"I'll fuck your horses!"
One hand was holding Dutch, and the other hand was holding down Arthur. Zhou Li vividly interpreted the word "arrogant and domineering". He stepped on John's chest and shouted sternly: "Are you human beings? How can humans imagine sneaking into the pasture through the excrement of feces?! Who are you? ?Are you still human?!"
There was only embarrassment on Daqi's face, not the slightest dissatisfaction with being lifted up by Zhou Li's neck. Arthur, on the other hand, lay flat and allowed Zhou Li to press him down on the table.
As for John, he wished Zhou Li could step on his face. In fact, when Dutch proposed this plan, John wanted to kick the Western Idea King to death before Zhou Li could.
"Actually, my idea really has scientific basis."
Even though he was brought up, Dutch still chose to defend himself, "Crystals don't need to excrete, and they like to use heat sources to observe their enemies. You know, toilets..."
"Shut the fuck up!"
Zhou Li turned pale and pushed Daqi's face to the floor, which made the idea king unable to continue to express his ideas. Zhou Li looked at Arthur and John who had nothing to do with themselves, with a suspicious expression on his face.
He thought about the first time he met the three of them, John seemed to have a strange smell. He thought again about the things that Dutch said that would not pass the trial, and his expression changed drastically.
"You won't..."
Zhou Li narrowed his eyes, a fierce light suddenly appeared in his eyes.
"never mind."
John sighed helplessly, stepped forward resignedly, and explained to Zhou Li everything that had happened before.
To be honest, John really didn't want to talk about this. Even if he did, this kind of thing would only be dirty and smelly, and would not bring any happiness to the readers. But in the West, a more magical place, this kind of thing is not that serious. After all, no one died.
After listening to John's description, the doubt in Zhou Li's eyes finally disappeared a lot. He breathed a sigh of relief and then said to Dutch, "You can choose to change your mind or shut up."
"The Vanderlyn family will never shut up."
Dutch was inexplicably stubborn on this point, and his "you can kill me, but you can't shut me up" look gave Zhou Li a headache. He threw Dutch aside, and then asked the remaining two people: "I hope you two can make me less desperate about this West and give me some normal advice."
"Actually, I've always had an idea."
Arthur, who was biting his cigarette butt, raised his chin, and then said to Zhou Li: "I see that your army has a knight army. I think we can rush down from the top of the mountain, fight for one round and then run away, and then the rest of us can take advantage of it." When those crystal monsters are chasing us, we rush in, we attack from both sides, what do you think?"
"It's okay, but there are a few omissions."
Zhou Li nodded and admitted that Arthur still had some good ideas. Then, a mysterious smile appeared on his face, "You overlooked something."
"Boy, times have changed."
"Okay, get ready."
Zhou Li threw a brand new pistol to Arthur, then threw a brand new Taric II level magic energy lever rifle to Dutch, and then threw a gun that was more like a small hand cannon to Dutch. John.
"Thank you for your patronage, a total of two thousand gold coins."
Dutch, who was originally very excited about getting a new gun, immediately shrank when he heard the two thousand gold coins, and started mumbling some money-making ideas that left people speechless. Arthur, on the other hand, looked indifferent. Anyway, he had sold himself to the brave man now. Two thousand gold coins were too many lice to be afraid of biting. John fell into deep thought and began to wonder whether Dutch was worth a thousand gold coins.
"Don't worry, I can give you these gold coins anytime."
Zhou Li was generous. After all, Dutch, the weakest among the three, also had platinum-level fighting ability, and Arthur was infinitely closer to a demigod. After all, using a revolver that almost broke on its own to smash the heads of three Jinggui was enough to prove Arthur's ability.
And John and Dutch are not weak either. One of them is good at throwing ropes and setting traps.
A master of lever rifle firepower. According to the normal talent market, the price of hiring these three people for a month would be at least 800 gold coins.
But who is Zhou Li? If you can peel off the skin, you will definitely leave no hair. This time, Zhou Li not only refused to pay, but also made these three people owe him money.
"thank you."
Seeing Da Qi's sincere expression, Zhou Li smiled happily.
There is no shame in lying to a fool.
"By the way, what do you mean when you say times have changed?"
Only then did Arthur realize what Zhou Li meant. He seemed to know something. He shook his head and said, "Don't count on mages either. Jinggui is very immune to magic. Unless you get all Tarik's mages together, you won't be able to hurt them."
"Mage?"
Zhou Li raised his eyebrows, patted his shoulder with a half-smile, and said with a hint of meaning: "Mage has long been out of date."
"ah?"
This time, not only Arthur, but also John, who had always been cold-faced, was surprised. They looked at Zhou Li with puzzled expressions on their faces.
Are even mages lagging behind now?
"Tomorrow at nine o'clock, you will be ready."
Zhou Li waved his hand and said to the three of them: "No need to ride a horse, just follow us."
Speaking of this, Zhou Li thought of something and asked the three of them: "There are no buildings in the ranch that need to be preserved, right?"
"No."
Arthur shook his head, "That place has been almost destroyed by Jingwei a long time ago. If you do whatever you want, Nianxiang will be gone."
"That's good."
Zhou Li's smile was a little weird, making Arthur and others feel a little cold. Looking at Zhou Li's back, Daqi rubbed his chin and murmured to himself.
"Why does it feel like he has some martial arts awakening?"
"This is called having abundant martial virtue."
John's voice on the side was hoarse, "Boss, if you really don't know idioms, you don't have to say it."
"I received your suggestion."
Dutch patted John on the shoulder, with a heavy expression on his face, "But I won't listen."
John was speechless as he looked at Dutch walking away, and Arthur looked at each other and sighed. They didn't know whether it was good or bad to have such a boss.
The next day.
"Ready?"
After having a hearty breakfast, Zhou Li leaned against the stone pillar, turned the little helper in his hand, and looked at the three people walking towards him.
"Um."
Dutch nodded. Wearing a leather jacket, leather trousers, and spiked boots, he was holding a lever rifle and looked like a standard western cowboy. The same goes for Arthur and John on the side. The only difference is that Arthur always has a cigarette in his mouth.
"I'm also ready here."
Zhou Li nodded and looked towards the top of the mountain. At this time, Arthur discovered that Zhou Li's legion was missing one.
"What have you prepared?"
Facing John's inquiry, Zhou Li gave a kind smile, which made everyone feel a little chilly.
"Of course, prepare the truth."
One hundred mortars, ready to go.
