"Are you awake?"
As if aware of Zhou Li's gaze, Atalona withdrew her gaze fixed on the sky. She looked at Zhou Li who was standing aside and said with a hint of disdain: "Wasting such a long time just to rest, the weakness of human beings is sad."
"uh-huh."
Zhou Li did not attack Atalona with words as usual. He just shrugged and said nothing, which made Atalona feel a little uncomfortable. Just one day of getting along with Atalona has already caused Atalona to suffer from [Brave PTSD]. The specific symptom is that once Zhou Li is not aggressive towards her, she will feel worried.
Again, I'm not afraid that Zhou Li's life will be terrible, but he's afraid that he will suddenly become silent.
But this time, Atalona seemed to realize that Zhou Li was really not in the mood to make things difficult for him. For some reason, looking at the slightly dark forest, Atalona felt an emotion called curiosity in her heart.
She was a little curious about what kind of dream could make a person like Zhou Li, who had a bad life engraved in his bones, feel like he was going to die. Atalona clearly felt that Zhou Li had been active for a period of time when he was sleeping just now. Apparently, he had a dream that caused his emotions to fluctuate violently, and then he entered the Sage's Time after waking up.
"Are you dreaming?"
After a while, her eyes fell on Zhou Li, who was calmly watching Eluma's sleeping face. Atalona asked: "What kind of dream?"
Zhou Li didn't answer. Normally, if Atalona dared to ask him this question, he would definitely say that everyone died suddenly at twelve o'clock in the dream, but now, he was not in such a mood. He still hadn't pulled away from the somewhat ancient dream just now, even if it was a memory from the previous life, it still affected Zhou Li's mood.
He would never forget that all the beautiful and relaxing memories of his previous life were shattered in just two months. Futaba and the Delta Demon invasion took away almost everything Zhou Li had at that time.
"need any help?"
Atalona raised her eyebrows. She looked at Zhou Li who was silent in front of her with interest, and said with a little pride: "No matter what, I am a god who controls the laws of life. If you need help, I will also help you." It’s not that I can’t help you mercifully, after all, no matter what I say, I will let you solve the problems of the Three Eastern Courts in the future.”
"You would do me the greatest favor by keeping your mouth shut."
Zhou Li glanced at Atalona. He had never expected that the goddess of life would be so talkative or talkative. In fact, sometimes it's not that he wants to disgust the other person, the main reason is that the goddess of life can always say the most crazy things in the most unpronounceable manner, which made Zhou Li wonder for a while whether he has had enough of this b*tch this time. She kicked down the illusion. Xie
Of course, there's a good chance it's not an illusion at all.
Rubbing his eyebrows and looking at Atalona who was staring angrily at him, Zhou Li didn't know how to deal with this nervous goddess. Sometimes the other person is as unreasonable as a little girl, but she has a steady and mature side. Of course, the scene where she punches open the forest like a primitive person is still vivid in my mind.
All I can say is that the impact of a god going crazy is really outrageous.
"Zhou Li, you're awake~~"
At this moment, Eluma beside her slowly opened her eyes, and the girl's drawn-out voice after waking up was particularly sweet. She rubbed her eyes, looked at Zhou Li in confusion, and asked softly, "What's wrong? Didn't you sleep well?"
"fine."
Zhou Li looked at the lovely sleepy girl, and the depression and sadness in his heart were completely gone. He smiled and stretched out his hand to rub the girl's long hair, and said softly: "There is still time, you can sleep a little longer. "巷
"I can understand you."
At this time, Atalona's mental problem had obviously recurred again. Looking at Eluma, whose face was as soft as jade, her eyes towards Zhou Li changed. "Even according to the aesthetics of the gods, Eluma is... It’s extremely stunning, who can resist this?”
"Uh-huh."
Several black lines appeared on Zhou Li's head. He twitched the corners of his mouth and ignored the god who was gradually turning into a nymphomaniac. At this moment, a silver light flashed past Zhou Li
, the tights outline a perfect figure, and the white hair and red eyes are particularly dazzling in the dark. Torea put away the spear in her hand and slowly walked out from the side.
"I took advantage of the break to survey."
After putting on the gray robe placed on the branches to cover her dizzy figure, Torea put on her hood and said: "There is a village twelve miles away. It is characterized by terraced rice fields. There should be six There are ten people in the family, but no armed forces have been seen yet.”
"The terraced rice fields should be like human villages."
Zhou Li had crammed in the knowledge of the Three Eastern Courts before, so at this time, he is the person who knows this country best. "Villages in the Renting are generally dedicated to planting and animal husbandry, but what is different from other countries is that The farmers in Dongfang Santing are generally free and wealthy."
Zhou Li put away the portable bed beside him, looked at Xiaobai who was helping Eluma tidy up her long hair, and said, "The monsters in the Three Eastern Courts are engaged in entertainment, the immortals are responsible for various matters related to national security, and the humans are Engaged in trade and production. Therefore, the economic strength of the human race is generally very strong."
After handing the backpack to the "people" born from the calamity, Zhou Li took steps and started walking towards the village that Tolea mentioned. At the same time, he did not forget to educate everyone: "There is generally nothing in the human courts of the Three Eastern Courts." Special etiquette or customs, the words they speak are all common languages, so there is no need to worry about the language problem. We will go to that village to take a look later and find out where the nearest city is."
"Are we going to the city?"
Eluma pulled Zhou Li's sleeve and asked with some confusion: "Do you want supplies?"
"No, it has nothing to do with that."
Zhou Li shook his head and explained: "Our supplies are enough to survive in the complete wilderness for more than ten years. The biggest reason why I want to go to the city is mainly to get in touch with the Immortal Court."
"Fairy Court?"
At this time, Atalona, who was walking with her arms folded and her whole body supported by flowers and leaves, frowned and said with some displeasure: "Why do you have to deal with those people?"
"What, you're unhappy with them?"
Zhou Li looked at Atalona and asked curiously.
"A bunch of self-righteous fools."
Speaking of the Immortals, Atalona was obviously a little angry. She gritted her teeth and said with a hint of anger: "A group of idiots who call themselves immortals always behave in a cool manner every time they hand over their faith to me. Qing Yundan looks as if he is on a bounty mission and doesn't respect us at all."
"Oh."
Zhou Li nodded and said happily: "That's pretty good. Dongfang Santing will give me ten points."
"I've finished the deduction here!"
Atalona became angry and said: "A group of idiots, including you, they are all idiots, hopelessly stupid idiots!"
"To be honest, the third-grade kid downstairs has a richer curse vocabulary than you."
Looking at the incompetent and furious Atalona, Zhou Li sneered with a serious face: "Really, next time you can consider going to a tavern in the countryside to listen to how those mercenaries cursed people. At least they can perfectly describe the genealogy. Combined with entertainment actions, it’s really a curse.”
"you!"
Atalona gritted her teeth and almost punched him, but thinking of her contract with Zhou Li, she could only grit her teeth and swallow her breath. Eluma just watched the two bickering with a smile, and thoughtfully handed Zhou Li drinks from time to time. Torea has been keeping watch nearby and doing her duty conscientiously. Xie
After a while, after the quarrel in which Atalona was completely defeated, the group of people arrived near the village. Just when they were about to enter the village, Zhou Li stopped everyone.
"This time, we entered the Three Eastern Courtyards by infiltrating."
Zhou Li looked at the three gangs in front of him and said seriously: "So, we can't use our real names and identities to act here. Next, we must use false identities."
"From now on, my name is Kojiro and I am a lecturer. My goal is to travel around the world and debate with people to obtain the truth.
And you are the apprentices I took in when I traveled to various countries. "
Zhou Li took out a coarse cassock from his bag and put it on. This was custom-made by him in Tariq. It looked like a cassock, but it was full of scholar's atmosphere. Then, he took out a bright yellow dress and threw it to Atalona.
"I know you are illiterate, so I faked your identity for you."
Zhou Li looked at the surprised Atalona and said, "From now on, you will be called Pinkie. You are a princess from the Mushroom Kingdom. After being captured by the Garlic Bastard, you escaped to me and became my subordinate. Doorman, do you understand?"
Listening to the introduction of this character full of malice and bad taste, Atalona looked at Zhou Li with disgust, but thinking that she really had to listen to him now, she could only agree with difficulty.
"Eluma, from now on, your name is Alua. You are a girl from the southern archipelago country. She has the power of God's choice."
For some reason, when she heard the three words [Aqua] that Zhou Li mistakenly said at the beginning, she inexplicably felt a kind and familiar atmosphere. Of course, she quickly adapted to her identity as Alua.
"As for Torea..."
Zhou Li looked at the girl with white hair and red eyes. After a brief thought, he said with conviction: "Just call me Wang Erya."
?
Torea was stunned. Xie
Not only Torea, but the first person Wang Erya didn't hold back at this sudden sentence was Atalona on the side. As a person with no dignity to speak of, she burst into laughter and almost burst into tears.
This name is like Lao Wang giving birth to three children. The eldest is called Wang Da, the second is called Wang Er, and the third is named [Venice, Yale, Caesar, and the Loch Ness Monster]. It is full of meaning. A sense of dissonance.
"Can I change it?"
"no."
Zhou Li quickly rejected Tolea, then scratched his head and said helplessly: "I can't help it, your white hair and red eyes belong to the Chabi system of these Dongfang Santing people. If I don't give you a name, With a vulgar name, you will waste a long time just dealing with those who pursue you."
"OK."
Torea nodded and accepted her fate of taking on the identity of Wang Erya. Atalona on the side suddenly felt that her name, Pinkie Pie, didn't sound too bad. It was a normal name at least. Xie
"By the way, why did you call me Kojiro?"
Atalona was a little curious. She didn't quite understand why Zhou Li used such a strange-sounding name.
Of course I am playing bad jokes about Earth in a different world~~~
Of course, it was impossible for Zhou Li to say that. He just clasped his hands and said with compassion: "In this Eastern Three Courts where rituals and music have collapsed, only by becoming a wandering lecturer can we save this country. So, I want to spread my advanced ideas while solving the problems of the Three Eastern Courts."
"Advanced thinking?"
Atalona was stunned for a moment. She didn't pay attention to the lower world at all, so she still understood some of Zhou Li's thoughts. "You mean the one where everyone is equal? Forget it, that kind of thing is here. The world doesn’t work.”
"Who said I want to promote equality for all?"
Zhou Li smiled disdainfully.
"well?"
Atalona was stunned for a moment and asked with some confusion: "Then what ideas do you want to promote?"
Thinking of the simple folk custom of the country's literati in the previous life who would fight if they disagreed, Zhou Li smiled slightly and said calmly: "Of course it is [whispering words]"
"ah?"
Everyone was stunned. There are not many homophones in the languages of this world, so they easily heard that Zhou Li was talking about the slang language next to the handle instead of the Analects of Confucius.
"From now on, I am Kongjiro, a martial artist, fighter, educator, representative of public opinion, founder of the Confucian Gang and the first speaker of the Confucian Gang. You can also call me Confucius. The Analects of Confucius was written by me in the seventies. The incense masters of the second hall and the three thousand halls record the words and deeds of Confucius and the incense masters sitting in the hall.
The core idea of the compiled quotations is to convince people with virtue and reason. The core fighting technique of the Confucian Gang is "benevolence", a technique that divides people into two, which embodies the kindness of not leaving pain to the other party. , but also benevolence towards oneself. "巷
After saying a bunch of words that were incomprehensible but too shocking, Zhou Li looked at the confused people and asked kindly: "Do you understand?"
Do you think we seem to understand?
"It's okay. You are all my disciples from now on. You still have a long way to go to learn."
Looking at the horse thieves running towards him with steel ropes and spears not far away, Zhou Li's smile became more kind, "Now, I want to show you the core ideas of the Confucian Gang."
"Convince people with reason."
After finishing speaking, Zhou Li raised his fist as big as a casserole, and with the calamity behind him like a platinum star, he rushed towards the horse thieves. The strength of these horse thieves was no more than silver and gold, so under Zhou Li's posture like a hungry wolf, they were quickly beaten until they cried for their father and mother, and howled all over the place. Soon, these horse thieves fell to their knees, not even daring to raise their heads.
"Erya, record it."
Zhou Li stepped on the back of a horse thief, looked at the stunned Torea, and said, "If you don't learn etiquette, you can't stand up."
"Confucius said: If you don't learn etiquette (to respect me), I will beat you until you can't stand."
Lifting the head of the horse thief leader, Zhou Li grinned and asked kindly, "Do you understand?"
"Nothing polite."
