"If you press the heating button and the dehumidification button together when using the washing machine, I will take you to Tariq Third People's Hospital immediately."
Ain hugged his chest and looked down at Aiwei who was squatting in front of the washing machine holding clothes that had been burned by the high temperature. He said with an indifferent face: "The washing machine has six buttons in total, start, shut down, heating, dehumidification, dry cleaning and cleaning. , why can you arrange and combine three different ways for the washing machine to break down for me after using it three times? Are you a genius?"
"maybe."
Ivey sighed, stood up, kicked the magic washing machine, and said angrily: "Why do we have to wash our own clothes? Hotels can do this kind of thing, and we still need to create a laundry room." Wealth is circulating.”
"Do you know how many pieces of clothes are washed in the laundry room in a day? Don't you know how dirty their tools are? Also, don't you know who has washed your clothes so far?"
Facing Ain, who was speaking faster as if he was focusing on a light machine gun, Aiwei suddenly had a bitter look on his face. He immediately raised his hands, stepped back, and begged for mercy: "It was wrong, it was wrong, it was really wrong. I will wash it by myself next time."
"Do you have the time?"
Ain stretched out his hand and flicked Aiwei's forehead slightly hard. His beautiful face was as calm as ever, but there was a hint of helplessness, "You, the dignified president of the Al Chamber of Commerce, waste your time all day long. Are you doing laundry? I want you to learn these things as much as possible. If I am temporarily absent like today, don’t even have clothes for the next day. "
"Actually, I can buy it now."
Ivey muttered something, and then he was defeated under Ain's glare, and said repeatedly: "I will learn!"
"well."
Ain sighed inexplicably. She was not actually blaming Ivy. The main reason was that his record of destroying two washing machines in three days was too outrageous. This made her, who was half personal assistant and half sister, a little tired. . Recently, she and Lin Zi always went to some exhibitions and chambers of commerce to communicate, so they always left Ivy alone at "home". Because the Ivy she took care of before was so good, Ivy’s self-survival ability...
That's a little stronger than Zhou Li.
"fart!"
Facing Aiwei's trouble, Zhou Li took the green grape honey water and the handkerchief with the girl's fragrance that Eluma had prepared for him, and said with disdain: "How can I be a brave man like you? Are you eating so hard that your food is flying?”
Aiwei sneered disdainfully. He looked at the cup in Zhou Li's hand, then at the neatly ironed clothes Zhou Li was wearing, and shook his head meaningfully.
Seeing this, Zhou Li snorted coldly and said nothing. He just moved closer to Eluma who was watching the two bickering with a smile. He leaned on the girl's soft shoulder and raised his chin, very arrogantly.
Oh, Niubi.
Seeing this, Ivey suddenly shrank and chose to disappear. After all, this is a married life of a young couple, so what does this mean to me? The good-for-nothing brother and his all-powerful sister? Shame on you.
Boom, boom, boom.
At this time, there was a knock on the door not far away. Ain, who knew who was knocking, stood up, walked to the door and pushed it open. Sure enough, in the corridor, the blond girl was wiping her wet hair, her pretty face was a little shy, but mostly calm.
"Alyosha, come in."
Seeing the girl in front of him, Ain's face suddenly softened and he welcomed Alyosha into the room.
This girl, with one-half or nine-tenths of Tarik's blood flowing through her body, has always been cheerful and generous. This is one of the reasons why she became the mayor of a town with nothing to the outside world but more than 300,000 sheep to the inside. After entering the room, she openly introduced herself to everyone again, what happened just now, and why she wanted to move in.
"Do you guys have any questions?"
Zhou Li leaned on the sofa, and Eluma beside him looked at the blond girl in front of him with a gentle expression as always. After hearing that she was being followed, Eluma's clear eyes showed pity. And Alyosha also noticed Eluma, after all, here...
Eluma is still the best looking.
"If you don't have any doubts, Alyosha will stay in her room in Ain for a while."
After automatically ignoring Aiwei, Zhou Li looked at everyone, and then asked Ain: "Ain and Kaya, what do you think?"
"Of course I can."
Looking at Alyosha, a rare soft smile appeared on Ain's face, "Alyosha is a very good girl, and she can also accompany me."
"Hey, hey, thank you sister Ain."
Alyosha is about one year younger than Ain, but because Ain's character is very mature, the two unconsciously become sisters when they get along. Alyosha, who is simple-minded, enthusiastic and generous, also likes his sister very much. After all, they are both blond and beautiful girls, so they have some similarities.
"I agree."
Kaya raised her hand, with a little joy on her cute and childish face. After all, she is not very old, but she still likes to be lively. And Alyosha looks a lot like sister Ain, so she agrees very much.
"Actually, I have always had a question."
At this time, Ivey, who seemed to be thinking about something, raised his head and asked Zhou Li seriously: "Old Zhou, do you feel that the ratio of men to women here is seriously imbalanced?"
"Don't you care that Zhou Li didn't mention you at all when he asked for his opinion?"
Azi, who was eating potato chips and watching the show, couldn't help but complain.
And Ivey was also honest, spreading his hands and not hiding his bohemianness, "Do you think my opinion is useful?"
"I appreciate your self-awareness sometimes."
After praising Aiwei, Zhou Li began to think about Aiwei's problem. After a while, he looked at Ivey and nodded solemnly.
"It's really a bit much."
At this time, everyone realized that the ratio of men to women around the hero was indeed seriously imbalanced. So far, Zhou Li's team is: Lin Zi, Ling Hai, Don Quixote, Maeve (who settled in the Duchess's house in Magnum, still belongs to Zhou Li, and keeps in touch), Ain, Aiwei, Aiwei Lei (taking care of some affairs of the El Chamber of Commerce), Kaya, Lin Ling, Tolea and Alyosha. At the same time, there is also a current senior official of Muqi Kingdom who has a close relationship with the Brave Team: Liya Ke.
Of course, Eluma, who is Zhou Li's soul bond level, must also be counted among them. Therefore, the ratio of men to women around Zhou Li has reached an astonishing five to one. And the most important thing is that the women around him are all beautiful with different styles. If this were included in those literary works, Zhou Li would be able to write more than half a million words in terms of emotion alone without any repetition. Even now, there are many people gossiping about Zhou Li with so many beautiful girls around him, and what his intentions are.
Answer, not really.
Yes, Zhou Li is so pure. In his previous life, he defeated the Demon King and cried bitterly, scolding the brave man next door for having fucked several princesses. His words were full of jealousy and envy, and it felt like he wished he could transform into a dark descendant.
But in fact, he never said it at all.
What a joke. In the first half of his life, he spent the first half of his life fighting monsters and leveling up. Then he was pinned to the ground and beaten by monsters. Finally, he dug holes in the wilderness to find monsters. He simply didn't have the energy or ability to do these things. So he just talks about it, but in fact, this guy is a pure lover who loves more purely than anyone else.
Therefore, the reason why he reached a cooperation with Azi and Linghai back then was so that the newly established Goblin Farmhouse would have sufficient funding sources to gain a firm foothold. Ain Ailei was still Zhou Li's competitor back then, but Aiwei later joined voluntarily. Maeve took refuge, while Torea was forced in by her cheap father, and it was not Zhou Li who took the initiative to find her. Kaya, Lin Ling and Liya Ke are extra surprises and come with rewards.
Don Quixote simply had a good relationship in his previous life and was too capable. If he doesn't find one in this life, he will draw cards and not draw from the limited pool.
"It's a lot, but it doesn't matter."
Zhou Li spread his hands and said with an indifferent expression: "To be honest, everyone here has a certain skill. Ain and Azi, Lin Ling's business talent, Don Quixote and Torea's fighting ability, Ling Hai and Kaya’s void abilities, your sister and Maeve’s intelligence collection, and Alyosha’s logistics management and coordination are also among the best, isn’t this great?”
"ah?"
Ivey nodded, very convinced, and then asked the soul question, "What about me?"
"..."
Silence, a long silence.
After a while, looking at Ivey who was obviously a little angry, Zhou Li comforted him:
"It doesn't matter, you are better at backgammon than me."
"You might as well say I eat too much."
Ivey suddenly felt like crying, but it was actually strange. Although Ivey didn't seem to be outstanding in any aspect, he was very capable. His interpersonal and social skills are almost at full level, which makes him quite complementary to his business analyst sister who looks like a monster but has a cold personality.
"By the way, Alyosha, how is your little helper's research going?"
At this time, Zhou Li thought of business. He looked at Alyosha, who was fascinated by the gossip, and asked her: "Is there any progress?"
"Oh, ah, yes."
After recovering from the panic of being suddenly called, Alyosha faced this professional problem. After thinking for a moment, he said to Zhou Li: "When my grandfather designed this pistol, he actually added a lot of hidden runes. and structures. These runes and structures look chaotic, but in fact once they are arranged and combined in a specific way, they can produce many different effects."
Coincidentally, just when Alyosha was talking about the little helper, Torea, Don Quixote and Tia also came back. Just now, the two of them and Eluma helped Torea go to Tia's house to use the sobriety circle to sober up Torea. It took a while to use the magic circle, so Eluma came back first, while Don Quixote and Tia waited for Torreya to sober up.
"Hey, you're back?"
After saying hello, Zhou Li pointed to the sofa beside him and said to Torea and the other two who were in a daze: "Come and listen to the weapons master's explanation."
"I'm not a weapons master, I just want to imitate my grandfather."
Alyosha smiled, and then she took out a thick stack of drawings. When she talked about professional issues, her expression became very solemn, which was in sharp contrast to what she had just said.
"I have researched about three directions now. The first one is to improve the magical structure of the little helper's gun chamber and muzzle position, so that it can fire in quick succession. Although the bullets fired in this way are only four times as powerful as before, Three-thirds, but the rate of fire is increased by about twice. Moreover, the bullet fired in this way has the ability to crush hard materials such as crystal, so it is very suitable for attacking crystal monsters."
"The second direction is to improve the rifling of the Little Helper. After improving the rifling, the Little Helper will shoot spiral bullets. Such bullets will cause great damage to the flesh and will cause non-healable wounds. Once this kind of bullet hits The key points of the place, such as the head, are almost 100% guaranteed to be killed with one hit.”
Pointing to the lines on the drawing, Alyosha proudly introduced: "My grandfather didn't discover this, so I named this rune Cranial Penetrator."
"Amazing."
Zhou Li was somewhat surprised and praised, saying that although the logistics officer in her previous life had shown her knowledge of weapons to a certain extent, she had never introduced her creations with such high spirits as now.
"Actually, I just followed my grandfather's ideas, but I found some differences."
Alyosha said modestly, and then introduced the last modification direction.
"This modification direction is based on the modification model left by my grandfather. This is only possible because of the progress of the modern rune industry."
When introducing the last modification direction, Alyosha had a serious look on his face. She placed the last design drawing in front of everyone. On the drawing above, a modification similar to a clock appeared in front of everyone.
"I call this ability the bullet that steals time."
"A bullet that steals time?"
After hearing the name, everyone was very interested. After all, there is no magic circle or ability in this world that can reverse time, so this "time-stealing bullet" is full of mystery.
"Actually, this has nothing to do with time."
Alyosha shook her head and signaled everyone not to think too much. Then she looked at the magic circle above and explained to everyone:
"The pistol of Little Helper is a magic pistol, but at the same time, it also requires the user to infuse his professional abilities in order to carry out high-intensity shooting."
"However, my grandfather once imagined a rune. This rune can collect the recoil that bursts out the moment the bullet is fired, and then fire it a second time at the fastest speed. Such a high-intensity shot will be fired in a short time An unstable magic energy magnetic field is generated at the muzzle of the gun. As long as this magnetic field can be restrained, six magic energy bullets can be fired in an instant without any cost."
"And the effect of this is no less than a blow from a god-given professional with all his strength, or even..."
"Beyond God's gift."
