"Ouch~ Ouch, my leg~ Ouch... don't smash it, don't smash it! Put it down, put it down, someone will come soon! Why don't you smash it again when you get back!"
Lin Enwei was sitting in the field, next to the kitten whose hammer he had confiscated. At this time, he was holding up the rotten grass roots dug out from the flying soil to help Lin En "make up."
Looking at its state, its dilated pupils, its little tongue that kept beating, and its ferocity that wanted to drag the rotten grass roots to the back of its head and then smash it down, Linn suspected that the kitten was seeking revenge.
"Hush! Someone is coming!"
Linn grabbed the kitten and pushed it into the mud next to it. Mud immediately covered her body and covered her eyes with mud. The kitten's screams suddenly surpassed Linn's half-dead moaning.
"Very good, very good. I didn't expect your acting skills to be so superb! Beautiful!"
From outside the field ridge, on a straight dirt road, an old farmer wearing a hat and a first-aid kit came driving a tractor with an empty bucket.
"Kid, are you okay? Don't be nervous, you'll be fine."
Although he is said to be an old man, he is actually not too old. He is probably in his fifties or sixties. Needless to say, for someone so impatient and righteous, this must be Superman's adoptive father, Old Kent.
"I'm fine, but my leg..."
"Meow--!"
The little cat showed off its presence at the right time.
"Child, what is your name and why did you fall here?"
Regarding this issue, Linn had certainly made preparations in advance.
Therefore, in Lin En's words, he became a dissatisfied man who was tired of the city because of the death of his relatives and betrayal by his business partners, and was ready to buy a farm in the countryside to spend the rest of his life.
"I'm from Gotham next door, over there... I don't know if I love that city, so when I decided to leave it, I subconsciously chose the place closest to it.
Mr. Jonathan, I might have been your neighbor.
But now it seems that my bad luck continues. I didn't expect that just a simple trip to survey the farm area and terrain would turn me into this.
well……"
Holding the kitten and lying in the bucket behind the tractor, Lin became more and more involved in the performance, and her timing of sighing became better and better.
“Kid, don’t think so, life is not always smooth sailing, and of course it won’t always be unlucky.
After falling from such a high altitude, you only broke your leg, and you just need to recuperate. Isn't this very lucky? "
The countryside is not as good as the big city. If Lynn wants to go to the hospital for medical treatment, it will take a lot of effort, so Jonathan Kent directly pulls Lynn into his home.
After all, he picked people up from his own land.
As a result, Linn's initial plan to contact the Superman family was successful for the time being.
…………………………
Two days later, Lin En was lying in the hospital and borrowed a mobile phone to call Mr. Bateman.
The purpose is very simple and straightforward: to ask for money.
The entire conversation process was very simple and crude.
"Wayne, it's me."
"I can tell."
"I need some money."
"Account, card number."
"You don't even ask me what I do?"
"How much do you want."
"I don't know. I want to buy a farm. It's not too big. It's in..."
"No more than 5 million at most. You should go to Alfred for this kind of problem in the future. Goodbye."
"What are you doing in such a hurry?"
"I crashed a Lamborghini and I'm going to buy three more."
"…………excuse me."
After hanging up the phone, Linn's mind was filled with questions, and he didn't react at all.
So is this the legendary money ability? !
The reason why people didn't ask what the money was for was because they didn't take that little pocket money seriously!
Lin En now had to admit that as long as he still lived in a human social environment, as long as he did not reach the level of being able to fight against the world by himself, he would always be a superhero, an alien, or a decent villain. Still can't lose the ability to help.
Many times, being resourceful and versatile within the established rules cannot be separated from the support of money.
No wonder Spider-Man and The Flash get along so badly...
Lin En has always been greedy for money, but he realized the power of money only today.
"No wonder he is the number one giant in Zhenglian."
The salaries of other giants are all paid by old bats!
"Okay, let's just work for others honestly."
…
After staying at Jonathan's house for a day, Linn had a real close contact with Jonathan and his wife, and once again confirmed that his idea was indeed correct.
If the villain wanted to force Superman to go dark, it would be too easy. He would just attack the old couple, ensuring that Superman would split the earth in half with a single blow of his hand.
At the same time, this short one-day relationship also made Lin En change his plan.
Originally, he was planning to get close to Jonathan's family, and then act as a messenger of justice at some point to save Jonathan's life, in order to make Dachao's anchor point more stable.
Now, Linn truly felt that old Jonathan was a capable person and he was sincerely willing to help when he was in trouble.
Therefore, relying on Lynn's foresight and intentionality, after chatting with Jonathan about farm construction and management for a day, Lynn successfully became what Jonathan calls a "good boy".
That is to say, we don't like to burn yellow paper to worship the boss. Otherwise, the day Lin En feels that his legs are healed, he may become Da Chao's cheap uncle.
It was precisely because of this that Lin En changed his plan and decided to actually buy the farm next door to Dachao's family. Not to mention anything else, Lin En was a Chinese in his previous life, and he naturally liked to plant things in the soil.
It feels pretty good to actually have a farm operation.
That's how Lynn called Wayne.
…………
Alfred's actions were very professional and fast. In just one day, everything Lin wanted and a complete set of procedures were placed in front of him.
When Lynn came limping on crutches to invite Jonathan and his wife to the celebration banquet, Jonathan was also very surprised.
"Kid, your legs don't look like they'll be able to walk on the ground right away."
"Haha, we were both too nervous at the time. In fact, it wasn't that serious at all. Whatever the doctor said, he said it was only more serious than a scratch from a cat. Otherwise, he wouldn't have let me leave the hospital."
Old Jonathan thought about it, yes, the child looked seriously injured at the time, but his legs were neither red nor swollen nor painful, so it was probably a bone fracture or something like that, but he had just experienced a plane crash at the time, so he might have been a little scared. .
However, old Jonathan is still a little confused: "What do you mean by the celebration party, to celebrate your discharge from the hospital, or..."
"Of course it's not just that. Look."
Lynn pulled old Jonathan to the window of his house, pointed to the farm owner's old house that was breaking ground in the distance outside, and said happily: "What I want to celebrate is that I bought the farm next door, so I have more Got a good neighbor.
And, I think my bad luck may actually be gone.
At least, as long as I stay on this farm honestly from now on, no bad luck will dare to happen to me. Hahahaha, this is the safest place in the world! "
