"Master, have you ever liked someone?"
"You're not talking nonsense. If I didn't like you, I would go through all the trouble to shit and pee to make you so big? Just because you were always peeing in my arms back then, if I didn't like you, I would have made you so big. Throw it into the mountains to feed the dogs.”
"Master, there are no dogs in our mountains."
"Feed the wolf."
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"Master, how do you feel about falling in love with someone?"
"The feeling of being dead."
"Master, please be more serious. I am discussing the issue with you from the perspective of a fellow Taoist."
"I'm also very serious, but I just feel like I'm dead."
"Master, can you give me a perfect explanation?"
"If you like someone, you will always think about that person in your heart. You will think more about tea than food, and you won't be in the mood to do anything. It's just like being dead."
"Master, you really deserve a beating for your nonsense."
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"Master, have you ever liked anyone? For example, the pretty nephews and disciples in the mountains, or the female benefactors who come to the mountains to offer incense?"
"Didn't I tell you that the female champions in the mountains who are my age are much younger. I'm not used to having people call me Grandmaster Xuan and Little Grandmaster when I'm practicing dual cultivation."
"Do you like any of the women at the foot of the mountain? Do you like the women who often come here to offer incense?"
"Since our faucet incense has been banned, how can anyone come to our place? Where can I go to see the female donor?"
"Master, does this mean that if a female donor comes to our Little Lotus Peak, you will find someone you like?"
"Why do I feel like you want to beat me again?"
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"Is it time to deliver food? Why are you not active today? Didn't you always rush to go there before?"
"Master, I don't want to go."
"Hey, didn't you say that you had a good rapport with those two monks from the Saint's Temple and felt like old friends at first sight? You three have finished discussing?"
"no."
"Oh, you said you like to listen to that Confucian scholar talk about great principles. Is it possible that the Confucian scholar has no more ink in his belly?"
"no."
"Oh, that's because you said you were willing to listen to the late night stories about the swords and swords and the love between children in the rivers and lakes under the mountains. Are you tired of hearing this?"
"No."
"what is that?"
"Master, please don't bother me, okay? I want to be alone."
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"You said you didn't want to go deliver food and wanted to be alone, so why did you go again?"
"Master, I think it's very bad if you don't open or lift any pot. This is a disease and it needs to be cured."
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"Hua Leopard, tell me what's been going on with that little brat these days. Why does he seem to be a different person? Has he reached his rebellious stage? You two have been together the whole day. Have you noticed that he has anything to offer? Where?"
"Why don't you speak? If you don't tell me the truth, do you believe I will throw you into the mountains?"
"Oh, you can't speak. Then tell me in your dream, weren't you a leopard under Lu Zu's throne back then? We are also destined. But you said you have lived for so many years, why haven't you become a spirit yet?"
"Why are you biting me? If you bite me again, I will do it."
"You're a hammer and you still bite! It's embarrassing for you, I tell you!"
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"Master, I think if you are bored, you can go to other mountains. There is no need to carve stone statues every day."
"You know a hammer, my name is Enlightenment."
"You realize why you messed with the leopard?"
"I do not have it."
"You still say no? I'm going to relieve myself. Look, the leopard bit your Taoist robe. If you don't mess with him, can he bite you?"
"Actually, I did this accidentally, do you believe it?"
"I trust you, hammer."
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"Master, I feel like I have grown up."
"Don't think that you've grown up if you didn't wet the bed last night. Why are you pretending to be mature here with me, twelve-year-old Guawazi?"
"Master, I am talking to you seriously, can you be more serious?"
"Oh, tell me then."
"Master, I want to practice dual cultivation."
"Zhang Yunji, I advise you to be more serious."
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"Are you sleeping or not? Why are you tossing and turning?"
"Master, it's been a long time since you called me to Yunji."
"Don't pretend to be depressed with me here. You're tossing and turning in such a mess that I can't sleep, you know?"
"Master, I always think about that person in my head and can't sleep. What should I do?"
"You don't really have a crush on that outer disciple's daughter, do you?"
"Not her."
"You're a little sentimental, and you still want to have two boats?"
"Master, let's stop talking. You and I are not the same person."
"You can't sleep anyway, and I'll keep you awake. Otherwise, just talk to me and I'll enlighten you."
"Master, don't be ridiculous, you are still a bachelor."
"What you said, hammer, really makes sense."
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"Master, have you slept?"
"I slept."
"Master, we are not monks. Why are you so clever? Why are you talking so profoundly?"
"Oh, Gua Wazi has learned a lot from two monks. He already knows Ji Feng."
"Master, please be serious. I want you to enlighten me."
"How can I enlighten you as a bachelor?"
"Master, you really deserve a beating for being so petty."
"Forget it, I don't remember the faults of villains. You can tell me."
"I seem to have fallen in love with the benefactor of the Ye family."
"Yunji, Master does not object to your double cultivation, but Master does not allow you to double cultivate with men."
"..."
"Why don't you talk anymore, you little melon? Are you asleep?"
"Master, let's sleep separately from now on. I feel annoyed when I see you now."
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"Do you miss her that much?"
"Um."
"You've got it figured out, kid."
"What do you mean? Master, we can't curse people in a roundabout way."
"You also know that the martial arts outside the mountains are divided into two branches: Qi and Qi. Just talking about Qi refining martial arts, there are nine realms: starting, building the foundation, ascending the steps, enlightening the sky, turning nine times, ascending to the hall, and entering the chamber. To put it bluntly, you are an immortal in the world, and it is not easy for a warrior to practice further. The state of return to true nature that can be achieved, by chance and coincidence, is full of blessings, and suddenly ascends to become an elusive immortal, enjoying the incense of future generations. Of course, in the past five hundred years, luck has been pitiful for some reason, and the ancestors of various families The blessings and opportunities are so few and far between that those who have attained enlightenment don’t know what to say.”
"Master, what do you mean by saying so much?"
"Why aren't you asleep yet?"
"I won't wait for you to enlighten me."
"I thought you would fall asleep after saying so much."
"Master, can you use some snacks?"
"Let me continue telling you, what I call the diversion method is to divert your attention to other places. If you stop thinking blindly, you can fall asleep."
"..."
"Where did I just tell you? Of the nine realms of Qi-refining warriors, the first four realms are for basic training. Once you enter the celestial phenomena, it is a whole other world. After the celestial phenomena turn nine, you enter the hall and control the qi, just like an immortal. The hand borrowing the power of heaven in the watershed a few days ago is the highest level of borrowing qi. It is also the level that can only be achieved by the immortals who have entered the house. But speaking of it, our Buddhist and Taoist families are much simpler and pay attention to an epiphany that happens by chance. , If you can’t achieve sudden enlightenment, you have to realize it clearly and thoroughly. You can understand it clearly at such a young age, it’s not easy, you are better than Master.”
"Master, I'm not used to you praising me so much."
"Why aren't you asleep yet?"
“If you can’t sleep, you just can’t sleep.”
"Then I'll tell you next, and then I'll talk about the martial arts outsiders who focus on physical skills, because they focus on martial arts, like Mo Wanren, who is very capable of horizontal training..."
"Master, I'm sleepy, let's go to sleep."
"I still want to talk to you about Buddhist practice after I finish talking about this, and about Confucian monks who don't often walk in this world. If you really want to talk about it, our Wudang can gather enlightened people from the four schools of Confucianism, Buddhism, Taoism and Wu at the same time, but It’s really rare, I’ll tell you later when you accept a disciple.”
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"Master."
"You little melon, I woke up with a hammer as soon as I was a sleepyhead. If you don't sleep, you won't let me sleep, right?"
"yes."
"Get out and sleep!"
"Master, we sleep outside. You said that the sky is the quilt and the earth is the bed, so that we can better absorb the essence of the aura of the heaven and earth, the sun and the moon, which is comparable to eating white dew in the morning and drinking colorful clouds at night. Master, have you forgotten it? Why don't you kick me out again? I’m going to go to the faucet incense.”
"Stop nagging, how can you sleep?"
"I just want to talk to you."
"You are a twelve-year-old melon, why are you pretending to be depressed?"
"If you realize it clearly, you will be enlightened, and you will no longer be able to use your actual age to measure size."
"I feel like you can be my master."
"Master, to be serious, am I always like this when I like someone? I can't even sleep, but luckily I think of her from time to time."
"I have no idea."
"That should be it."
"Let me advise you, you two are not suitable for each other."
"I think so too."
"How could a wealthy family allow their own girl to marry a Taoist priest and practice dual cultivation?"
"I think so. But I think I can open the door upside down."
"Is this the reason why the door was inserted upside down?"
"I think it is."
"..."
"Master, why are you silent again?"
"I'm wondering."
"What are you wondering about?"
"What do you, a young man like you, understand?"
"Master, actually I don't know what I'm thinking. When the female donor came two days ago, I went to watch the fun. You don't know how cool she looked sitting on the horse. Even if she is blind and can't see, she is so far away from her. She didn't even pay attention to the fight, which was only two or three feet away, and didn't take it seriously. I think the female generals mentioned in the forbidden books in our mountains are similar to this."
"You know a heroine general with a hammer."
"She argued with Jiu'e at Huixin'an. That speech was really powerful. It made people like Laojun, his wife, Zi, Han Feizi, the supreme scholar, Liande, Lu Zu, etc. comment eloquently. Jiu'e's disciples said that she had secrets in her mouth. , I think she has the secret of heaven in her heart, so she can talk about it with her mouth."
"You know the way of a hammer."
"I found the wrong person on the mountainside and almost killed Ye Donor. Look at her again. She said that all living beings are equal. I feel that her power of words is no different from Ye Donor's borrowing thunder from the sky and the great monk's sentient beings. go."
"Oh, you kid is enlightened."
"Also, when I talk to Senior Nephew Shangyun on the mountain, he is gentle, courteous, thrifty, neither humble nor arrogant, and has a lot of style. This is not what those Xiaojiabiyu at the bottom of the mountain can have."
"Beauty is in the eyes of beholder?"
"I have inquired a lot about her from the outer disciples in the past few days. She and her brother came to the mountains because she really blames us Wudang disciples for their lack of moral character. Thank you, master, for not teaching me martial arts, otherwise I would have gone Give Han Youyu a good beating! If I want to learn some skills, I will follow the example of my master and scold him all the way up the mountain, give Jiuding a good beating, and give her brother and sister some vent."
"If you have something to say, don't turn your elbows outward."
"It's just because I had something to say that I didn't turn my elbow outward."
"..."
"Master, especially in the past few days, when I saw her, my heart jumped so hard, I knew she was no ordinary woman."
"As you can tell, I think she's not ordinary either."
"Several times, I always had the feeling that I had seen her somewhere before, but I couldn't tell where. Master, do you think it's strange?"
"Not surprisingly."
"Um?"
In the Longtou Xiangli Stone Cave, the thin Taoist priest Zhang Sanfeng stood up from the Tianbei Dilu. With the cold night wind blowing on his thin body, he tightened the not-thick quilt for his apprentice, and then looked sideways at the cliff. On one side, the stars are dotted, murmuring: "A short-lived flower, just for Taixuan."
