As an outstanding young man of the 22nd century, how could Yang Jian, the sinister otaku version trained by nine years of compulsory education, become Erlang Shen with such a tragic ending?
If you are bad, be bad, if you are evil, be evil. If someone scolds you behind your back, just let them scold you. No matter what you say, I am as solid as a rock and remain calm.
This kind of unfettered, casual and free lifestyle is really good.
Even with his current state, so what if the five-turn golden elixir has no effect on him at all...
What is mine is what belongs to me. I don’t want to give it to anyone, and no one can take it from me.
A true young man is a man who acts as he pleases. As for the rest, who cares who cares? I am a good person, but I am not a holy mother...
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"Ho ho ho!!!"
There was a low roar of a monster, and Yang Jian, who was walking around, soon attracted a huge earth brown bear, the size of a small mountain.
Seeing this earth brown bear emerging from the dense forest, which was about the level of an earthly immortal, Yang Jian couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
The earth brown bear is a kind of middle-level monster in the ancient continent. It is violent and bloodthirsty, has rough skin and thick flesh, and is very aggressive. It is relatively difficult to deal with.
However, in Yang Jian's eyes, the brown bear that came to his door was a plate of delicious food.
After using his magic power to transform a small knife, Yang Jian stabbed forward. The small knife seemed to have no weight and was silent, cutting off the head of the brown bear in an instant.
The headless earth brown bear struggled twice and then fell into a pool of blood with a loud bang.
Without any hesitation, Yang Jian cut off two paws of the earth brown bear, wrapped them in large tree leaves, put them in a storage bag, then found a good place and lit a fire.
After lighting the fire, Yang Jian turned around and took out the two front paws of the brown bear.
First, use strong magic power to shatter the fine hairs on the front paws of the two bears, then wash and peel them off, pickle them with fine salt and various spices, and finally apply a layer of balsamic vinegar called Zhiqi vinegar, and everything will be fine. It's done.
Bear paw is different from other precious ingredients. It is essentially a piece of particularly soft and elastic fatty meat.
If you eat bear paw alone, it is very greasy, and most people cannot eat it at all.
And truth is dead, but the human brain is alive. A famous chef specially created a kind of balsamic vinegar.
After applying this balsamic vinegar, the thick fat on the bear paws will not only be concentrated, but its unique flavor will also enhance the taste of the bear paws.
Although Yang Jian had never eaten real bear paws in his previous life, he had worked in the kitchens of star-rated hotels for several years and had seen top chefs handle bear paws with his own eyes.
In this life, Yang Jian, who was a foodie himself, quickly collected a lot of ingredients after he had enough ability and deliberateness.
The paws of the two bears that had been packed were pierced with iron forks and grilled on charcoal.
While roasting, Yang Jian kept smearing the whale paste on the two bear paws and turning them at intervals so that the two bear paws could be heated evenly.
After a long time, the two bear paws slowly turned bright red in color, and drop after drop of golden oil seeped out and fell into the charcoal, making a sizzling sound.
Seeing that the roasting was almost done, Yang Jian took off the two bear paws, placed them on a shelf aside, and took out the jade bowl, silver fork and other utensils.
After cutting off a few pieces and putting them into the jade bowl, Yang Jian took out the wild lettuce wrap, put it in his mouth, and took a bite. The flavors of the bear meat and the lettuce were perfectly blended together. There is really nothing to say about the taste.
After eating almost a whole bear paw, Yang Jian was already eight points full, just when he was worried about what to do with the other bear paw.
A black figure sprang out from behind like lightning and rushed towards Yang Jian like a gust of wind!
Seeing this scene, Yang Jian was not very surprised. He just let out a faint sigh and lamented the magic of fate.
Seeing this black figure about to pounce in front of Yang Jian, the next second it cunningly changed its direction and rushed towards the other bear's paw that was barely moving.
And this black figure, with its whole body covered in jet black fur and extremely long limbs, was clearly a black dog that was not yet underage.
Looking at the black dog trying to escape with a bear's paw in its mouth, Yang Jian smiled slightly and suddenly appeared in front of it the next second.
Looking at the strange man in front of him, Black Dog didn't know why, but instead of baring his teeth in a threatening manner like before, he meekly lowered his head.
This seemed to be the destiny destined by God. When one person and one dog met at first sight, they made an oath to never give up and to accompany each other in life and death.
Touching the head of the black dog, Yang Jian named it Roaring Sky Dog just like in the original work.
After hearing the words Roaring Heavenly Dog, the black dog looked up to the sky and roared. It was impossible to hide the joy and joy in his heart.
In the past few days, Yang Jian has been staying here, playing happily with the roaring dog. As for the bullshit Yuanshi Tianzun's decree, he will not really obey it.
Yang Jian and Roaring Sky Dog seemed destined to be together. In just a few days, it felt like they had been together for countless years.
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At noon, Yang Jian was lying on a big tree to escape the scorching summer heat. The barking dog who ran out to have fun came back again at some point.
I saw the roaring dog lowering its head suddenly, opening its big mouth, and a pink tongue, licking wildly on Yang Jian's face and neck.
The hot breath made Yang Jian itch, and he couldn't help laughing.
When Roaring Sky Dog heard the sound, he drew back his neck and tilted his head to look at him. His big eyes were very smart.
The next second, it grinned widely and made a haha sound in its mouth, as if it was imitating Yang Jian.
Seeing this, Yang Jian reached out his hands and hugged the dog's neck. The soft dog hair felt very comfortable against the skin.
Looking at the Roaring Sky Dog so close at hand, Yang Jian suddenly felt a bad taste in his heart, and frantically pulled out the neat and shiny hair on the Roaring Sky Dog.
The Roaring Sky Dog didn't resist. He narrowed his eyes and allowed Yang Jian to cause trouble in every possible way. It was like a big, docile dog, constantly wagging its tail, trying to please its master.
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the other side!
Less than half a month later.
The millions of Yin and Shang troops had traveled hundreds of thousands of miles, and their troops were approaching Longhu Pass, the first pass in Xiqi.
On the vast horizon, large swaths of military flags were surging and rolling under the strong wind, and various flying warships were like clouds in the sky, blocking the sky and the sun.
An army of several million composed of mortals and immortals marched towards Longhu Pass in a mighty manner.
Countless Shang soldiers wearing bronze armor and holding spears, spears, axes, and knives looked forward resolutely and kept advancing.
There are also many immortals who are loyal to the Yin and Shang Dynasties, either driving flying warships or flying alone in the air. They have the same goal, which is to conquer Xiqi and kill the rebels!
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