"Half a liter of purine." He looked at his name in a daze.
This is a meme on the Internet, which is actually a homonym for "half a lifetime wandering". Usually it refers to what Lu Bu said when he recognized his godfather: "Bu has spent half his life, only regretting that he has never met his master."
He likes to eat seafood and drink beer, so when his work unit organized a physical examination, he found that uric acid was a bit high. Seeing this joke easily triggered laughter and found it very interesting.
It just so happened that the classic server had just been launched, so he gave the Knight this name. He also has a nanny called "Jinghong Gong Gong", who has not been transferred to Van Kress yet.
One word becomes a prophecy.
He suddenly realized that he was really not that happy wherever he was. "Am I really fucking Lu Bu?"
When walking in the clouds, he felt a sense of belonging. He always liked listening to Wanwan talk and never showed anything. But I can't help myself, and I can't help but dislike those people who try their best to gain a sense of presence in front of Wanwan. In Wings of Judgment, there is often a moment that reminds him that he is an outsider.
The moment Camus said these words, his heart suddenly surged with anger.
"Am I too sensitive and too pretentious!?" He asked himself.
While fighting, he thought about things. He thought for a long time, and it wasn't until he destroyed the group that he came to a conclusion: "No, Camus, that bitch, really looks down on me!"
He had been staying at home for too long recently, and he suddenly wanted to invite people to drink.
Thinking back to the time in college when the lights were turned off and his brothers hid in the dormitory drinking secretly, he couldn't help but feel nostalgic.
This time the team was wiped out not because of Purine. Lao Ba was in YY severely torturing the September Rabbit, Qin Ling and the two people who were killed by the Doomsday Battle in YY. He had time to take out his mobile phone and started chatting in a small group on WeChat. I sent a message: "When do you guys have time to get together?"
Kirbymon: I can do it, it’s not far away.
Although the brothers went their separate ways after graduating from college, they were scattered all over the world at first, but in recent years everyone has settled down, and except for the third child, they are basically in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai.
As the eldest brother, Purine himself is in Shanghai, the second brother, Kirby, is in Ningbo, and the remaining two are in Jiangyin and Jiaxing.
Everyone said they wanted to get together, and usually they would go to Haining to play with the third child when they had time during the long vacation.
Kirbymon: Boss, are you unhappy about destroying the group?
He is familiar with purine, and if he took the initiative to drink, he probably had something on his mind.
Half a liter of purine: None.
sodayo: So there is?
Half a liter of purine: Not really.
Kirbymon: It’s over, the boss’s mentality has collapsed, call an ambulance!
Half a liter of purine: Don't make a fuss.
Kirbymon: Damn, you guys still don’t know you? Tell me what happened, who has offended you?
sodayo: The boss is just hypocritical.
sodayo: What can make him unhappy is definitely not the equipment. Inexplicably, he suddenly felt bad after just one sentence, and then someone asked him if he would still say yes. When we were playing LOL dormitory battles together, the boss was always very high-spirited. Occasionally, he would be inexplicable and stop talking. He would have such a cold face. Ha ha ha ha!
We have been good brothers for many years and know each other too well. Purin couldn't help but laugh when he saw their words that hurt him.
Half a liter of purine: Am I that pretentious?
Hubei guys on the ground: eat melon ing.
Kirbymon: Let me tell you, there was no class one day and you both went out to play. The boss plays ranked, and I sleep on the upper bunk.
Half a liter of purine: Shut up!
Kirby: I looked down and saw that the screen was gray.
Kirby: I squinted for a while and took another look. The screen was still gray.
Kirbymon: I just asked him, boss, why did you die again?
Half a liter of purine: Shut the fuck up!
Kirby: The boss said that Kassadin on the other side was too fat, so he chased him to kill him with his big mouth.
Kirbymon: I said, isn't it normal for Big Mouth to be slaughtered as a pig by the super god Kassadin? The boss told me that it was okay for the assassin to cut AD, but he was in a group with five teammates, and a Kassadin who jumped out from behind the tower trampled him to death and ran away.
Kirbymon: It feels very insulting and undignified. The boss said that his self-esteem has been seriously hit.
Kirbymon: I felt like the boss was about to cry!
Half a liter of purine: your uncle’s. . . It was just that one defense break that made you remember it.
Hubei guys on the ground: Hahahahaha!
sodayo: To be honest, others can't beat him when he curses in anger. The boss is the one who breaks the defense inexplicably and then doesn't say a word.
Kirby: Let's wait here for five minutes. Do you want me to tell you another story about the boss at level 60 in the nostalgic server who cheated on someone and was killed in the wild?
Hubei guy on the ground: Ah! I know this, but is it the one that "can't kill me for the rest of my life"?
Kirbymon: Yes, yes!
Half a liter of purine: You guys, just program me.
Kirbymon: Boss, let me tell you, you just have a lot of ideas, and sometimes you are a little sensitive. Do you think I don’t have fun every day? What's the use of thinking so much?
Half a liter of purine: Isn’t this nonsense? Can people be the same? Can I be as happy as you? I can’t do it either!
Kirbymon: Tell me then, you are unhappy wherever you go, can you guys help you solve it?
Hubei guys on the ground: Tell me! Who among us doesn't know anyone well? Is there anything you can't tell us?
Kirbymon: Hurry, it's about to start. Laoba is in place to make sure he's calling you. We'll talk later.
Half a liter of purine: 1
Half a liter of purine: I'm going to the bathroom.
…
At the stage when Wings of Judgment was at a loss, Wandering Cloud was making steady progress and making progress. Kongcheng discussed with Chen Yu and others, and finally confirmed the strategy of letting Alibuda use a mage to kill the dragons on both sides. Alibuda became more proficient in the execution, and only asked the little raccoon to help when the double dragons were needed. Take control.
Chen Yu also traded a pair of rocket boots to Alibuda to improve fault tolerance, so that he would not accidentally press the wrong flash button and lose a lot of practice.
Although Alibuda was confident that he would never press the button wrongly, he also knew that Chen Yu had good intentions, so he still followed the good will and put it on honestly.
The third player in YY, Meng Lao, passed the application and passionately shared his experience of playing ball: "I just looked at the ball for a long time. It felt a bit painful to hit someone. So, in our warlock team, we have to play faster. I just thought of a good idea."
"Every time the ball comes out, doesn't it happen at the right time? Just give it a Shadow Burn on the way! It will go a lot faster."
Hearing this, Alibuda was the first to discover the problem.
Rosen: Shadow Burn requires spirit fragments.
Rosen: Can you get soul fragments back by playing basketball?
Meng Laosan deliberately paused here, giving it a try, waiting for someone to compliment him. It happened that Alibuda came to ask the question, and he felt secretly happy: "Hey, brother, you are so good at playing warlock, you don't understand it, right? When it comes to team contribution, I am the third one, Meng Lao San, there is no good way Let me tell you, never hide anything. We, Zhao Laosan, are the sorcerers who form the Lighthouse."
But Meng Laosan was more sincere: "It's okay, it's really okay. When we start the fight, why don't the three monsters summon some little devils? One of them can suck pills. If you don't have enough pills, just start sucking them all the time. .”
The mage Ali Buda played this time, his detailed understanding of the warlock was indeed widened by Meng Laosan. How could he have thought of such a method? I was shocked on the spot.
Rosen: Damn it!
Rosen: That kid can still take tablets? This detail is a bit awesome! I learned it, and I will do the same when I play Warlock in the future.
Alibuda praised Meng Laosan with a few words of sincerity, which made him feel so happy. He suddenly felt as if he was left alone in the world and became an immortal. He accidentally couldn't hold it back and even giggled for a few times in the YY. Voice. His smugness was so obvious that everyone was amused at once.
"Damn it, he got it!" Alibuda slapped his thigh.
"Okay! Yes, what the third child taught is indeed a good skill. You all should learn it, and I will share the good details with you. Being able to pass the boss is the most important thing." Kongcheng finally made a concluding speech, Everyone entered and started fighting.
The current starting process has been very stable. Chen Yu was very strict when he led the group. Now under the constant orders of the empty city, other people except Chen Yu will basically not fight the third monster in advance in melee combat, so Basically there will be no accidents.
"There's no need to rush to fight, just take your position and run to where you want to stand in advance! Then you'll have enough time to kill them!" Kongcheng understood after two hits and effectively used this time to ask them to move in advance. , lest the boss comes out and moves around, causing everyone to be in a hurry.
The hunters and healers at the far end had already reached their positions in advance, and the remaining ones slowly killed the mobs, and then the ones at the near end followed suit.
At this time, the boss appeared, Yili Miao violently aggroed, and the warrior broke armor. Then Chen Yu's strong breakthrough arrived, and everyone's output was free to use their hands and feet.
"Don't take the explosive potion for this start!" Kongcheng quickly ordered.
But Ye Xue's acceleration potion has been used up.
Empty City was a healer. While adding blood, he clicked on a few melee targets. He glanced at the buffs on them and warned: "Yexue, Managarm, you two, let it go this time. Don't do it next time!"
There is less pressure in P1, so he also had time to complain: "When we hit P1 at full health to 85%, there is no DPS pressure, but the pressure in P2 is very high, so we will leave the explosive skills to P2. At that time, you P1 used all the explosive potions and everything else, how could P2 suppress the boss’s health?”
In contrast, Chen Yu's handling of details is very good. He did not rush to take potions, but made some adjustments to the timeline of explosives. He started cutting in advance, and then attacked at the same time. Throw a Goblin Engineer Explosive directly, so that the explosive can be put into the CD as quickly as possible without affecting other skills. There will be plenty of time to transfer the CD and meet the 85% mirror image.
This time I clicked on the warrior. The mirror of the warrior is Blade Storm, which causes high damage to melee combat.
Ye Xue gained wisdom by not using Whirlwind indiscriminately. The little raccoon did a good job this time. He pulled four monsters next to the boss and let the warlock use A. Gongcheng repeatedly ordered not to approach in close combat, but Ye Xue sneaked over and threw a kamikaze explosive in the small gap between the mirror and the whirlwind, and then carefully ran away after blowing the whirlwind.
"Yexue, be careful!" Kongcheng shouted first, but seeing that Ye Xue didn't lose much blood, he controlled himself and didn't continue to scold him.
But Ye Xue's thoughts were much more complicated.
He saw Chen Yu standing on the other side of the four illusions, sprinting over and throwing a kamikaze explosive, and then picked a blade storm that only one monster could blow to the edge of him, and drove The blade danced wildly and dodged, making it furrow fiercely.
Managalm quietly came over and threw a Fire Nova Totem.
Pretty Orange lost an eight-yarder.
As a result, I couldn't help but go to the details and got caught by Kongcheng.
"Why!? They can all do it but I can't!?" Ye Xue turned off the microphone and played tricks with his wife, making her giggle.
The image processing speed this time was very good, and no one made any mistakes worth attrition. The only fly in the ointment is that this time the Shadow Thorn directly smashed you to death. Fortunately, she is not an important person. She does not need to control the dragon or do much damage. Baozhu is under the leadership of Meng Laosan. This time the warlocks also fought very fast, and one less mage had no bearing on the overall situation.
"Gather, gather in advance!" Kongcheng commanded.
Seeing the blue dragon control orb appear, Alibuda did not wait for the empty city to remind him, he flashed over and clicked the orb, controlled the blue dragon and flashed in front of the assembled crowd, sprayed recovery and acceleration on the large group, and then everyone skillfully Spread out and hit the Shadow Orbs.
Kongcheng nodded, it was indeed a bit better, but as long as I gave you a hug, you still performed stably as before.
