The panda spirit known as Lao Gun looked aggrieved.
"I was invited by you to come here to congratulate you. Look, I have all the congratulatory gifts in my hand. How can I possibly ruin your situation? I don't dare to be disrespectful to Mr. Qin."
While saying this, the panda spirit dug out a few bamboos from the sand and gravel.
"You should keep this gift yourself, I'm not interested." Bai Qingjiang Shuibo looked disgusted, but the anger on his face was reduced a lot, but he still frowned and asked: "Then what's going on?"
"It's all a misunderstanding." Panda Spirit quickly explained: "I saw Mr. Qin from a distance, so I wanted to come over to say hello and ask a question."
Uncle Bai Qingjiang still trusted this panda spirit. He turned to Qin Shaoyou and smiled bitterly: "Good brother, although this guy's brain is not very good, he is still a good person. I'm afraid this matter is really a misunderstanding. …”
"What a misunderstanding. Look, I still have a good citizen certificate."
The panda spirit was anxious to prove himself, so he reached into his fur and pulled out a brass plate.
Qin Shaoyou took it and saw that it was a demon ghost identity certificate issued by the Demon Suppression Department.
He handed the sign to Zhu Xiucai and asked him to check whether it was genuine or not. He couldn't help complaining in his heart: Proof of identity is proof of identity. What about certificates of good citizenship? It makes us look like puppet soldiers...
Thinking of this, Qin Shaoyou was stunned for a moment and turned to look at Zhu Xiucai...
Damn, this image and temperament really look alike.
Zhu Xiucai only thought that Qin Shaoyou was looking at him to urge him to check his identity certificate quickly, but he didn't think much about it.
It took time to check the identity certificate, but Qin Shaoyou also saw that this panda spirit was indeed not hostile.
Although the demonic aura on it is not as good as that of Bai Qingjiang Shuibo, it still has a strength of around six levels.
And just now, when faced with the Night Watchmen's counterattack and siege, it didn't react at all.
If they really came to attack them, they wouldn't have that kind of reaction.
Another important point is that Qin Shaoyou did not have any desire to eat this panda spirit, which shows that although it is a monster, it has compassion and has not done anything harmful to nature.
So Qin Shaoyou sold Baiqingjiang Shuibo to save face.
"Of course I believe what my brother says. Please put your weapons away."
When Uncle Bai Qingjiang Shui heard this, he was moved and proud.
Monk Ma and others put away their weapons, but did not relax their vigilance.
Cui Youyou also wanted to put away the Fiery Flame Sword, but the sword had just come out of the box and had not hit any demons. It was unwilling to go back. It just floated above Cui Youyou's head, forcing him to keep pinching it to avoid it. Fire Jue, otherwise the flames that fall down from time to time may burn off your hair and clothes.
After Zhu Xiucai checked his identity certificate, he handed it to Qin Shaoyou and reported in a low voice: "The thing is real. It was issued by the Demon Division of Lizhou Prefecture. Judging from the information recorded above, it is indeed owned by this iron-eating beast... "
The Demon Suppression Department issues identity certificates to demons and ghosts. Only demon ghosts who have registered as demons and have never broken any laws or harmed anyone can have them.
Of course, there are exceptions, such as Wu Bufan, who previously colluded with officials and demons and abused his power.
But Wu Bufan was doing evil in a remote town, and Lizhou Prefecture was a large government office in Yizhou, the main road connecting the three states. It is estimated that the person in charge there would not dare to act as recklessly as Wu Bufan.
Qin Shaoyou returned the identity certificate to the panda spirit and said: "Don't say hello in this way next time, otherwise, if the hello is not stamped, your life will be lost first."
The panda spirit took the ID card with an embarrassed look on his face.
"I don't want to be like this, but my appearance often scares people. I am afraid that I will scare the people burning incense at Shuibo Temple and ruin Shuibo's good deeds, so I stir up the wind and sand to cover my figure. Just because I look at it Mr. Qin was too excited and used too much force for a while, which made the wind and sand a little bigger, which led to a misunderstanding."
People in this world don’t think pandas are cute or adorable when they look at them.
In their eyes, pandas are similar to bears, and their teeth are very sharp, otherwise they would not be called "iron-eating beasts".
This panda, in particular, is several times larger than an ordinary panda. Ordinary people would indeed be frightened when they saw it.
There's just one thing that Qin Shaoyou doesn't quite understand.
Why is this panda spirit so excited when seeing him?
He has a ghost affinity and a zombie affinity, but he doesn't seem to have a fairy affinity, right? I don’t know this panda spirit either...
Qin Shaoyou frowned slightly, took a step back, and at the same time quietly moved the small round shield hidden on his body to his buttocks, and cast an inquiring look at Bai Qingjiang Shuibo.
But seeing Uncle Bai Qingjiang Shui dodge his eyes, not daring to look at him, he knew that this matter must be related to his good brother.
Before Qin Shaoyou asked, Zhu Xiucai couldn't help but said: "Since you know that your appearance can scare people, why don't you change your appearance before coming out?"
"I can not do it."
The panda spirit spread his hands and sighed helplessly.
"I'm not very smart. I can learn boxing and kicking, but I can't learn magic. Transformation is even harder."
Okay, this is a purely physics-based Kung Fu Panda?
However, the transformation technique is really difficult for monsters to learn.
Even Cen Biqing, who followed Zuo Qianhu and learned the techniques and secrets of the Demon Suppression Division, could change human form, but he couldn't be 100% human-like.
Her pupils would turn vertical from time to time, her tongue would often slit, her waist would always be as thin as a snake, and her body would be very slippery...
Even Bai Qingjiang Shuibo, when he transformed into a human form, would leave a few dragon scales in inconspicuous places on his body, which could not be completely retracted.
Perhaps after he receives enough incense, he can completely transform into a human form.
As for many other monsters, even if they change into human form, they will retain many aspects of their original form. They need to use illusion magic 'ps' to completely 'transform' into humans.
Of course, for many SPs, half-human monsters can arouse some of their special interests, allowing them to experience the happiness of King Zhou and Xu Xian...
"Yeah, another guy who only knows how to use brute force and doesn't know how to use his brain."
Zhu Xiucai shook his head and sighed.
Monk Ma next to him frowned, always feeling that the old man meant something.
After the misunderstanding was explained clearly, the atmosphere relaxed a bit.
Qin Shaoyou asked Cui Youyou to cast an illusion on the panda spirit, turning him into a taller man in the eyes of ordinary people instead of a five-meter-high monster, so as not to really scare the believers who burned incense.
Then he asked: "You just said that you have something to ask me for advice. What is it?"
"I want to know what I need to do to become a god."
When the panda spirit asked this question, his eyes were shining, and his face was full of anticipation and nervousness.
"Why do you want to ask me about this kind of thing?"
Qin Shaoyou asked about the panda spirit, but his eyes turned to Bai Qingjiang Shui Bo.
Bai Qingjiang Shui Bo laughed and was about to leave: "What about that? I still have something to do in the temple. Let's go there first..."
"Let's go there together, just in time to burn some incense for you."
Qin Shaoyou grabbed Bai Qingjiang Shuibo and walked with him, and asked the panda spirit to follow him: "By the way, I don't know what your name is?"
The panda spirit quickly responded with a smile on his face, "Everyone who knows me calls me Mr. Gunshan. Mr. Qin can just call me Lao Gun."
Gunshanjun...this title is really appropriate.
Qin Shaoyou nodded: "Lao Gun, you haven't answered my question just now."
Baiqingjiang Shuibo coughed twice in a hurry. Unfortunately, Gunshan Jun was not smart enough and did not receive his reminder. He replied honestly: "It was Baiqingjiang Shuibo who told us. When we asked him how he became a god, he said It was canonized by you, Mr. Qin."
really.
Qin Shaoyou glared at his good brother.
Bai Qing Jiang Shuibo smiled awkwardly and explained in a low voice: "What I said is the truth..."
Qin Shaoyou snorted and was too lazy to talk to him.
Although this matter will bring some trouble, it will also bring some benefits.
As for whether the advantages outweigh the disadvantages or the disadvantages outweigh the advantages, only later will we know.
Looking at Gunshan Jun with an expectant look on his face, Qin Shaoyou thought for a while and gave his own opinion:
"My brother said that he, Shui Bo, was canonized by me, which really flatters me.
The edict of canonization was issued by others, and the edict was written by others. I just announced it on my behalf.
But these are not the point.
In my opinion, if you want to be named a god, you must first have the qualifications to become a god.
This qualification is to perform many good deeds and be recognized by the world and the people.
For example, my brother was awarded the title of Shuibo because he has helped the people on both sides of the river and the ships passing by for many years.
If you want to become a god, you must learn from him, do more things that are beneficial to the people, and be recognized by heaven and earth..."
Gunshan Lord listened very seriously and kept all Qin Shaoyou's words in mind. If he wanted to go back, he would follow them in order to be granted the title of Mountain God as soon as possible.
Qin Shaoyou was thinking: I wonder if there will be other mountain spirits and sea monsters coming to me to beg me to be a god in the future?
It would be a good thing if these mountain spirits and sea monsters could be persuaded to be kind to the people and do more righteous deeds.
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