Zhao Qingsong frowned tightly, nodded solemnly, and said to himself: "You must have secretly chopped off my butt dozens of times! It's a pity that your sword skills are so bad. You have practiced for ten or eight years." It may not be able to cut my ass!"
Bai Hanlu had already cut off Zhao Qingsong's butt hundreds of times in his heart. He secretly hated it: "Well, Zhao Qingsong, you took advantage of my unpreparedness and attacked my butt! I also followed the same example with this knife. I first deliberately If I don’t cut off your butt, when you return to defense with the stick, I will cut off your butt with one knife and roast it with wine and food! Only in this way can I eliminate the great hatred in my heart!"
As soon as she thought of it, she did it. Bai Hanlu tested the lancet in her hand several times, then made a few quick cuts in the air, made a show of swordsmanship, and then slashed diagonally towards the left side of Zhao Qingsong!
The speed of his sword was not very fast, and the left side of his body was exposed. He obviously intended to lure Zhao Qingsong to twist and attack his left side!
As long as Zhao Qingsong twists his body slightly, he can cut off his entire butt with a knife!
It's a pity - man's calculation is not as good as God's calculation, and God's calculation is not as good as that of a fool!
Bai Hanlu swung the lancet with his right hand, and deliberately moved his left body forward. Zhao Qingsong neither used the wooden stick to block the lancet, nor used the wooden stick to hit Bai Hanlu's left side. The wooden stick in his hand was very light. It made a small circle in mid-air, made a strange sound of "Woo-Woo-Woo", and drew a trace of the long stick in mid-air. It swung it towards Bai Hanlu's butt at an extremely tricky angle!
How could Bai Hanlu expect that Zhao Qingsong's long stick would change like this?
He didn't make any dodge moves at all!
There was another loud bang in the field. This sound was dull and penetrating, and it was also mixed with an earth-shattering and extremely wild scream!
"Ahhhhhhh! My ass! My ass!"
Bai Hanlu couldn't even jump this time, so she rolled over like a lazy ass, covering his sinful buttocks with both hands, tears and mucus pouring out like a tide!
At this moment, Bai Hanlu had the illusion that he had ascended to heaven!
He felt that he had flown into the clouds at this time, and the ground became so soft and warm!
I can no longer feel my entire body, and everything around me has become light and airy!
With this stick, Zhao Qingsong knocked him out of the hallucination!
After a long while, as the pain in the buttocks that penetrated the bone marrow, the heart, and the unbearable pain returned to the brain, Bai Hanlu was brought back to reality from the hallucination!
What is reality?
The reality is that my butt hurts!
People say that giving birth is the limit of pain that the human body can bear. Bai Hanlu, as a man, does not have the ability to give birth, but he feels that he has already experienced the pain of giving birth!
Although in the end he couldn't give birth to a child!
Although maybe the function of pooping has left him!
But he was in pain!
Zhao Qingsong greeted with great concern: "Brother Bai? Brother Bai? Are you okay? I only used 80% of my strength this time! I mainly considered that this wooden stick is too brittle and may not be able to withstand the impact of the force." It’s so powerful, I think, if I want to use it to achieve twelve successes, I have to change to an iron rod..."
Bai Hanlu almost cursed. The sourness and pain in his heart could not be expressed in words. He did not dare to face Zhao Qingsong again, fearing that Zhao Qingsong would see the tears and snot on his face. While scrolling in the distance, he tried hard to keep his voice from shaking: "No... no problem! Next time... I will change the iron rod... I... I will go to Fang... first for convenience..."
The voice got farther and farther away, and Bai Hanlu rolled all the way around the mountain col like an egg.
He said such polite words, but in his heart he had already uttered all the curse words he could say at Zhao Qingsong's female relatives hundreds of times: "Well, you turtle king's son Zhao Qingsong, you bastard... turtle Son of a bitch, Zhao Qingsong, you almost broke your grandfather’s ass with a wooden stick, but you still want to use an iron stick? Do you want to beat me to death? You..."
Seeing Bai Hanlu rolling and disappearing from sight in a very weird posture, Zhu Miaoying, who encountered such a strange thing for the first time, only thought it was fun, funny and strange. She covered her little mouth and giggled happily, pointing. Zhao Qingsong looked at him and said, "I think you are a bit bad? You beat him like this with a wooden stick. If you use an iron rod instead, wouldn't you beat him to death? Will he really give you an iron rod?"
Zhao Qingsong couldn't help but burst into laughter, and said with profound meaning: "There will be no iron rods, and there will not even be wooden sticks. Bai Hanlu is arrogant, but he is not stupid. He should come back soon." Mine, but I will definitely not mention trying my hand again.”
Zhu Miaoying nodded in understanding and said, "I understand. The reason why you spanked him so hard was actually to tell him that his kung fu is far behind compared to yours."
Zhao Qingsong patted Zhu Miaoying on the head with admiration and said: "Miaoying, you have really grown up a lot since you left the palace! I think if the two of us can escape safely, we will find someone with beautiful scenery and beautiful scenery." A place, a few houses, and a small life for two of us, do you agree?"
Zhu Miaoying looked at Zhao Qingsong intently for a moment with her black gem-like eyes, then smiled slightly, revealing a set of neat and white teeth. She played with Zhao Qingsong's cuffs for a while, and timidly lowered her head and asked. : "Then... then we will have a child, right?"
Zhu Miaoying had not washed her face for many days and it was covered with dust. But from her red neck, Zhao Qingsong could tell that she must have been extremely shy when she asked this question!
He couldn't help but smile, deliberately teasing her: "No, if we stay like this, even if we stay together for a lifetime, I will become an old man and you will become an old lady, and we will not have children."
Zhu Miaoying's eyes widened, like a curious little bird, her cute little nose wrinkled slightly, and she said anxiously: "Why? Why don't you have children? You are lying to me, right? I heard the palace maid said that men If you are with a woman, you will have children? The emperor has many concubines, and all those concubines have given birth to children? Some have given birth to several children! Look at me, aren't they born to the emperor's concubines? "
Zhao Qingsong gently pinched her cute little nose, looked at her extremely red cherry mouth, and chuckled: "That palace maid is lying to you! If a man and a woman want to have a baby, they need to do something together. A mysterious ceremony, and only after completing that ceremony can a woman give birth to a child!"
Zhu Miaoying's curiosity was completely aroused, her eyes widened, and she asked: "So, you know about that mysterious ritual, right? Can you tell me how to do that ritual?" When the time comes, the two of us will do it together, that’ll be fine, right?”
Zhao Qingsong said mysteriously: "I probably know about that ritual, but it's a huge secret. You can't say it loudly. If others hear it, it won't work. Just put your ear over and I'll tell you secretly. "
Zhu Miaoying turned into a curious baby, quickly put her ear to Zhao Qingsong's mouth, and whispered: "Okay, just tell me in a low voice."
Zhao Qingsong suddenly held her face and kissed Zhu Miaoying's naughty and red lips deeply.
Zhu Miaoying didn't understand what happened at all, her big eyes like lake water flickered, a little confused, a little panicked, and a little intoxicated.
After a long kiss, the last few autumn cicadas were still chirping on the surrounding poplar trees, the autumn wind was blowing, and the golden fallen leaves were fluttering and scattered.
Zhu Miaoying only felt a sense of shame welling up from the bottom of her heart, flooding her whole body in an instant.
She felt that her body was acting strangely, and there was a fever all over her body.
She pushed away Zhu Qingsong, who was getting deeper and deeper, wiped her lips and said, "You...what did you do?"
When Zhao Qingsong saw Zhu Miaoying's face, which was so red that it was almost bleeding, he felt even more amused. He put his hand to his mouth and coaxed her in a low voice: "I just kissed you on the mouth and performed that ritual. Now, The ceremony has been completed, and you already have a baby in your belly!"
