Chapter 50: Stand upside down and poop

Style: Fantasy Author: Hou ZhishuiWords: 2022Update Time: 24/01/19 00:12:10
Lao Li frowned and wondered: "Why do you lose your temper? I'm helping you see a doctor, but you don't say thank you and you still get angry at me."

Yang Yaodao: "You..." Then he quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, Lao Li, I still thank you for taking care of me all these years. It's just that I don't need you to cure my fetal poison. Maybe it's not fetal poison, it may be a kind of fetal poison." To practice physical fitness, I plan to go to the Ice Horse Sect. Take a look at my pills, they were refined by me."

Old Li glanced at Yang Yao, then reluctantly picked up the pill and looked at it. He felt that the color was dark and the surface was smooth, and it was indeed the shape of a pill. However, he did not think that Yang Yao could suddenly make medicine.

"Did you practice this? Where did you do it?" Lao Li looked confused.

Yang Yao said: "I refined it. You have to believe me. This is a spirit-gathering pill."

"Spirit-Gathering Pill?" Lao Li looked at it carefully for a while and said, "It's just a dark pill. It does emit some spiritual power, but if you say it's a Spirit-Gathering Pill, that's a bit ridiculous. You know how to refine it?" Have you made the Spirit Gathering Pill?"

Yang Yao said: "I really refined it. You can try taking one and see how effective it is. Compare it with the spirit-gathering pills you sell here to see which one is more effective."

"I don't want to eat it. It might be poison. You want to kill me. Your kid feels more weird this time." Old Li said.

Yang Yao grabbed the pill and threw it directly into his mouth, swallowed it, and said: "It's not poison. I'll try taking one first. Then you take it. It's really the Spirit-Gathering Pill, I refined it. Look at the effect. It should be better than the one you refined." After saying that, Yang Yao took out another spirit-gathering pill and placed it in front of Lao Li.

Lao Li took the elixir, looked at it carefully for a while, and said: "Let me take a look and see how you can possibly refine the elixir. Who are you trying to fool?" With that said, he also drank the elixir.

After a while, Lao Li's expression changed, and he felt the spiritual energy in the surrounding air gathering towards his acupuncture points. The effect was much better than other spirit-gathering pills he had taken, at least twice as good.

He looked shocked and said to Yang Yao: "Yao baby, where did you get this medicine? Did you buy it from another village? Which village has a new alchemist? How dare you come and mess with me."

Yang Yaodao: "Old Li, I really made it. You have to believe me. Are you confused? How many times have I said that it was made by me."

"I don't believe it, you little brat, you can refine any spirit-gathering elixir, you won't believe it even to death." Old Li's eyes widened, "Quickly, tell me which village you bought it from, I want to know about my competition opponent."

Yang Yao said: "I really refined it. You get me the herbs and I will refine one for you on the spot."

Lao Li said: "What? On site? Where's your alchemy furnace? Where's the fire? There's nothing, just refine it for me on the spot. Those who brag are careful to blow their bullshit to death."

Yang Yaodao: "Yes, Lao Li, you just don't need a pill furnace or a furnace fire. As long as you get me the spiritual materials, I can refine it for you. However, if I succeed in refining it, you can give me the prescription you collected How about giving me a copy? Let's make a bet."

Lao Li said: "You don't need the fire of the alchemy furnace, you are not allowed to borrow mine, and you are not allowed to ask other people, ghosts and others to help you. Just refine it yourself?"

Yang Yaodao: "Yes, I will refine it myself."

Lao Li said: "Okay, you guys are really good at refining it. Not only will I give you a copy of the elixir recipe, but I will give it all to you, and I will accept it."

Yang Yaodao: "Old Li, you must keep your word. Don't regret it when the time comes. If I can do it, all the prescriptions in your collection will belong to me."

"Sure, if you can do it, not only will I give you the prescription, but I will also stand on my head and shit for you to see," Lao Li said.

Yang Yaodao: "Stop talking nonsense. Take out the spiritual materials. You should have them here, right?"

Old Li said: "Of course." He turned around and went to the drawers next to the medicine cabinet, took out various medicinal materials needed to refine the spirit gathering pill, and placed them in front of Yang Yao.

Yang Yaodao: "Although I don't want to show off, and I don't want others to see it. However, Lao Li, I will risk my life for your prescription. At the same time, it will open your eyes. What does it mean to be unique?"

As soon as Yang Yao finished speaking, his hands started to move. He threw all the herbs in the air and rubbed them at the same time.

The shadows of the hands are heavy, and the herbs are flying around. Rub the Yang Yao, rub it, rub it, rub it, rub it, rub it again, rub it again, and rub it again.

After a long time, a burning smell came from his hands. Yang Yao closed his hands and slowly opened them, revealing four pills. Round and black, it exudes a medicinal aroma and a slight burnt aroma.

Yang Yao said: "Okay, this is the Spirit Gathering Pill. Take one and see."

Lao Li was so stunned that his mouth could fit an egg. He walked over, picked up a pill, and swallowed it. After a while, he found that the pill indeed had the effect of gathering spirit pills, and it was better than the one he made himself.

Lao Li was stunned and couldn't believe it was true. He took another pill and held it in his hand, looked at the ceiling, then walked to the door and looked at the sky for a while. Then he came to Yang Yao and touched Yang Yao's hands, arms, and body.

He couldn't believe that Yang Yao not only refined the elixir, but also refined it in this way.

He could make the elixir by just rubbing it with both hands. This was something he had never dared to think about, never thought about, didn't want to think about, and didn't know how to think about. Yang Yao thought of it and did it, and the effect was even better.

This, this, this.

Lao Li's steps were heavy and he suddenly felt ten years older. He thought that no one within ten miles of his alchemy skills could rival him. It is his proud capital and his means of making money. His cultivation speed is slower than others, but he also has a proud capital, which is refining medicine.

But compared with Yang Yao, his capital fell from the peak to the valley.

This is a fatal blow.

Lao Li bent over and sat down, feeling depressed, his face turned black, and his heart stopped. He felt suffocated.

Yang Yao said: "Old Li, Old Li, are you okay? Why is your face turning dark?"

Lao Li shook his hand gently and said, "I'm fine. Suddenly I feel like my heart is going on strike. This damn heart doesn't work well enough to want to go on strike so early."

Yang Yao said: "Your heart can also stop working. It's so powerful. Do you want me to beat it for you? How can you survive if you dare to stop working?"

Lao Li forced a smile and said: "Yaowa, you really don't know, or you want to make me angry on purpose."

Yang Yaodao: "Lao Li, don't worry. I'm just asking you to borrow the prescription. I'll make a copy and give it back to you. Also, you don't have to stand upside down to defecate. To avoid bleeding on you."

Lao Li said: "You kid. You kid. Okay, I'm willing to admit defeat, and I'll give you this prescription. If you want to see it while standing upside down, I'll show it to you right now. I'm going to poop hard, It won’t flow on you, it will spray out.”

Yang Yao said: "No, Lao Li, I won't embarrass you. You don't have to stand on your head to poop."