Chapter 31: Asking for trouble

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Song Yu came to the backyard wrapped in the thickest coat in the package.

Xie Nanshi and Goudan were already here, and both pairs of eyes looked at Song Yu in surprise. One is that he didn't expect him to get up so early, and the other is that he doesn't understand why the adults came to the backyard.

Song Yu coughed and stood beside Goudan with a smile. He was used to being thick-skinned and didn't feel awkward. He said confidently and confidently: "Let me verify your teaching results."

Unexpectedly, Xie Nanshi nodded when he heard this. Although Song Yu's meridians were completely disabled for some reason, he really should learn some life-saving skills: "Just walk on the horse for half an hour first."

Goudan didn't struggle at all. He immediately bent his knees and got up into a horse stance. His movements were very standard and beautiful. It was obvious that the middle school boy had not lacked training on his own.

However, Song Yu picked his ears and suspected that he had heard wrongly: "What to do?" In his expectation, even if Xie Nanshi's teaching was not like the system where you can learn skills with one click, he should directly show the moves, otherwise You can also teach me how to draw symbols! What the hell is Zamabu? !

Xie Nanshi always didn't like to talk repeatedly, so he simply walked to Song Yu's side, pressed his hand and at the same time bent his knees and kicked Song Yu's leg. Song Yu's legs went weak and he was put into a horse stance by Xie Nanshi. Yuan Fang, who was dozing on top of him, was frightened and flew to the side with fluttering wings.

"Fuck." Song Yu was stunned. Just as he was about to stand up to protest, he saw Nan Shi sticking a piece of talisman paper behind his back. Then Song Yu found that he couldn't move at all.

Xie Nanshi's expression was solemn, his tone was also serious, and he even said a little earnestly: "Although I don't know why your meridians are like this, but since you have this intention, I will try my best to help you. Mabu is the foundation of the foundation, the body The body is strong and the heart is strong. It will be good for you if you practice it well."

Listen! How reasonable! If Xie Nanshi hadn't forcibly posted a talisman on him, Song Yu would have been so moved that he turned around and ran away. But now, he could only look at Xie Nanshi in disbelief, wanting to reshape time and push the person who had been forced out of bed back to bed. Doesn’t it sound good to sleep in a great time?

Xie Nanshi saw Song Yu's eyes and was speechless when he saw his eyes widened. He thought he was so excited. He didn't expect Song Yu to be so eager to learn. Xie Nanshi was surprised and his impression of Song Yu changed again and again. He was quite impressed. He said happily: "No need to be grateful."

Song Yu couldn't finish his words. At this moment, a burst of laughter suddenly came from not far away from the three of them. Song Yu subconsciously looked over and saw Du Anchen lying on the wall, laughing so hard that he almost fell down. When he came into contact with Song Yu's resentful eyes, Du Anchen raised his hand to make a promise: "Since you are so eager to learn, I can't stay out of it. How about I help teach you how to practice swordsmanship from tomorrow on?"

Sword practice? It sounds good, but given the situation and the context... Song Yu looked at Du Anchen suspiciously, always feeling that his money-grubbing subordinate couldn't be so kind!

However, Song Yu could only turn his eyes if he attached the talisman. And his rejection was nothing compared to the excited words from Goudan next to him: "Thank you, Second Master!"

Song Yu was heartbroken. He couldn't afford to offend the middle-aged boy. If he didn't want to completely kill the evil god, he would definitely stay away from this guy.

Du Anchen succeeded and smiled even happier: "Be good!"

The words were spoken to Goudan, but his eyes fell on Song Yu's face.

When Xie Nanshi saw someone staring at the two of them, he turned around and returned to his room. He still needed to learn more talismans to deal with the next situation.

Half an hour later.

Xie Nanshi returned to the backyard and saw that Goudan and Song Yu were still maintaining their standard horse steps, and he flashed a look of satisfaction. "Let's have breakfast first."

Goudan was the first to relax. The young man's forehead was stained with sweat, but he was smiling brightly. He was still able to trot in the direction of Jie Nanshi: "Yes, Master!"

Xie Nanshi rarely denied the title of Goudan, but looked at Song Yu in surprise, who still kept his horse gait: "Martial arts should be practiced step by step, let's eat first."

Song Yu's eyes were sad.

Xie Nanshi thought for a while: "When the power of the talisman dissipates, he should be able to speak."

Song Yu kept a straight face for half an hour, and his facial muscles became stiff. Hearing this, he tried to open his mouth, but for a moment no sound came out. After adjusting for a while, he hurriedly complained: "You also said that the power of the magic dissipated, did you forget something?"

Xie Nanshi drew the talisman for half an hour. At this time, his true energy was exhausted and his spirit was extremely depressed. After hearing this, Xie Nanshi belatedly remembered the charm he had put on his back. He apologized sincerely and reached out to tear off the charm.

Song Yu almost kept his horse stance and fell down suddenly. My knees can neither be straight nor bent, and whenever I move, I feel pain like pins and needles. The muscles from thighs to buttocks are even more sore and swollen unbearably. Song Yu did not suppress his screams at all, and finally allowed his knees to regain their proper flexibility. After that, he didn't get up either, just hugging his legs and looking at the sky in confusion.

As a new century otaku, what did he do wrong? !

It's rare for him to make progress, will the world treat him like this? Then he lies down!

After Song Yu finally dragged his two almost useless legs into the main hall and finished his separate bowl of vegetable porridge. Du Anchen, who had finished his meal at the same time, wiped his mouth gracefully: "There are still more than ten houses left, let's finish today."

Song Yu raised his head and looked at Du Anchen in disbelief: "Does the people you are talking about not include me?"

Hearing this, Du Anchen looked at Song Yu as if he were looking at a fool: "Sir, what do you think?"

Song Yu's eyes were dull: "I'm sorry, I can't feel my legs anymore. I may not be able to walk with you."

Jie Nanshi, who had been eating quietly, stretched out his hands when he heard this and pressed several acupuncture points on Song Yu's legs as fast as lightning.

"Ouch!" Song Yu jumped up in pain and let out a howl, his eyes widening for a moment: "You are committing murder!"

Xie Nanshi calmly retracted his hand: "It's okay now."

Song Yu subconsciously moved his legs and found that it did not affect his movements, but he still looked at Xie Nanshi with a sad face: "I think next time, I think you can say it first before taking action?"

Xie Nanshi raised his eyes and looked at Song Yu, with confusion in his eyes. He didn't understand why he spoke when he just moved his hands. But he still nodded and said, "Okay."

Song Yu looked at Du Anchen, who was holding back his laughter, Jie Nanshi, who looked confused, and Goudan who was immersed in eating, and let out a long sigh. Today is another day to miss Qiaoyi!

Just when Song Yu finished his last bite of porridge and resigned himself to his fate, he was about to start working. Zheng Huishan suddenly rushed in from outside and knelt down in front of Song Yu: "Sir! Please save my grandson! Sir!"

Song Yu was so frightened that he almost fell off his chair. He felt that today's meal was really a fateful one. He was sure that he would have indigestion after the meal! Um...I don't know if there is a debuff similar to "indigestion" in the holographic game.

Xie Nanshi had already put down his chopsticks and stood up: "I'll go take a look." The child is the host body of the evil god. He has a special physique and must not make any mistakes.

Song Yu also understood the urgency of the situation, and immediately helped Zheng Huishan up, muttering a series of complaints: "Look at you, you are already so old, why should you kneel when you have nothing to do... Who is this idiot who designed it?"

pc? Even if the background of the game is ancient times, the designers are always modern people, right? Why is it so feudal? "

I don't know if it was Song Yu's illusion, but I always felt that Du Anchen glared at him when he stood up. Song Yu glanced at the girl's handsome back in confusion, and pulled Zheng Huishan to follow him, followed by Goudan who didn't know why and Yuanfang who fluttered his wings and landed on Goudan's head. "Please tell me first what happened to your grandson?"

Zheng Huishan's rough and dry hands were grabbed by Song Yu, and his rickety body staggered forward. He almost fell down several times, but Song Yu held his arms hard to find the point of strength. Perhaps because of this, Zheng Huishan truly felt that he had found his backbone. Tears welled up in his cloudy, bloodshot eyes: "Xiao Xi, he was crying out in pain this morning!"

Zheng Huishan wiped away his tears and started from the beginning again intermittently: "Since yesterday, the black air in my creek has been light and sometimes heavy. Sometimes the expression is painful, sometimes the face is ferocious. I wanted to find the master yesterday, but there was no one in the yamen. Since the Lord is not here, there is nothing I can do, and I think it might be over if I just endure it. But this morning, he started shouting in the stream. I really have no choice..."

Song Yu's eyes lit up when he heard this. Doing the math, yesterday was the time when he and Nanshi were confronting the Zhang Jin family in the Zhang family! As the worship of the evil god decreases, it is estimated that the evil god himself is getting weaker and weaker.

Now that he can cry out in pain, does it mean that Xiaoxi's sanity has returned? !

He subconsciously looked at Xie Nanshi, the leader of the group. Although Xie Nanshi didn't make any eye contact with him, he obviously heard Zheng Huishan's words. He walked a little faster, as if he had shrunk to an inch. In a few steps, he was outside the wing, and he could see through the door. Hear howling inside.

...This is a bit different from "crying out pain" in the understanding of ordinary people.

Song Yu's heart sank, but Xie Nanshi pushed the door straight in without any hesitation. On the bed, Zheng Xiaoxi was wrapped in a cocoon layered with spells, and his hands and feet were spread out on the bed in a regular manner. But his back was completely arched, making his upper body almost suspended in the air. The talismans that should have been close to the body were blown away by the black energy, making a hunting sound in the air, and were eroded until they were riddled with holes and fragile.

This is not a twisted posture that an individual can do.

Song Yu was only half a step late in understanding Nanshi. As soon as he reached the door, he bumped into Zheng Xiaoxi's head and swung it towards him with almost no excessive movement. The blood-red liquid flowing out of his eyes ignored gravity and flowed down his face. And his lips seemed to have been forcibly pulled up, revealing an extremely weird smile.

The cult exorcism movies Song Yu had seen before were just like this. Coupled with Zheng Xiaoxi's talismans that are floating all over his body and can hardly stick to him, this relationship is still a Chinese cult!