Chapter 3 Retarded Goblin

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"Did you really forget something?"

Looking at Eluma with a happy face in front of him, as eager to leave the God Realm as a primary school student going on an outing, Zhou Li was completely unmoved. He crossed his arms and kept asking repeatedly: "Did you forget something?"

"Forehead……"

Eluma, who had a brain reaction after being asked many times, seemed to remember something. She craned her neck and looked around the space. When her eyes stopped at the sign that read "Don't forget to cheat" hanging behind Zhou Li. When she looked at the note in the mirror, a blush appeared on Eluma's face.

"Sorry, I forgot to optimize my talent."

After lowering her head and apologizing, Eluma ran all the way to the mirror. She crouched behind the huge mirror and muttered for a long time. After a while, she waved to Zhou Li:

"Mr. Zhou Li, if you look directly in this mirror later, you will be able to optimize your talent."

After discovering that she really couldn't move the mirror, Eluma put her hands on her hips and gasped twice. Then she gave way and signaled Zhou Li to go to the mirror. Zhou Li didn't say much, walked straight to the mirror, and then stood still.

"Talent optimization is generally divided into two steps." Eluma leaned down and turned on a switch behind the mirror. Then along with a burst of elegant music, a panel-like thing appeared on the mirror. Zhou Li stepped forward and clicked on the panel.

(Zhou Li——Race: Brave)

Zhou Li looked at it and found that there were no standard elements such as intelligence, strength, and agility. There are only two areas, one with inherent talents and one with divine talents.

"Wow, Mr. Zhou Li, you have four inherent talents. This is rare!"

Seeing the four text boxes of different colors in the area, Eluma read one by one with some surprise:

“Master of crowd demagogue, wordsmith, cultural blaster, social engineering master…”

The more she thought about it, the softer Eluma's voice became, and her face became more solemn. She began to feel something was wrong, because according to the cases of her predecessors, the initial talents of the brave should generally be talents full of justice such as "Heart of the Brave" and "Seven Justices". However, the more she looked at Zhou Li's talents, the more she felt frightened. .

"It seems that if the spiritual seeds were not planted, my talent could not be the so-called seven virtues of the heart." Zhou Li, who was secretly thinking in his mind, raised a smile on his lips. Compared with the seven virtues that could enhance his power in the past, Zhou Li In other words, he prefers these talents now.

“Isn’t this right!!!”

However, Eluma on the side had a devastated look on her face at this moment. She pointed at the words that could be shot and killed without interrogation if she pulled them out, and asked Zhou Li with a blank expression: "Is this a talent that a brave man should have? ?”

Zhou Li pondered for a moment, then he pointed to the Divine Grace talent below and changed the subject very forcefully: "How many times can I draw this?"

"You can only draw once, choose three out of ten." Subconsciously, Eluma answered Zhou Li's question. Then she suddenly realized that Zhou Li was changing the subject. Before she could ask, Zhou Li had already pressed the draw button. .

"Wow, Mr. Brave is very lucky."

His attention was completely attracted by the ten talents above. Eluma said to Zhou Li in surprise: "Have a righteous heart! A righteous heart! This is an extremely rare soul talent. Mr. Zhou Li, you must choose it!" "

A righteous heart, an unyielding soul, and a reverent temperament.

Looking at these three talents that had lasted throughout his life in his previous life, Zhou Li narrowed his eyes slightly and his brain was working rapidly. Then, Zhou Li chose three talents with Eluma's collapsed look on his face.

"Trap Expert: Your use of traps is comparable to that of a god."

"Explosives Expert: Big bang!"

“Animal Friends: Animals are very friendly to you and you understand their language.”

"What's the use of this!?!"

Eluma fell limply to the ground, and said to Zhou Li with no tears in her eyes: "How can we carry out a crusade against World of Warcraft? There are no talents that can increase combat effectiveness except trap expert."

"Who said that a brave man must conquer monsters?" Zhou Li looked at Eluma strangely, very confused.

"Join the Adventurer's Guild, make powerful teammates, then defeat the monsters, get rewards, increase your strength, and finally defeat the Demon King. Isn't this what a brave person should be?"

"oh?"

Zhou Li raised his eyebrows, then he silently walked towards the door leading to another world, then kicked it up and entered a brand new world.

Eluma stood on the boulder, looking at the boundless wilderness below her feet, her blue eyes filled with excitement. Her right hand gently drew an arc in the air, and a streak of water appeared out of thin air and began to fly around Eluma like a butterfly. Although most of the power in her bloodline is related to speed, she is still very good at basic water spirit communication.

Zhou Li ignored the village girl on the side, but put a piece of white paper on his knees, frowning and observing something carefully. After a while, Eluma, who was enjoying herself a little bored, came over and looked at the white paper.

"Huh?" Eluma looked at it for a moment and turned around in surprise and asked Xiang Zhouli: "Where did you get the map?"

"This was torn off." Zhou Li took out something from his waist and threw it to Eluma without raising his head. Eluma took the item, and the gold-plated words "Exclusively for the Brave" proved its identity.

"well?!!!"

Eluma raised her head in surprise, her voice rising one decibel unconsciously, "Didn't you throw it away?!"

"How is it possible?" Zhou Li wrote and drew on the paper again and again, lowering his head and replied: "How could I throw it away so quickly before draining its remaining value?"

"But..." Looking at the huge footprints on the cover, Eluma hesitantly rinsed the book containing the power of the twelve gods with water, and then tried to open it. When she found that she could not open it anyway. After opening this book, a look of doubt appeared on his face, "Doesn't this book need to be activated with a spiritual source and fed with spiritual power to activate it?"

"Ha." After hearing this, Zhou Li raised his head, sneered and took the book. Looking at the cheat book that had been used throughout his career as a brave man, Zhou Li said word by word: "Come, sing to me. A song."

As Eluma watched in horror, Brave Exclusive opened his book after a moment of silence, then he tore off a page of paper filled with lyrics and threw it to Eluma, and then collapsed in Zhou Li's hand.

"He said he was just a book without a mouth and wanted you to sing."

Zhou Li did not embarrass the book. After casually throwing the book to Eluma, he stood up and put the white paper back into his pocket.

"Have you found your destination?"

Eluma put her hands behind her back, leaned against Zhou Li with a smile, and said to him with a little pride in her voice: "I know some places that are more suitable for novice heroes, do you want me to take you there?"

"Yunniu Village?"

Zhou Li looked at Eluma, whose face was frozen, and then slowly took a few steps back. He said without any hesitation: "There is only one brass-level weapon in that place, so there is no need."

"Oh?" After hearing this, Eluma felt that she should show off her knowledge now. She cleared her throat and said righteously: "This is wrong, Mr. Brave, we are now following the laws of magic spirits. Judging from the level classification, the two of us together are only at the Black Iron level, which is three hundred spiritual power points."

At this point, Eluma also added: "I am two hundred and ninety-nine, you are one."

Let's put the two together and kill them randomly.

Looking at Eluma with a proud face and wrinkled little nose, Zhou Li remembered that when they were about to fight the Demon King, Eluma, who had three hundred spiritual power points, and himself, who had one hundred and sixty thousand, stood shoulder to shoulder and pointed. Talking about the demon territory not far away. When he thought of this, Zhou Li chuckled, and then struck Eluma directly from his dream of random killings with a strike of his knife.

"The monster in the infested land in that place is a brass-level bull monster. Think about it again."

In his previous life, Zhou Li was tricked by Eluma's guidance. Zhou Li and Gaga, who barely learned a few magical skills from books and reached a score of fifty, killed Eluma randomly when they came to Ganniu Village, thinking that there were only black iron and colorless monsters here. A kind-faced, twelve-foot-tall tauren sent his blessings to the two of them, almost causing them to start their lives over again.

Later, under Zhou Li's investigation, they learned how to deal with the tauren. Then there was the happy news of working to make money and buying a good sword from the village. Zhou Li, who had been cheated out of money but had no idea about it, killed the tauren with one sword. Then, they made a surprise discovery.

The entry for the village's good sword is "it can only kill oxen".

In the end, Zhou Li sold the Cunhao Sword and the materials that were completely destroyed by the Cunhao Sword's special effects to the city-state on the side for a total of 1 silver.

The final statistical gain is 0.

"Ah?" Eluma opened her mouth slightly and said casually: "Let's forget it, we don't seem to be able to defeat the brass-level monsters."

"It's true that we can't go, but it's not because of the brass monster." Zhou Li hung up the Brave Exclusive, then stood up, looked in a certain direction and started to move forward.

"There is only one brass monster in that place, and the profit is too little."

"ah?!!!"

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"Mr. Brave, what are we doing here?"

Eluma hid behind Zhou Li. She looked at the ghostly and twisted Twilight Tree all around, and her voice was slightly trembling: "We...we don't have bronze level strength together, why do we come to this place? ?”

In this world, the level of strength is determined by the color of the soul of the extraordinary. The color of ordinary people's souls is mostly turbid and colorless, but after stepping into the realm of transcendent, they will evaluate their own strength in eight levels: "black iron, bronze, silver, gold, platinum, bright, holy, and god-given".

In the Twilight Forest, even the most peripheral mentally retarded goblins possess bronze-level power.

"Let me ask you, what do we lack now?"

Zhou Li did not answer directly, but asked Eluma a question.

"Lack of a good weapon, lack of excellent partners, lack of... lack of high-level training methods."

Glancing at the Brave Exclusive that Zhou Li casually hung around his waist, Eluma listed these three things that she felt were top priorities. However, Zhou Li shook his head and said to her:

"Wrong, all wrong. There is only one thing we are missing."

Zhou Li took off the brave man's jacket from his waist, opened it with all his strength, and tore off a page. He looked at the words "Proficient in Goblin Language" that shone brightly on it, and nodded with satisfaction.

"Lack of money."

"well?"

Facing the confused Eluma on the side, Zhou Li patiently explained: "You don't need to know so much, your brain is not full, so don't think too much."

"oh oh."

Inexplicably, although Zhou Li seemed very abnormal from the beginning, and his various unpredictable and prophetic actions made him look very strange, Eluma could not have any doubts in her heart. On the contrary, she could always find Zhou Li in the dark. Find a sense of peace of mind from Li.

The two then gradually walked towards the east side of the Twilight Forest. As they walked, information about the Twilight Forest emerged in Eluma's mind.

Dusk Forest is said to be a forest, but it is actually the lowest level of a tower. The tower was built by ancient civilization, and it contains the well of spiritual power that has been corroded-Canglan. When the Blue Well was corrupted by demons, countless evil spirits and monsters representing disasters spawned in this land. The location of the Twilight Forest is the terminal where the magic power flowing throughout the Blue Well reaches. Since the magic power will be lost during the flow, the degree of corrosion of the magic beasts in the Twilight Forest is not deep, and most of them remain intact. Habits during life.

Because of this, Twilight Forest is known as "the best novice dungeon for mainlanders" and is an area that countless adventurers and free extraordinary people are fascinated by. However, this is not the case in the area east of Dusk Forest.

The reason is simple. The main residents on the east side of Dusk Forest are mentally retarded goblins.

That's right, a goblin with gray skin, a short stature, a grinning face, and a black iron-level monster that makes people hate each other.

No oil, no magic, no materials, no treasures. This monster is known as the old serf in the tower ruins. He has nothing but a broken wooden stick in his hand. But this group of things has the custom of being extremely united and always goes out in force. This makes these things like a thick layer of dog skin plaster, and they are purely disgusting existences.

Moreover, the most bizarre thing for everyone is that the Goblin race has a very strange setting, that is, the strongest, the lower the IQ. There was once a famous saying on the mainland, "All goblins in the world share half of their brains, and slimes use the other half."

However, for Zhou Li now, his path to wealth lies in these short monsters.

Looking at the group of goblins getting closer, Zhou Li smiled.

Jewish laughter.