It was outrageous to see a house in the wild mountains on a dark, cold, snowy night.
It would be even more outrageous if this house looks like a big pineapple.
Zha Kang doubted his judgment for a moment. Could it be...
Did you find the right one?
But now he doesn't have time to think so much. Others might still wonder if there is any danger or encounter ghosts, witches or the like, but Zha Kang knows it very well.
There is definitely that bandage monster in there!
Zha Kang had no evidence, but he felt this way and believed it.
Therefore, it only took three seconds for Zha Kang to go from being shocked when he saw the Pineapple House to speeding up and stepping forward to knock on the door.
Bang bang bang!
The action of knocking on the door was obviously not enough to reflect Zha Kang's current state of mind. He used fists to smash.
The faint laughter and laughter in the room stopped the moment there was a banging on the door, and a thin murmur came, as if someone was whispering.
Then……
The lights were off and the door was not opened.
Zha Kang:? ? ? !
Bang bang bang! Bang bang bang!
"Ahem! Who is outside? Mom's hands are white, I... let me look at the next page... Oh, mom's voice is shrill..."
What is this and what? very messy!
Zha Kang's face didn't know whether he was angry or cold, but his face was tinged with an ashen color.
Without saying a word, Zha Kang spread his hands, ready to release the warlock.
The people inside treated him as a fool, and this was all by design! He was fooled!
Naturally, Zha Kang decided to take down the door and walk in by himself.
This is how he's done things before.
"Luck comes to Dufu..."
DUANG~
Halfway through reciting the spell, someone jumped up behind him and struck him on the head with a palm.
As Zha Kang fell softly to the ground, Lin En held his hands between his legs and shouted in pain: "Open the door, open the door! It's done!"
Amidst the creaking sound, light came out from the crack of the door. Little Cat turned the light back on, hung on the door handle and pushed the door open.
"Lynn, didn't you beat him to death?"
"How can you beat him to death with this!"
Lin En raised his obviously swollen right hand and waved the chain hammer held in his left hand: "This is how you use it! Stop talking nonsense and get out of the way and let me in. I have been freezing outside for half an hour. I am almost stupid from the cold." …”
"Then, what should he do?"
Lin En turned around and looked at the unlucky scumbag lying on the ground with an obvious bulge on the back of his head. He bent over and grabbed the trousers of the scumbag and dragged him into the house.
When I walked in, my forehead hit the threshold.
"Ah...it hurts...I'm..."
"Dade's battle axe!
Okay, that's it...
Let’s eat first. "
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Zha Kang woke up in a very dazed state. This time, he seemed to have received some kind of revelation, and he didn't make any sound when he opened his eyes.
Then he saw the Black Cat Bandage duo who were drinking barbecue and beer.
They are actually still watching TV!
"You two bastards..."
"Lynn! He's awake!"
"Fuck! Eat quickly, eat quickly! This, this, this, quickly!"
"Uuuuuuu——!"
The kitten was pulled over by Lin's neck, and handfuls of barbecued sausage and bread slices were stuffed into its mouth.
Zha Kang was stunned.
He has traveled all over the country for so many years, dealing with strange monsters all day long. He has even seen angels and attacked them more than once. In any case, he can be regarded as a person who has seen the world.
But he had never seen this before.
"You...it...are you two okay?!"
In just a blink of an eye, all the little food left on the table was stuffed into the black cat's mouth by the bandaged man.
Then, he wiped his mouth with the black cat very skillfully and threw the cat behind him.
Later, when Zha Kang recalled the scene of this first encounter, he swore to the devil and God. He said that he heard a dull metal collision sound when the kitten landed.
That's definitely full.
All compacted and weighed.
"Oh my God, why are you lying there alone? It's so scary~"
The strange voice of the ancient narrator brought Zha Kang back to the real world.
He looked up at the bandaged man who seemed to be shaking all over for some reason, and looked down at the vines on his body.
"Brother, you don't have to do this. I think you should have calmed down by now."
Linn stopped trembling and nodded: "Yes, indeed. I feel happier every time I look at you now.
Lord Constantine, I think you don’t need me to untie you. "
As soon as he finished speaking, the vines on Constantine's body emitted a golden light, and then they became like dust with the light, turned into light spots, dimmed, and disappeared from Zha Kang's body.
Standing up on the ground, Zha Kang patted the dust on his body, rolled his eyes at Lin En angrily, frowned slightly and said, "Can I borrow the bathroom?"
Linn started to tremble again: "Of course, please go over there."
Ignoring the two weird black cats who suddenly jumped over to fight with the bandaged man, Zha Kang walked towards the direction indicated by Lin En.
Is it a space prop? From the outside, it looks like a pineapple house less than ten square meters, but inside it is actually divided into two floors and several rooms.
Zha Kang felt that he must have met a colleague.
Can I... borrow help from my peers...
A thoughtful Zha Kang entered the bathroom, and two seconds later: "GOD!"
Rushing out like the wind, Zha Kang shouted to the duo who were huddled together at the door, everyone wanted to go out, and everyone was dragging the other to prevent the other from going out: "You painted a chrysanthemum on my face. ?!”
"of course not."
Lin En suddenly became serious and explained: "That's Van Gogh's [Sunflower]."
"What the hell, you look like a sunflower to me!"
"Hey, do it! Your forehead doesn't hurt anymore, right? Schrödinger tickled him!"
"I haven't asked yet, what's wrong with my head! Why does Hua Xinna have such a big bag!"
"The pedicel is still there, do I have to tell you too? Schrödinger tickled him!"
"Didn't Schrödinger already... Ouch! You named the cat Schrödinger, are you sick?"
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After a not very honorable battle, the little cat went to vomit outside the door, while Lin En and Zha Kang silently packed up and cleaned the house.
"Huh... You should calm down this time. Man, my head is about to be split open by your hammer."
With a crash, Lin En swept the pieces of the TV into the trash can and looked up at Zha Kang intently.
"...Okay, I'll accompany you. I don't know if you want to..."
"Hello, my name is Lynn. Lynn Adrian."
"Forehead……"
Zha Kang was obviously not used to Lin En's jumping behavior pattern. After being stunned for a moment, he also stretched out his hand and shook it with Lin En: "Constantine, John Constantine. I..."
"Can you find a way to get the soul, the soul of the devil from hell?"
"Um...yes, you ask this..."
"Give me ten."
"...Three."
"Eight."
"Five."
"make a deal."
The chain hammer swung, and the deal was made.
"Well, now we can talk about why you are focusing on me, Mr. Constantine."
Looking at the hammer that made a small crater before hitting his feet, Constantine suddenly realized that he seemed to have been fooled.
"Misunderstand."
Zha Kang said sincerely: "This is a misunderstanding."
