Chapter 24 The Three Stooges

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"What the hell, why are there so many people?"

When Li Chengguang returned to school, there were still people coming and going at the entrance of the cafeteria, which reflected the demographic characteristics of our huge country.

Although the population has dropped sharply, so has the number of schools. The school does not feel very spacious.

People with social anxiety don't like noisy environments with too many people.

But, as the saying goes, come what may!

Li Chengguang walked into the canteen and chose a window with fewer people.

After waiting for 3 minutes, it was finally my turn, and I pointed, "I want this, this, and that."

The most commendable thing about Duan Rongliang is that the canteen is cheap. Of course, it is just cheap.

My aunt's hand looked like she had Parkinson's disease. When she picked up the spoon, it fell straight down. There was no meat in the potato braised pork, the tomato and egg soup was all soup, and even the braised pork ribs.

Li Chenguang took the stainless steel dinner plate handed over by his aunt, looked down at it, hesitated for a moment and asked, "Auntie, these braised pork ribs are all green. Is it really edible?"

The cafeteria lady shouted back in displeasure, "Why can't you eat it? Everyone else can eat it."

Li Chenguang's momentum was frustrated and his voice suddenly became softer. "It just doesn't look fresh. It's not the same as last week's ribs."

"Nonsense, this is last week's ribs!"

"..."

Li Chenguang silently carried last week's ribs to a corner and sat down quietly.

Just after taking two bites of rice, I heard two calls.

"Aguang."

"Here it is."

Two dinner plates were put down opposite Li Chenguang.

When I looked up, I realized that they were two friends who had been friends since junior high school.

Sitting directly opposite Li Chenguang, this man with a pointed mouth and monkey cheeks and a skinny face wearing a school uniform is called Wang Jinhou. Li Chenguang is actually quite thin, but at most he is on the thin side, and he looks more like malnutrition.

Slender Monkey likes to call himself a prince, and the prince will look forward to the noble prince and call himself the future marshal of the empire.

Usually he likes to make small calculations, take advantage, and brag a little, but he is a good person.

Then there was another person diagonally across the street with thick eyebrows and big eyes. He was tall and burly and looked like an athlete. His name was Song Yinghu. It is said that his father gave him this name because he liked watching Water Margin. He was also usually called Dahu. Or Silver Tiger and Wang Jinhou form a pair of golden monkey and silver tiger.

Song Yinghu raised one leg at an angle, carefully stepped across the middle of the chair, and sat down on the chair with a weird posture. As soon as he sat down, he said "ouch" and grinned so hard that he almost jumped up.

"What are you doing, performing performance art?"

"fart."

Song Yinghu said angrily, "My father found out about the fact that we pulled out the iron gate together and sold it for scrap metal. The other party came to the door and demanded compensation. My father was so angry that he pinned me down on the bench and beat me hard with a feather duster. I’ll have a meal.”

"Well, I told you earlier, that house doesn't look abandoned. It should be lived in. You insist that no one wants to drag the iron door away and sell it."

Li Chenguang looked at his butt worriedly, "Are you okay? Your father is so harsh."

"No, the feather duster actually doesn't hurt at all. My dad was tired from beating him. As soon as he sat down, I thought about asking if he had eaten, but I said he hadn't eaten. At that time, my dad stood up and grabbed another pole from the kitchen. come out."

"..."

It's obvious that this is a fool.

While the two were chatting, Wang Jinhou casually picked up a few ribs from Li Chenguang's plate and said, "Your ribs are pretty good. I didn't have any ribs when I went over."

Song Yinghu stuck out half of her butt and asked casually while eating, "Aguang, what are you planning to do after graduation?"

"I haven't thought about it yet. If I really can't fix it, I'll have to go to the factory to make screws. Where are you two?"

"We are going to make a big splash."

When Wang Jinhou heard this, he raised his head in surprise and said excitedly, "What's going on? Who's going to be big? Who's going on?"

"..."

"..."

Li Chenguang and Song Yinghu fell silent at the same time.

Song Yinghu glanced at him and sighed, "I'll do it alone. It feels more reliable. I plan to do reselling."

"Reselling?"

"Aren't our 36 cities all closed off now? Communication can't go out, phone calls can't be made, and all information can only be transmitted within their respective great city walls. Our original idea was that Shouhou would collect market intelligence, and I would do it. Transportation and reselling, for example, in several northern cities that are short of water, seafood is very expensive, but cattle and sheep are very cheap.”

Li Chenguang frowned, "You want to be a traveling trader? It's too dangerous. If you run back and forth between the two places, you'll be finished if you meet a high-level dragon on the way."

"Danger is danger, and profits are also very high. Wealth can be found in danger. You can find hunters to escort you when the time comes. Otherwise, you don't think there is any chance for us low-level civilians to stand up."

"There are a lot of people who die doing this. You can earn a life, but you don't necessarily have a life flower. Hunter escorts are not necessarily safe. As far as I know, Ye Xue's father has been doing this before."

After working hard for many years, I returned to before liberation overnight.

I'm lucky if I can save my life.

While the two of them were talking, Wang Jinhou was trying his best to pick up all of Li Chenguang's ribs.

Song Yinghu said angrily, "Don't you have to work hard in life? As long as you make a few orders, we will make a fortune. How about you do it with us? You can make money."

"What's the point of making money?"

While the three of them were talking, Li Shuang and her deskmate Wang Shulei came over, and it was Wang Shulei who spoke.

Both of them are quite short and wear school uniforms, but Wang Shulei is still half a head taller than Li Shuang, with a pockmarked face and a ponytail.

Everyone looked at each other, not knowing each other.

Li Chenguang was stunned for a long time before he realized that he should introduce himself, "These are my classmates, Li Shuang and Wang Shulei, and these are my friends, Wang Jinhou and Song Yinghu."

Li Shuang looked at Li Chenguang, her big eyes filled with pure and kind light, and said happily, "I was looking for you just now. Who would have thought that you would disappear in the blink of an eye."

"What are you looking for me for?"

"I'll treat you to a meal."

Wang Shulei said helplessly, "Shuangshuang, I'm telling you that there's no need. Your dad asked you to treat him to dinner as a courtesy, not in a literal sense. Besides, you invited him in the morning."

"Yes, yes, no need, no need."

Li Chenguang nodded hurriedly. He couldn't handle other girls, so he subconsciously hoped that they would keep a distance from him. The further away the better!

Li Shuang blinked, "Really? That's fine."

Then he sat down on the left side of Li Chenguang, and Wang Shulei also sat down on the left side of Li Shuang.

Li Chenguang was thinking at that time, why did he sit down? Is it familiar? Not very familiar. Don't sit down. Hey, I picked the corner specially.

But everyone was already chatting.

Wang Shulei asked, "What are you talking about just now that is very profitable?"

Song Yinghu smiled and said, "We are talking about going into business after graduation."

"Aren't you going to college?"

"Why are you reading that stuff?"

Li Shuang showed a worried look, "It's very dangerous to run a business, right? There are terrible dinosaurs and other dragons outside the great city wall."

Before Song Yinghu could speak, Wang Jinhou said with a bold face, "dinosaurs are actually like that. As long as I'm here, it won't be a problem at all."

Wang Shulei didn't believe it, "Are you so powerful? You can't tell."

"I'm not telling you that. The last time we met a Triceratops, Aguang and Tiger were so scared that they ran away. I was the only one who stayed calm in the face of danger. I passed under him with a sliding shovel and opened his belly with a knife. The internal organs fell to the floor, easily."

"Really?"

Li Shuang showed a shocked look, "Then you are so powerful."

Wang Jinhou raised his chin, stretched out his hand to touch his nose, and said proudly, "It's just average."

Then he continued to talk about his other "glorious history" with a beaming face.

Li Chenguang thought to himself that this guy is here again. He likes to brag when he is in front of girls.

To popularize science, a triceratops is eight or nine meters long, about 2.5 meters high, and weighs 5 to 10 tons. One triceratops is equal to about twenty or thirty Siberian tigers. If you shovel it down, it might just add some ham to someone’s lunch. .

But Li Shuang completely believed it, and with an expression of admiration, she seriously asked Wang Jinhou which other dinosaurs he had killed.

Li Chenguang thought to himself, this guy is too simple and easy to deceive. No wonder he is so easy to steal money from.

By the way, why does she want to sit next to me? Doesn’t her arm touch her while eating? My legs will also touch her under the table. Doesn’t she feel uncomfortable?

Will it feel unclean or something?

Will she suddenly tell me to stay away from her and not get closer, like those beautiful and fashionable girls in the class in the past?

He was obviously just sitting by the flower bed in physical education class reading novels on his mobile phone. They sat here by themselves, so he insisted on saying that he bumped into them.

Thinking of this, Li Chenguang suddenly felt uncomfortable, as if Li Shuang would say something like, Li Chenguang, can you please sit far away from me and don't come close to me in the next second.

For this reason, Li Chenguang decided to take a preemptive strike and nip any possible embarrassment in the bud.

He lowered his head to pick up the rice and finished the food on the plate in a few seconds.

Then he stood up and swore, "I'm full, let's go first."

After saying that, he lowered his head and left quickly while holding the dinner plate?

The Saint will not be defeated twice by the same move, and Li Chenguang will not give any beautiful girl a chance to hit him.

Li Shuang blinked and looked at Li Chenguang's leaving figure with a somewhat sad look on his face, "Why does he eat so fast and leave in such a hurry? Does he... hate me?"