Goblin opened a farmhouse?
It's really a big joke that makes the world laugh, and it makes the world laugh.
Do they know what a farmhouse is?
We can't tell the difference.
"Farmhouse...what is it?"
Ah Zi turned her head and asked Ling Hai with a confused look on her face. Even though she traveled around with caravans on weekdays, she had never seen such a strange word.
"Countryside, family, happiness?"
Linghai rubbed his chin and said with some uncertainty: "Looking at the description, it seems to be a building similar to a transit station, but I really don't know what a farmhouse is."
Seeing that Linghai couldn't figure out the meaning of these three words, Azi stopped exploring. Instead, she ordered someone to pull out the strange combination of wooden sticks and began to study the contents on the plaque. After seeing all the various Goblin services, Azi, who has a keen sense of smell, immediately realized that if Goblins really wanted to provide such services, this would definitely be a huge business opportunity.
Linghai on the side was studying the above content simply because she had a mission, and the content on the wooden sign could allow her to obtain a certain amount of information. As for the long list of various services, Linghai didn't pay too much attention. But when she looked at Ah Zi and was about to say goodbye, Ah Zi also looked at her.
"Xiaohai, are you going to visit the Goblins?"
"Huh?" Linghai was stunned for a moment, then nodded, "Yes, explore the information."
"I'll go with you too."
Ah Zi asked his men to place the wooden sign on the carriage, and after instructing the convoy to change its route, like a kitten ready to steal something, he approached Ling Hai, who looked surprised, and said softly, "I'm in the morning," trembling with his feet. No matter how dark you are, wouldn't it be better~~"
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"Opening today?"
Under the brand-new Goblin Gate, Eluma, who was wearing a blue and gold robe, clasped her hands, leaned over to Zhou Li and asked in a low voice: "Will there be any guests coming?"
"have no idea."
Zhou Li, who stood with his hands behind his back and a mask on his face, shook his head and said in a calm tone: "Small advertisements, handing out leaflets, and pretending to be adventurers and bragging in taverns. All these methods require money. I sorted out the goblins before. The few silver coins we had during the tribe have all been spent, and there is no money for advertising. Now we can only pray that the wooden sign will work."
Speaking of this wooden sign, the expression on Eluma's face was a little wonderful. In fact, there was originally a beacon inserted in that place to guide the direction, but under Zhou Li's guidance, the three goblins worked together to remove the beacon, put on the beacon and forced it together. "guiding sign". This obvious illegal behavior made Eluma a little embarrassed, but fortunately, she had been staying in the Goblin camp, no, Goblin farmhouse recently, and she had no need for social interaction.
Otherwise, the incident of "the girl from the demigod's family sneaking into the street light in the middle of the night" would be enough to make her socially extinct.
"So, what have we been doing this month~"
It seemed like a complaint, but more of a bit strange and emotional. Eluma leaned on the pillar of the gate, looking at the Goblin tribe behind her that had undergone earth-shaking changes, and spoke softly:
“Building toilets, tidying up houses, repaving roads, what are we doing all this for?”
Yes, for more than a month, Zhou Li and Eluma, along with the goblins and slimes, completely renovated the entire tribe. He ordered all the goblins to rebuild their thatched houses and use the large trees around them to build wooden houses. At the same time, Zhou Li forced Goblins to build a toilet for every three houses, and it was forbidden to spit or do dirty things. Although this group of goblins complained quite a lot at first, after those goblins who listened to Zhou Li's words were rewarded with neat common clothes and an increase in intelligence level by one -
The Goblin tribe has a new look.
Of course, the biggest contributor to the Goblin tribe being able to rebuild so quickly was actually the slimes.
Slime glue that can directly bond wood firmly, and its high strength and corrosiveness can directly flatten the road. With these two points, without the help of slime, Zhou Li wants to destroy his brother within a month. The renovation of the Bryn tribe is a fantasy. What made Zhou Li even more happy was that Slime's price for this month's labor was astonishing.
"Ten grams of glitter dust for one slime?"
Du Lulu on the side blew blue bubbles and nodded solemnly: "You can't lower the price, Mr. Brave. My people have been working very hard this month, and this is not something that I, a jelly, can control. matter."
Hearing this, Zhou Li and Eluma beside him were shocked. Not because the price is too high, but because the price of slime is so shockingly low.
At this time, we need to introduce the economic system of this world. One copper coin is roughly the purchasing power of one yuan in Zhou Li's original world. One silver coin can be exchanged for one thousand copper coins. One gold coin can be exchanged for ten silver coins.
Zhou Li once complained that the person who made this plan should be pulled out and shot for such a retarded exchange ratio. But now, he still thinks so.
Then the price of the "glitter dust" mentioned by Slime just now, even if you buy high-grade dust at the highest price in the market, it is only ten coppers and five hundred grams. The slime army that helped Zhou Li this time consisted of about 450 slimes, so Zhou Li only had to pay less than one hundred copper coins.
Does this count as money?
Thinking of the lowest price of 100 copper for the services he would carry out in the future, Zhou Li suddenly felt the joy of a good harvest. But he did not agree quickly. Instead, he asked the King of Slime: "Can I take the liberty to ask, does glitter dust have any particularly high value to you?"
"Of course."
Upon hearing this, Gululu jumped down from the wooden pier on the side. Then, under Eluma's horrified look, the blue jelly expanded outwards, and a blue "person" with no facial features appeared in front of the two of them.
"In addition to allowing us to glow at night, glitter dust also allows us to use our transformation abilities without scruples. And glitter dust is a rare delicacy for us. Most slimes like to eat rocks. Sprinkle some dust on it every now and then.”
After Gululu finished explaining, Zhou Li thought about it and put forward another opinion.
"Mr. Gululu, I need to correct you." Zhou Li took a deep breath, paused for a moment and said to him: "The price of glitter dust is actually very low. The price of ten grams of dust for one slime is really too low."
"Oh?"
Gululu, who transformed into a "human", simulated two eyebrows on his flat face and adjusted them to show his surprise, "You don't need to tell me this kind of thing at all, or should I say, you are worthy of being a brave man." ?”
At this time, Gululu's tone became much kinder, and the relationship had changed from a pure interest relationship to a good one. Zhou Li, on the other hand, had an inscrutable look on his face. Eluma looked at Zhou Li happily, happy that Zhou Li still had a kind heart.
"Integrity is the basis, this is my creed." After solemnly saying this, Zhou Li renewed the conditions for dismissal: "Let's do this, I feel that a simple stroke of glitter dust is not enough to repay Slime. It is for their help to us. From now on, any slime in the slime group can come to me to receive ten grams of glitter dust every month. And if you make any contribution to Goblin Farmhouse in the future, we will All will increase dust supply.”
After saying that, in front of Gululu, who had simulated eyes and acted incredible, Zhou Li solemnly swore: "This policy will continue until my death. I swear in the name of a brave man."
After Zhou Li finished speaking, he took out the Brave Exclusive from his waist, flipped out a page and tore it off with a snap. The oath had already been engraved on it, and he was just waiting for Gululu to sign his soul mark. Gululu silently stared at the piece of paper with the power to bind the soul, lost in thought.
"no."
Gululu raised his head and said seriously: "Although the slime clan is weak, it is not without dignity. Our gods have taught us that all rewards must be exchanged for labor, so this contract needs to be changed."
Gululu stretched out his hand and gently covered it with the paper. With a burst of warm blue light, the text on the paper twisted like a bug. Soon, the content was changed.
"Except for the free supply in the first year, slimes must labor to obtain glitter dust the rest of the time."
Looking at the changed regulations, a hint of tenderness flashed across Zhou Li's face. He raised his head, and the slime looked at each other and smiled.
“A pleasure to work with.”
“A pleasure to work with.”
"No!!! He is a devil!!!!"
The look of relief on Eluma's face had long since disappeared. She stretched out her hand and opened her mouth, but said nothing. Just when Zhou Li, who was like a saint just now, took out the exclusive card for the brave, Eluma suddenly became enlightened and a chill filled her heart. Only then did she realize that Zhou Li was providing glitter dust to slimes out of kindness!
Those are all traps set by taking advantage of the weaknesses of human nature! ! !
here we go again! The evil of sustainability is fishing in the lake!
Although I don’t know why Zhou Li can be sure that Slime will not accept the first version of the contract, it is obvious that the cute, innocent and kind-hearted Slime King in his original form has been played by Zhou Li. A monthly salary of less than one copper coin is even more sinister than a slave owner! ! !
However, Zhou Li didn't give her a chance to speak at all. Taking advantage of this moment, Zhou Li and Du Lulu hooked up and began to talk about the future cooperative relationship between the two races. Looking at the backs of Zhou Li and Gulu, a familiar feeling came to Eluma's heart. She suddenly froze in place, with a speechless halo flashing in her eyes.
"Huh?" After a while, Eluma slowly stretched out her hand and covered her forehead. She didn't know why, but she suddenly felt like crying. She looked at Zhou Li's retreating figure and whispered softly involuntarily:
"Why are you knocking me on the head?"
"Let's go, why are you stunned?!"
Suddenly, Zhou Li's voice woke up Eluma from her trance. Zhou Li, who was not far away, waved to her and stood there waiting for her. Eluma blinked, and an inexplicable emotion came to her mind. She nodded towards Zhou Li and walked briskly towards Zhou Li who was not far away.
At night, in the wooden house built by Zhou Li and Eluma, they greeted each other and entered their rooms respectively. When approaching the room, Eluma suddenly spoke and asked Zhou Li with some confusion:
"Why..." She looked at Zhou Li, her jewel-like eyes slightly dimmed in the candlelight: "Are you sure that Gululu will not agree to the first version of the contract?"
Hearing Eluma's question, Zhou Li thought for a while, then he leaned back slightly and said with a smile: "I said I have known him for a long time, do you believe it?"
While Eluma was stunned, Zhou Li stretched himself into the room and closed the door.
Sitting on the bed, Zhou Li looked at the half-circle moon outside the window, thinking of seeing Gululu's transformed appearance during the day, and a complicated smile appeared on his face.
Zhou Li has known Gululu and his tribe for a long time.
In that righteous massacre, he was the only race that was allowed to surrender but still wielded a sword against him. Of course, he could not forget it.
