.
As a temporary detention cell for prisoners, it is filled with those who are drunk and causing trouble, those who have family conflicts, those who have been complained by neighbors, those who rob toilet paper from convenience stores... and so on, etc., which were not filed and recorded immediately because of trivial things. of prisoners.
And now, two rookies stuffed Lynn inside.
Of course Gordon was worried.
"Lynn! Lynn!"
As he ran down the stairs, Gordon shouted in disbelief: "Calm down, Lynn, calm down!"
When he finally ran to the huge iron cage, Gordon saw the scene inside the iron cage, which really made him feel indescribably weird and reasonable.
In the deepest corner, facing the wall, lay a sleeping person, with a black kitten also sleeping on his chest.
At another angle that is farthest away, there are more than a dozen people of different heights, short, fat, and thin, crowded together. When they saw Gordon, they kept raising their chins and nodding in fear, but did not dare to make a sound.
Gordon swore that he had never seen anyone scream for help so loudly with his eyes.
"Lynn? Lin!"
"Ah? Who? Have you eaten?"
Gordon opened the iron cage, walked to Linn, and pushed him gently a few times.
"Gordon, ah, good, you are finally here."
Linn rubbed his eyes, sat up, and happily took Gordon's hand and shook it.
"Are we leaving now? Wait for me now..."
"Forest……"
Gordon lowered his voice, leaned over and leaned against Lynn's ear and said quickly and angrily: "What the hell are you doing! Why did you get caught! Don't tell me you didn't mean it, what are you going to do? !”
Lin En also cried out: "What are you talking about? Gordon, please don't accuse the criminals randomly... you are wronging the criminals! It's obviously you who asked them to arrest me!"
"I asked them to arrest Batman! Why wasn't he caught?"
"Can I compare with him? He doesn't understand the law and doesn't abide by traffic rules. Yesterday I saw with my own eyes that he ran a red light, drove on the sidewalk and damaged public facilities...
We are different. I surrendered myself, but I was just met by the two of your men by chance. "
"Forest……"
Gordon gritted his teeth angrily: "What on earth do you want to do!"
"I have no place to live."
"Choose another reason that is easier for people to believe!"
"I mean it."
Linn shrugged: "My house was burned down and I really have no place to live."
"Who burned your house down?"
"I burned it."
"I'm so... Fak!"
Gordon's sudden shout startled Linn and even the kitten woke up.
Seeing Gordon scratching his head and ears, Linn wisely did not disturb him.
After a while, Gordon finally came to his senses, looked at Lin En, and asked seriously: "Lin, are you really serious? You don't have any other plans.
If so, I suggest you tell me directly so that I can be prepared. What do you say? "
Linn raised four fingers at that time and said righteously: "I swear. I really just want to find a place to live. The two of them." Linn pointed at the two rookies behind Gordon: "They said you You said you were going to send me to Arkham, so here I am.”
Turning back and giving the two rookies a meaningful look, Gordon turned back and patted Lynn on the shoulder: "Okay then. You can stay here quietly for the rest of the night. I beg you. Tomorrow, tomorrow morning , I promise to send you to Arkham as soon as possible.
Lynn, can you promise me. "
"Yes. I am very capable, really."
"Um."
Gordon nodded and his brows finally relaxed, but then he thought of the crowd of people over there.
"Lynn, what did you do to them?"
Gordon didn't even have to think about it, it must have something to do with Lynn.
"Ah, this. It's nothing. It's just that when I first came in, there were two kind people who wanted to tell me the rules, borrow some money or something.
I gave them a little scare and it was fine. "
"Um."
Gordon nodded again, it was about Lynn, as long as no one died.
"Lynn, promise me not to kill anyone."
"Okay, that's for sure."
Nodding, Gordon walked out of the iron cage and went back upstairs.
He had to hurry up and complete Lin En's formalities. If he stayed for one more day, nothing would necessarily go wrong.
And when Gordon left, Linn lay down directly. He was tired for a long time. After coming out of the alien space over there, he didn't even have time to sleep peacefully. He even had time to do the lottery. Now he just wants to sleep. Let's talk about everything after we wake up.
Otherwise, let’s wait until Arkham has been recuperating for a few days.
Linn lay down to sleep, and the kitten was woken up by Gordon, and somehow fell asleep again.
The two of them felt comfortable lying down, but the people huddled together over there were even more frightened.
Who is that, Gordon?
How could he talk and discuss things easily with a criminal in a cage? !
Listen to what they say: Promise me not to kill anyone.
Is this what a top leader said to a person in a cage in his own territory?
Don't kill anyone? Who to kill?
Who else is in this cage besides us?
Now, without exception, these people have developed the greatest and most pious repentance in their lives.
They silently recited the names of various gods and family members, and made various gestures in front of their heads and chests. From a distance, they seemed to have a sacred feeling.
"Keep your voice down!"
After Lin En's reminder, which was not a scolding, the sense of sanctity was gone. All the prisoners looked at their noses and noses, as honestly as elementary school monks.
And this scene was also seen by Gordon who secretly came out of the office.
"Use violence...to fight violence...Oh, I still have to think about it carefully."
…………………………
Early the next morning, Gordon completely kept his promise and took Linn out at dawn and put him in the car.
The moment Linn walked out of the cage, many of the prisoners who had stood all night shed sincere tears.
This plague god finally left.
…………………………
Completely different from the other people who were locked in cages, Linn's whole body was in an indescribable state of excitement.
Although it was not a homecoming in any way, Lin En was still very happy to be able to return to the place where he was "born" in such a way that he could retravel the past.
This exciting process continued until Linn was completely handed over to Arkham.
After getting out of the car and removing the silver bracelet from his hand, Lin suddenly "calmed down".
He stood at the back of the car, looking up at the iron arched door sign of Arkham Asylum, neither sad nor happy.
Then……
"Yeah! I'm back again! Hahahahaha..."
"Security! Security! Catch him quickly! Left, left! Right...or left, left!"
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After a while of dancing, Lin En was finally "caught" and received two injections of sedatives.
Although there were some small disturbances along the way, the familiar feeling came back after Linn was pierced.
"Eh? Why do I feel so empty?"
If I don’t understand it, I simply don’t do it.
Anyway...
"I can finally sleep peacefully..."
……………………
Except for Lynn himself and Gordon, no one knew about Lynn returning to his "hometown".
After all, he didn't come here because of any big deal. If you think about it, he really turned himself in.
…
In the morning, a new day begins in Arkham.
Linn was of course placed in a single ward. He was the only one in Arkham who was allowed to keep pets and shared a room with the kitten.
Last night, Lin En had a really good sleep. He didn't even wake up when the kitten ran around in the middle of the night and stepped on his face.
It should be said or not, it is peaceful to sleep at home.
…
The doors were opened uniformly, which was quite like a prison.
Lin En carried a small kitten on his shoulders, yawning swayingly, stretching, and walked out of his room with a refreshing smile on his face, and lined up in the queue.
There was a long line of people, all wearing dark green hospital gowns. Linn was the only exception, because he had a large piece of black on his shoulders.
From a distance, a hospital staff member saw a special person during roll call. He frowned, looked at the list in his hand, muttered something, and walked towards Lin En.
Um?
This is... a plot of pretending to be a slap in the face is coming?
Lin En, who was still a little sleepy, suddenly disappeared, grinning and waiting for the protagonist's exclusive plot to appear on him.
However, the plot was interrupted halfway by another staff member who rushed over.
He ran over quickly and grabbed the staff member who was holding the list. He was talking quickly and glanced at Lin En from time to time.
Not long after, the list changed hands, and the new staff member replaced the original one. He stood there with the list and checked the names on the list with a smile on his face, a gentle expression and a kind attitude.
"Next...Lynn."
"Hey! Here we go! Hahahaha!"
Linn jumped directly to the smiling staff member and looked at him happily.
"Haha, why are you shaking?"
"Ah? Did I tremble? No."
"The pen in your hand has almost painted my name into a black circle, and you still say it's not there."
"Ah... this... Mr. Lin... I'm really... I'm sorry. I really didn't mean to do it. I..."
"What are you doing? Why are you crying!"
After some effort, Lin En passed the roll call and came to the dining room.
The food in Arkham has always been good. After all, all expenses here are paid for by several of Gotham's top conglomerates, headed by Wayne Group.
Otherwise, how could Arkham be built as luxuriously as a castle and occupy such a large area.
To be fair, if you don't read those words and say this is a castle for nobles, there is no problem at all.
Everyone was used to the life here, and Linn quickly integrated into it. Carrying two plates, he and Xiaomao found an empty table and started to feast.
"How about it, little kitten? This is where I made my debut. Isn't it awesome?"
"Meow~"
"Hey, it's more than that. Let me tell you, back then I lived in detached houses, not single rooms."
"Meow~"
"I lied to you? Look over there. Do you see the woods? Those are all trees planted by me!"
"Meow~"
"Oh, that's right. When they gave me three injections a day, I slept soundly."
Lin En was eating here, and the people at the table next to him were chatting while they were eating. After Lin En listened to a few simple words, the connection was seamless, and he joined in with familiarity.
The earth is 30% land and 70% water.
Where did the remaining 70% of land and 30% of water go?
A right angle is 90°, so boiling water is an obtuse angle.
Conversely, boiling water has 100°, so the right angle is warm water.
They curiously asked what Lin En did. Lin En was a hero in his own profession. This morning, he also stopped two young girls from being harmed by gangsters on the subway, all thanks to his super self-control.
The little cat ate and drank wildly on the table here. It ate all the fish on Linn's plate and hid the fish bones under Linn's rice.
Lin En was like a fish in water there, and he was eloquent, fooling a table of mental patients who were stunned for a while, and were about to worship him as their eldest brother.
Lynn and Kitty are both very happy and have a bright future ahead of them.
"Wow, there's actually a cat here!"
A voice came from afar, and a dinner plate was placed on the table where there was only one cat.
"Do you want to eat this fish, little kitten... Heh, he avoided it. He still has an owner."
The bald black guy holding the dinner plate lay proudly on the back of the row of chairs, put his feet on the table, squinted his eyes, looked very impatient, and scratched his head irritably. The eldest brother was full of style. "Who raised this cat?" he said loudly.
"Brother, I raised him."
The answer came quickly from the table next to me.
"Um."
The black man tilted his head indifferently and slowly raised his eyelids: "Not anymore. It belongs to...fuck Linn——!!!"
"Ha, you still remember me. Lawton."
Lin En waved her hand cheerfully.
