"Who are you?" Liu Tao looked at his outfit and asked with interest.
"Who am I? Hehe, this is a secret. I won't tell you that I am the legendary god."
The old beggar said in an awesome voice, with all the yellow teeth in his mouth exposed. He looked like a god, but he looked more in tune with a mythical beast.
Liu Tao was speechless after hearing this. Who designed this old beggar? Didn't they design a shame system for him? She farts and shakes her head - Smelly, it's probably someone like him she's talking about.
"Then I wonder what the old god wants to see me for?" Liu Tao asked funnyly. He was already a little interested, but he didn't hesitate to call him "old god."
"Hey, the young man is not only capable, but also very sensible. It's really good. The old man is in a very happy mood today, so I hope to give you some advice. However, the old man's advice is not for nothing. This, uh huh, you got it••••••"
The old beggar grinned with yellow teeth and smiled at Liu Tao with what he thought was an ambiguous smile.
"Ahem, my guy, I'm not interested in men, especially an old bastard like you."
Liu Tao was so disgusted by the old beggar's words and actions that he became angry.
"Hey, why are young people so angry? Old man, I really want to remind you. Where did you think you were?" Seeing Liu Tao getting angry, the old beggar hurriedly explained with a smile.
"Say something quickly, I'm in a hurry." Liu Tao said angrily. He still had a lot of things to do and had no time to chat with a beggar. Although Liu Tao didn't know where this old beggar came from, he could guess pretty well. .
In order to increase the fun of the game, Baheng Company has added many branch plots and created some interesting situations to enrich the content. However, most of them are just a novice plot and will not give any rewards. If players participate in the plot, it is purely You go there to have fun, but in the end you get nothing.
Liu Tao estimated that the old man in front of him was a character in this kind of plot, and there was probably no benefit in talking nonsense with him, so he became impatient at the moment. He still had to test his skills, so there was no time to waste.
"Actually, I just want some wine and meat to feed my Five Zang Temple. Don't you know? Heavenly Court's finances are in difficulty recently. Old Immortal, I haven't eaten delicious food or drank mellow wine for a long time..." ••••”
The old beggar said "sorry", but that embarrassed expression was really fake.
After listening to the old beggar's words, Liu Tao turned around and left without saying a word, thinking that he was indeed an old liar who cheated people out of food, and he would return to heaven! Why didn't he say that he was the Jade Emperor's disciple?
"Oh, I said, little brother, don't leave. I really want to give you a boost. Of course, I can do some work on the way. Otherwise, I will be a god like Tangtang and the Jade Emperor's brother. Do you want me to go? Grab it••••••”
When the old beggar saw that Liu Tao was about to leave, he immediately chased Liu Tao and kept uttering "wild words", which made black lines appear on Liu Tao's forehead.
"This guy is really good at breaking up. You can figure out how to worship the Jade Emperor."
Liu Tao remained unmoved and walked straight forward. He was joking. What could an old beggar have to say about him? He was just a shameless old liar.
"Ahem, little brother, it seems that if I don't show my skills, you won't believe that I am actually a god."
Seeing that Liu Tao was about to walk away, the old beggar suddenly changed his expression and said in a low tone.
"Of course I believe it. I believe you are a 290 liar."
Liu Tao ignored the old beggar's strange behavior and said loudly, pretending to be a big man. His feet didn't stop, and he was about to go far away.
"Tai Shang Laojun, hurry up like a law! Feng······"
He just heard the old beggar murmuring for a while, then made a seal with his hands and pointed in the direction Liu Tao was going.
"How come there are such funny NPCs in Bahengzhong? They are so incompetent at even deceiving people. At least I came up with a cheat book and said that after practicing it, I can kill the final BOSS instantly. Maybe I can reward you with a few copper coins... •••”
At this time, Liu Tao was still cursing at some shameless old bastard, thinking that Ba Heng's programmer was too novice, and it was not professional at all to design such a character.
Suddenly, the scene in front of him changed. One second, Liu Tao was walking on the streets of Brave City. This second, he seemed to have stepped into an illusory world. Everything around him became unreal. The surrounding scenery seemed to have become... It was like a phantom, but he was in this phantom, which really frightened him.
"Xia Mi? What does this mean? You can't time travel, right?" Liu Tao felt nervous. He couldn't be so unlucky. He could travel through time just by playing a game. This was too much. He still had many things to solve, right? There are still worries in this world, so let’s just say it and let it go, but what should I do?••••••
"Hmph! Boy, do you know how powerful I am, Lao Xian?"
A wretched voice came, it was the voice of the old beggar.
When Liu Tao heard the voice of the old beggar, he felt relieved. It seemed that he had not traveled through time and could still hear the old liar's voice. He thanked God and the Jade Emperor.
Then I thought again, how could he be like this when he was walking normally? Where is he?
"No need to look, kid, you are now in my immortal realm, and you can't get out without my permission." The old beggar's voice sounded again.
"Damn, it's really this old liar like you. Tell me, what kind of deceit are you using? Get rid of it quickly."
When Liu Tao heard that this was the fault of an old liar, he immediately became angry. Damn it, liars should have professional ethics. If they fail to deceive, they should rob instead.
As he said that, he pulled out the Blood Slasher and faced the changing scene in the void in front of him, which was a [Sword and Blood Arc Slash]. The bloody arc swept past like lightning, but it disappeared without even a trace of ripples.
Liu Tao still didn't believe in evil, and there was a [Rain of Blood Sword] in succession. This time it was even more exaggerated. The mist of Blood Sword disappeared into nothingness before it was formed.
"Tch, old immortal, this is the magic of the Eastern Heaven. There is no way that you, a half-hearted god, can break it."
The old beggar's twitching voice sounded again. The strange thing was that although Liu Tao could hear his voice, he could not see his figure.
Now Liu Tao felt a little scared. This wretched old liar couldn't really be an Eastern immortal. If so, that would be ridiculous. Isn't Ba Heng a game based on Western mythology? How come even an Eastern immortal came to join in the fun? Already?
"Ahem, old man, I wonder what your surname is?" Regarding unknown things, Liu Tao's experience as a gangster told him that it is better to keep a low profile.
"Hmph! Do you know how powerful the old immortal is? Want to know his name? No way! The old immortal won't tell you that I am the legendary Taishang Laojun..."
"Hiss~" Hearing the words 'Tai Shang Lao Jun', Liu Tao took a breath. This guy turned out to be the legendary Tai Shang Lao Jun. That guy is a great man in Eastern mythology, but he looks like Tai Shang Lao Jun. Wouldn't you be so stupid?
Liu Tao was both surprised and confused.
"The true disciple of the fifth great-great-grandson of the eighteenth generation of the medicine refining boy's ••••••"
This sentence was too long. The old beggar was old after all, so it was a bit laborious to say it, which made Liu Tao excited in vain.
Emotionally, he is just a descendant of hundreds of generations of Taishang Laojun, a boy who made medicine. Liu Tao listened to the old beggar explain his relationship with Taishang Laojun, the master of heaven, and felt a deep pain in his balls. This man would not also It must have something to do with Tang Monk.
Three minutes later, there was only a sound of rapid breathing. The old beggar finally explained the relationship between him and Taishang Laojun, and he was breathing heavily.
At this time, Liu Tao was about to fall asleep, but he didn't dare to interrupt. After all, he was in the old guy's territory and he didn't dare to keep a low profile.
"Hey, boy, I have said so much about the old immortal. You should also understand the old immortal's status in the heaven and how powerful the old immortal is."
The old beggar, who had regained his breath, felt very happy when he saw Liu Tao's "fearful" look.
"That's of course. The boy's admiration for the old immortal is like an endless river, or..."
Liu Tao immediately realized that the world was moving, and he flattered him. The old beggar was very pleased with what he heard, and felt very happy.
"Ahem, I just don't know how the old immortal came to this barbarian land and asked for... um, food when he's not enjoying the blessings in heaven."
Liu Tao asked tactfully.
"Well, this, you can't ask about Lao Xian's affairs. As for why I'm looking for you, it's because Lao Xian, I haven't drank for a long time. I want to ask you to buy me some wine and bring me some delicious food. .”
The old beggar was taboo about why he came here. He kept it vague in one sentence, but he didn't hide why he found Liu Tao.
"Just for this?" Liu Tao felt a little confused. Isn't this old bastard some kind of god? Why didn't he even have a drink or a meal?
"Then why do you think I'm looking for you? Could it be that I'm attracted to you? It's not that I'm trying to attack you. Even if I'm looking for you, I'm looking for someone like Erlang Shen. I don't like you, an old fairy like you."
The old beggar had already shown his figure. At this time, he looked at Liu Tao with a look of disdain, as if he was questioning his figure.
"Ahem, Old Immortal, your power is boundless, why do you need to find a boy to buy this thing for you?"
When Liu Tao said this, he suppressed the nausea in his heart and thought to himself: Damn it, you are the first one who dares to bury me like this. When I go out, I have to clean up you old bastard. Who cares about you, Dongfang Jiu. Liu Xianren, if I can't help it, I will hide with my master. I don't believe you still dare to confront her.
"Tch, it's not like I warned my brother not to use magic to intimidate mortals, and he also made more than a dozen rules with me, which really restricted me, old immortal, so I had no choice but to look for you, brat."
"Why don't you try to find someone else, for example, an adventurer like me?"
"Damn, I'd love to find one, but no one is richer than you. To tell you the truth, the food the old immortal wants to eat is not what you would find in the world, but it's a bit expensive."
As he said this, the old liar pretended to glance at Liu Tao's belt casually, as if he could see through it, which made Liu Tao tremble.
"This guy can't even see through the storage space." Liu Tao nervously covered his belt like a money bag.
"Hey, don't be nervous. Although the old immortal can see through the storage space of mortals, he won't look at it casually because he has a contract. He knows you are rich because you are willing to pay so much gold when you learn those rubbish spells there. , that’s all.”
The old liar said calmly as if nothing had happened.
After listening to the old liar's words, Liu Tao finally breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that Ba Heng still respected the player's privacy.
"Let's do this, kid. I won't bullshit you anymore. You buy me some food to satisfy my appetite, and I'll give you some benefits. How about that?"
The old beggar said with a smile.
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