"Bang~"
With a loud noise, the iron rod fell, and the canyon was flattened.
The lion camel king felt the ground shake, and the back of his head felt cold. Looking at the miserable situation around him, he took a breath of cold air, and saw the iron rod on his head. He was even more frightened, but he said firmly: "My skills are not as good as those of others, let's do it." .”
Seeing this bastard like this, Jiang Shan raised his foot and kicked the Lion Camel King. The Lion Camel King flew away and turned into a parabola, hitting a mountain peak heavily. The mountain was shaken, and the Lion Camel King stood up. Shi was in pain and shouted angrily: "If you want to kill me, kill me. What do you mean by doing this?"
"I want to kill you, but you can still live until now? I was just passing by here today, but you stopped me out of thin air, blocked my way, and killed me. Why can't I kick you a few times and you can't stop it?" Jiang Shan's eyes were sharp. road.
"Are you just passing by?" The Lion and Camel King was shocked when he heard this. Jiang Shan had no reason to lie to him at this time.
"If I were not passing by, but came to occupy your cave, would you be safe now?" Jiang Shan asked in return.
When the Lion and Camel King heard this, he was immediately ashamed, and his huge lion face suddenly turned red.
"Let me ask you, I want to seize your cave and occupy your treasure mountain. Where did you hear this news?" Jiang Shan asked, is there a fool who wants to ruin his reputation?
"It has spread throughout the Xiniu Hezhou Demon Territory that the Bull Demon King is domineering and overbearing. He destroys demons all over the house at the slightest disagreement. He is greedy for money and lust, and seizes his treasures. He is cruel and ruthless. Wherever he goes to a place, he will definitely destroy his mountain gate. So..." Shituo Wang's face turned redder at the end.
"So you acted preemptively? Didn't you think it was a misunderstanding?" Jiang Shan became even more angry when he heard this, just because of this?
"There must be a reason for the rumor coming out of nowhere." The Lion and Camel King said weakly.
"Those are all those who have a grudge against me, why shouldn't I take revenge on them one by one? Furthermore, if these rumors are to be believed, I will send dozens of little demons to spread the rumors that you are cruel, domineering and treacherous, then you will really Is that true? Rumors stop at the wise and spread to the foolish. It is true." After Jiang Shan heard this, he felt it was nonsense and cursed a few times. It was hard to imagine how such a stupid person could reach the third level.
But when I think about it carefully, it seems right.
After all, this is the world of Journey to the West.
Xiniu Hezhou, the monsters on this road, to be honest, generally have low IQs.
The rumor that one can live forever by eating Tang Monk's meat is unknown where it came from, and there is no way to confirm the news. Then all the monsters on the journey to the West are attacking the funeral group of the Journey to the West without knowing what they can do.
Give away their heads one by one.
Listening to Jiang Shan's sarcasm, the Lion and Camel King was even more ashamed. He immediately raised his huge lion palm and slapped himself hard in the face, saying: "It's my fault. I was blind and misunderstood my brother. Please come to me." After talking about it in the cave, my younger brother ordered a banquet with wine to apologize to my older brother."
"Lead the way." Jiang Shan put away the long stick. It was a misunderstanding. He didn't want the lion's life.
It's just that this lion is quick to give in and calls out "brother". He doesn't look like a monster from Journey to the West, but more like a mountain king from Water Margin.
Upon hearing this, the Lion and Camel King immediately transformed into a human form. He has a strong body and a strong back. The most special thing is that the Lion and Camel King is not like ordinary monsters that still retain some of the characteristics of demons after they take human form. The human form of the Lion and Camel King is completely human. appearance.
He was also extremely handsome, with snow-white skin and blond hair. He looked a bit like a gentleman and a scumbag. He looked at Jiang Shan in amazement.
After that, Jiang Shan followed the Lion and Camel King and soon arrived at the Lion and Camel King's cave.
Only this time, Jiang Shan was shocked again.
He originally thought that the Lion and Camel King's cave was the same as the ordinary Demon King's cave. They were all the same caves.
But the cave in front of the Lion and Camel King is a real cave, with carved beams and painted buildings, resplendent, and the golden glazed tiles shine like gold in the sun.
Jiang Shan secretly marveled: "Your cave is more magnificent than the palace of the Lion and Camel Kingdom."
"That's natural. How can this grandson usurp his ancestors?" The Lion and Camel King laughed.
"That's your grandson? That palace is obviously from the human race, what does it have to do with you?" Jiang Shan asked curiously upon hearing this.
"Brother, I don't know. This ancestor of the Lion and Tuel Kingdom was an acquaintance of eight times with me. His children and grandchildren are naturally my children and grandchildren." The Lion and Tuel King said with a heroic smile.
"So, you have become the protector of this lion and camel country? No wonder that this lion and camel country has always been peaceful and peaceful for me." Jiang Shan suddenly said.
"That's because they strive for success and work hard on their own. I don't do anything to help. Besides, if I help, it's just to collect money. 30% of the taxes collected by their treasury every year goes into my pocket, so it's natural to help them. After all, it's all me. My people." The Lion and Camel King laughed.
While talking, he led Jiang Shan into the inner room and ordered people to serve food.
At that moment, plates of delicacies were served on the table, including bear paws, orangutan lips, and other delicacies in the world.
"As the ancestor of the lion and camel country, I don't eat human flesh. I don't know if my brother will eat it. If he does, then give me some time. I am also very fast in the wind. There is a small country thousands of miles away. I'll go there to find a few people for my brother to enjoy." The Lion and Camel King said again.
"No, I am correcting the law and will not eat human flesh." Jiang Shan felt a little more happy when he heard what the Lion and Camel King said. He certainly does not eat human flesh, and even Cuiyun Mountain does not eat human flesh, because his predecessor's father always I wanted to be in the Immortal Class, and I didn't want to fall with the demon kings, so I socialized more with the Mountain God and Dragon King. However, there were a lot of cannibals among these demons, and I didn't expect that the Lion and Camel King wouldn't eat.
"Oh. I never thought that my brother is like this. No wonder I feel kind to him when I see him." The Lion and Camel King said happily.
Jiang Shan glanced at the Lion and Camel King, and thought to himself, "You are so kind. Are you going to attack me when you see me?"
"However, when my brother talks about amending the law, does he want to go to heaven and become an official?" The Lion and Camel King asked doubtfully.
"Yes, you also have this intention, then you and I will go together." Jiang Shan was overjoyed when he heard this, and thought to himself, could this lion and camel king be a good Taoist friend sent by God?
"No, no, no." Unexpectedly, after hearing this, the Lion and Camel King shook his head violently like a rattle, and said: "Brother, you are confused. With your skills, there is nowhere in the world that you can't go. Why do you have to go? Go to heaven and be a slave to someone else? Be restrained all day long and have no freedom?"
"Huh?" When Jiang Shan heard this, he realized that he would be wrong, but he said, "There are no rules, just like this Xiniu Hezhou. When I walk along this road, the lion and camel country is bustling. Why is this? It's all because The Shitu Kingdom has rules, but the rest do not. Heaven is the place where heaven and earth are governed, and if you enter it, how can you say that you are a slave?"
"So, I'm just waiting for me to build a family business. How can I help others conquer the world?" The Lion and Camel King felt that this brother was a little confused and said, "Brother, you may have been practicing in the mountains for a long time and don't know the world. This heaven is really It’s so bad that there’s no need to go there. Just say that there are no mountain gods or land in this Shituoling Mountain. Why do you think? But five hundred years ago, it was eaten clean by the previous demon king here, and then the younger brother came here. , killed the demon king, and occupied this mountain. After that, all the official seals of the mountain gods were in the hands of the younger brother. The younger brother can be said to be the mountain god here in these years, but there has been no movement in the heaven for five hundred years. Such a heaven, What's the point?"
Jiang Shan was surprised when he heard this. He knew that the prestige of the court was insufficient, but he never thought that it was so inadequate and the management was so bad.
The mountain god was killed for five hundred years, and no immortal god came to destroy it, nor did any immortal god take over.
Then he said suddenly: "No wonder when I started to take action, I felt that the power of this mountain range was used by you, and heaven and earth were helping you. It turns out that you are the demon king of this place, but you hold the seal of the mountain god and actually manage this Shituoling. Although there is no mountain god. His name is actually a mountain god."
"That's the truth. So brother, the Heavenly Court is really not that good, so I should be cautious. Why don't you just find a spiritual mountain and occupy it, just like the younger brother?" The Lion and Camel King suggested, "Especially when the elder brother is still with me. Just like my little brother, it’s best not to eat human flesh. I don’t know if those monsters are out of their minds. They eat people when they see them, and they catch the fish without knowing the benefits of humans. Like my little brother, on the surface, they eat human flesh. Bless the Lion and Camel Kingdom, but the Lion and Camel Kingdom has been enshrined to me for generations, almost doing nothing, and there is a steady stream of harvests. And the human race is far smarter than ordinary monsters, like this palace, if these little monsters are allowed to come, all I don’t know how long it will take.”
When Jiang Shan heard this, he was surprised again. The truth was like this, but he could think so clearly and engage in sustainable development.
No, this has gone beyond the scope of ordinary demons. To accept faith, accept offerings, and ensure peace is, in a sense, what gods and gods do.
No wonder in the original work, the lion and camel king did not appear behind him. Instead, the green lion, white elephant, and roc occupied the lion and camel ridge.
You are competing for business with immortals and Buddhas.
This is more heinous than cannibalism and arson.
There are ghosts only if you are not dead.
