Taohuaping, Taohuazhuang.
On one side are Zhu Yushan and Li Hanyu, on the other side are Tu Yujiao and sisters Tu Yuya and Tu Yuqing.
In addition, Lu Zheng, Shen Ying, Liu Qingyan, and Si Lingxi sat at the top of the table.
Three meetings...ahem...started to tear apart...ahem...started to explain the misunderstanding.
As the only victim, Zhu Yushan was the first to speak, "I was invited to Wenhua Building yesterday afternoon to discuss literature and scriptures, and had dinner with others. However, Brother Liu Licheng and Liu did not come during the period, so I was separated from the others. After that, I stopped by to take a look.”
Zhu Yushan said, "As soon as I arrived at his house, I saw that he was obsessed with this... this girl Tu. He was doing some indecent things out of thin air in the public area at the door of his house. I thought he was possessed by evil spirits. So... I took action directly..."
Everyone nodded, then turned to look at Tu Yujiao.
Tu Yujiao snorted for a day and said coldly, "I was playing around in Yizhou Mansion, but the scholar named Liu came to provoke me. I ignored him, but he still refused to let me go, saying dirty things like taking me to see goldfish. .
I bother! My aunt has lived for almost a hundred years, would she not know what he meant? So I followed him home, and then I confused his mind, making him think that he was having an affair with me, but in fact he was making a fool of himself in front of the house. "
Everyone nodded, probably understanding what happened.
Tu Yujiao continued, "Then this scholar surnamed Zhu appeared and attacked me without any explanation. Hey, with such little cultivation, he wants to act chivalrously? And he doesn't discriminate!
So I easily restrained him, then took him and the scholar surnamed Liu out of the city, found a manor, and asked them to copy the "Gentleman's Fu" that has been passed down for thousands of years to me a hundred times, so that they would know it. , what is the way of a gentleman. "
Everyone, "..."
Li Hanyu suppressed his anger and said, "My husband doesn't know what's going on, so why don't you explain it?"
Tu Yuqing looked at Tu Yujiao, but it was Tu Yuya who answered, "Then why didn't your husband ask before he took action?"
"Aren't I in a hurry to unlock Brother Liu's spell? After all, he opened the door and was right at the door..." Zhu Yushan said with a bitter smile, "Miss Tu has a profound knowledge. I know that I am no match, so I can only attack with all my strength... "
Li Hanyu glared at Zhu Yushan fiercely, "That man named Liu caused you to miss the exam again, so you still call him Brother Liu?"
Liu Qingyan nodded, "You are not a good person if you take advantage of sex!"
Zhu Yushan could only smile helplessly and nodded, not daring to speak. He couldn't say that during the break between papers in the Wenhua Building, several scholars had dreamed about the imperial examination high school, and then a beautiful woman threw themselves into his arms, and their red sleeves were more fragrant.
As for Lu Zheng, he watched his nose with his eyes, his nose with his heart, and just pretended that he heard nothing.
Li Hanyu asked Zhu Yushan, "Didn't you tell her that you had an exam today?"
Tu Yujiao rolled her eyes, "He didn't say it. The scholar surnamed Liu said it. Besides, what if he said it? They have to take the exam. What does it have to do with me? Anyway, copy "Gentlemen's Fu" a hundred times. You can leave now.”
Zhu Yushan sighed, "I had copied it ninety-eight times. I thought I could finish it in time."
Everyone, "..."
Lu Zheng said speechlessly, "You really wrote it!"
Zhu Yushan nodded and said, "This is because I misunderstood Miss Tu. I took the lead and made the mistake first. Miss Tu just asked me to copy "Gentlemen's Fu" a hundred times, which is already very polite."
The fact is also true. Tu Yujiao's incident happened for a reason, and it did not put the scholar named Liu's life in danger. Zhu Yushan was the first to take action against Tu Yujiao, but in the end he did not take action to win, so naturally he was in the wrong.
Yes, when both sides have their own reasons, of course who wins and who has the right.
Moreover, Zhu Yushan's life and death were in Tu Yujiao's hands at that time. If he encountered a cruel monster, his life would probably have been lost. Just copying "Gentlemen's Fu" a hundred times was definitely considered very polite.
Li Hanyu curled his lips and said nothing, just shook his head helplessly.
"Tch! As for that?" Tu Yujiao didn't understand the two people's helplessness at all, "Auntie, please be very polite, okay? Isn't it just an exam? You are not ordinary people, and you would care about an imperial examination in the mortal world?"
Li Hanyu turned his head and said nothing, feeling sulky. Zhu Yushan smiled helplessly and shook his head silently.
Liu Qingyan could only explain, "Brother Zhu's luck in the imperial examination has not been very good..."
Then Liu Qingyan roughly talked about Zhu Yushan's journey to the exam in the past ten years. Of course, he focused on the events in the past few years, such as marrying Li Hanyu before he missed the exam, practicing and practicing before he missed the exam. His chess skills improved by leaps and bounds, but he didn't catch up with the exam but accepted a century-old turtle demon.
The Tu sisters, "..."
It was also the first time that Si Lingxi heard about Zhu Yushan's story. She couldn't help but look at him curiously, her eyes gleaming with light as if she wanted to see through him.
After Liu Qingyan finished speaking, Li Hanyu said dullly, "This time we have all lived opposite the academy. This is the time when we are most likely to catch up with the exam in the past ten years."
The corner of Tu Yujiao's mouth twitched, and she felt a little embarrassed, "I...I didn't know...he...is so unlucky..."
Having said this, Tu Yujiao couldn't help but shrink her neck and looked at Zhu Yushan with a strange look in her eyes, "I disturbed your exam this time. Do I need to marry you?"
Zhu Yushan:? ? ?
Li Hanyu immediately turned around and said nervously, "No need!"
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but laugh. Lu Zheng winked at Zhu Yushan and said teasingly, "Not to mention, every time Brother Zhu fails to catch up with the exam, he always gains something else, but not You know, what is it this time?”
Zhu Yushan's eyes widened, but he didn't expect Lu Zheng to add fuel to the fire. He shook his head and waved his hands hastily, "No, no! I don't need anything this time, no, I never thought of asking for anything before!"
Tu Yujiao turned her eyes, bit her lower lip lightly, her eyes were as charming as silk, and a hint of foxy charm flowed, she chuckled, "Not to mention, you are a scholar who is different from others. Not only are you not moved by me, but you are also willing to You accept defeat and do not beg for mercy. You just copy it. You have written it ninety-eight times, and that scholar only wrote it more than thirty times..."
Zhu Yushan almost made his eyes pop out, and Li Hanyu's face turned red, and he looked at Tu Yujiao with extremely unkind eyes.
Seeing that both of them were about to explode, Tu Yuqing was kind-hearted and hurriedly patted her sister, "Stop talking nonsense anymore. Mr. Zhu and Miss Li are both Qingyan's friends. Why don't you apologize quickly?"
Tu Yujiao had already known Liu Qingyan's identity before. Now that she had the upper hand, she couldn't continue teasing the two of them, so she stood up, bowed and said softly, "I'm sorry, Mr. Zhu, I missed another of your exams." , the little lady didn’t know about it beforehand, so I apologize to you here.”
Zhu Yushan and Li Hanyu also hurriedly stood up and returned the greeting. Zhu Yushan said, "I don't dare, I don't have the opportunity."
At this moment, Si Lingxi, who was sitting at the top, finally spoke, "This matter really has nothing to do with you. Although it was Tu Yujiao who missed your exam this time, the real reason is still with you."
Thanks to fellow Taoist 08a for the hundred rewards
(End of chapter)
