Lingtian got up early tonight. After all, he had a lot to do today.
Ye Lingtian and the three of them washed up and went out. Since the uncle who Ye Lingtian rented the house from had already gone to work in the fields, Ye Lingtian had no choice but to go to Shrek Academy for breakfast.
"Ma Hongjun, let's break up! I really can't stand you anymore."
"No, I don't agree. If you break up with me, who will I have sex with?"
"Ma Hongjun, I beg you, I still have my parents and younger brother to take care of at home, please let me go!"
"Okay, it's okay to break up, but you still have to do it with me again."
"Ma Hongjun, you, you are not a human being. I really can't stand you anymore. Just let me go! Please."
Ye Lingtian and others hadn't left for long when they heard a man and a woman arguing.
"Could it be Goulan Phoenix: Ma Hongjun?"
Ye Lingtian thought to himself.
"You actually dare to bully girls in broad daylight."
Before Ye Lingtian could say anything, Xiao Wu had already ran over and stood in front of the girl.
"Fat man, if you know what's going on, get out of here right away, otherwise Sister Xiaowu will make you suffer a lot."
Xiao Wu stood in front of the girl and pointed at Ma Hongjun.
"Who are you? But you are more beautiful than Cuihua. As long as you are my girlfriend, how about I let her go."
Ma Hongjun's lewd eyes looked around Xiao Wu's body, as if he wanted to see through Xiao Wu's clothes.
"The fat guy is looking for death!"
Seeing that Ma Hongjun was targeting her, Xiao Wu immediately became angry.
"Hmph, we still don't know if we are looking for death or not? You should be a soul master too. It's just right for you to see how powerful Brother Ni Ma Hongjun is."
"Possessed by Martial Spirit - Evil Fire Phoenix"
Feathers sprouted from Ma Hongjun's hands, his feet turned into Kun's feet, and there were two soul rings under his feet.
"Pfft, hahaha, you are the only one called Phoenix? I think it's Ye Kun! I don't think you can call me Xiehuo Phoenix anymore. I think you can call me Xiehuo Yekun. I've never seen such a fat Phoenix. "
Xiao Wu laughed out loud when she saw Ma Hongjun's appearance. She really didn't expect to see such a fat Cao Kun.
"I hate being called Kun the most. You are looking for death. I hope you can still dance like this when I get to bed!"
"The first soul skill--Phoenix FireWire"
I saw Ma Hongjun open his hands and spit out a line of fire towards Xiao Wu.
"Huh, let me show you how powerful Sister Xiao Wu is."
"Possessed by Martial Spirit - Soft Bone Charming Rabbit"
"The third soul skill - teleportation"
Xiao Wu's figure disappeared in front of Ma Hongjun and Cuihua. When Xiao Wu appeared again, she was already behind Ma Hongjun. At this time, Ma Hongjun also remembered what Dai Mubai said to him last night.
"Fat man, let me tell you, there are a few new juniors and girls in the academy. There are three of them that you can't afford to offend, otherwise you will be given a beating. One of them has white hair and looks extremely evil. There are charming young men, one is a girl with purple hair and an expressionless face, and the last one is a woman with black hair and a pair of rabbit ears. However, they all walk together. As soon as you see them, you will leave. Just stay far away.”
"Could it really be them?"
Ma Hongjun just saw three soul rings at Xiao Wu's feet, and Xiao Wu was indeed wearing a pair of rabbit ears on her head.
"No, I'll vote..."
Ma Hongjun, who knew Xiao Wu's identity, wanted to surrender, but before he could say anything, he was kicked in the stomach by Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu showed no mercy with her kick. Ma Hongjun flew out like a bomb, and what a coincidence, the location where Ma Hongjun flew out happened to be the location of the cesspit.
"Bang!"
The cesspit collapsed with the sound, and a stench blew over with the wind. Ye Lingtian covered his nose and walked over with Ying and asked.
"Xiao Wu, are you so stinky after playing with shit?"
"You are just playing with shit. Have you ever seen a little fairy like me play with that kind of thing?"
"Yes, it is as far away as the horizon and right in front of you!"
"Ye Lingtian!"
"Idiot, it's not good, run away!"
Ye Lingtian ran away without any intention of stopping, while Xiao Wu chased after him.
In fact, Ye Lingtian already knew everything that happened here. He just said this to tease Xiao Wu, but he didn't expect that Xiao Wu could not afford it and directly turned on the hunting mode.
In this way, the two of them chased each other and arrived at the gathering place. Ye Lingtian stopped and put a hand on Xiao Wu's head. Due to the height difference, Xiao Wu could not take a step forward and could not touch Ye Lingtian. Ling Tian.
"Okay, it's time to stop."
"I don't want it, who told you to say that I play with such disgusting things!"
Xiao Wu moved her arms, but still couldn't touch Ye Lingtian.
“A luxurious carrot meal!”
Ye Lingtian raised a finger and said.
"Who are you looking down on? You want to bribe me with just a luxurious carrot meal? Impossible!"
"Two meals!"
"I told you, I'm not that kind of person. Do I need those carrot meals of yours?"
"Five meals, this is the final price. If you still don't agree, then don't blame me for being rude."
Ye Lingtian raised his palm and made a slapping motion.
Xiao Wu saw the movements in Ye Lingtian's hands and subconsciously covered her butt with both hands.
Of course Ye Lingtian also saw Xiao Wu's movements and thought to himself: "Young man, I still can't control you?"
After five years of getting along with each other, Ye Lingtian has completely figured out Xiao Wu. He has two tricks to deal with Xiao Wu. One is the luxurious carrot meal. If you don't agree with it after one meal, then add another meal. If it still doesn't work, Ye Lingtian It’s time to start convincing people with virtue.
Similarly, whenever Ye Lingtian wants to spank her, Xiao Wu will obediently lie on Ye Lingtian's lap and make strange sounds in her mouth. This makes Ye Lingtian wonder if there is something wrong with Xiao Wu. Special hobbies, as for why not say that Ye Lingtian doesn't have any special hobbies? Of course, as a 'gentleman', how could Ye Lingtian have any special hobbies?
Back to topic!
Just when the two stopped fighting, Ying appeared next to them. Ye Lingtian and Xiao Wu were not surprised at all. After all, every time Ye Lingtian and Xiao Wu were fighting, she was It won't appear until the two of them are done fighting.
"Ling Tian, I'm so hungry!"
"You know how to eat, but you're not as big as you when it comes to eating this much!"
Ye Lingtian looked at Xiao Wu and said.
"Hmph! Sooner or later, mine will get bigger too."
Xiao Wu naturally noticed Ye Lingtian's gaze, so she deliberately straightened up and said.
"No matter how strong you are, you are still not half as big as Zhu Zhuqing!"
Ye Lingtian said bluntly.
At this time, Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing happened to come over, and they naturally heard Ye Lingtian's words clearly.
"It turns out that he was big when he was Lingtian. I asked Zhuqing what he ate to get so big tonight."
Ning Rongrong thought to himself.
"He, how could he say that and say it in front of so many people."
Zhu Zhuqing thought with a red face.