The gambling ghost's spreading branch-like tentacles had arrived in front of Dunn in the blink of an eye. At any time, such a scene would have been enough to be put into a thriller movie as a highlight scene.
However, at this moment, Dunn's body was filled with a strong funny temperament. He grabbed a branch with one hand and jumped up and down like a flexible monkey. He kept uttering bursts of exclamations in a commanding manner. Dongfang Yi Lao's skill in wiping bullets was astonishing, and he avoided the branches that blocked almost all his evasive directions.
"Buzz-"
The roar of the chainsaw echoed in the live broadcast room. Whether it was the strange liquid splashing, the twisted and dry tentacles, or the crazy cutting chainsaw, every element was in line with the essence of the horror film, but when they were pieced together , but gives people a strong sense of disharmony.
The navy army that had been arranged for a long time finally appeared at this moment, and the VIP barrage was very eye-catching across the screen——
[The anchor is bringing goods to the chainsaw company, right? 】
[Fuck, what you said really sounds like it. 】
[The anchor is so good at chopping, he must not be tired of logging, right? 】
…
The barrage of jokes, joy, or ridicule broke out in an instant, completely suppressing the last bit of depression and fear, and only the host's joyful movements flowed on the screen.
"Tough luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck!"
Dunn, who kept shouting bad luck and jumped up and down, finally used a chainsaw to cut a gap, and threw the chainsaw, which was still rotating at high speed, towards the gambler's "body", but he was accelerating from the opening. The passage out was drilled out.
While drilling, he warned the drone:
"A powered saw is a very dangerous thing. Don't throw it away like me! You know era (referring to the braying of a donkey)~~!"
Before he finished speaking, a branch hit him, but the atmosphere that should have been very serious and frightening was completely destroyed by his out-of-tune, pained cry that sounded like a donkey's braying.
Dunn was whipped out like a top by a gambler, but his angry scream made the audience clearly realize that the anchor was still alive and kicking.
"Fuck, I don't care about cats, you think tigers are critically ill!"
Dunn, who was spinning in the air like a rocket that had been blown away, grabbed the outer edge of the rubbish-covered building. It was originally a very beautiful little hook, but the moment he stood up, But he stepped on a piece of broken watermelon, and with a "biaji~~" sound, he fell from the building about ten meters high.
The audience was about to cover their faces, but they saw the thick branches suddenly swept across, and the originally strong building slid down like a banana slashed by a monomolecular knife. The original embarrassment turned into happiness at this moment.
"So when you fight ghosts, you must not be afraid. You can see that the branches can easily chop down the building, but I am determined and not afraid, so nothing will happen to him when he hits me!"
Dunn, who still had a watermelon rind on his head, finally stood up and gave a serious science talk to the audience in the live broadcast room. Although the audience wanted to take out a mirror and let the anchor see themselves and the description "nothing happened at all" What a huge difference there is, but if you look closely, you will find that although the anchor's woolen coat has been whipped into a beggar's costume, he really hasn't shed a drop of blood.
[Is this really invulnerable? ! 】
The comment barrage appeared at the right time, and the audience who had seen the Zhizhiqie Building would not think that it lacked power. The barrage in the live broadcast room immediately ushered in a peak.
Feeling the large amount of [Consciousness] pouring into his body, Dunn started to look around comically, as if looking for weapons that could be used.
Soon, his eyes suddenly lit up. This is not a description, the audience really saw his eyes shining at that moment!
Dunn, who finally found the "big killer", took a step forward and rushed out in a strange posture with his body running away but his head still in the same place. However, just when the audience wondered if the anchor had run away with his head, they discovered What remained in place was just the piece of watermelon rind that the host "didn't have time to follow".
[Are anchors interested in making movies? We at Lankawu recently wanted to make an action comedy film. 】
[We have twice as many Hollywood products! 】
[We are four times as good as Hollywood! 】
[Bah, where does Hollywood get its money? 】
Accounts without real-name authentication are speaking without any sense of responsibility. They are not worried about being held accountable by several film companies. After all, they are all members of a mysterious consortium.
But the audience didn't know this. With the understanding that "no one dares to fake the ID of a big company", they subconsciously took these barrage as real.
The atmosphere on the Internet became more and more heated, and more viewers were attracted. After being frightened by the gambler who made people lose their sense of value just by looking at his appearance, they focused their attention on sticking out his butt in the garbage. On the host who was rummaging around in the pile.
[The anchor isn’t running away yet? What are you doing sticking your butt out? 】
[Fuck, is this ghost a jerk? Why do you only slap the clothes but not the person? 】
[The anchor is invulnerable! 】
[God damn meow is invulnerable...]
There were more and more barrages, and Dunn, who was rummaging through the garbage like a wild dog digging a hole, suddenly paused. Then he took out a metal pipe as thick as an arm from the hole, held it in his hand, and exposed A pretty standard advertisement with a smile.
The picture even showed a close-up in an instant. If you didn’t take into account the harsh environment behind you, you would think this was an advertisement from another daily chemical company wherever you took it.
Zhou's close-up of Dunn only posed for less than a second before he was interrupted by the gambler. It seemed that he realized that he could not directly hurt his relationship. This time the gambler actually picked up a road roller from nowhere and headed towards him. He smashed it over.
It was in this composition that was full of a sense of crisis that Dunn suddenly pushed the metal pipe in his hand forward and said loudly in a tone full of advertising rhythm:
"Spray it with an instant herbicide! All weeds and bacteria will die with just one spray!"
As he finished speaking, he pressed the spray button with his finger, and a uniform spray suddenly spurted out from the nozzle of the metal tube. The gambler, who was obviously not a plant, immediately began to struggle and twist the moment he came into contact with the spray, along with the dice-like spray. His head also let out a painful wail.
【This unscientific! 】
【Not magic either! 】
[Not yet metaphysical! 】
[I can tolerate plastic wrap chocolate, what the hell is herbicide? 】
…
Seeing the barrages of people who didn't know whether they were compliments or tap water, Dunn sprayed wildly after chasing the branches, and at the same time he did not forget to explain in a low voice with his mouth covered by his sleeves:
"How many times have I said that ghosts are made of cognition. As long as you have strong willpower, ghosts will be afraid of whatever you think they are afraid of! I think it grows like a weed, so I think it is afraid of herbicides. That’s why it’s afraid, understand? Oh, you still dare to resist? I’ll spray you!”
I’ve played a lot of Hong Kong movie memes, maybe young people can’t understand them…
(End of chapter)
