"Fuck, there's something wrong with this npc!"
"If I remember correctly, this is an ancient setting, right? Why is there a guitar?"
"What's a guitar? He also has a bass! This is the first time I know there is a bass that doesn't need to be plugged in!"
"Forget about the bass, isn't this a violin? Although there is no keyboard, but with a dulcimer or guzheng, you can form a band, right?"
"Fuck, fuck, fuck! Where are the drums? Drummers are discriminated against in real life, but they still play like this in the game, right? Even the NPCs in the game don't sell drums?"
As soon as Yunyao went online, she heard a burst of noise. Seeing that the familiar thatched house was surrounded by players, she suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart.
Fortunately, although Yun Yao was still a weakling in the eyes of NPCs, she was considered a member of the group of players with internal strength. It didn't take much effort to squeeze through a passage, but when she saw that it was no longer When I saw the familiar little hut, my vision suddenly went dark.
There was originally only a wooden frame outside the thatched house, with painted erhus, guzhengs, etc. placed on it. But at this moment, the thatched house was surrounded by various shelves. At a glance, they were all different. Various Western musical instruments.
At this moment, the somewhat outrageous NPC was holding a violin on his shoulder, making an unpleasant noise like sawing wood. But as time went by, she could clearly feel that this guy was slowly finding his sense.
Then, this song...
"Who taught you to play this?"
Seeing the young apprentice who suddenly jumped in front of him, as if the relationship between master and apprentice had been reversed, Feng Xue suppressed the smile in her heart and pretended to be cute:
"Yesterday, a traveling merchant sold me a piece of music. He said it was a piece of music brought from the Western Regions. It was quite fun and should be suitable for dancing. Well, it seems to be quite consistent with the habit of dancing when the barbarians disagree. He said It sounds like this instrument is also interesting, it doesn’t hinder the performance of physical skills at all, and it feels quite suitable for actual combat, but the difficulty is a bit high, um, should I try some etudes first?"
"..····" Yunyao suppressed her complaints. Is this not suitable for dancing? This is the Pure Land of Paradise!
By the way, what bastard taught an NPC to play the Pure Land on the violin? ! Also pretending to be a traveling businessman? By the way, do players now have enough money to run a business?
No, that's not the problem. The problem now is...
"Master, master, I can play the guitar, can you accept me as your apprentice?!" "Master, there's me too, I play the bass very well!"
"Well, I don't know these things. I play the erhu. Do you still accept it?"
Seeing several players rushing towards her, Yun Yao immediately covered her face. Feng Xue, on the other hand, had an expression of "Although I don't understand, but it seems interesting", and said with a full aura of a fun-loving person:
"I don't know anything about guitar and bass. If there is one that you can use, just play it and listen to it. It's okay if you can accept it. After all, it is quite troublesome to explore by yourself with so many instruments. But the ugly words ahead, I I really don’t know much about these instruments, but I can still tell whether the music is good or bad, so don’t try to fool me!
"Of course!"
Several players picked up their instruments and started playing in front of Feng Xue. The corners of Feng Xue's mouth curled up slightly.
When I started, I was still sighing that there were so many talented people in this novice village, but after taking a closer look, I realized that these few players were not one of the 200 players in Dahuaishu Village at all. They probably didn't come all the way from other villages.
Just when he was thinking about which ones to accept, a player who looked a little silly came over and whispered:
"Master, can you make me a drum? We can't discriminate against drummers!"
"Drums? What kind of drums? I can make snare drums, but you have to get the materials yourself." Feng Xue showed her ignorance appropriately, but the player shook his head and said:
"It's not a drum, it's a set of drums, one big one, two big ones, one very big one and two small ones, well, there are several cymbals..." The player danced happily He gestured at the composition of the drum kit, seemed a little anxious, and simply said:
"Master, please wait for me. I'll draw a picture for you. If you can get me the drum set, I can form a band with these brothers!"
"Band? That's interesting. You, you, and you, you guys are pretty good. The rest can go. Really, don't think that I can't tell who is silent when there are so many people playing! Yes, it's you!"
Feng Xue mercilessly drove away a few cheaters, and then started band teaching.
Although the character does not understand rock music, the music theory is basically the same, and Feng Xue teaches not musical instruments, but music attack! The key point is not the instrument used, but the combination of sound waves and internal force.
As for the tuning of musical instruments... since you know how to do it, tune it yourself!
Seeing that the resources that were originally exclusive to her suddenly increased by several players, Yun Yao suddenly felt a sense of crisis. To put it most intuitively, she had less thoughts about exploding Feng Xue's gold coins every day.
But for Feng Xue, it doesn't matter whether she wants to blow up her gold coins or not. What matters is whether this player band can become famous.
"I'll go, it's amazing! My master, you really made it?"
Early the next morning, when the players went online again, the drummer whose ID was "Don't call me for the music party" looked at the drum set Feng Xue made overnight. He was shocked. You can make it according to the drawings overnight. Instruments, are they a bit too exaggerated?
Wait, this is a game? Oh, that's okay.
The game is such a magical thing. No matter how outrageous things are, as long as you put on the skin of the game, it seems to immediately become reasonable. No matter how real the game is, when players think about it, one more outrageous thing is just that. It's just a matter of a few codes - just like no matter how unreasonable things are, they will become reasonable as long as they are thrown to the rock.
Feng Xue was also happy to take advantage of the players' mentality and gave the drum set that was not in good pitch to the drummer, and asked with a humble attitude how to adjust the drum.
Regarding this scene, Yun Yao felt that she was not feeling well. A few days ago, everything in this game was still normal. What happened to make the character of this classical hidden master become So rock and roll?
"Rock and roll, rock and roll, I just have to learn my own way!" Yun Yao took a deep breath, feeling that she had seen enough outrageous things, and she would not be shaken even if this band played majesticly. .
Then she realized that her thinking was too naive. because······
When she went online again, she saw her junior brother wielding his beloved guitar like a tomahawk, chasing the bassist.
But his own cheap master was gesticulating and shouting words such as "pay attention to your steps" and "attack him in the bottom lane".
"I haven't been online for a few hours, what happened?"
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ps1: I could have finished writing this chapter a long time ago, but three mosquitoes were surrounding me. It was like, everything has animism, but mosquitoes don’t!
ps2: The drummer joke is mainly based on a weird case I heard from a police friend before. A band came to perform, and the bassist took the guitar and the lead singer to have tea. As a result, the police arrested him and ended up sleeping in the hotel. The drummer went to lead the people. Then the band broke up, and the drummer reportedly said when leading the group: "They're doing such a rock and roll thing and they didn't even call me!"
That was the first time I knew that rock and roll was more than just music...
After talking about this story, I saw several versions. There were guitarists who were left behind, and bassists who were left behind. It seemed that there were also elements such as "spreading sales" and "persuading bitches to behave". Anyway, I started from I heard it from a friend who is a policeman, so I don’t know if it’s an original story or a coincidence.
By the way, no matter which version, the one who leads people to have sex seems to be the bassist... So the average bassist is an expert at having sex?
Some people died, but not completely...
