"But your parents love to eat so much. They eat every day, every meal, three times a day, and three big bowls at one time. In the end, things will turn to the extreme. If they eat too much, they will become stupid."
"You go back and tell your parents quickly and ask them to eat less. I don't want to harm these two idiots. Otherwise, I won't raise you well and harm others everywhere. I won't be able to practice martial arts well."
"It affects your fat master's reputation."
Zhang Zhimeng chuckled and said, "Second brother, what's your reputation for phlegm?"
Hou Yifei said: "Didn't I say it refreshes my mind and strengthens my body? His parents are so stupid that they are ruining my reputation."
Zhang Zhimeng said: "That's true. Second brother, you are really a genius. My younger brother admires you to death."
Hou Yifei then cursed: "Li Yuanxing, right? Have you eaten my phlegm? You can taste it for free. You are an innocent child. Do you want me to give you a bite?"
Hou Yifei spoke very fast and with such a loud voice that Li Yuanxing couldn't get a word in. Finally waited until Hou Yifei finished speaking.
Li Yuanxing said: "If you eat your mother, you can eat it yourself."
Hou Yifei followed: "What?! You actually eat your mother. You eat my phlegm, but you also eat your mother. You are such an unfilial son, you even eat your own mother."
"Although your parents are stupid for eating my phlegm, no matter how stupid they are, they are still your biological parents. You beasts want to eat your old mother. You are really worse than a pig or a dog!"
Li Yuanxing said angrily: "Damn fat pig, I told you to eat your mother! Did you hear that?"
Hou Yifei asked back: "Don't you just eat your mother? What does it taste like? Is the meat delicious? She eats my phlegm every day, it must taste delicious, right? Oh! I know."
"No wonder you are so fat. It turns out you ate your mother's flesh! Your mother eats my phlegm every day, so the meat must be of good quality."
"When you eat her meat every day, it also refreshes your mind and strengthens your body and bones. That's why you eat so much in vain."
"You kid, hurry up and thank me. Kneel down and kowtow to me. It doesn't have to be many, just ten or eight."
"It's okay even if you have one. I've always been very generous to you, fat man, and I won't argue with you, a fool."
"Kowtow quickly."
Li Yuanxing's chest was rising and falling with anger, and he said: "Damn fat pig, have you finished scolding me? You can really beep."
Hou Yifei said: "It's not over, you won't kowtow, right? Then don't blame your fat man for being rude. Tell all the ugly things about you since childhood, so that everyone can see your true face, so that you don't go around like a beast and cause harm." people."
Li Yuanxing said: "I'll harm your mother, you're a fat man."
Hou Yifei said: "Your mother died in childbirth when you were born, so you killed your mother."
"You have no one to discipline you. At the age of three, you peeked at a girl taking a shower."
"Forcing a woman to watch you take a shower at the age of four."
"You're five years old and you're still eating your own mother's flesh."
"When I was six years old, I peed in the sky and cut off my penis."
"You had diabetes when you were seven years old. You were afraid of losing sugar, so you drank your urine every day."
"When you were eight years old and you wanted to eat your father's flesh, kill him while he was sleeping."
"When you were nine years old, you took off the little girl next door's skirt while she was walking. Just to smell a fart."
"When you were ten years old, you stole an old lady's underwear and wore it as a nightgown."
"When you were eleven years old, you followed a bitch into the kennel and molested her little bitch."
"When you were twelve years old, you forced ten little bitches to molest you. But the little bitches couldn't do it, so you had to teach them step by step."
"Thirteen……"
…
Hou Yifei continued to curse for more than ten minutes, and he stopped when he was ninety-nine years old.
Zhang Zhimeng initially thought it was funny, but later he gradually turned into shock, admiring Hou Yifei's ability to curse.
At the same time, Li Yuanxing was so angry that his orifices were filled with smoke, he was gnashing his teeth, and he was sitting restlessly on his beast cart.
After finally waiting for Hou Yifei to finish his scolding, Li Yuanxing said: "A fat pig will attack your whole family. Your whole family will not die well."
Zhang Zhimeng said: "Second brother, are you tired? Do you want to take a rest and let me do it?"
After Hou Yifei's demonstration, Zhang Zhimeng also wanted to practice his ability to curse.
Hou Yifei wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "I'm not tired. Your second brother gets full of energy when he curses." He cursed at Li Yuanxing again.
Once he started scolding, he would chatter endlessly, just like spitting out lotus flowers, and he kept talking. In the end, he could spurt spiritual power from his mouth, turned into balls of flame, and flew towards Li Yuanxing's beast cart.
After discovering this, Hou Yifei stopped immediately.
what happened? He can also spit out flames when he curses. When he cursed just now, he did not use the spiritual power in his body.
Logically speaking, it does not produce flames.
How can you create flames when you speak?
He had only practiced fire-type spiritual skills, and he could only use fire-type spiritual skills according to the formulas of the spiritual skills. Moreover, the form and function of the spiritual technique are unique, that is, the Fire Spear Technique.
Although fire spears can be big or small, long or short, fire spears are fire spears and will not turn into fire swords or muskets.
And the method used must be both hands. Not with my feet, not with my mouth.
Now he can shoot fire from his mouth, what's going on?
The flame is a ball, not a fire spear, which means that this is not a fire spear skill.
It is just a flame that cannot be transformed into a unique shape.
Hou Yifei tried to breathe out again, but found that he could not turn into flames now.
He guessed that this might have something to do with him cursing people. Only by cursing can he automatically mobilize his spiritual power and turn it into flames. He cannot yet spray out flames when his heart moves.
After thinking about this, Hou Yifei immediately started scolding again, and he was particularly cunning. Sure enough, he could open his mouth again and spit out fire.
Li Yuanxing was angry at first, but when he finally saw Hou Yifei spitting fire from his mouth, he was afraid of burning his beast cart, so he kept checking the changes in the beast cart. At the same time, I didn’t dare to talk back anymore.
Hou Yifei cursed for a while, feeling uninterested, and couldn't spit out any fire from his mouth. I couldn't help but feel very anxious.
Said: "Li Yuanxing, why don't you stop scolding? If you don't talk back, my scolding will be very boring, okay? Come scold me."
Li Yuanxing said: "You are really a bitch when you step on a horse. You are much meaner than me."
Hou Yifei said happily: "Yes, you are a bitch, I am better than you. You are a waste, you are a scumbag. Your parents gave birth to you, a piece of shit."
"At such an old age, I am only proficient in swordsmanship level 3, but my younger brother is already proficient in marksmanship level 5. You should become smarter after eating your mother's flesh. Why are you becoming more and more stupid as you eat more of your mother's flesh?"
"No, I seem to have wronged you. I feel sorry for my reputation as a phlegm."
"You ate less. After all, your parents ate it first, and after digestion, they didn't retain much of the medicinal effect of my phlegm."
"Even if you kill your parents just to eat my phlegm, if you eat it after it has been digested by others, the effect will not be good."
"Why don't you come and eat it in person? One bite of the ten spirit stones is fresh and delicious. I will spit out as much as you want on the spot. How about it? Once you eat it, you will become smarter immediately, you will no longer be stupid, and your waist will no longer hurt. No more leg cramps."
