Dai Piaopiao's real name is not this, and there is no way that this name would be chosen by a bearded man with a strong voice and a strong back. He didn't have a formal name at all. There were two brothers in the family. One brother was named Dai Yi, so he was called Dai Er. Dai Erwei really likes Fireworks and Willow Lane so much. No matter where he goes, others must taste the local delicacies, and he must taste the local women. In fact, generally local women go to other places, and only women from other places come here. For those who work in this business, as long as there are living people besides her at home, they will basically open their business in front of their own home. If you tell Dai Piaopiao this way, he will tell you that he also understands this truth, so he can't miss any place. Because when you go to Jiangnan, you taste the women from Saibei. If you go to Saibei, you taste the women from Jiangnan. It's the same when you come and go. But if you miss one place, the ambition of "spreading the spirit all over the country" will not be realized. Like a puzzle map, there will always be one corner or even a few corners missing. For example, if you don't go to the capital, the map will suddenly be missing a dozen corners. This theory is known to everyone who knows him, so he is also nicknamed "whoring on behalf of whoring". Some people don't know why and think that his real name is Dai Piaopiao. Some people think that it is because of his light skills that float like fallen leaves, so he is called Dai Piaopiao. However, the origin of Zheng'er Ba Jing is just because of Chen Yuan and Gu bright. Dai Er was not very educated. Every time they waited outside for him to come out, they would ask him: "Are you feeling good?" He wanted to answer every time: he was in high spirits. He remembered that there was a word used by educated people to describe the feeling afterwards, but every time he forgot how to say this word, whether it was fluttering or fluttering, so every time he said: "Piaopiao!" So he asked him to replace Piaopiao. I don't want Dai Er to accept it happily after hearing it: "This name is resounding! It has culture and connotation! It matches my temperament as soon as it sounds, free and easy, there is no word for it... Yes! Piao Piao gentleman. Very good. Good! I can only say that I am working hard!" So this "handsome gentleman" was called Dai Piaopiao from then on, and he was called Dai Piaopiao for many years.
Dai Piaopiao was unfortunate. His father casually named his first son Dai Yi, and he named himself Dai Er. The master he worshiped was even more nonsense. After hearing the origin of his name, he actually asked the three senior brothers in front of him to move one behind him, making him jump from fifth junior brother to second senior brother, but he was not allowed to call him second senior brother. Senior brother, you are not allowed to call me fifth junior brother. If he wants to call him Second Junior Brother, he will call the three of them "Third Senior Brother", "Fourth Senior Brother" and "Fifth Senior Brother" respectively. His master's greatest pleasure was watching them address each other. Sometimes they would shout and make a fuss, and the master would laugh until tears came out and he would fall down on the futon. But such a nonsense master's kung fu is actually not nonsense at all. "Ling Yun Temple" is famous for its light kung fu, and any light kung fu or body technique in the world cannot compare with it. The light kung fu of Lingyun Palace Masters in the past has always been the best in the world, and the current Palace Master Bai Cang is even more outstanding and is known as the strongest among the fifteen generations of Lingyun Palace Palace Masters. Just because he not only inherited the best light kung fu in the world, but also tied with Gu Gu, the "second best in the world" with a ghost head sword.
When Dai Er became a disciple of Baicang, he did not know what Lingyun Palace was, nor who Gu Gu was, nor what it meant for the leader of Lingyun Palace to tie with the "Eight Heavens of Martial Arts". When he was fourteen years old, Dai Er climbed on the roof of Zhang Wei's house in the village and peeled back the tiles to peek at Zhang Wei and his wife warming up before taking a nap. He was caught by Zhang Wei's wife who was looking at the roof in ecstasy with her eyes open. He hurriedly urged her husband to stop trembling while he was touching her. Zhang Wei chased and beat him all over the village with a bamboo stick. In desperation, Dai Er ran up to the jujube tree at the entrance of the village, startling Baicang who was secretly picking jujubes to eat. Zhang Wei couldn't come up, so he said a few harsh words and went back.
Bai Cang looked at the young man in front of him who stared at him in surprise: "The young man has good bones and great talent. Do you want to learn kung fu from me?"
The young man sneered: "If you don't learn, you will starve to death if you learn. You can only steal dates everywhere."
Bai Cang laughed: "Baby! I'm really good at kung fu."
"I can do it too. Who hasn't done it yet?" Dai Er said, unbuttoning his pants, standing on a thick branch, and made a stream of urine towards the top of the tree. He peed as high as two people. Looking at the dumbfounded Bai Cang, he said, "Can you do it?"
Bai Cang smiled and held his stomach and said: "I really can't do it." After saying that, he added: "Can you do this?" After saying that, he jumped directly from such a high place, landing as lightly as a cat. Hearing the sound, he bent slightly, lifted up the tree trunk a little, and returned to the young man's side with a little help. Without waiting for the boy to admire, he moved back and stood on a branch as thin as his little finger, swaying up and down with the wind blowing. The boy was amazed again and again: "It's amazing! It's amazing! Even a fat cat can crush this branch!"
"How's it going? Do you want to learn?" Bai Cang said proudly.
The young man put away his envy, pondered for a moment, scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "Forget it."
Bai Cang was proud of himself on the twig. He staggered and almost lost his balance. He jumped up to the doll and sat down: "Why? What's wrong? I don't want to learn. Isn't it awesome?" Bai Cang was so angry that there were so many people in the world who wanted to worship him. I have only picked and accepted four of my disciples over the years. This kid is good. I have been rushing to accept you as my apprentice, but you are still not happy.
This is often the case in the world, only when you understand it will you know how valuable it is. But when you don't understand, precious things will appear in a queue around you, but once you understand, you can't find them even if you hold up a lantern when you want to grasp them. People with a good mouth often don't have a good set of teeth, while people with bad teeth often don't have a good mouth.
"It's good, and it's great." The young man smacked his lips: "It's just useless."
When Bai Cang was about to have an attack, he thought to himself, "I'll let you see if it works." But I heard the young man say again: "I will be a farmer in the future, so I don't need this skill. It is of some use now, but I will also marry a wife in the future. Once I marry a wife, I have no intention of watching Zhang Wei sleeping with his wife." Why do you want to learn this?" After a pause: "Besides, although I have no education, I do understand the principles. It is certainly not easy to learn such a powerful Kung Fu. No one becomes powerful casually, and no one becomes powerful casually. I got the benefits in vain. I don’t want to be tired, and I have nothing to give.”
Bai Cang was really a little stunned this time: "I only thought you were a stupid boy, but I didn't expect you to be truly wise and foolish."
Dai Eryi smiled: "If you're usually a bit silly, people who think they're smart will come over and take advantage of you, and you won't have to work hard to know who's good and who's not around you. It's normal to be a bit stupid and do something out of the ordinary. . Look at Wang Zhi, the son of the Wang family in the village. Is he a scholar? Is he knowledgeable and polite? If it was him who was lying on Zhang Wei's house today, Zhang Wei wouldn't have to chase him. If the news came out, he would die. It's a pity that he is lying on Zhang Wei's house today. It’s me who’s on the roof, and everyone in the village is too lazy to take care of me. Zhang Wei himself may not remember to hit me next time he sees me. Why am I telling you this? Just because you are a stranger who steals dates. Tell you this. No third person will know." Dai Er said with a smile.
After hearing these remarks, Baicang was even more determined to take this kid in. He didn't want to waste this kid's talent, nor did he want others to ruin such a person. "Are you so willing to be ordinary? You are just a teenager."
"Of course not, otherwise why would I be having fun in Zhuangzi like this. It's just that my father is terminally ill and has only a few years to live. As soon as he passes away, I will go out and have fun." The young man said with a smile.
"How can you travel around the world without any effort?" Baicang said.
"There are so many people who have no kung fu, and all of them have no way to survive?" Dai Er sneered, "I didn't go out to fight."
"But you don't go out to get beaten, right? If you learn this skill from me, you can at least run away. No one can catch up if you run away." Baicang said. The young man didn't speak for a while. Baicang asked again: "Then you go out. What is it for?”
"Make money." The young man said simply.
"What are you doing to make money?" Bai Cang asked. He didn't expect that such a strange young man's wish could be so worldly and ordinary.
"Whoring." The young man was still very straightforward, "I like women. When I see a beautiful woman, I am happy and want to hug her. I want to hug the women from all over the world. I want to try them all. ." There was light in the young man's eyes.
The corner of Baicang's mouth trembled. The wish of such a peculiar young man was indeed not as vulgar as that of ordinary people. He said: "That's just right. After learning my kung fu, you can run much faster than a horse. If you can ride a horse and travel across all nine states in half your life, with my kung fu, three to five years will be enough."
This sentence was fatal to the young man's attraction. The young man said directly: "After my father passes away, where will I go to find you?"
"Lingyun Palace, Bai Cang."
"Where is that?" the young man asked curiously.
"When you leave Zhuangzi, if you see anyone carrying a sword and carrying a sword, just ask him, and he can tell you how to move." Baicang said proudly with his hands behind his back.
"Where are you bragging? One mile out of Zhuangzi, there was an old butcher with a knife at the entrance of the village. If he doesn't know, what will you do?" Dai Er rolled his eyes.
"I don't want to wait any longer. I'll kill you now." After saying that, he kicked the young man off the tree and caught him before he landed: "Don't just talk nonsense. Your father's life will be better in ten years and eighty." If you don't leave at this age, do you still plan to start learning kung fu when you are thirty? It's just bad luck that I have been with your father for the past three or five years. After all, people are wandering in the world and their lives are at risk at any time." After finishing speaking, The younger one just sat under the tree. The older one taught the younger one the mental skills and basic skills of the sect, and then left.
Three years later, Dai Er arrived at Lingyun Palace. The progress was so great that even Bai Cang was shocked. If this continues, your accomplishments in Qinggong will probably surpass mine. Baicang likes to fight, especially fights that he can't beat. If he hasn't fought before, he always has to find a way to win. Gu Gu is Baicang's favorite person. Every time he thinks of a new move, Baicang is about to leave for "Lone Peak". No matter it is the bright sun or the moon and stars are sparse at the moment, sometimes he dreams that Gu Gu has suffered a loss from a move, and he is about to get dressed and leave. Gonna try it out.
Baicang also really liked Dai Er. Not only did his name make him the second junior brother, but he also had three junior, fourth and fifth senior brothers below him. They often gave him tricks that even his four senior brothers couldn't try, just because he had the worst foundation. For example: "Come on, second brother, you are the old dog Gu at the moment. If you do this move, let's see how you can break through me." Then Dai Er was knocked down hard, and then The master put his hands on his hips and looked up to the sky and laughed wildly: "Sure enough! There is no way to avoid it. Old dog, I'm coming!" Then he took Dai Er on the road to find Gu Gu to fight. It was said that he could practice his Qinggong on the road, but in fact, if he was on the road, Thinking of two moves, it would be nice to have a sandbag. After arriving, he found that Gu Gu could always think of cracking moves and would not inevitably fall down like Dai Er, so he came back and continued to develop on Dai Er.
After three years and five years of this, Dai Er's four senior brothers were no longer able to beat him, so they decided to beat him four against one. Unexpectedly, they could not even catch up with Dai Er. Only then did the four of them realize that their second junior brother, who was the latest to enter the school, had already surpassed them in all aspects. In terms of strength alone, he was more than enough to be their senior disciple. So they all went to find the master, and they all wanted to be beaten. The four of us also looked after the old dog.
But when Master went out to fight with Gu Gu, he still took Dai Er with him. The two of them were regular customers of "Lone Peak". When the doorman of Lone Peak saw him at first, he still said: "Master Bai! Later, please let me know." Master." Before he could turn around, the person flew over his head. Later, when he saw him, he still bowed: "Uncle Bai, Senior Brother Dai, here we come. Master is waiting inside." Later, he just leaned on the stone steps, glanced at the person coming and said directly: "Here he is," or He rolled his eyes and said, "Not here." He didn't even bow, and Bai Cang didn't feel dissatisfied at all. Until now, I simply didn't even look at him. Sometimes I saw him from afar and nodded to Odairo, which was regarded as saying hello.
Dai Erchang said: "Gu Ming, your family is so cowardly. Your father and your father can't beat you with three sticks. Your mouth is as if someone has sewn it up. Even your doorman You don't like to talk to others. Could this be your Gu Feng's inner skill? To practice this skill, you need to become mute first. The founder of Gu Feng's sect must have no words." Gu Ming chased after him.
From being able to defeat him with just one hand four or five years ago, to now being able to defeat him with just one and a half moves using almost all his strength, and often even being tied, this rough man's progress is really astonishing. The most irritating thing is that sometimes the bad guy's bad words are really irritating, and I get really angry. I feel that I can easily deal with him this time, but I can't catch him, and I lose my temper after chasing him. The two masters and apprentices are known as "Lingyun Shuangping" within Gufeng, which means that in Lingyun Palace, the master and the master Gu Gu Neng are tied, and the apprentice is fighting with the young master Gu Mingneng. A tie.
The days went by like this day by day, until one day Baicang said earnestly to Dai Er: "Second brother, go ahead! Go and fulfill your ambition. I have nothing to teach you as a teacher." He took out a piece of silver and said: "You know the hardships of the mountain gate. These expenses will help you win the victory under the mountain flag and win the first battle. Go! After fulfilling your long-cherished wish, if you are free, come back and take over the position of the leader." The serious and solemn look moved Gu Gu's face. This old guy who had been stubborn for half his life actually had a somewhat noble demeanor today. He sat up a little straighter and said solemnly: "Tomorrow, you will also go down the mountain. , practice with your second brother, travel around the world, and see the world. If your second brother needs help in the battle, you must try your best to help him and fulfill his long-cherished wish." Dai Er took the money and "poofed" with joy, busy and depressed After going back, he thanked his master and Uncle Gu, and pulled Gu Ming away quickly. Gu Gu was confused and whispered to Bai Cang: "What is Dai Er's long-cherished wish? What is this kid happy about?" When Dai Er burst into laughter, Bai Cang was already suppressing a smile. He suppressed a smile and watched his apprentice solemnly take it. When the money was withdrawn, the man with an ignorant look thought that Jing Ke was going to kill the King of Qin after taking the money to settle his family. At this moment, Gu Gu asked this question, and Bai Cang's water spurted out. He leaned on the cushion and said this to Gu Gu's ear. Gu Gu stood up and shouted in the direction where the two boys were retreating: "Ming'er! Don't do him any favors! Let him fulfill his long-cherished wish on his own!" Then he turned around and took a look at Bai Cang: "Old naughty trouble, you If that stubborn disciple leads my son astray, you will die!"
