In the video studio, elegant jazz music played, and Lu Ke appeared in front of the audience wearing a black suit.
With a slight smile on his face, Lu Ke stood in front of the wooden door. He did not walk down the steps in a hurry, but nodded to the band members on both sides. Then he took steady steps and walked down the steps politely and gracefully. , amidst the cheers and whistles of the audience, came to the stage directly in front.
"Ho ho ho!"
"Ahhh!"
The audience roared one after another, and Lu Ke once again felt the high-level courtesy. He showed a bright smile, nodded to the audience in all directions, said "thank you" and waved his right hand. The audience on the two floors in front were all excited. They kept shouting and shouting for a full thirty seconds, but there was still no end in sight.
Lu Ke tried to speak three times in a row, but all failed. The cheers on the scene were louder and louder, interrupting Lu Ke's attempts again and again. Such enthusiasm, excitement, and excitement once again reminded Lu Ke of the pick-up frenzy at LaGuardia Airport. In just a few days, this city showed him the majesty of a top golf market.
Lu Ke, who was standing in the center of the stage, looked a little reserved. After all, this was not his territory nor his way. He wore a simple and elegant black suit, lined with a gray-blue plaid shirt with a small stand-up collar, which revealed a little formality. The youthful vitality is far different from the usual appearance of players' sportswear, but it brings a new and positive impression, which is refreshing.
"Oh oh oh!"
"Ouch!"
Not only did the cheers and whistles not calm down, but they became even more noisy. The bustle couldn't stop. Lu Ke had to raise his hands and keep pressing down to calm down the noise in the recording studio. He showed an uncomfortable smile - after all, this was not the way Lu Ke was used to.
The audience sitting and watching the live broadcast were all veterans. They immediately noticed the somewhat reserved and shy smile on the corner of Lu Ke's mouth, and the cheers became more and more noisy. Compared with the domineering Lu Ke on the court, the person in front of him was Lu Ke suddenly became approachable.
But after all, Lu Ke is not one of those helpless Xiaojiabiyu. It can be seen from the last time he participated in the recording of "The Tonight Show". He is just a little uncomfortable tonight. Now that the audience continues to boo, Lu Ke has calmed down. , just like entering game mode after walking onto the court.
"I guess Eli Manning didn't show up tonight." The applause and cheers calmed down a little, and Lu Ke's voice came through the microphone, half-jokingly, and the first sentence immediately made everyone The audience burst into laughter.
This is New York. As the quarterback of the New York Giants, Eli Manning obviously does not want to see another quarterback receive such a level of treatment.
Lu Ke's words quietly controlled the atmosphere of the scene in the palm of his hand, and then added, "I'm not sure how much my agent paid to welcome you with cheers tonight. My arrival, but I can guarantee it will be well worth the expense.”
As the quarterback of the San Francisco 49ers, standing on the stage in New York and enjoying such lofty treatment is indeed extraordinary. Lu Ke teased the same topic again in a different way, with different tricks and methods, making the audience whistle in response.
With just two words, Lu Ke stood on the stage and finally got used to it, and the cheers and shouts of the audience also temporarily calmed down.
"Hey, New York, good evening, I'm Lu Ke, thank you, thank you, thank you all! It is definitely an honor for me to receive the invitation and appear on the stage of 'Saturday Night Live'. But in order to prevent some viewers from being confused With everything happening now, I still need to introduce myself to make sure there is no misunderstanding. I am the quarterback of the San Francisco 49ers, and I just led the team to win the Super Bowl trophy in the Super Bowl not long ago."
As soon as Lu Ke finished his self-introduction, the audience applauded and shouted again, cheering for Lu Ke.
This year's Super Bowl matchup was indeed ups and downs and thrilling. The league's official survey after the game showed that more than 80% of fans believed that this year's Super Bowl was the most exciting game in the past ten years. This is It also made Lu Keyou once again win the love of countless neutral fans.
Lu Ke nodded with a smile, then raised his empty right hand, "No need to look for it, I didn't bring my Super Bowl ring because the championship ring was too precious, so I left it at home to avoid Accidentally lost. I am not Gollum! I am definitely not Gollum, let me state it in advance.”
Gollum in "The Lord of the Rings", after losing his Lord of the Rings, continued to talk about his "treasure" and became obsessed.
In the understatement, Lu Ke once again provided a laugh in a self-deprecating way, and the audience couldn't help but laugh, "In fact, regarding the ring, there was an episode not long ago. I was in Boston. When I attended a charity event, I met Aqib Talib, and he asked me, you know, do you have anything in common with the circus?"
Aqib Talib, cornerback for the New England Patriots. In the fifteenth week of the regular season, Lu Ke and Aqib had a head-to-head confrontation.
"You all lack two rings (Ring) compared to Tom Brady." Lu Ke spread his hands and said with a helpless expression - the source of this joke is the ring in the circus, which is also called the fire ring. "Ring", and then the audience collectively let out a cry of "Ouch".
Then you can see Lu Ke pursed his lips and said to the camera with a smile on his face, "But I think this is actually a good thing. It means that during the offseason, I will work harder and harder. When we meet again during the season, Aqib, see you on the court!" After saying that, Lu Ke even winked at the camera and deliberately gave him a very greasy wink.
The whole audience burst into laughter.
"A few days ago, I had the opportunity to have lunch with Mr. President." Lu Ke had just finished speaking. Before he could say anything, the audience couldn't wait to start cheering. You can deeply feel the super power of Barack in New York. High support rate, "The president asked me at that time: Do you often get asked about your birth certificate?"
After Barack was elected president for the first time, opposition figures continued to question that he was not an American and was not qualified to run for office, demanding that he produce his birth certificate. In fact, this is a form of racial/ethnic/discrimination, because later, when Barack presented a series of relevant certificates, some opponents still emphasized that they were forged documents.
In the league, Lu Ke's Chinese identity is no longer a problem. He has proved his existence value with his own strength; but after winning the Super Bowl, the people outside the league became excited again. It's the same reason as if the same problems started digging again after Barack was re-elected.
Now, Lu Ke is a guest host on "Saturday Night Live". As one of the best writers in American variety shows who are good at complaining and ridiculing, how could they easily let go of such a great opportunity?
Obviously, they are not targeting Lu Ke, but those groups who have always upheld discrimination.
"To be honest, I was a little overwhelmed when faced with such a question from Mr. President, because there seems to be no checking on this matter in the alliance, as if no one is confirming whether those red necks are of Indian descent, everyone can live On this land." Lu Keyun said the full-fire mocking words softly, and the audience once again let out a cry of pain.
As we all know, before European immigrants poured into the North American continent in large numbers, this land originally belonged to the indigenous Indians; but then a brutal and bloody history of plunder occurred, and eventually the indigenous Indians were driven, oppressed, and detained in primitive tribes in the wilderness. , and this became a paradise for new immigrants, and then established the current United States.
The movie "Dances with Wolves" makes a subtle reference to this history.
In the United States, racial issues and civil war conflicts are not the most sensitive. Indians are. The high school textbooks do not mention this period of history at all. They only say that "immigrants came to this land to open up wasteland." They describe themselves as coming to help the Indians establish their homes, and vaguely mention the bloody history.
The controversy over the Washington Redskins' team name also concerns Indian residents.
Such a sensitive issue is indeed not often mentioned, but Lu Ke's identity is different. He is even more special than Mr. President. After all, the situation of the Chinese community in North America is even more special. Now When Lu Ke started the topic, the feeling became completely different.
The entire audience made a fuss and made a fuss.
Then I saw Lu Ke's calm look on his face. He waved lightly and made careless gestures. "You can guess the racial ratio of the audience today just by listening to the voice." The subtext is that only white people are talented. You will feel a pang in your conscience.
"Haha!" After the entire audience was stunned for a moment, they burst into applause and laughter.
However, "Saturday Night Live" is, after all, a variety entertainment program. It does not need to be too serious and profound, but brings laughter amidst the laughter and scolding, and also generates some thoughts. This is enough.
Lu Ke stopped talking about the topic and did not go any further. Then he changed the topic easily, "In fact, more often than I am asked about my birth certificate, I am asked about my age."
"I really don't understand the logic of thinking about such a problem. I can pass the ball and I can score touchdowns. That's enough, isn't it? So, is there any difference whether I am sixteen or twenty-five? The only difference is whether you lost to a high school student or a college student. So? Has your pride been redeemed?"
Full fire, real fire, the bloody Bambi that reporters didn't get to see at the press conference, but didn't expect to see on "Saturday Night Live."
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