"Yao Yao! Get up!"
In the early morning, her mother's voice came through the door. Chen Xiyao rubbed her eyes and got up from the bed. After washing herself, she became more awake.
When I came to the restaurant, I saw my father sitting at the main seat watching the news. My mother put breakfast on the dining table, picked up her phone and started to watch short videos.
Chen Xiyao had just taken a bite of her breakfast when she suddenly heard an extremely exaggerated voice coming from her mother's cell phone:
"This Changchun Kung is a technique left by Master Changchun of the Quanzhen Sect. As the name suggests, it is an internal technique that can keep people young forever. Of course, everyone knows that this internal technique must not be practiced casually, in case it goes wrong and becomes a demon. It’s not good for everyone, but everyone who saw this video today is lucky. The Changchun Internet Martial Arts School has officially opened. It doesn’t require 98,000, it doesn’t require 58, it only requires 18,888, and one month of private Take the teachings home, one-on-one professional tutoring, ask for advice at any time, and provide considerate explanations, you..."
"Ahem..." Chen Xiyao coughed twice upon hearing this, put down the fried egg buns she had just bitten, and said speechlessly:
"Why are you starting to care about this? When I asked you before school started, didn't you say you weren't interested?"
Before Chen’s mother could find an excuse, which caused her mood to explode due to the Bluetooth disconnection, Chen’s father watched the news on TV that “Eighteen men from Xijing Police Station destroyed a human trafficking den” and explained without looking back:
"Your mother had a handkerchief and practiced some kind of Jade Toad Secret Code. She looked like she was five or six years younger, so she was tempted. But didn't she reject you before? So I didn't have the nerve to talk to you. Speaking of that Jade Toad, The Toad Secret Code seems to be a project developed by the Fourth Military Medical University. Didn’t you get a recommendation there? Ask your mother to save her from searching online every day..."
"You know! I'm afraid that my daughter owes a favor. She's part of the agency, so she can't act haphazardly!"
Mother Chen glared at Father Chen, then looked at Chen Xiyao and said:
"Don't listen to your father's nonsense, he is only a year or two old!"
"What you said..." Chen Xiyao rolled her eyes, finished the fried steamed buns and soy milk in two mouthfuls, then picked up her schoolbag and said:
"Don't worry about this. I'll bring you a serious set tonight. By the way, Dad, why don't you take the time to practice it? It's better than wolfberry!"
After saying that, without waiting for her father to respond, Chen Xiyao turned around and walked out of the house.
Walking out of the corridor, you can already see sleepy children playing around in the yard. Just like when I was a child, most of the children in the yard were carrying golden hoops. At this time, these children were also carrying inflatable killer whales. The few children carrying other weapons were as aggrieved as the children carrying the nine-tooth rake at that time.
With the corners of her mouth raised slightly, Chen Xiyao walked out of the community and saw the traffic light turn red.
"The disciples of the God of War practiced martial arts in Baotou yesterday, and they actually look like electronic dragons." Chen Xiyao stood next to the lamppost, turned on her phone while the red light was on, and looked at the headlines on the homepage. The corners of her mouth twitched twice, and she was about to complain. "I haven't even condensed my true form," but suddenly I felt a strong wind blowing past me.
Chen Xiyao suddenly raised her head and saw a little brat who looked younger than herself. He took off and took off. After borrowing strength from the railing beside the curb, he put his foot on the roof of a passing car. After borrowing strength a few times, he was done. Jumping to the other side of the road, the air was suddenly filled with [Yanguo swear words] from car drivers who had their roofs stepped on.
"Another naughty kid who started to commit suicide just because he learned Qinggong for a few days. That is to say, the speed at the gate of the community is slow, otherwise he will hit you to death!"
Chen Xiyao was already used to this kind of scene, but not every car owner could bear it. She saw a white Volkswagen suddenly parked on the side of the road, and then she saw the owner in a suit who didn't even open the door. He crawled out of the car window like a snake, and in a few quick steps he caught up with the naughty kid. He grabbed his collar and started calling the traffic control bureau.
The street lights changed color, and Chen Xiyao slowly walked across the road. She could still hear the man in the suit slowly reporting to the traffic management bureau, and the naughty child shouting like he was killing a pig——
"You still dare to report it. The most I can do is criticize the education, but you will get points deducted! Do you understand that you will get deducted points? You don't need your driver's license anymore?"
…
On the other side, Feng Xue and Liu Qi had just finished their morning classes. Looking at the endless grassland, Feng Xue took out a dice and planned to write the "Branched Consciousness 3.72a" just updated yesterday into it, but suddenly heard a burst of music. Rings, that is a very old song...
"Winds and dust rise~~clouds turn into rain and fall~~countless heroes..."
"Hello, hello, who is..."
When she saw the call from her apprentice, Feng Xue suddenly showed an amused smile and stopped what she was doing. Sure enough, at the next moment, Liu Qi, who originally had an expression of "It can't be another harassing call," suddenly I wish I could squat on the ground and answer the phone...
"Mom! What kind of Electronic Dragon Martial Saint? That's a joke! What you said, I'm just traveling! Yes, don't worry, your son won't fight with others or go to the ring!
"What? All you do is kill people and don't perform? What era did that happen? Now is a harmonious society! Harmony! The law doesn't recognize the status of life and death! Martial arts training is about strengthening the body and cultivating one's character, not about killing and killing! Yes, it's true Yes! Doesn’t my sister’s school also offer martial arts classes?
"Here, what bastard introduced you to it? The contract...well, it was indeed written by me, but that's right! Oh my god! Isn't this just to attract readers? Kung Fu is so popular now, I If it is adapted from real events, wouldn't it attract more people to watch?
"I really didn't lie to you! How can I have a daughter-in-law? They all said it was a gimmick! I'm still a school beauty. Your son has graduated a few years ago, and you just look at my face, do you think I can go to high school with you?
"Oh, it's just because there is no such thing that it's true! Look at those who write about love, have any of them actually been in love?
"No, those are not serious people! Yes, don't believe it! By the way, have you changed my practice? Is there anything you don't understand?
"What? It's the document I sent you when you said you were practicing Qi last month! Yes, that's it! Oh, mom, aren't I afraid that you can't understand classical Chinese? Whoever speaks in vernacular can't rely on it. What a joke! Your son is the Electronic Dragon Martial Saint! If I can’t do this, how can you find a reliable one? Ah, it’s not...it’s a joke...it’s not...forget it! In short, that kung fu is real Yes! You and my dad practice hard... By the way! Don't give it to my little sister!
"No way! She's just so old, aren't you afraid that she'll learn to go out and cause trouble? Um... That's it! You'd better watch more carefully. I'm thinking that the school will have to call parents these days... but it won't be a big deal. They are all health-preserving skills..."
…
After a while, Liu Qi hung up the phone with a burnt-out expression. He looked at the master who was looking at the excitement and was a little embarrassed for a moment, but Feng Xue waved his hand indifferently and said:
"There's nothing to be embarrassed about, the electronic dragon is so handsome!"
"..." Liu Qi froze there again. If he had known that a little self-suggestion would have such a big impact, he would never have yelled that famous sentence a few months ago!
(End of chapter)
