, "It's up to you whether you believe it or not, but I can give you a show of return."
Zhou Li took out a traditional cigarette that he didn't know where he came from and said to the registration clerk in front of him with excitement: "It's just a name, why are you so stubborn?"
"The rule of the Three Eastern Courts is that everything must be true."
After taking a look at the traditional cigarette in Zhou Li's hand, the registration officer twitched his lips and said calmly: "At least everything must be true after entering the Third Oriental Court. Therefore, you must register your real name."
Suddenly, Zhou Li's expression became a little uncertain. In fact, these registration officers did not know him. But Zhou Li had to ask in advance if he could use his stage name, which exposed his intention.
Trapped in a cocoon.
Atalona on the side almost had these four words written on her face. She walked up to Zhou Li mockingly, looked at the registration clerk, and said, "My name is Atalona."
"OK."
Without any hesitation or even repeated confirmation, after seeing the confident expression on the face of this beautiful woman with outstanding temperament, the registration staff directly registered Atalona's name on the roster.
"No, just believe it when she says it."
Seeing this, Zhou Li on the side became anxious, "Why doesn't she need a lie detector test or repeated questioning?"
"Then her surname is Atta and you don't care?"
Faced with Zhou Li's unreasonable troubles, the registration staff took a deep breath, suppressed the anger in his heart, and then said to Zhou Li in a calm tone: "Please say your name correctly and calmly."
Hoo
Zhou Lijuan's temper also rose, maybe it was just a simple madness. After taking a deep breath, he said calmly and sincerely: "..."
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"Master of the court, listen to my call."
"I am here."
"Can I change my name?"
"Dalabenba Bedibdobdobiruan, your name cannot be changed."
Looking at the identity plate that read "Dala Ben Ba De Be Di Bu Do Bi Lu Weng" in his hand, Zhou Li squatted on the curb and fell into deep thought.
Why can't I change my bad mouth?
"Don't change it."
Atalona rubbed the long hair of Eluma who was snickering, and said to Zhou Li with a mocking face: "What a good name, we are not conspicuous at all now, it is embarrassing."
"You're pretty clever at playing homophones in Gaia language."
Zhou Li choked back, then sighed and reluctantly put away his identity tag. Activities in the human court require identity tags as proof. If the name tag is lost, you need to go to the local personnel registration office to re-register, much like the identity system on earth.
Of course, the name cannot be changed.
Zhou Li couldn't help but feel happy and sad when he thought that he could only live in the human family with the name of an evil beast like Darabengba Debedibu Dobiruweng. Mainly because he is a fun-loving person, Zhou Li is looking forward to the unique skill of "Say my name and scare you" when he is provoked by some evil boy. However, since this name is relatively rare in areas with more national customs such as human courts, there is a high probability that it will evolve into "Say my name and make you laugh."
It doesn't matter, whoever laughs will kill the other.
After comforting himself from the bottom of his heart, Zhou Li patted the non-existent dust on his body, stood up, and said to Torea who was bored at the side: "There is no need to survey the human court. You will stay with us in a while." Just stay around and act with us.”
"good."
Torea's answer was concise and concise, and she spent most of the time in boredom along the way. After all, there is a goddess who is potentially violent, and there is a brave hero who is a fun-loving person. These two things rarely give her a chance to take action. It was said to be a survey, but in fact Zhou Li saw that she was bored and looking for something to do. After all, when it comes to surveying this world, there can be no one better than Atalona. After all, most people rely on a small see-through to observe their surroundings, but Atalona is different. She directly sees through the whole picture.
Therefore, after being relieved of her position as a detective, Torea still felt a little regretful. After all, she still preferred to stay alone in the trees and watch the strange ecology of the Three Courts. Of course, after entering the human garden, Torea rarely saw such rare and strange beasts, and everyone was still beginning to take on human form.
For Zhou Li and others, going to Beijing is just a temporary place to stay to collect intelligence about human beings. After all, their current tasks are relatively heavy and their time is not abundant. They do not have much time to observe the local customs. Therefore, after figuring out their identities, Zhou Li and others came to the place where they must pass to collect intelligence.
Haha, of course not a pub.
Indeed, in most film and television works, taverns, a place with mixed crowds and informality, are usually the source of intelligence, and many characters will enter the tavern to inquire about information. But the problem is that Zhou Li and the others are different from others. Their composition is more complicated and their strength is outrageous.
The main palace of Shangjing City.
"My dear friend, may I ask who you are..."
Seeing Zhou Li with three beautiful women, each with different beauty, the boy at the door was a little undecided for a moment. He didn't know what this handsome man with a kind smile meant, so he could only ask tentatively: "Yes?" Unjust, false or wrongful conviction?”
"No no no."
Zhou Li shook his head and said without any nonsense, "I just want to pay a visit to the city lord who went to Beijing, that's all."
"this."
Hearing Zhou Li's request, a look of embarrassment suddenly appeared on the boy's face. He did not laugh at Zhou Li's whims, nor did he refuse arbitrarily. He looked thoughtful, then sighed, cupped his hands, and whispered:
"Brother, it's not that there are no visitors in my house. The main reason is that the city lord is in office hours now and he is dealing with government affairs. As you know, Shangjing is a mixed place, and there are different incidents every day. Your Excellency, the city lord It’s also hard to do anything else. So, if you don’t have a guide or introduction, the city lord... can only see you on the 15th of every month, the census day."
"Yo."
Zhou Li didn't feel bad because he couldn't see the city lord. He raised his eyebrows and said with interest: "You are quite polite. Do you want to ask my name?"
"oh?"
The waiter who was waiting for the guests suddenly felt a chill in his heart. He bowed quietly and asked tentatively: "I wonder what the name of this gentleman is..."
The young man, who was afraid that he would make some big shot unhappy, did not see that after Zhou Li said this question about asking for names, several women behind him showed some weird looks. There are expectations, there is ridicule, and there is also some intolerance.
Then, he heard a name that stuck in his mind that he could never forget for the rest of his life.
"Remember, my name is Darabengba Debedibdob Dobiluong."
The boy was stunned.
Then he became stupid.
After a long while, with an expression of confusion and confusion, as well as doubts about life and incomprehensible survival, the boy asked indifferently: "You... what is your name???"
"It's okay. It doesn't matter if you don't remember. I'll just mention it."
After using his own name to shock and puzzle others, Mr. Dalabengba Bedibdob Dobiluong, who was delighted, smiled and patted the boy on the shoulder and said to him: "Anyway, someone will follow me in the future. If you pretend to say that his name is very long, you can use me as an example to refute him, are you awesome or not?"
"Cow...ah...cow?"
The boy was now speechless. With a doubtful expression on his face, he looked at Zhou Li and waved his hand, walking further and further away from those beautiful women. After an unknown amount of time, the boy came back to his senses after being reminded by his fishing colleague.
What did I just experience?
"The power of the Black Emperor is in your hands just to make you go crazy?"
Not far from the city lord's palace, Atalona looked at Zhou Li with a dark look on her face, and asked incomprehensibly: "No, you played tricks on the guard, and then activated the black mist to control the other party. Is there any necessary connection between the two? ?”
"what are you saying?"
Zhou Li handed the black mist back to Eluma who was smiling at the side. He turned his head and said to Atalona matter-of-factly: "There must be an inevitable connection."
"Um?"
Atalona was stunned for a moment, and then asked in confusion: "What is their relationship? That boy's strength is no more than platinum. Isn't it easy for you to control him?"
“The joy of self-entertainment makes me happy both physically and mentally.”
Zhou Li explained what he had done with a serious face, and then in Atalona's shocked and disdainful eyes, he crushed the black sheet in his hand that reflected the figure of the boy, with a crisp shattering sound. There was a sound, and a shadow appeared next to Zhou Li.
Since Zhou Li's enemies are generally powerful beings such as gods and ancient gods, personal strength is not actually too important. For example, Zhou Li was able to defeat the God of Emotions because of Zhou Li's profound knowledge and the layout of Tariq and several generations of czars throughout the centuries. In that war, Zhou Li did not actually fight too fiercely. What they do is to gather all the forces together to fight against the gods.
However, just because you don’t use it doesn’t mean you don’t have it. As a natural disaster, Zhou Li's strength has actually reached the level of a demigod. After all, the promotion principle of the Disaster and Natural Disaster is that the more things you do that go beyond common sense, the more powerful you will gain. You know, Zhou Li directly ordered Yinjue, who still belonged to Tariq Glory, and the God of Emotions, who was the righteous god. This kind of behavior is not beyond common sense, but it is on the forehead of common sense, so that battle brought great benefits to Zhou Li.
Also promoted were Torea and Eluma. Eluma is easier to understand. After all, she and Zhou Li can be said to be the same person now, and Zhou Li already has the full support of three major countries in his name. In a sense, this can be regarded as a different kind of conquest, so Eluma, who usually looks weak and has no fighting ability, is also a demigod professional.
Torea is more abstract. She was promoted to demigod because she gained emotions.
It sounds like Torea's evolution is like the kind of person who after being beaten into a dog in the final battle, thinks of a friend or lover, and then directly gains the power of idealism, gains the beauty of the strength of the bond, and then defeats the enemy in the "power of friendship" Or the fucked-up way to advance in "Love Force." But only she knows...
It really is.
Ah, it can't be said that it's exactly the same. Torea's promotion is actually quite scientific. Torea's power is mainly reflected in the fact that her body structure has reached its peak. A normal person would be overwhelmed by just one profession, but Torea can now control thirty-six different professions like a roll call. Professional power, this reflects the perfect adaptation of artificial people to magic energy.
However, the professional power in this world, that is, magic energy, is not completely magic. In a sense, magic energy also requires the holder's inner strength. Although having no emotions is also a kind of strength, in that case the lower limit is very high and the upper limit is very low. Therefore, at the moment when she gained emotions, Torea's control and tolerance of magic energy directly reached a staggering level, which made her, who was already extremely talented, become a demigod-level professional.
Of course it's useless. Torea did put in a lot of effort when Zhou Li attacked the God of Emotions, but it had nothing to do with her strength, it was mainly her physique and individual characteristics. Just like if you caught a ghost type elf and beat up a fighting type of the same level, can you say that this is not the credit of the ghost type?
At this time, Torrea was already an extremely powerful demigod. It could be said that she could kill randomly at the demigod level, and even cause trouble at the higher god-given level. Zhou Li and Eluma are not that powerful, but their power is a dimensionality reduction blow for most people. After all, the Calamity of Disaster and the Black Emperor don't sound like good things.
"Don't you find it troublesome?"
Atalona frowned slightly and snapped her fingers. Then she looked at the confused boy and another doorman who was also in a daze not far away, and asked Zhou Li on the side: "It's just controlling a few humans, why do you have to avoid it?"
Pointing to the open door and the doorman with yellow eyes who was respectful to her group, Atalona said: "Let's go, the entire City Lord's Mansion is under control and is waiting for us."
This one is even more heavyweight.
Zhou Li sighed, forcing himself to smile with dissatisfaction, but in fact he had already begun to laugh wildly in his heart. After all, if he respectfully asked Atalona to take action, he would inevitably be ridiculed. He might even be too lazy to talk to him and let Zhou Li handle this kind of thing by himself. But if Zhou Li is stupid, Atalona will deliver it to her doorstep.
What's the use of being strong?
You deserve to be deceived if you have no intelligence at all!
(End of chapter)