Chapter 159 Can’t Hold Back Laughing

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Baihe Boy nodded repeatedly, with a look of approval.

"It's just that Junior Brother Youkuong has been burdened on my behalf..."

The Antarctic Immortal sighed in a low voice, and when he looked back at Yuxu Palace, his expression became relaxed, and a smile appeared on his lips unconsciously.

Sure enough, Master still can't live without him...

of service!

It seemed that he was overthinking it, as the master had no intention of leaving the affairs of Yuxu Palace to that person.

"Hi~cough, Senior Brother Anji."

Just as the Antarctic Immortal was sighing, suddenly, a voice came from behind them.

"Uncle Jade Cauldron!"

Bai Hetong's eyes brightened and he quickly walked towards the square in front of Yuxu Palace.

The Nanji Immortal turned around and saw a handsome Taoist standing in the square with a smile on his face.

Who else could it be if it wasn't Jade Cauldron?

Nanji smiled and stepped into the field.

“I’ve met Senior Brother Antarctica!”

Jade Cauldron quickly bowed to the Antarctic Immortal...

The real body went to heaven to join the job, but he couldn't be idle. He sent a clone to soak in the library of Yuxu Palace to give full play to the "attributes of the academic master!"

After all, the world of gods is also deeply involved.

These brothers live a long time, have long hair, and have long knowledge, but what he sees and knows is too shallow, and he must break up the time and crush it into pieces.

He had never met the Antarctic Immortal before, but he knew that although this senior brother was not among the Twelve Golden Immortals, his status in the teaching was very high.

It can be said that this person is the third-largest figure in the Chan Cult besides the head saint and deputy head leader, and is responsible for all matters of the Yuxu Palace.

To put it simply...he is the chief manager of Yuxu Palace!

"Junior Brother Yuding!"

After greeting each other, Nanji smiled meaningfully and said, "Congratulations to Junior Brother Yuding."

"Ahem, senior brother is joking. The catastrophe is approaching. Why should I be so happy?" Yu Ding shook his head, feeling a little guilty.

It was precisely because Yuan Hong caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace that the Emperor asked them to surrender.

But in the end, it was this person who was sent to heaven to take the blame for himself...

"Junior brother, why should I be too modest? Yang Jian is my senior disciple. He has great supernatural powers at a young age and has achieved immortality."

The Antarctic Immortal smiled and said: "He has achieved such an earth-shattering reputation. Brother, I think this child will achieve great things in the future. At least he can become the face of my third generation disciple of Yuxu..."

"Ahem, senior brother was joking. That boy was so brave that he went to heaven and made a big fuss... It really bothered me!" Yuding sighed.

Yang Jian made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace. Isn’t that awesome?

That’s awesome!

But it's very uncomfortable for such an awesome apprentice to become a master, so he can't speak openly and honestly.

"Junior brother, don't worry. If you feel troubled, how about letting Yang Jian join my sect instead?" the Antarctic Immortal smiled.

"Thank you for your concern, senior brother... Actually, I am very fond of that boy Yang Jian."

Yuding laughed dryly and refused decisively: "There is no need to change the teacher..."

Are you kidding me? Don’t I understand Versailles?

"That's it!"

The Antarctic Immortal smiled and patted Yuding's shoulder, and said earnestly: "It's not scary to teach disciples who are capable of getting into trouble, but I'm afraid of teaching disciples who are not capable of getting into trouble...

Besides, getting into trouble depends on the cause and reason. If our disciples are unreasonable, then the master’s face will naturally be tarnished, and it will not look good when it is spread out. "

Speaking of this, the Antarctic Immortal paused.

He looked at the jade tripod and said: "But if he is like Yang Jian, he is not at fault for saving his mother, but judging from the result, he has perfected the laws of heaven. This is the same for heaven, the three realms, the gods and all living beings. A good thing.

Since it is a good thing, then junior brother, what else do you have to worry about? "

After saying that, he looked at Jade Cauldron with a smile on his face.

If only senior brother would be so open-minded after knowing that Yuan Hong is my disciple...

Yuding sighed in his heart, and bowed to the Antarctic Immortal with a sudden look on his face: "Thank you, senior brother, for clearing up the confusion. Junior brother, I understand."

The Antarctic Immortal smiled and nodded gently: "Junior brother, it's good if you understand. As teachers, you must have two precepts when teaching your disciples: guard against arrogance and impetuosity. You must also have three hearts: patience, tolerance and care. .”

Next to him, Boy Baihe poked his little head and watched this scene.

"Brother, I remember."

Yuding looked deeply at Antarctica and retracted a glowing hand into his sleeve.

"Junior brother, what did you get?" The Antarctic Immortal was surprised.

"Ahem, it's nothing, it's just a jade with a note."

I took out the jade cauldron generously and saw a blue jade, the size of a pigeon egg.

"Leave a note treasure?" Nanji was slightly startled.

"Senior brother, I don't know anything. The ordinary Qi refiners mined the treasures of heaven and earth, and unexpectedly discovered that there is a kind of jade in this world that can record and preserve sounds."

Yu Ding said sincerely: "What senior brother said just now is really very insightful. Junior brother wants to keep it and study it carefully in the future."

In fact, he was afraid that one day in the future, this senior brother would forget these words!

Speaking of mana injection...

“It’s not scary to teach students who are capable of getting into trouble, but it’s just that I’m afraid of teaching students who are not capable of getting into trouble.”

"Junior brother, it's good if you understand. When you, the teachers, are teaching your disciples..."

The voice of the Antarctic Immortal came from the jade.

"Haha, let's savor it carefully..."

The Antarctic Immortal smiled after hearing Jade Cauldron explain its use.

"By the way, why did Junior Brother use his clone to return to Yuxu Palace today? What's the matter?" asked the Nanji Immortal.

Yuding shook his head and said: "It's not that the catastrophe is approaching. Junior brother, I feel a little uneasy. In recent years, junior brother has discovered that reading can only calm the mind, so..."

"This is a good habit. Junior brother, please take it easy!" Nanji said with a smile.

After the two exchanged greetings, they separated, and the jade tripod went into the library of Yuxu Palace.

Although the library of Yuxu Palace is made of colored glaze and made of beautiful jade, it looks ordinary.

Several Yuxu disciples who were guarding the building did not dare to stop them after seeing the Jade Cauldron, and took the initiative to open the door.

The building is divided into three floors, which means "three living things". As soon as you enter the treasure hall, you can see how grand it is. Compared with the library of Biyou Palace, it is even worse.

Most of the Taoist techniques on the first level are simple and are only for reading and research in the field of Qi refining, and they have many disciples.

The second floor is open to the True Immortals and Celestial Immortals. Compared with the first floor, the number of people can be said to be significantly reduced, and there are many powerful Taoist and magical powers.

The third level can be entered by people above the Golden Immortal level, but there are very few people here.

With the background of Chanjiao, Jinxian didn't have much... Yuding's eyes flickered, Jinxian was not a cabbage on the roadside after all.

And a realm is a watershed, where the water is quite deep.

True immortals and heavenly immortals are fine, but the involution of golden immortals is quite serious.

Ordinary Golden Immortals are only slightly stronger than Heavenly Immortals, but ancient powers like the Twelve Golden Immortals belong to the pinnacle of Golden Immortals and can compete with Daluo Golden Immortals.

Of course, challenging Daluo Jinxian is something that a mortal can do, but the result is...

Jade Cauldron almost stayed on each floor for a moment, and then he discovered... that the content on the first floor was actually the richest.

It can be roughly divided into five categories: mountain, medicine, fortune, fortune telling, and divination.

The so-called mountains refer to methods such as refining qi and cultivating Taoism. Taoism is also subdivided into subcategories such as alchemy, weapon refining, and spells.

The doctor is the way of medicine; the fortune teller is to observe the heaven and earth and deduce the fate, so as to seek good luck and avoid bad luck.

Then there is the Tao of Xiang, which is divided into phase of heaven, phase of earth and phase of people, that is, observing the celestial phenomena from the top, and looking at Feng Shui from the bottom. Finally, there is the Tao of Divination, which is the method of divination and prediction, and the method of inferring good and bad luck.

For example, Jade Cauldron has been using money for divination before, and this is the case.

"I see, there are so many types, it's really... broad and profound!"

Yuding looked at these projects and said with emotion: "If you learn a little bit, go down the mountain to tell people's fortunes and ward off evil spirits, it won't be a problem to make ends meet."

etc!

Just after sighing, Yuding looked at the disciples who were studying these classics with great interest...

These people are undoubtedly older, but their qualifications are average. They are basically bouncing around in the Qi Refining Realm. There is basically no hope of condensing Yin Shen to achieve the God Refining Realm.

If he could be promoted to the God of Refining, his life span would be nearly six hundred years, so he would naturally not come here to see this.

The younger disciples are undoubtedly studying the cultivation methods and Taoism.

So that’s it… Yuding probably understood.

The opening of these courses in Yuxu Palace may be to give disciples who have been pursuing the immortal path their whole life but have no path to the immortal path to have something to eat after coming down the mountain.

It seems that... Xiao Jiang will also have the same experience in the future.

Yuding remembered that Jiang Ziya failed to learn Taoism and had to go down the mountain. After that, he first went to his sworn brother Song Yiren.

With the help of his brothers, Jiang Ziya successfully married a wife and started a family, but then worked in a dirty job, and finally fell into setting up a stall and telling fortunes, which was very effective.

Although these disciples have no hope of becoming immortals, after cultivating their magic power in the Qi Refining Realm, they can already perform some Taoist magic to exorcise evil spirits.

With a skill at hand, you won't starve to death when you go down the mountain.

"Then wait for Xiao Jiang here!"

Yuding had a plan in mind, but the disciples near him ignored him.

After all, they would never have thought of...

Senior Brother Yuding, whom they often talk about, will appear next to them one day and study the same book as them.



Heavenly Court, Tongming Hall.

The Emperor of Heaven held the case in front of him with both hands and stared at the case.

Taibai looked at his nose with his eyes, and his nose at his heart, and glanced at the center of the hall from time to time.

But the eight spiritual officers on guard duty in the main hall kept their heads down and said nothing.

In front of them, the guardian god was lying on a simple stretcher made of two wooden sticks and some grass and vines, holding his waist with both hands, the muscles on his face were twitching, and he couldn't help but gasp for air.

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty..."

The guardian god was weak and his face turned pale. It could be said that he had lost some of his previous majesty.

After being awarded the title of Protector God, he was very high-spirited for a while. He no longer found it interesting to punish those disciples in the Holy Land.

This time it was time for God to try to discipline the gods.

Unfortunately, Heaven is too peaceful for some reason.

After a long time, he couldn't catch any of the gods, which made him feel more and more boring.

Then he received the report letter, so he decided to take action on the demoted princess.

With the Emperor of Heaven around, this punishment would definitely not be too severe, just for show, but it would be enough to demonstrate the majesty of the God who protects the law and establish his image.

Even if it offends Yaochi... it's still worth it.

But this idea is very rich...

The princess knocked him from his ideal back to reality with a bottle.

The image was ruined before it was established, and it probably offended Yaochi...

At this moment, he recalled the image of those punished disciples under the sunset who were afraid of him like a tiger.

That was when he passed away... Bah, when those disciples saw him, their legs were already weak from fear.

He really couldn't understand, how could this heavenly princess... be so tough?

I heard that it was easy to handle softness and weakness in the past!

"Dharma Protector, what's wrong? Who beat you like this? Tell me, I will support you!" Haotian stared at the Dharma Protector.

Hold it back, don't laugh!

This kid Long Ji is very ruthless. It looks like... his waist was broken, right?

The Protector God glanced at Haotian, suppressed the accusation in his heart, and said feebly: "Your Majesty, I... accidentally... fell!"

The fall caused... several of the pickets who lowered their heads trembled, but they quickly gritted their teeth.

Hold it back, can't laugh...

No, what should I do if I can't bear it anymore?

"Falled? Then you were too careless." Haotian sighed.

Seeing Long Ji's growth, as a father... he was very pleased.

After all, in the past, Long Ji's character would have been obedient to the protector, let alone having the courage to take action.

Youyong...very good!

only……

Why does Long Ji smell like Yaochi?

He has a big head for a Yao Chi. If both mothers are like that... Haotian has a trace of doubt on his face.

"Okay, since you fell, let's go down and recuperate!"

Haotian sighed: "Since he was not injured on duty,

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