"What the hell?" At the headquarters of the Monster Countermeasures Bureau, the analysis team that received the notice from Xijing City let out a soul cry that was indistinguishable from their colleagues in the Xijing branch not long ago. For a moment, they fell into a kind of "Did I just hear something wrong?" "something".
"You heard that right, it's Jin Zibao, Tiehe Cheliujia, who is practicing fetal protection skills." On the other end of the phone, Ms. Qian Hongxiu, the head of the archives team who was asked to take over the handover of this exercise because she has the best expression management skills, said He tensed up his face, forcibly suppressing his expression that was about to collapse, and spoke at a very fast pace about the prepared manuscript:
"This is [Instructor]...well, Mr. Mo Ju, it is a martial art developed by him specifically to ensure the safety of women and infants. It is a horizontal training method practiced by mothers and started directly from the fetus.
"According to the general outline, this Kung Fu is divided into two volumes. The first volume can be practiced by ordinary women. It focuses on fetal training and assists in pelvic training. It not only strengthens the body, but also has good effects on many gynecological diseases. To a certain extent, it can also Prevent natural crimes.
"The second volume requires a small pass from the previous volume and a certain foundation of internal strength. It can only be practiced after pregnancy. By adjusting uterine pressure and blood supply, supplemented by internal strength conditioning, prenatal training can be performed during the fetal period. It can not only improve the fetal body. quality, and also has the effect of protecting and relieving the fetus.
"According to the above introduction, it only takes five months of practice to allow the fetus to obtain the physical fitness equivalent to the third level of the Golden Bell Glove (equivalent to wearing a stab-proof suit), and it can also increase the rate of natural birth, and at the same time it will not It will affect development. If you practice horizontal exercises later, you can also skip the early stage of physical training and beatings, and start practicing directly from the body-protecting energy, that's it."
After saying that, Qian Hongxiu, whose face was already turning red, wanted to hang up the call, but the researcher on the other end of the phone quickly stopped him and said:
"Wait a minute, this introduction is too general. The actual analysis will take a lot of time. I need to meet with the communication staff. This technique is very important. There are many details that need to be confirmed with Mr. Mo Ju. This analysis..."
"She went to the cinema with Mr. Mo Ju after she passed on the exercises. It will take two hours before the show ends. As for what activities will be held after that... Well, do you need me to call you now to ask? By the way, I forgot. Let me tell you, the first volume of this exercise contains part of the Fangzhong Technique."
Qian Hongxiu said meaningfully, and the researcher on the other end of the phone immediately shut up, and then said quietly:
"No."
…
"Click..."
"Who... Yaoyao? Didn't I say you would come back later today?" Mother Chen, who was sitting on the sofa practicing Qi, looked at Chen Xiyao entering the door and asked a question in surprise.
Chen Xiyao puffed out her cheeks and puffed up like a puffer fish:
"Someone told me a riddle!"
"Riddle? What do you mean? Being bullied?" Mother Chen was a little confused for a moment. How could her daughter be stimulated? When she went out, she acted like she was going to meet her lover. Why did she become a river fish spirit when she came back? It’s not like you’ve broken up with your partner!
"No!" Chen Xiyao frowned, then took out a stack of printing paper from her bag and put it on the table:
"Didn't you say you wanted to have a second child before? Now go back and practice, and try to give birth to a one-of-a-kind martial arts prodigy!"
"You kid! Why do you have to ask someone for help with such a thing!" Mother Chen was stunned by her daughter's words, and her face suddenly became quite embarrassed. For a moment, she began to wonder if her daughter was helping her with this kung fu. As a result, Being thought of as trying to get pregnant?
Thinking of this, Mother Chen immediately stopped worrying. She was driven by curiosity and picked up the pile of information on the table. In this era, it is becoming increasingly difficult to understand. There are skills for beauty, there are skills for aphrodisiac, and now there are even preparations for pregnancy and childbirth. Already have the effort...
Wow, this name is quite long!
When Chen Xiyao saw that her mother didn't ask any more questions, she was relieved. She turned around and went straight into the room. She quickly walked to the desk and pressed the power button.
Staring at her old phone, which was usually pretty good but seemed slow now, Chen Xiyao scratched her head frantically. If it weren't for the built-in search engine on her phone that was directly connected to the intranet of the Monster Countermeasures Bureau, she wouldn't be able to hold it back. Come home!
"I'm so angry! You're even telling me a riddle when you're already in front of the hotel! Could it be possible that people from the Countermeasures Bureau are still spying? Why are you so heartbroken? Why don't you want Mi Qing to get into your head... You're already in trouble and you're still following me I said this!"
Chen Xiyao was pacing back and forth, her mind filled with Feng Xue's back when she was running away. She was sure that Feng Xue definitely had no feelings for her! Just kidding, I pushed up my pants when I saw the hotel sign. Can I say I don’t feel it?
"You can't be practicing some boy's skills, right?" Chen Xiyao grinned, feeling like her whole body was going to explode.
"Let me see what this ultimate bladder sword is!" Seeing that the computer was finally turned on, Chen Xiyao sat in front of the screen and quickly opened the browser.
Then……
"boom!"
Chen Xiyao couldn't sit firmly and fell to the ground along with the chair. However, she didn't care about such details at all. Instead, she lay on the ground with her face flushed and muttered——
"Is it so powerful?"
"It will kill people!"
"So it turns out that Mi Qing's entry into the brain is physical?"
"No wonder you have to become a gold medalist..."
"Click!" Suddenly, the door was pushed open, and then Ma Chen's voice came in -
"Yao Yao, what are you doing... Uh, how come you didn't even know you got up after you fell to the ground?"
"No, it's okay!" Chen Xiyao rubbed her face vigorously to make her expression normal, and then said seriously:
"Mom, that Kung Fu is quite difficult to learn, I'll practice with you..."
"No, it's quite simple, almost like yoga..."
"I! Accompany! You! Together! Practice!"
…
"Huh... are young people today so mobile?" Feng Xue wiped the sweat from his forehead after escaping from the Hourly Hotel. Of course, he was not a real high-pressure water jet, nor did he have any permanent ultimate bladder sword. A strange buff like this is, in the final analysis, nothing more than an excuse to refuse.
He is still a bit of a mother-in-law in this aspect. It's not that he is a light-hearted and incompetent male protagonist, but he is more entangled with some extra things.
Although he is not the stereotyped type who insists on talking about each other, there are some things that he is still quite entangled in. For example, the life span theory is an unavoidable hurdle.
Considering this aspect, Jessica is more suitable than Chen Xiyao. Although Chen Xiyao obviously pokes his xp more, Jessica at least has a Libra ghost who can tell the truth.
In a sense, the code name Mo Ju is not an attempt to create a group weird talk with Yanguo characteristics.
However, judging from the current popularity, it is obviously not successful.
"It's swollen! There are still three months until the end of November, so take care of yourself first."
Feng Xue shook his head and returned to his rental house. He took out an illusory object called "The Mouth of the Abyss" and switched himself to sage mode. He returned to the workbench and rolled the dice one by one.
This Chinese Valentine's Day passed without sadness or joy...
Don't drive, don't drive
(End of chapter)
