"You..." The prince listened in confusion and looked at the two of them in confusion.
"Nothing, Uncle Wang, my brother only likes to look for flowers and ask willows." Chen Yuan continued to laugh.
Only then did the prince understand what was going on, and he was stunned. He didn't say anything, didn't smile, and just asked: "Brother, who do you think you belong to?"
"This..." Chen Yuan was a little embarrassed, fearing that speaking out would discredit his master.
"It's okay, Brother Yuan. This guy always declares his family name. Sometimes he gets too happy and doesn't have enough money. He often yells in the front hall of others: 'How can I, the second generation of Lingyun Palace, be the one who owes you these two money? My brother It's nearby. If I find him, I'll come and make up for the rest!' Once I saw that he hadn't come for a long time, I went over to look for him, and I happened to hear this sentence. I heard it even outside the building." Gu Ming said. His face turned red and black.
"Haha! You brother, you are really a wonderful person!" The prince finally burst out laughing this time.
He laughed a few times, then stopped suddenly and said, "Then why you brothers are so strong? Is it because there is something unique about Lingyun Palace's mental method?"
"This...should not have this effect." Gu Ming wiped his forehead and said.
"Haha! The prince is envious!" Chen Yuan shouted.
"What are you talking about, you kid! How dare you hit me with a cymbal!" The prince hit Chen Yuan on the back of the head again. Chen Yuan had no idea how many blows he received since they met.
"Ah! My nephew realizes his mistake! He shouldn't be so discerning..." Chen Yuan admitted his mistake.
The prince was about to hit him again, so Chen Yuan quickly turned around, looked at Gu Ming and asked, "Why did you kill him?" After that, he kicked the baggage back to its original position.
"This bitch still had medicine on him. He threw it at my face when I wasn't prepared. I quickly held my breath and dodged back. I brought it over a little and dropped it on my neck. I knew I was going to be numb and lay there for a while, so I simply Just draw the knife and kill him while he's still awake. Otherwise, he'll either run away or kill me with his backhand, which won't make any difference." Gu Mingdao.
"You already know their tricks, how can you still fall for it?" Chen Yuan tugged at his eyebrows and asked.
"I was staring at this old boy's hands and feet, but when he bowed and begged for mercy, his hair came out of his back! He bowed in front and bent over several times, which paralyzed me. I was just staring at my hands and feet." Gu Ming spat.
"The demons of the Western Regions are the most despicable and shameless in their methods. I would never dare to fight with you openly!" the prince scolded.
"So I came back late? I should have been back half an hour ago, but I fell asleep in the woods." Gu Ming said angrily.
"The Western Regions use poison in so many ways and in so many different ways that the Central Plains can't even match it. If you don't go to the Western Regions for a while and keep paying attention, you won't know what kind of poison you will get next time." Chen Yuan said.
"Don't they know better? They can only be as disgusting as a dead rat in a smelly ditch! So it's best to kill this kind of thing as early as possible! Chop it into pieces!" The prince said through gritted teeth.
Gu Ming heard about the prince's deeds and knew that he not only said this, but also really wanted to do it. Somehow I thought of the scene of the prince's army approaching the city of a certain country in the Western Region, and then the minced meat filling the city after the city was broken... I couldn't help but shudder, and then asked, "How is the young prince? Are you back?" "
"Asleep." Chen Yuan nodded and replied.
"Sure enough, follow..."
"Xiao Ming, put this thing away quickly! Eat some food and go! You've been hungry for a long time." Chen Yuan interrupted quickly and said.
"Oh, ok, let's take a walk, I'm really hungry. I can smell it!" When Gu Ming saw Chen Yuan interrupting him at the right time, he immediately knew that it was not appropriate to talk at this moment, so he kicked his bag and walked towards the inner courtyard.
"Just give me this thing. Let the servants polish the bones and make a new horse spoon for picking up manure." The prince pointed to the baggage.
Gu Ming kicked the baggage to the prince's feet, and the prince kicked it to the courtyard wall. The baggage hit the wall dullly and stopped. Said: "Put it there first."
Chen Yuan took the opportunity to catch up with Gu Ming in two steps and whispered to Gu Ming at a very fast speed: "Don't mention the princess even a word."
Gu Ming didn't know why, but he agreed without even looking at Chen Yuan. No matter what the reason is, if Chen Yuan wants to do this, there must be a reason, it must be right, and it must be beneficial to the follow-up.
When the three princes and princes returned to the dinner table, the dishes on the table were basically the same as when they left. There were only a few mouthfuls left, but there were five or six more empty wine jars on the floor. The people at the table were divided into several groups, some sleeping on the table, some playing guessing games, some bragging, and two people hugging each other and whispering to each other, sometimes laughing, not knowing what secrets they were talking about. Gu Ming picked an empty seat and sat down. He didn't mind the leftovers, so he grabbed a pig's trotter and ate it. The person opposite who was immersed in eating thought that the table full of food was now his own. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a hand grabbing the pig's trotters he was going to eat next. He slowly raised his head to take a look, and quickly dropped his hand. He was hit with a stick bone, stood up and said respectfully: "Master, you are back."
Gu Ming waved his hand, motioning Taimo to sit down, and said, "Eat quickly." After saying this, he bit into most of the pig's trotters. Seeing this, Taimo grabbed another pig's trotter, fearing that there would be another drunkard like before, so he picked up a leg of lamb and refused to eat it. He brought it to his mouth several times and chatted with others. From time to time, he also talked with others. He picked up the wine bowl with one hand and drank a gulp of it. He just pinched the lamb leg without moving it, but it was covered with saliva. Finally, he threw it back on the plate and continued drinking. The leg of lamb was obviously roasted dry, but now it looks like it was braised. After finishing the pig's trotters, Gu Ming wanted to move the lamb leg, but Taimo stopped him and asked him to eat something else. Gu Ming didn't ask any further questions. He grabbed a crab and wondered why this guy was still protecting the food.
Gu Ming stuffed himself to half full in three or two strokes, while Chen Yuan and Wang Ye just stood there and watched the master and apprentice compete to see who could stuff his mouth more and faster. At this time, a servant came in and said in a panic: "Your Majesty, what's wrong, there's someone making trouble at the door." Half of the man's face was swollen and his speech was slurred.
"Where is the servant? Just send him away." The prince said.
"The servants... are all lying down," the servant said.
"Oops?" The prince exclaimed in surprise. Although those servants were not great masters, they could not be brought down by just any cat or dog.
"How many people are making trouble?" the prince asked.
"Just one." The servant said.
"Only one? What about the guardian? Has the guardian been knocked down too?" the prince asked.
"That's not true. The nursing staff said that someone broke in forcefully or climbed over the wall, so they didn't care." The servant said.
"Then your face is..." the prince pointed at the servant.
"He knocked down one of our men and humiliated him. I just cursed and he slapped me on the ear." The servant said with a grimace.
"My lord, you have to make the decision for me! Even you have never slapped my ear! This is tantamount to slapping the palace and slapping your face, lord!" the servant cried.
"Come on, let me go take a look." The prince said.
Chen Yuan and Gu Ming also became interested and followed the prince, wanting to see the man who single-handedly made trouble in the prince's palace.
"Look! Don't you want to see it? Come and take a good look, open your eyes!" Outside the gate of the palace, a naked man pressed the head of a boy against the wall. The boy wanted to run, but his legs, feet, and upper body could move freely, but his head was firmly pressed against the wall. No matter how hard his arms and legs struggled, he couldn't move at all. He looked like a shadow puppet being carried by a craftsman after a performance.
"Uncle! I won't look, I won't look. Your face is covered with blood. I didn't recognize you, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to stop you." The boy who was held down cried.
It's not because of how painful it is to have the head pressed, but because it's so damn scary. This big man is holding a human head in his hand, and blood is still dripping from the eyes, corners of the mouth, and severed neck. Put it in front of his held head and ask him to open his eyes and take a closer look. A few drops of blood hit his face, and it was even warm. The boy felt like he was about to urinate.
"Oh! You didn't recognize me, so you just kicked me without saying a word! What's the reason for having that mouth? You dare to steal my baggage, don't you want to open it and take a look? Look! There's also the one who ran away just now. You beat me with a stick and asked people to beat me up! I was holding my body motionless, so why didn’t you stop? I saw that you, the young prince, were all polite to your servants, but you gatekeepers were like this You're so domineering! I can't beat you to death." The shirtless man said as he spanked the boy with the bloody head.
Chen Yuan and others who had just arrived in front of the door felt their scalps go numb for a while. The prince had fought countless battles on the battlefield, and saw a lot of blood. At this moment, he also twitched the corner of his mouth and said: "Shut up!"
Chen Yuan and Gu Ming burst into laughter when they heard the word "live here" and asked, "What are you doing, second brother?"
The naked man turned around and said, "I'll teach these bitches a lesson for my little brother." Then he saw a cowering person behind Chen Yuan and shouted, "Where are you hiding?" He ran so fast! Come here!"
The prince kicked off the servant next to him who had just come to complain, and asked, "What's going on?"
The servant then knelt down and kowtowed: "I didn't know this was a guest in the house, Your Majesty, damn the little one! Damn the little one!" As he said this, he slapped his face.
"Hmph, it's obvious that you hit someone first without asking, and even asked others to beat him up. After you suffered a loss, you came and beat him up." The prince said displeased.
"Damn the little one! Damn the little one!" The servant was still snapping, as if the face was not his own.
"You actually instigated me and beat you as if you were beating me? How many good people have you bullied in my name?" The prince became angrier as he spoke.
"No, Your Majesty! Not even once!" the servant said, without stopping, his hands moved faster, and the snapping sound was crisper and clearer than before.
"What's the use of slapping yourself in the face now? You usually hit me in the face outside, right?" the prince said coldly.
"No, Your Majesty! How dare you! You are so loyal, you..." The servant began to kowtow and slap his face. Suddenly, a strange and pleasant rhythm sounded, and Dai Er couldn't help but beat the beat under his feet. .
"Don't you like to beat people? Come here and send him to the prison. He will be responsible for executing the cane every day. No matter how many people there are or how many times the beating is required, he will execute it alone. The person who was originally responsible for the execution stood behind and stared at him. If the blow is too slow, too soft, or if the number is not enough, hit him." Wang Ye said.
"Your Majesty..." Before the servant could plead for mercy, he was already gagged and dragged far away.
"This strong man must be a high disciple of Lingyun Palace. The servants are in need of discipline, and the strong man is laughing at them." The prince said with cupped hands.
"You must be the old prince! Hey! What a big deal, I'm just playing tricks with them. Isn't this nothing to do!" Dai Er laughed.
"What happened to you? Why are there so many stab wounds? Why is there blood on your face?" Gu Ming asked.
"Mother, I should have known better than to change with you." Dai Er spat, and said: "This bald donkey went out of the city. There was an abandoned village outside the city, and a group of people living there were all this guy's accomplices. I I almost couldn’t get out.”
"Where are your clothes? It's only reasonable for the Taoist priest to stop you from entering." Gu Ming said.
"Didn't you pack this thing? It was chopped anyway." Dai Er raised his head and said.
"This one you're holding is..." Chen Yuan asked tentatively.
"Bald donkey!" Dai Er opened his eyes naturally.
"Did you kill him?" Gu Ming felt dizzy.
"Yeah! There are more than a dozen people surrounding me. If you want to capture me alive, you have to hold back your strength at all times. It's easy to get killed." Dai Er said.
"What should I do if my mouth is dead? I still want to ask for something." Gu Ming said.
"What do you mean? You killed that one too?" Dai Er said.
"Didn't I think you had another one there?" Gu Ming said.
"I still thought that even if I killed this one, you would still have another one there!" Dai Er blew his beard and glared.
"You two are indeed good brothers..." Chen Yuan said with a smile.
"How many people are left in Zhuangzi? If I can't kill them anymore, I'll take this dog's head and run away. I'll capture those few and ask them." Dai Er said.
"They are just waiting there, waiting for you to come back and call someone?" Gu Ming rolled his eyes and asked.
"If there are any survivors, I will let those people take the secret back after all." The prince said.
"That's not the case. Before this thing had time to speak, we were already fighting. When he finally reacted and wanted to say something, his mouth was already in my hand." Dai Er said, shaking his trophy.
"Forget it, let's take a shower and rest first. It doesn't matter whether we survive or not. I probably know." Chen Yuan said.
"My brother...is he back?" Dai Er asked in a low voice.
"Well! It's almost time to wake up now." Chen Yuan smiled.
"This strong man...is a brother of my youngest son?" the prince asked in surprise.
"Well, I paid homage to him the night before yesterday." Chen Yuan nodded with a smile.
"Let's go, let's take a look." Dai Er urged.
"Let's eat and drink first. Xiaoyun will come over when he wakes up." Chen Yuan said.
"Okay, then this..." Dai Er asked, raising the head in his hand.
"Just give it to me." The prince reached out and grabbed his hair and slid it over. He took a closer look and nodded with satisfaction: "It's just a little bigger than that, so I'll make a cover. I'm not afraid of the smell."
As soon as it was served, Dai Er grabbed a lamb leg and bit into it, saying: "The braise is good, but there is a little too much cooking wine."
Everyone was silent. In fact, no one had time to stop him. Tai Mo swallowed the food that was not yet chewed and was about to open his mouth when he saw that his second uncle had chewed up the lamb leg until only two raised tendons were left. So he lowered his head silently and started eating again.
"How can you, this kid, eat so much?" Gu Ming was a little surprised.
"I eat slowly, Master." Tai Mo said, pointing to the not too many bones piled on the table.
"Little girls, you have to eat like a man from now on, or sometimes you won't even be able to grab other people's saliva." Dai Er said as he scratched the sheep bones and grabbed half of the roast goose.
"I won't eat the saliva, Second Master. I'll just eat this seabass." Taimo said honestly, making a few people stifle laughter, and then went to serve the last dish on the table.
"Bring it here, I haven't eaten all day." Dai Er took the plate from the child's hand angrily, stuck out his tongue and licked the steamed seabass from head to tail, licking up the juice from the fish body. Clean and white, his whole face was revealed, and he handed it to Tai Mo again, sighing: "Forget it, how can a junior uncle take food from the mouth of a junior? You are growing taller, you can eat!"
"Do you still want to lose face?" Gu Ming lowered his voice.
"I'm full, Second Junior Uncle. Just now I was afraid that the leftovers would be wasted, so I insisted on eating. You are hungry after running around all day, so you can eat." Taimo said obediently.
"Ha! Okay, if you don't eat it, then the uncle will eat it, otherwise it will be a waste." Dai Er said, not afraid of the thorns, he directly took the fish head and stuffed the fish tail into his mouth and started to slurp it.
The three princes looked at it and didn't know what to say. At this moment, a crisp "Brother Yuan!" came from the distance.
The young prince Ran Yun woke up and was running towards this side.
"Brother Yuan! Mom said you haven't left yet, that's great!" Ran Yun was still a teenager after all, and he took Chen Yuan's arm and jumped up.
Chen Yuan smiled and touched his head and said, "Of course I have to wait until you wake up. We haven't seen each other for a long time, how can we say goodbye without saying goodbye?"
"That's right! We just met a brother, how can we have a drink just once!" Dai Er also walked over with a smile and punched the young prince on the arm.
"Second brother!" Ran Yun also greeted his second brother with a smile.
"You kid, you haven't eaten in two days, how can you have the strength to run so fast?" Where Ran Yun ran just now, a lady, Shi Shiran, came up, walked to the light, and Dai Eryi took a look, she turned out to be the princess. Just about to open his mouth. But the strange thing is that the prince didn't react at all and looked normal. Looking at Chen Yuan and Gu Ming, they also looked normal. Chen Yuan even saluted the princess and called: "Auntie".
Dai Er didn't understand what was going on. Wasn't this young prince the one the princess stole away to give to those thieves? Chen Yuan didn't tell the prince? He simply didn't care. Anyway, the brother was still here and there was wine, so it didn't matter what he did.
"Mom said that after drinking with my brothers last time, I got poisoned and was unconscious for two days. Fortunately, my father came back in time and gave me the antidote. Look! It's done." The young prince opened his front and gave it to everyone. Liang opened the way.
"Yes, look at your dad. He has lost weight these days. You have to be more obedient in the future so that your dad can worry less." Chen Yuan said with a smile.
"Go and go to the side. The horse is carrying me and I am not carrying the horse. How can I lose weight?" The prince said to Chen Yuan, and everyone laughed.
"Princess's lie is not clever." Chen Yuan whispered to the prince, "What will the young prince say when he finds out that his nanny is missing?"
"The ghost captured him." The prince looked at Chen Yuan, stretched his head over and said with a smile.
"Hurry up! If you lose, drink..."
"Wait a minute, brother, I haven't eaten for two days. I'll take two more bites..."
"No, no, lose now and drink now!"
"Oh, I don't know how to drink alcohol!"
"Hahaha……"
The moon rose into the sky amidst the laughter of everyone, and the palace returned to its former peace and tranquility. Everyone slept very soundly that night, and the young prince snored very loudly. It's good to be young, and it's good to have people who love and care for you. It’s really good to know nothing.
