The boy with black hair and wild eyes met the eyes of the man with black hair and wild eyes.
"Good morning, dear brother~" Tsushima Shuji bent his left eye and said hello with a bright smile and a sweet voice.
People who don't know just think that the relationship between brothers is very good.
Those who knew about it silently showed expressions of speechlessness or disgust.
For example, Bourbon's expression clearly showed the aggrievedness of being disgusted but unable to say anything.
Another example is Scotland's speechlessness.
And Sora Sakai looked at him calmly.
"Do you have a brother?" His eyes fell on the man in white clothes, but his words were directed at Tsushima Shuji.
"Yes, where are the brothers, right brother?" Tsushima Shuji said with a confident smile without hesitation.
"Of course, my dear brother." The man in white clothes had a lazy look on his face, as if it was a waste of energy to even look at other people, and he just went straight to the small sofa and sat down quietly.
"Long time no see, I really miss you, brother-sama~" Tsushima Shuji continued to pinch his throat and said in a sweet voice.
The man in white was sitting on the sofa with a cold and lazy expression, but he was sighing helplessly in his heart.
Let him do the same thing as his original body, pinching the throat and making the other person's voice sound sweet and disgusting...he couldn't do it.
If it were Osamu Dazai from Butei, he would definitely put down his face and shamelessly disgust each other with his main body.
But I...can't do it.
After all, the character is calm and sinister... right?
"I miss you too." So he said in a deep tone that seemed to contain extremely complex emotions.
Shuji Tsushima trembled when he heard this, and he was so disgusted that he almost vomited on the spot.
Dazai Osamu in white gave him a silent look.
Osamu Dazai: Is it fun?
Tsushima Shuji silently looked back at the other party.
Shuji Tsushima: You are so disgusting.
Osamu Dazai withdrew his eyes.
Osamu Dazai: We are all the same.
"The eye contact between brothers? They are indeed brothers. They must have a very good relationship." The blond man smiled cheerfully and spoke in a sinister tone.
Even though he knew that the relationship between Shuji Tsushima and Osamu Dazai was extremely complicated, and Shuji Tsushima even hated Dazai Osamu, he still said these words.
It was clear that he deliberately disgusted Tsushima Shuji.
The young man turned his head away with an expression of subtle disgust and resistance.
"There seemed to be something wrong with the atmosphere here before? Did you quarrel? Or..." The man in white had an elegant and low voice.
"Is it because someone doesn't understand the atmosphere?" His voice rose slightly with a questioning tone, but his face showed calm determination.
Bourbon glanced at the other party.
"You are really a good brother." He said meaningfully.
Osamu Dazai was mocking him for not being able to see the atmosphere.
Because he was so disgusted that Tsushima Shuji was disgusted.
He is really a madman who protects his younger brother.
"Brothers always look down on others bullying their younger brothers. To put it another way..." The man in white poured himself a cup of tea with natural and elegant movements.
"Maybe I'm the only one who can bully my brother?" he said slowly.
Shuji Tsushima: ...I'm secretly disgusting myself again...
As expected, I hate both of them.
"My dear brother, will you join us in the hot springs tonight? Let everyone admire your figure, it's absolutely great." Shuji Tsushima said with anticipation.
quick! Show them my body! He's a little over 1.8 meters tall and has a perfect figure with six-pack abs!
Dazai Osamu in white paused slightly while drinking tea.
Did the main body call me here to show off my body?
He looked at the main body with an expectant face.
Dazai Osamu in white: This is a different price. I am not a prostitute.
"Let's soak in the hot springs together!" Tsushima Shuji said excitedly.
Shuji Tsushima: What do you think about me adding money to postpone the scene of you dying?
The man in white lowered his eyes.
"Since my lovely brother has said so, of course I will not refuse." His tone was full of indulgence and helplessness.
Death plot postponed? No, it’s best to make arrangements in advance.
"I knew my dearest brother would never reject me." Tsushima Shuji's voice was so sweet that it made people feel chilled.
"Showing off your figure... No matter how good his figure is, it's still his, right? It can't change your current figure at all." Bourbon looked at Dazai Osamu in white.
The other party was wrapped up tightly, but how to say...
The shirt and vest itself are quite close-fitting, so the other person's figure can be seen even through the clothes.
The first reaction was that the other person's waist was very thin, his shoulders were not narrow, and he probably had an inverted triangle figure.
There are probably muscles, after all, the other party is also in the organization. As for whether they have six-pack abs...
Not so sure.
You can't see the explosive power of the other party at all. Instead, he looks like an elegant young man who maintains his figure through fitness.
Same as Tsushima Shuji.
However, Tsushima Shuji looks thin and weak, but his strength... completely crushes them.
Maybe Osamu Dazai is the same, it just looks harmless.
"I will definitely be the same as him when I grow up. Just imagine my figure in the future..." Shuji Tsushima said.
"Sorry, I can't imagine it at all." Bourbon interrupted him and apologized sincerely.
"I'm not interested in fantasizing about men's bodies. I don't have any special hobbies." Bourbon said.
"Pfft, haha, cough..." Scotland couldn't hold back his laughter.
"I'm sorry, Kaa, I can't imagine it either." He apologized equally seriously.
Fantasy about a man’s body and so on…
They don't have this hobby.
"Just thinking about it makes me feel like I'm going blind." Bourbon shook his head and sighed.
"Huh?" Tsushima Shuji was confused.
"I don't want to appear in men's minds as the object of their fantasies. Shuji, did you... have you come into contact with something strange?" Dazai Osamu in white looked at the boy helplessly.
He almost said heartbrokenly, "Why did my simple brother become a bad student?" "What have you been exposed to?" "Why do you suddenly have this kind of hobby?"
"I just want you to know that I will be in better shape than you all when I grow up..." Tsushima Shuji's expression was numb and his tone was flat.
"Sure enough, a bad adult would imagine that a simple child like me would be terrible." He said sadly.
It seems to be lamenting that the world is declining and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be.
"Laphroaig is the only one who is normal." Shuji Tsushima looked at the silent red-haired young man beside him.
The other party remained silent except for asking about the brotherly relationship between Tsushima Shuji and Dazai Osamu at the beginning.
He looks like the most normal of the five.
"You two brothers are very similar." La Forge, the only normal person, said perfunctorily without raising his head when he felt the gazes of the others. He continued to wear his headphones.
It doesn't matter what other people say.
Bourbon pulled off the other party's earphones, and screams and screams came from the earphones.
"Normal?" he teased.
"It's much more normal than you guys. Laphroaig is just a little hobby." Shuji Tsushima waved his hand.
"Want to listen together?" Laphroague asked.
Nor did he mind that Bourbon ripped off his earphones.
He could hear it anyway, and was happy to listen with the others.
"Listen to it yourself." Bourbon let go and the earphones fell on Laphroaig.
The red-haired young man put the earphones back on his own.
