Chapter 237: Pretending to be 13 will definitely slap you in the face

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Annie looked at the undead ferocious beasts that suffered heavy losses on the battlefield, and frowned slightly: "President, the casualties of those ferocious beasts seem to be very heavy, the loss of limbs and arms is too cruel..."

Qin Weijie pinched Annie's cheek and explained: "Hehe, do you think that only lichs can restore undead creatures? Let me show you what resurrection means! Come on, Tom, let's show off!"

As he spoke, Qin Weijie waved his hand and poured the black power of death into the bone flute in Tom's hand. Tom's eyes also turned black, and then a melodious and sad voice came from the bone flute, with black ripples. Swing away and head straight to the battlefield.

Ripples swept across the battlefield, and wherever they passed, the undead ferocious beasts with severed arms and legs, and even their heads smashed, gathered together again, seeming to be a bit more ferocious than before the battle.

At the same time, where the ripples passed, the undead army controlled by the Lich Ghost Bishop suddenly stagnated, and then its movement speed was reduced by about 30%. For a time, it waxed and waned, and the situation on the battlefield instantly showed a crushing situation.

The Ghost Bishop looked at Qin Weijie and the others above the giant dragon with hatred, wishing to eat them alive. However, as he was beyond his reach and the situation on the battlefield was limited, the Ghost Bishop had to suppress the resentment in his heart.

"Hey! You old man, look at your sister! Doesn't it look like you're beating me? Come on, hit me! I'm right here, come and hit me!!" Qin Weijie tried his best to mock and provoke, In line with the strategic policy of making you angry even if you can't beat him to death, his enchanting movements and provocative words made everyone present want to pull Qin Weijie and beat him up.

However, what Qin Weijie didn't expect was that retribution would come so quickly. In just half a minute, several figures suddenly flew from the distance.

One of the solid white mist flew in front of Qin Weijie at lightning speed. Before Qin Weijie could see clearly who was coming, he was pushed to the ground and rubbed.

Almost at the same time, several other figures also appeared next to Qin Weijie and joined in the collective activity of circle kicking.

Professor Slughorn: "How many times have I told you not to cause trouble for me!!"

Roland: "You brat, I want you to commit suicide again!"

Padraic: "I've been wanting to hit you for a long time!!"

Credence: "..."

"Holy shit! Brother-in-law, why did you hit me?" Qin Weijie saw Credence's face clearly, and clearly saw Credence's sandbag-sized fist hitting his handsome face.

Credence: "I'm just here to join in the fun. They've all taken advantage of it. I feel that in order to maintain friendly communication between temporary allies, I need to be consistent with them."

"Holy crap! This is okay...I'm going to complain to Sister Nagini and make you kneel on the washboard!!"

Qin Weijie's death-defying physique was brought into full play by him. Originally, Credence was planning to win, but when he heard Qin Weijie's threat, Credence suddenly changed his mind. He rolled up his sleeves and unleashed a storm of circle kicks. Looking at Credence's hard actions, I thought this guy really had a grudge against Qin Weijie.

Roland and others on the side were stunned. What kind of hatred or grudge is this? Why is this kid so focused on dying? With Credence's guidance, the remaining people also began to kick harder. Qin Weijie's screams could not be heard for a while. It was really sad to hear it and made the listeners cry.



"President, are you okay?" Alateng looked at Qin Weijie, who was swollen into a pig's head, and asked with concern while suppressing a smile.

"Would you like to beat me up and go around five groups to approve it?" Qin Weijie said vaguely as he rubbed his handsome face that had been swollen three times with a look of despair.

Alateng looked at Qin Weijie in confusion: "What? President, what are you talking about?"

"Your president said, 'Can't you just let me pretend to be a B?'" Tom helped Qin Weijie translate. As he spoke, Tom looked at Qin Weijie and used magic to help Qin Weijie reduce swelling: "I said, don't you have any idea? There was no time when you pretended to be cool for only three seconds. The more you pretended, the more slapped you were in the face. I thought you had the consciousness not to pretend to be 13, but in the end you were still bent on death."

Qin Weijie looked aggrieved. He also discovered his special physique. If he pretends to be 13, he will be slapped in the face. Why are you playing with your sister? ! I'm a time traveler, so what's wrong with pretending to be 13? If you don't let me pretend to be crazy, wouldn't I be discrediting the vast army of time-travelers?

With Qin Weijie's physique, one person is enough to bring down the overall strength of the time traveler army. After all, this guy has always been a slap in the face if he pretends to be 13.

Minsk, who had been paying attention to the battlefield situation, suddenly said: "Stop making trouble! Ghost Bishop wants to escape!"

One sentence brought everyone's attention back to the battlefield again, and several boss-level guys also turned their attention to the Ghost Bishop who was trying to retreat and escape from the battlefield.

Minsk, Tom, Arateng, Buck and Annie all looked at Qin Weijie, waiting for Qin Weijie to give orders. However, Qin Weijie was still immersed in the embarrassment of the large-scale social death scene just now, and rolled an annoyed look at Professor Slughorn. Several people: "Why are you looking at me? Do I still have a say? The big guys are here, do you think the ghost bishop can still escape? If the ghost ghosts are allowed to escape, they can collectively jump into the cesspit and drown themselves. !”

Although the metaphor is very appropriate, for some reason, every time Qin Weijie speaks, Professor Slughorn and others feel extremely unhappy. They want to beat Qin Weijie again for no reason. However, the Ghost Bishop is more important now, so they temporarily suppress it. Feeling the urge to beat Qin Weijie violently, he fled towards the battlefield and surrounded Bishop Ghost.

"It's amazing!" Annie couldn't help but sigh as she looked at the heroic figures of the big guys who joined the battlefield, as well as the colorful magic ripples that had almost distorted the space.

"I feel extremely strong pressure even when we are so far away. Fortunately, we are far away. In a battle of this level, even if we are only affected by the air waves, we will be severely damaged!" Minsk analyzed calmly.

Tom looked at the battle in the distance with fiery eyes and murmured: "Is this still human?"

Qin Weijie shook his head. As an inspirational person, the wisest choice in this situation is to quickly yo-yo. Qin Weijie patted Kuntu's head and motioned Kuntu to stay away. Then he looked at the other shocked people and said : "What are you looking at? When gods fight, mortals suffer! The rest of the battle has nothing to do with us. Finding a place with a wide view to watch the show is the right way to go! Hey, it's a pity that Ergou was left in the camp, otherwise Coke and Melon Seeds , there’s popcorn…”

Several people present were really convinced by Qin Weijie's thinking. At this time, they were still thinking about Coke, melon seeds and popcorn? Shouldn't we care about the final result at this time? Shouldn't you act a little more nervous? This is war!

Facing the eager gazes of the crowd, Qin Weijie remained unmoved, letting the giant dragon Kuntu retreat for almost two miles before stopping.

I thought that this place was already very safe, at least it would not be affected by the fight between those gods. However, at this moment, Qin Weijie, Tom, and Minsk suddenly looked up at the dark cloudy sky, and they frowned at the same time.

Qin Weijie, in particular, had long since suppressed his cynical expression and turned to look at the sky with great solemnity, as if his gaze had passed through the clouds and gazed at the unknown existence in the endless void.

Buck was eating something in his mouth and looked at Qin Weijie and the others with a puzzled look on his face: "President, what's wrong with you?"

Qin Weijie didn't speak, and Minsk said coldly: "The breath of the false god! Is he going to come forcibly?"

Tom: "It shouldn't be possible. The spatial restriction has not been destroyed. He has not been able to forcefully enter the Bone Burial Ground!"

The scene became a little solemn for a while, and everyone held their breath and concentrated. After a long time, Qin Weijie licked his lips and said: "Hmph! It seems that Professor Slughorn and the others can go and commit suicide by collectively jumping into the cesspit!!"