Security log
May 20
New mission: Help Xiao Yezi become an honorable security guard, work hard, get promoted and get a raise.
June 9
Drink tea.
August 8
Drink tea.
September 10
Drink tea.
November 11
Li Daoqing, Li Daoqing, how could you have fallen so low, how could you get promoted and get a raise, and reach the peak of your life? You can't go on like this.
December 11
Drink tea.
…
Li An sat in the rocking chair, closed the diary and threw it aside.
Who the serious person keeps a diary?
Then, he turned to look at Ye Fan who was "standing guard" outside the security booth.
Wearing a black uniform, a security hat on his head, and an electric baton on his waist, he stood upright.
Yes, yes, if you have some of my demeanor back then, the title of Security Emperor will belong to you from now on.
Li An nodded with satisfaction.
But Ye Fan outside the security booth had a gloomy look on his face and was very angry inside.
Originally, he was drugged and caught by Li An that day, and he was forced to pay with his own life, but he refused in his heart.
But my whole body was so weak that I could only give in and give in.
Aren't they just security guards? OK, I’ll do it!
But after the effects of the medicine wear off and he regains his fighting strength, let's see if Uncle Li still dares to ask for his parking fee.
Let him know how powerful he really is!
But……
After he fully recovered, he followed the concept of "villain's revenge from morning to night" and found Uncle Li for another round of torture.
Ye Fan is full of confidence. He even used drugs to deal with himself before. This time I don't eat or drink anything. I just go up and start fighting. Let me see what else you can do.
If you go ahead, it's over!
His combat power has reached its peak without any reservations. Although he has not triggered the divine ban, there are not many people below the saint who can match him.
The ideal is full, but the reality is cruel.
After a draw, he was like a dog strangled by fate, suppressed directly.
The strength is very different.
Ye Fan looked in disbelief. The result shouldn't be like this. How could it be?
Not to mention counterattack, he would have to fight for at least three hundred rounds before being defeated reluctantly, and he could still accept it.
But now he was suppressed without any resistance, which was completely beyond his imagination.
With his current fighting power, he is almost invincible, not to mention invincible below a saint. The only person who can suppress him so easily is probably...
A saint!
Ye Fan was shocked when he got this result.
Before the great changes in the Beidou world, saints were almost legendary existences. The divine dragon had its head but not its tail. Countless geniuses could only stop at the Immortal Sanzhan Dao and sigh helplessly at that state.
After the resurrection of all races, every ancient tribe has more or less one or two ancestor kings. The number of ancestor kings in those ancient royal families and royal families is even more frightening, there are dozens of them.
This also made the originally scarce saints suddenly seem worthless, and anyone who walked out casually might be a saint.
But this is not the case. Sainthood is still a threshold, a realm that countless people can only hope to achieve.
So far, apart from all races, there have been less than ten saints among the hundreds of millions of humans in the entire human race. One can imagine how rare a strong person in this realm is.
But now he was told that his Uncle Li was actually a saint.
And it’s still in a place on earth where spiritual energy is exhausted.
This is too outrageous!
When thinking of Li An's smiling face, Ye Fan felt a bit unreal.
Which saint is not full of majesty and makes people tremble all their lives, but what about Uncle Li? He's just a street kid who does nothing all day long.
Not only that, but he went to the bottom of Mount Tai to work as a security guard, and he still had to charge him parking fees?
What's even more outrageous is that he must be drugged to deal with a mere monk on the second level of Sendai, which is simply a single-handedly lowering the saint's moral bottom line.
Although it felt very unreal, and he even wondered whether Uncle Li's saint took medicine, Ye Fan had to accept the reality.
Hum, a saint is just a saint, there is nothing special about him.
At the current speed of my practice, as long as I successfully kill the Tao, I will be able to become a saint in just a few years. By then...
Don’t bully middle-aged people into poverty!
Now he is suppressed, but it is impossible for him to work as a security guard honestly.
The head can be severed and the blood can bleed, but it is impossible to go to work.
What is intolerable is unbearable.
So the day after becoming a security guard, Ye Fan planned to go on strike, and when Li An wasn't paying attention, he ran out of Taishan.
If we can't fight, can't we run?
I have the fastest calligraphy secret in the world. Even a saint cannot catch up. Uncle Li, just eat ashes behind my ass!
But not long after he ran out of Taishan, he met Ai at the corner and saw Li An waiting for him in front of him.
Sitting in the rocking chair and drinking tea, his expression was a little impatient, as if he had been waiting here for a long time and thought he came too slowly.
Ye Fan's mentality exploded immediately. He was so angry that he wanted to go up and shake the tree, but the result was obvious. He was suppressed with a raised hand, and then he was carried back to work again.
And because he missed work, he was fined 300 yuan.
Ye Fan was so angry that he only gave me 3,000 yuan a month, and he immediately fined me one-tenth of it.
Later, although he was caught by Ang Lee, he was still "unconquered" and would run away whenever he had the chance. However, he could not escape from Ang Lee's clutches every time. No matter how he hid, he would be found and then dragged to "go to work." ".
In the end, he finally asked Li An angrily why he had to hire him as a security guard.
As a result, Li An said seriously, will your Uncle Li cheat you? Later you will understand that this is all for your own good.
Is it for his own good to be a security guard? Is it possible to add a buff to him?
Ye Fan was confused.
Then he saw Li An saying matter-of-factly, the market competition is fierce now and it is hard to find a job. Look how good we are as security guards. We have a monthly salary of 3,000, five insurances, one fund, and a pension. Let him Now I can work as a security guard and avoid forty years of detours.
Then I really thank you!
Mark Ye almost squirted, the old liar was talking nonsense again.
He graduated in 1985, is he still worried about not being able to find a job?
Wait, I'm a practitioner, and I'm looking for a shitty job.
I almost got deceived.
"It's five o'clock sharp now!"
The brass bell on the security booth rang and made a sound.
Ye Fan, who had been standing listlessly at the door all day, finally regained his energy.
finished get off work!
He immediately took off the security hat on his head, walked into the security booth, entered his fingerprint and successfully punched in.
But when he saw Li An, who was lying leisurely on the rocking chair and drinking tea, he became furious.
I stand guard outside every day and drink tea leisurely here with you.
"Young man, don't be so angry."
Li An smiled and poured him a cup of tea.
Ye Fan stared at the cup of tea suspiciously. He was actually a little suspicious after being drugged last time.
But in the end, he drank tons and tons of it.
If you don’t drink it, you won’t drink it.
"Uncle Li, when will my sister come back?"
After filling his stomach with tea, Ye Fan imitated Li An and slumped down in the rocking chair, perfectly in the old-age health care mode.
Needless to say, it’s really comfortable.
"Hurry, hurry!"
Li An squinted his eyes and replied lazily while enjoying the afternoon time.
"Last time, and the last time, and the last time before that...that's what you say."
Ye Fan sat up all of a sudden and sneered.
"It's really fast."
Li An looks like a dead pig who is not afraid of being scalded by boiling water. He is picking chrysanthemums under the east fence and looking at Nanshan leisurely.
Ye Fan rolled his eyes, knowing at a glance that he couldn't get anything out of this old liar's mouth.
Ever since he learned that Ye Chengxian walked on the ancient road to the stars to undergo the trial of the strongest person in history, he had been worried.
Anyone who sets foot on the ancient road in the starry sky and embarks on the trial of the strongest, few people can return calmly in ancient times, and my sister has only been practicing for a few years. At this age, she is still an ordinary person, so she has embarked on the journey. It's hard not to worry about such a road.
If it weren't for Li An's sworn guarantee and his reluctance to leave his parents on earth, he would have gone looking for his sister long ago.
Seeing that he couldn't get the answer, Ye Fan didn't bother to ask anymore. He directly picked up the teapot and filled himself a cup of tea, drank it in a slurp, and then prepared to pat his butt and leave.
But just as he pushed open the door of the security room, he was stopped by Li An's voice, who laughed and said he had evil intentions.
Mark had a bad feeling in his heart.
Sure enough, Li An's voice sounded behind him at the next moment.
"Work overtime tonight!"
grass!
Forget about working nine to five, now I have to work overtime, and I’m not letting anyone live anymore!
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