"This person's information is out."
After a while, the information about this professional who called himself "Normakonjiro" was delivered to everyone. After seeing the above content, I took a deep breath on the spot.
"Lord of Silver City?!"
Not only the review, but also Mr. Charles on the side was extremely shocked. Because the person on that list was none other than the lord of Silver City, Magnum III’s top dog licker, and Magnum’s deputy minister of finance—Levis.
"How can it be?"
Looking at the name above, Charles waved his hands repeatedly and said in disbelief: "He left the city lord of his own Magnum capital alone and came to our place to be a pervert in tight clothes? This is impossible!"
"That's what we thought at first."
The official in charge of registration smiled bitterly. He looked at the two of them and said helplessly: "What this person gave us is a diplomatic document. It has Levi's name and seal on it. We have verified that all the runes on it are consistent with the anti-theft documents." It’s all true, there are no discrepancies.”
"This this…"
Charles and the reviewer looked at each other, and both could see the other's high degree of shock. After all, there is no doubt about the gold content of the title of City Lord of Silver City. If you make a lot of money every day, it is just looking at Levi's. Now, instead of serving Magnum III, this magnanimous licker comes to Mosk wearing a tights and holding a fake gun to participate in a martial arts meeting?
What kind of international joke is this? He's lost his mind and gone crazy?
"This is definitely not who I am."
Charles put down the information and said firmly: "Unless he stands naked in front of me and takes out this fake penis to dance, I can't believe it is him anyway."
Looking at his old boss who had retired from the battlefield, the reviewer felt a little speechless at his generosity. After a moment, he picked up the information and said with a headache: "There are two questions now. The first is whether the weapons will allow him to pass the trial. The second is to verify the identity of this person."
"Don't think about the previous issues. It will definitely not pass the trial."
Charles said decisively: "If we really give him a trial, our martial arts conference can become an entertainment for people all over the world. No matter how we hold martial arts conferences in the future, they will use this fake rape incident as an excuse." Go up there and laugh at us crazily. Moreover, this magical video cannot be broadcast. If it is broadcast, we and the video department will be eternal sinners and have to apologize."
"What about his identity?"
Now, the thorny issue has changed from failing to pass the trial to the issue of identity. When he said this, Charles also fell silent. After all, there were too many doubts and conflicts in this matter.
The simplest truth is that if someone can steal the most important diplomatic documents from the home of the heavily guarded Silver City lord. Obviously this certificate will bring a lot of positive income, and it can even make Levi's miserable in a short time. After all, Yingnan will definitely be happy to get such a powerful weapon. But why did he travel thousands of miles to a neighboring country with a fake gun and tights to participate in a martial arts meeting? What is he planning? What does he want?
Tu Yile? Be happy?
How can it be?
So, after sorting out a lot of obviously wrong answers, a terrifying correct answer emerged in their minds.
Levi's may really be a pervert.
"How about I go test it out?"
The reviewer looked at Charles hesitantly and asked softly: "Should I ask someone to take a look at the border entry and exit records, and then call back to visit this person and accurately verify his identity?"
"good."
Charles nodded, and then hurriedly reminded: "Just use the reason that his weapons failed to pass the test to dial his communicator, put it on speakerphone, and I will listen."
"no problem."
The reviewer nodded and immediately began to arrange the matter. Soon, the border entry and exit records appeared in their hands, and Levi's name clearly appeared in a column for a private airship. And all the expenses for that luxurious private airship were made through the Magnum account.
It’s broken, it seems like it’s really Levi’s.
The two of them remained silent in the face of this horrific fact. Anyone who knows something about Magnum doesn’t know that Levi’s is Magnum’s number one real dragon and big licking dog. As long as it was the order of Magnum III, he was eager to complete the mission in a spiral swoop. Not to mention the disobedience to Magnum III, there is not even a piece of information about the dispute between the two, or even the unilateral dissatisfaction of Magnum III, which is enough to prove how terrifying this Levi is.
Swallowing nervously, the reviewer picked up the official communicator and broadcast the number left by "Levis". After a brief beeping sound, the communication was answered.
"Hello? Who is this?"
A calm and proud voice sounded. The reviewer was suddenly shocked, then looked at Charles, gestured and said to the other end of the phone:
"Hello, this is the official communication of the Mosk Fighting Club, and I am the staff member responsible for reviewing it."
As soon as he heard this sentence, a laugh suddenly came from the other side of the communicator, and then Wei and Charles vaguely heard from the other side such as "Tariq is also involved in telecommunications fraud?" "It seems that the prefix of the martial arts club is Mosk" Wait for the rustling sound. Soon, they heard each other's voices.
"What? Is something wrong?"
Some vicissitudes of life, but also with the majesty of a superior, completely in line with Levi's image. The reviewer took a deep breath, held on to his nerves, and said to Levis:
"Hello, I am the chief reviewer of the Mosk First Martial Arts Association. You can call me Amu. I am here to talk to you about your weapon review. Do you have free time now? ?"
"have."
A short and powerful answer came out. The reviewer maintained a high degree of mental concentration. After thinking for a moment, he said:
"I'm sorry, your weapon registration did not pass the review. The reason is that the appearance of this weapon is not suitable for display, and it is suggestive to a certain extent. We hope that you can change the weapon and conduct a second review."
"Why can't it be shown?"
There was no anger or rebuke. Levis maintained the demeanor of an upper class person and asked calmly: "As far as I know, the Amherst Church in England and South believes in reproductive organs, because it represents human reproduction and is a sacred thing. Inviolable rights. In England, the Amherst Church is recognized as an orthodox church and has the right to preach. But now you ban the church’s holy relics from entering the battlefield. Isn’t this a form of discrimination?”
Damn it, is there such a boxing technique?
The reviewer and Charles looked at each other in confusion. It was obvious that they had never seen a person who refuted from this perspective, which also strengthened their determination of the identity of Levis on the other end of the phone. The review stabilized his mind, and after thinking for a moment, he said to Levis:
"Sorry, this church has never been registered in our country and is not a regular church. And your...weapon is not considered to be a weapon. We are sorry, but we cannot pass the review for you."
"In this way, I will let you pick up any weapon, and I will use this, and we will have a formal duel. As the saying goes, true knowledge comes from practice. If you say that it does not have the effect of a weapon, then we will conduct an experiment. Let’s see if he can hit the enemy.”
If I get whipped by you with this toy, I will kill myself, really.
Suppressing the desire to complain, the examiner forced a smile and said to Zhou Li: "I'm sorry, this really can't pass the review. This is a higher-level regulation. Even if you ask me, I can't give you specific regulations."
"Okay, I won't embarrass you."
The person on the other side pondered for a moment, and then said to the reviewer: "In this way, I can camouflage the weapon to a certain extent. What do you think?"
"camouflage?"
The reviewer frowned, but if the appearance was disguised, the toy wouldn't be very lethal. However, to be on the safe side, he still asked: "How are you going to disguise it?"
"Use a camouflage circle to create a mosaic."
Oh, it's even more disgusting.
"This is really against the rules, I'm really sorry."
"Then you have to tell me what's wrong with the rules."
Levis did not flinch and asked directly: "Do you look down on me, Levis? I, a dignified Magnum government official, have traveled thousands of miles to experience the customs and customs of your country. I want to participate in fighting competitions, but you are obstructing me in every possible way. Why is this?" Careful?"
"Are you Mr. Levis?"
At this moment, he examined Fu Zhi's soul, and the wisdom of thousands of harmonious armies poured into his mind. He closed his eyes, took over the conversation and asked Levis: "I'm sorry, we didn't confirm your identity in advance. Here, any foreigner needs to confirm his identity. Can you please confirm your identity online?" "
"Can."
Levis answered decisively, thought for a moment, and then asked him:
"What is your diplomatic ID number?"
"One, four, five, one, four, three, six, nine, seven."
"Correct answer."
After flipping through the information, the reviewer continued to ask: "Please answer your name, age, and address."
"Levis, age 49, lives in 1-1, Xiangyun Villa, No. 1 Street, Silver City."
"Correct answer."
The speed and accuracy of this series of answers are extremely high, without any stuttering or hesitation, and they are all in one go. They are more like themselves than I am. At this time, the reviewer and Charles had completely determined that this person was Levis. The reviewer pondered for a moment and asked the last question:
"What is your specific strength?"
"platinum."
The answer without hesitation convinced the reviewer and Charles that this person was Levi's. This question seems to be a simple one, but in fact it contains a trap.
If they were pretenders, they would never know that the seemingly powerful Levi was actually a platinum-level professional. Even if they knew this, they would not know that Levi's official files were written as gold level. Because Levis has been hiding his strength, this has helped him a lot.
"Okay, Mr. Levis, if you really want to use this weapon, please allow us to perform certain post-processing when playing it on the communicator. It may affect your image. What is your choice?"
"Okay, just deal with it."
Zhou Li, no, Levi agreed immediately. Anyway, people who indirectly watched his actions would not provide the energy for disasters. It was a pity that Levi could not shine.
"Well, I wish you a happy life."
The communicator was turned off and the busy tone kept ringing. There was a long silence in the office.
Now, there's good news and bad news.
The good news is that they can use special means to perform post-processing to prevent such weird-looking weapons from appearing on the screens of the general public.
The bad news is that contestants may not be able to avoid this terrifying weapon.
"Hopefully, he'll at least put a mosaic on it."
Charles patted the reviewer on the shoulder and said with emotion: "There is no way, no one would have thought of this. No one would have thought that the Lord of Silver City would travel thousands of miles to a foreign country to become a pervert. Forget it, everyone has some special quirks."
"Levi's intention is for us to conceal his identity. Also, even if he has a special hobby, he can't be known to others."
The reviewer wiped his face and his voice was trembling: "It's just a shame for those fighters..."
"Holy shit!"
At this time, Charles suddenly screamed strangely. Looking at the puzzled reviewer, Charles said to the reviewer with a frightened expression: "Will Princess Tia participate in this competition?"
Upon hearing this, the old face of the reviewer suddenly turned pale, his teeth chattered, and he quickly took the information aside and started searching. After a while, he lowered his arms and said with despair: "Now there is one bad news and another bad news."
Before Charles could speak, the reviewer began to speak on his own:
"The bad news is that Princess Tia did not use her ticket from the previous championship."
"Isn't this good news?"
Charles asked in confusion: "Princess Tia didn't use the ticket, didn't she just not want to participate?"
"Another bad news is that Princess Tia did not use the championship ticket, but chose to start from scratch. In other words, she will encounter Levi's in the first game."
broken.
Everything is broken.
I have already begun to imagine that when the noble princess is preparing to shine on the ring in high spirits, a pervert wearing tight clothes and holding an indescribable object slowly walks onto the stage. Both the reviewer and Levis felt the word despair sincerely. They looked at each other and smiled, a smile of bitterness and despair.
"No, change the Levi's team to gold!"
Charles slapped the table and said fiercely: "We can't let the princess meet him in the first round, it will cause a diplomatic accident! I don't want to see Magnum and Tarik go to war, at least not a war caused by our part! "
"Okay, I'll change it immediately."
Anyway, Levi's is gold in the official information, so there is no problem in grouping them like this.
"Absolutely, absolutely, never let the princess meet this perverted city lord in the first round, absolutely!"
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"hiss…"
Zhou Li, who was rocking a rocking chair at home, looked at the bright moon outside the window and kept thinking in his mind. He always felt that he had forgotten something.
what is it then?
