After Evil Lord Tengu exposed Lei Xueer's marriage talisman, his vigilance increased, and a variety of countermeasures were born in his mind. No matter what Tengu Evil Lord planned, he never imagined that there would be a scene that would make him overwhelmed.
This was the first time Tengu Evil Lord came into contact with Lei Yuanji. Before that, he had never believed that there was such a person.
As an elite monk of the Thunder Clan, Lei Yuanji kneeled directly in front of the Tengu Evil Lord regardless of his face, asking for his magical skills in picking up girls. Tengu Evil Lord secretly felt sad. As the elite of the Thunder Clan, would the Thunder Clan warrior in front of him lack suitors in the Thunder Clan? !
Lei Yuanji, the elite of the Thunder Tribe, set a very bad example. Lei Yuanji's behavior turned the Thunder Clan monks into zombie-like beings. These zombies stared at Evil Lord Tengu, their eyes glowed green as if they were staring at blood, and they wanted to devour Evil Lord Tengu.
After Lei Yuanji took three or two breaths, Tengu Evil Lord was crowded with Lei Clan monks who were thirsty for knowledge. The Thunder Tribe monks gathered around Tengu Xiejun and cried bitterly, praying to the god of picking up girls, Tiangu Xiejun, to teach them every move to help them escape from the misery of being single.
I don’t know what happened, but the warriors in the Thunder Clan have all turned into lustful ghosts, thirsty for knowledge of the magical skills Lei Yuanji said about picking up girls. In fact, Evil Lord Tengu doesn't know yet that most of these knowledge-hungry Thunder Tribe warriors in front of him have Taoist companions, and the most extreme ones have several great-great-grandchildren.
Tengu Evil Lord would never have thought that the warriors of the Thunder Tribe kneeling in front of him to pray for their magical skills to pick up girls, would actually have three generations of ancestors and grandchildren!
Facing the crazy Thunder Tribe warriors, the innocent Tengu Evil Lord has no choice. In the eyes of Evil Lord Tengu, he could only explain carefully and eliminate the misunderstandings, so that the crazy Thunder Clan monk could return to normal.
Faced with the unreasonable demands made by the Thunder Tribe warriors around him, Tengu Evil Lord was bigger than the other two. He didn't know any techniques for picking up girls. Aren't these monks trying to make things difficult for them? If there are skills for picking up girls, he is the innocent boy who needs to learn these skills the most.
The Tengu Evil Lord looked silly and cute, and carefully explained to the Thunder Clan warriors, "Brothers from the Thunder Clan, please stop forcing yourself on others. I have no experience in picking up girls. I am still an innocent and beautiful boy. If I really have such skills, Please, you must teach it to me, I really need to use this technique to please Sister Xueer."
Tengu Evil Lord didn't know that mentioning Lei Xue'er at this time would only add fuel to the fire and make the crazy Thunder Clan monks in front of him even crazier.
Tengu Xiejun was very depressed. He had lived so long and had never come into contact with any beautiful women. Why did he suddenly become known as the god of picking up girls? If this huge blame is placed firmly on his head, it will be even more difficult for him to clean himself up.
Whenever he thinks of the specific meaning represented by the name of the god of picking up girls, Tengu Xiejun feels pain in his heart. Tengu Evil Lord was worried, if he took this title, how should he explain it to his sister Xue'er. No matter what, his sister Xue'er wouldn't like a libertine!
What makes Tengu Evil Lord depressed is that no matter how he explains it, he is just an innocent young man who knows nothing about picking up girls. The group of crazy Thunder Clan monks in front of him naturally choose to ignore it.
This group of Thunder Clan monks were originally looking for trouble. It is strange that the monks from the Thunder Tribe can listen to the sophistry of the Tengu Evil Lord.
Listening to Tengu Evil Lord's sincere explanation, the group of Thunder Tribe monks still hugged Tengu Evil Lord's thighs and wouldn't let go, crying and begging for magic skills to pick up girls. The group of Thunder Clan monks were all movie stars, and their performances were impressive and touching.
"Gods from heaven, please take pity on me! I have lived for hundreds of years and have never even held a girl's hand. I beg you to rescue me from the sea of misery!"
"Yes, you have even managed to catch His Highness Snow, you must have some special skills... Great God, you are so kind and merciful, and can help the Thunder Clan out of trouble, please also help me, an old bachelor, out of misery!"
"Great God, if you don't let go today and pass down one and a half moves, I, Lei Po Shui, will never be able to kneel down!"
Listening to the Thunder Clan monks calling each other gods from heaven, Black Lines appeared all over Tengu Evil Lord's head and he was sweating profusely. He would rather go all out and fight violently than face this group of unreasonable ThunderClan warriors alone. God damn it, fuck the techniques for picking up girls, if he knew these, he wouldn't be awake at night worrying about how to talk to Sister Xueer every day.
As the saying goes, don't hit the smiling person. Facing those Thunder Tribe monks who are thirsty for knowledge, Tengu Evil Lord has no reason to forcefully attack them and blast them away.
Lei Yuanji, as the instigator, saw that the situation had become a success and exited the encirclement gracefully. Lei Yuanji took out a folding fan and fanned it casually. He looked at the evil Tengu who was sweating profusely in the center of the crowd with a smirk on his face, as if his treacherous plan had succeeded.
Lei Yuanji felt proud in his heart, "Humph, no matter how much you are cultivated and your kindness to the Thunder Clan is invincible, you still can't solve the predicament at hand. Ah, I, Lei Yuanji, am really a genius. I actually came up with such a perfect revenge plan. .”
Some of the pearls of the Thunder Clan in the distance couldn't help but feel amused as they looked at the clumsy performance of the Thunder Clan warriors. Tengu Evil Lord couldn't see clearly the group of Thunder Clan monks who were weeping bitterly. How could these Pearls of the Thunder Clan not understand. reading room
As the benefactor of the Thunder Clan, Evil Lord Tengu descended from the sky to help the Thunder Clan repel powerful enemies and maintain the Thunder Clan's supreme glory. Naturally, the Thunder Clan couldn't retaliate for kindness. Because the other party abducted the clan's pearl, they turned against each other and turned against each other with weapons.
However, the Evil Lord Tengu kidnapped the Thunder Clan Pearl quietly, and as an ordinary Thunder Clan monk, he couldn't swallow the sigh in his heart. The Evil Lord Tengu has a shield of overwhelming kindness to the Lei Clan monks, so the ordinary Lei Clan monks can only play along with Lei Yuanji, turning into lustful hungry ghosts, deliberately embarrass the seemingly innocent Lord Tengu.
In the distant secret realm of the Thunder Clan, Lei Qiansheng and Lei Qiangu looked at the evil Lord Tengu who was almost driven crazy by the Thunder Clan monks.
Lei Qiansheng stroked his beard and couldn't help but laugh heartily, "Hahaha, this kid Lei Yuanji is so good at this move. This Tengu Evil Lord Kong has monstrous abilities, and now he's like an iron fist hitting cotton. There is nowhere to exert force."
Lei Qiangu also said, "Actually, I like this young man from outside the world more and more. His own cultivation level is incredible, and he can kill the arrogant Dream Demon Lord alone. This little guy has been teased for so long, but he still patiently gives The patience of those unreasonable people trying to explain themselves is beyond the reach of you and me."
Listening to Lei Qiangu's words, Lei Qiansheng pondered for a moment and said seriously, "Yes, this is a pure child who can easily reach a very high level of cultivation."
Lei Qiansheng and Lei Qiangu carefully calculated in their hearts that none of the elite monks in the entire Thunder Clan could compare to this outstanding young man, Tengu Evil Lord.
The Tengu Evil Lord didn't know it yet, but he had unknowingly conquered two important people who held important positions in the Thunder Clan. In the hearts of Lei Qiansheng and Lei Qiangu, they have completely approved the cheap Taoist companion chosen by His Highness Xue.
A farce was staged in the ancestral land of the Thunder Clan. Everyone understood the twists and turns, but the rightful owner, the evil Lord Tengu, was kept in the dark. He patiently explained, his mouth was dry and his throat was almost hoarse, but in the end it still had no effect. Those Thunder Tribe monks kept his thighs from loosening and insisted on teaching him some techniques for picking up girls.
Tengu Evil Lord felt like crying, as if in the realm of Thunder Clan, he could not escape the scapegoat of the God of Picking Up Girls. The situation is pressing. At this time, Tengu Evil Lord also has to consider how to eliminate the doubts in Sister Xue'er's mind.
Tengu Evil Lord may not care about the opinions of the people in the world, but he has to deal with it carefully so as not to misunderstand his sister Xue'er.
In the end, Lei Qiansheng and Lei Qiangu came forward to put an end to this farce.
Lei Qiansheng and Lei Qiangu, as the rotating elders of the Thunder Clan, could only watch the show in secret. Naturally, they could not join in the trouble with those crazy Thunder Clan monks. They said they were leaving to prepare for the war victory celebration banquet, so naturally they couldn't stay away for too long.
When Lei Qiansheng and Lei Qiangu appeared in the square again, looking at the group of Lei Clan monks who were crying and crying, they couldn't help but get angry, "You juniors are so angry at me. We’re all in disgrace. How do our heroes think of us with your lustful image of hungry ghosts?!”
Hearing Lei Qiansheng's scolding, the group of Lei Clan monks who were acting out quickly put away their magical powers and immediately sat cross-legged one by one, pretending to be carefully healing their wounds.
Such a change made Tengu Evil Lord stunned. This group of monks would fall out of favor faster than flipping through a book!
Such monks from the Thunder Clan made Evil Lord Tengu have to doubt the authenticity of their previous actions, "These old foxes, weren't they just playing tricks on me?!"
Such thoughts suddenly appeared in Tengu Evil Lord's mind, and he couldn't get rid of them no matter what.
With such doubts, Tengu Evil Lord casually used a secret blood test method. Tengu Evil Lord saw the bearded man who had almost cried to death just now, and his descendants were obviously the ancestors of the family.
This example is not an isolated one. The descendants of the monks in front of him all have strong bloodlines, and they are not the poor bastards who can't find a Taoist companion as they claimed.
This discovery made Tengu Evil Lord dumbfounded, "I'll go, is this okay? I actually let them teach me a lesson in this way?!"
After discovering the truth, Evil Lord Tengu felt complicated. He didn't know whether he wanted to cry or laugh. The way this group of Thunder Clan monks teach people is really unique.
Lei Qiansheng and Lei Qiangu did not delve into the farce hosted by the monks of the Lei clan. They immediately changed the topic and started hosting the war celebration ceremony, completely ignoring the farce.
Tengu Evil Lord, who had already suffered a loss, was keenly aware that this farce must have been approved by the two seniors in front of him. Tengu Xiejun couldn't help but be speechless for a while, these are really a bunch of unreliable people!
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