After listening to Qin Shaoyou's explanation, the people who were clamoring for a treat all said: "Since it is Zhu Xiaoqi who is treating the guests, this face must be given. We can't usurp the guest and steal the limelight from Zhu Xiaoqi."
Zhu Xiucai was anxious in his heart. He wanted to say that it's okay and you don't have to give me face, but under the influence of Cui Yougui's magic, he couldn't speak at all and could only make some "woo woo woo" sounds.
Not only did this not arouse people's suspicion, but they also misunderstood them, thinking that Zhu Xiucai was thanking them in return, so they all bowed their hands to Zhu Xiucai and said with a smile: "Zhu Xiaoqi doesn't need to thank us."
Zhu Xiucai was so annoyed: I thank you so much!
However, although these people could not get any guests today, they did not give up.
They changed the subject and added: "We will not ask Zhu Xiaoqi for today's account, but in the future, if any good man from the Demon Suppression Department comes to drink tea and listen to books, it will be recorded in our account!"
"Thank you, thank you very much."
Qin Shaoyou, Sun Xianzong, Cui Youwei and a group of night watchmen stood up quickly and thanked them.
Regardless of whether they come here for free prostitution or not, they have to keep everyone's kindness.
After the excitement, everyone took their seats again.
It was only at this time that Zhu Xiucai relied on his own blood to break through Cui Yougui's spell and regained his ability to speak.
Unfortunately, it was too late, and he could only glare at Cui Yougui bitterly.
Cui Youhang chuckled: "It was agreed today that you will treat the guests, don't let others do it for you."
The tea doctor in the tile house quickly brought tea and snacks to the night watchmen of the Demon Suppression Department, and also served some wine and food.
The storyteller on the stage, after waiting for everyone to quiet down, first saluted Qin Shaoyou and others, then picked up the gavel on the table and slapped it.
"Last time, the book mentioned that a group of heroes from the Demon Suppression Division came to our Mianyuan County. Guess what? As soon as they came, they discovered that the drought situation was not simple. Otherwise, these are a group of heroes from the Demon Suppression Division. Where are the elite soldiers and generals...
When they arrived outside the county town, they discovered that there was a group of evil spirits hovering in the sky above our distant county town!
The evil spirit of the demons and ghosts is so dark that it seems to swallow up the entire city. There are poems to prove it...
And the strange drought in our Mianyuan County is caused by these monsters! "
At this point, the storyteller patted the gavel again, and then continued:
"If you want to ask these good guys from the Demon Suppression Department how they can see the evil spirit of demons and ghosts, you have to introduce them. You must know that these good guys are all different and extraordinary. The leader The chief flag officer’s surname is Qin, and he is nicknamed the Tiger of the Demon-Suppressing Division by the Jianghu people. He is eight feet tall and his waistline is... uh..."
The storyteller was obviously choked up when he said this.
Just because Qin Shaoyou sitting in the audience doesn't look like he has an eight-foot waist!
The storyteller is also a quick-witted person. While he was scolding Zhu Xiucai in his mind for writing blindly, he also described the image descriptions of the protagonists in other storytelling and put it on Qin Shaoyou's head:
"This Qin Zongqi is eight feet tall, has a slender waist and a long back, and a fan-shaped body. He has a round face with a sharp chin, and his face is like a peach blossom in March. It is red with pink in it and moist in pink. His two sword-shaped eyebrows are like lacquer paintings. He has a pair of tiger eyes like bright stars; a nose like a jade pillar, lips like red rosy clouds, and big earlobes. He is a handsome man in his twenties and stands out from the crowd. He wears a sword under his ribs, a lightning white dragon colt under his crotch, and carries five The hook god Fei Liang silver spear... that knife. Who has seen the jade-faced Nezha, who has seen the young Zhao Zilong from Changbanpo!"
"good!"
There was a cry of applause from inside the house.
Everyone has met Qin Shaoyou just now. Although it feels like the storyteller's description has been heard in previous books, it does describe Qin Zongqi's handsomeness and majesty to a very high degree.
The storyteller was sweating secretly.
At least it was fooled.
Qin Shaoyou cupped his hands around him, and immediately cast a questioning look at Zhu Xiucai.
Zhu Xiucai shrank his neck and cursed himself in his mind. Why did he forget to delete this description when he submitted the manuscript?
But he was looking for an excuse: "Sir, all I did was artistic processing. I want to make your image more powerful and more popular among the people."
Qin Shaoyou didn't say a word, but Cui Yougui next to him sneered: "It sounds nice, but I'm afraid you just want to vilify Qin Zongqi to promote yourself."
"No, absolutely not." Zhu Xiucai quickly pointed to the sky but did not dare to swear.
Fortunately, Qin Shaoyou did not deal with him and signaled everyone to continue listening to the book.
After the storyteller introduced Qin Shaoyou, he added: "Under the command of the Tiger of the Demon Suppression Division, there is also a pair of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks. Let's talk about the Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks. One is clever and clever, the other is extraordinary...
In addition, there are three brave generals, ten strong generals, and a group of iron-blooded warriors, but I won’t mention these for now..."
Cui Youying's eyes suddenly lit up when the story was told to him. He stopped talking to Zhu Xiucai and listened carefully to the book.
But Sun Xianzong and others were not very happy.
You Zhu Xiucai and Cui Yougui are just like Crouching Dragon and Phoenix, and you have been described a lot. How come you have become simple generals and masters when you come to us?
At least you have to make up a powerful and majestic nickname for us!
It's okay if the nickname doesn't take you by surprise, but it's still ignored.
Why not express it? Why not express it?
Sun Xianzong, Shan Daonian, and several patrols and shackles looked at each other, and they all secretly decided in their hearts that they must have a good chat with Zhu Xiucai when they return, and ask him to give them a majestic nickname and add a heroic nickname to them. describe.
No matter what, you can't just be a strong general or a strong general, let alone be suppressed and do nothing.
If Zhu Xiucai doesn't listen, use fists and kicks to convince him.
Cui Youwei was very happy to hear this at this time.
After all, he is not a strong general, but a Wolong.
This nickname sounds lofty and dignified at first glance, which is in line with his status as a high-ranking disciple of the Jade Emperor Temple.
But when the storyteller told the story about the Liqiu ghost, his expression changed.
I only heard Mr. Shu say: "Before this, many families in the east of the city had incidents of husbands and wives killing each other and fathers and sons killing each other. Have you all heard of it? But what you don't know is that the reason why these families The accident happened because of an evil ghost called Liqiu ghost at work...
After discovering that it was the Liqiu ghost that was causing trouble, the heroes of the Demon Suppression Department planned to lure it out and kill it. However, this Liqiu ghost was cunning by nature. If you wanted to lure him out, you would not be able to lure him out unless you were a loving couple, a filial father and son, or friends. My brothers must not..."
"Huh?" Cui Youyou was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then his expression changed.
Yes, You Ti’s brothers can also attract Li Qiu ghosts...
Then why did he and Zhu Xiucai pretend to be father and son instead of brothers?
Although he had to pretend to be Xue Xiaobao to attract Li Qiugui's attention, Zhu Xiucai could completely pretend to be his brother!
Even if the age difference is a bit big, it can still be explained by the fact that their father was old enough to have a son.
But why didn't you think of it before?
Just as he was feeling annoyed, he heard the storyteller say: "At this critical moment, Zhu Xiaoqi and Cui Xiaoqi took the initiative to step forward and took over the task of seducing Li Qiu ghost. Originally, Zhu Xiaoqi proposed to pretend to be brothers, but Cui Xiaoqi did not agree. He Afraid that the relationship between brothers would not attract Li Qiu ghost, he decided to pretend to be father and son with Zhu Xiaoqi, and make him his son..."
When Cui Youyi heard this, he couldn't bear it anymore and turned to ask Zhu Xiucai:
"When did you propose that we pretend to be brothers? If only you had reminded me, I would play father and son with you? What else makes me decide to recognize you as my father? I am not a slave with three surnames, I am everywhere. Acknowledge dad’s preferences!”
Zhu Xiucai hurriedly explained: "Don't be angry, old Taoist. This is all artistic processing, so that everyone will be interested, and it can also better show your noble sentiments of being selfless and dedicated to the people... When I write this, it's all I am making a name for you! Believe me, you must believe me!"
How could Cui Yougui believe it? He gritted his teeth and said, "I believe you, what kind of name are you trying to make for me? After today, everyone in Mianyuan County will know that I adopted you as your son." ! Just wait for me, I will let the paper man get into your bed tonight..."
Zhu Xiucai, who was threatened, not only was not afraid, but also looked happy: "Really? That's great, I know you are a brother!"
Seeing that the two people were talking louder and louder, Qin Shaoyou was about to stop them and tell them to fight outside so as not to affect others' listening to the book.
But as he spoke, his expression suddenly changed and he looked outside the house.
Several Qingjis riding bamboo horses were rushing here.
"Is something wrong?"
Qin Shaoyou stood up suddenly, with a gloomy expression on his face, both surprised and stunned.
"Am I not only committing crimes against brothels and sand dance halls, but also fighting against Goulan House?"
