Although the voice was loud, the colleagues in the room only turned their heads slightly, glanced at him, and then turned their eyes back to their computers again.
Alfred didn't care at all. While chatting with the audience's ridicule barrage, he walked to the only independent desk at the end of a bunch of rows of desks, looked at the "Design Department Manager" sign and took out his own Onboarding documents.
For this kind of young man who has no background at first sight, the manager with a hairline that reaches to the back of his head is determined to show off his energy, so he wants to show him off. Before Alfred can speak, he reaches out and greets:
"Jon, have you changed the project you were asked to change yesterday?"
"Head, there's still a little bit left!"
"Why is it still a little worse?"
"Party A called again this morning and changed the requirements..."
Listening to the two of them chatting at the top of their voices, several desks apart, Alfred showed an attitude of not being used to your problem. He calmly took the file under the live broadcast camera. on the desk, then turned around and found a desk in the corner, sat down, turned on the computer, opened a drawing software, created a new folder, and then took out the private terminal and started surfing the Internet.
The invisible drone immediately took a close-up of the manager who was chatting at the top of his voice. The distorted and red face almost instantly triggered the workers' emotions.
[Fuck, this anchor is still awesome! 】
【hair! If I were a rich second generation, I would be awesome! 】
[No matter what the ingredients are, this attitude of not giving up is really refreshing! 】
[That is, why don’t the anchors come to our company? I also want to see our manager’s expression! 】
…
"That new guy!" A suppressed angry voice came from the manager's mouth. Alfred stood up and said with an innocent expression of "Is it finally my turn?"
"Manager, are you done?"
"Who asked you to sit here?" The balding manager's voice trembled slightly, but Alfred said matter-of-factly:
"Weren't you busy just now?"
"The leader is so busy that he doesn't know how to wait a moment?" The manager's shining head began to turn red. Alfred nodded immediately and said:
"That's right. Didn't I find a place to wait for you that won't hinder others?"
"Huh..." A heavy breath was extruded from the manager's nose. Alfred had vaguely noticed the murderous intention of the other party, but he was not afraid at all. While chatting in the live broadcast room, he acted like a serious new employee. road:
"Speaking of which, manager, you haven't assigned me any work yet? Should I work on other people's projects first, or should I work on an independent project?"
"..." The manager was about to say something, but he held it back and thought for a while before saying:
"Jon's order has almost been completed, but today Party A has given some new requirements, so you can just take over."
"Okay!" Alfred nodded as if he was completely unaware of the pitfalls, and immediately turned around and walked to the middle-aged man with a social face who was called by the manager just now and said:
"Brother Qiao, what are the needs of our new project?"
Jon seemed to be an honest and responsible person. When he heard Alfred's question, he obviously wanted to persuade him, but when he saw the manager's look from behind, he still said:
"Well, my surname is not Joe... forget it, anyway, Party A asked us to design a packaging advertisement. We have already revised it for more than 20 versions and it will be finalized soon. This morning, the other party suddenly said that their brand spokesperson has changed the character. , let’s change the original ‘youth’ theme into ‘dynamic’, and then add a little more dynamic elements.”
"Oh, Party A asked me to make a copy of the previous design drafts, as well as Party A's contact information." Feng Xue said immediately, but the manager on the side added:
"This order has been completed for four days. Although the new request came today, it can only be calculated based on the cycle of one order, and you will be given a maximum of two days."
[What kind of death trap is this! 】
[Is this manager too cheating? 】
[Anchor, please be careful. Changing the theme is basically like tearing it down and redoing it. You will definitely not be able to finish it in two days! 】
[Don’t talk about tearing it down and redoing it. When doing packaging advertising, you must first understand the packaging and user groups. This will take a day or two. Although the people in front must have done it, it is not true. Let’s not talk about it first. First of all, the spokesperson transformation , maybe the packaging will be changed accordingly! 】
[The anchor is rich, and he only works for fun. Do you need poor people like you to worry? 】
[By the way, does advertising design need to be kept confidential? Does the anchor want to go off the air? 】
…
"I know." Alfred glanced at the live broadcast screen, nodded calmly, then adjusted the drone and said:
"It's okay to keep it secret. Just adjust the camera angle. But work is generally not interesting. Let the drone take pictures of all living beings in the office. Unless something interesting suddenly happens, we will continue to work at five o'clock this afternoon. By then I also want to show you the local specialties of this illegal zone. Friends who want to follow them should pay attention!"
As Alfred spoke, he controlled the drone to fly up and observed everything in the design department from above. Then he opened the file that Jon sent him and began to review the design draft.
He has no worries about advertising design. After all, the power of [Qiqiao Exquisite] allows him to quickly learn any conventional technology that meets the learning conditions. Although it cannot be said to be the best, it is more than enough to work in such an ordinary enterprise.
It is worth mentioning that the atmosphere in this office is quite interesting. Although they are basically fake people and assimilated ghosts, their behavioral logic is the same as that of ordinary people. Although they all appear to be sitting at their desks and staring. People are sitting on computers, but if you look closely, you will find that only a handful of people are actually working.
Regarding this situation, he could basically make a guess, but as a newcomer, he did not choose to follow the crowd, but seriously began to understand the products he was responsible for.
Well, it’s just a very common canned drink. The brand is relatively unknown, so it’s probably not a big manufacturer.
Seeing Feng Xue working seriously, many people in the office were laughing secretly, and time was slowly passing by like this minute by minute...
……Five p.m……
[It’s five o’clock, when will the host get ready? 】
As the barrage in the live broadcast room began to increase again, Alfred stretched hard. Judging from the slowly growing number of viewers, this live broadcast room has indeed aroused the curiosity of many people.
After all, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger is a routine that people like to see. Pretending to be slapped in the face is a pleasure that is engraved in human DNA. Although there is no foreshadowing, as long as you think of the person being slapped in the face as a "leader", "boss", Labels like "manager" make these social beasts immediately excited.
Alfred was also unambiguous. He turned his head and glanced at the wall clock on the wall. He immediately archived and backed up today's work results, and then sent a copy to Party A. While controlling the large phone, he rewarded himself ten dollars. After a few rounds of large lottery draws, he stood up and looked like he was packing his things.
"Paradox, where are you going?" The manager's gloomy voice came, and Feng Xue took the bag as a matter of course and said:
"I'm off work and going home now."
Absolutely, there are always some cats and dogs who come from nowhere to teach authors how to write books. Well, don’t blame the author for using such words. It’s really popular. The author doesn’t want to make money, and the author avoids everything. Points to make money.
He also said that we should collect the corpses, become stronger, upgrade, and change the map set. According to this world view, we can get small boutiques and so on, but what the heck is 20,000 yuan?
Even 20,000 yuan is considered to avoid all the points of making money. What kind of little boutique are you doing? What species of toad can yawn like this? Didn't you even take a look at the honors of your work before making such a big deal?
Open your mouth to make money and keep your mouth closed to make money. Have you ever seen money? Although eating shit to make a living is understandable in the writer’s circle, but I managed to make money standing up, and you actually want me to eat shit while kneeling? What the hell?
If you are a great master, please post your work so that I can see what small money-making products are and how much money I can make. Admin, please don't delete it yet. I'll give it a thumbs up and just treat it like a monkey watch.
ps: By the way, for those who don’t understand, writing about routines that you don’t like but can make money is called “eating shit” in the circle. The most typical ones are those that follow the trend of studios. Some authors feel like vomiting after reading it, but they can only write to make a living.
To be honest, I do not reject these writers who write routine articles. After all, for the sake of living, as long as it is not a studio assembly line, I think it is fine. There are good and bad routine articles, and readers also need a process from novice to mature. .
But for someone who considers himself a gold medal critic after reading two formulaic books and goes around teaching people how to write books, that is really as disgusting as holding a shit as a gold bar and stuffing it into other people's mouths.
(End of chapter)
