This article is extremely mindless, so please don’t use your brain when reading this article.
"brain storage"
"My Qian Renxue, my Bibi Dong."
In a small rental room, a young man was crying and howling into his mobile phone.
"Damn it, this Tang San is really nothing. The policies of Wuhun Palace are obviously beneficial to the common people, but what about him? He helps a group of nobles who are like vampires and confuses right and wrong. Isn't this a complete hypocrite?"
Ye Lingtian looked at the miserable state of Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue on the phone, and his heart was full of pity.
"Damn Tang San, if I could travel to Douluo Continent, if it were me, I would kill Tang San."
Before Ye Lingtian finished speaking, a black vortex appeared next to him, sucking Ye Lingtian into it.
"Fuck, what the hell is this, I..."
.......
"Eh, what's wrong with me?"
Douluo Continent, Lanyin Village, in a dilapidated thatched house, a little boy covered his head and asked.
Ye Lingtian looked at the unfamiliar environment in front of him and felt a little at a loss.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for clearly seeing Tang San's attributes as a hypocrite and choosing the system to bind successfully."
A loli-like machine sound sounded in Ye Lingtian's mind.
"Tang San? System?"
Ye Lingtian hadn't recovered yet, and suddenly Ye Lingtian remembered that he was watching a TV series about Tang San torturing Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue, and then a black vortex appeared next to him and sucked him in. , and then he came to this dilapidated thatched house.
"Have I traveled through time?"
Ye Lingtian still doesn't believe it.
"Yes, the host's current location is Lanyin Village in Wuhun Continent!"
The system's loli-like voice sounded in Ye Lingtian's ears again.
"Jie Jie Jie, it's true. I didn't expect that I would be lucky enough to become one of the vast number of time travellers. Bibi Dong, Qian Renxue, Zhu Zhuqing, these beauties are all mine! Oh, by the way, there is also Liu Erlong. "
Ye Lingtian's evil laughter sounded in the thatched house, and the graceful figures of Bibi Dong, Qian Renxue and other women appeared in his mind, and at the same time, a person who made him very unhappy also appeared.
Tang San? You dare to touch my wives. When I have the strength, I will twist off your head and use it as a ball. No, this is too easy for him. I will make his life worse than death.
The corners of Ye Lingtian's mouth raised slightly, as if he thought of something interesting.
"By the way, what functions does the system have?"
Ye Lingtian asked.
"Ding, host, you don't have to say anything, you just have to say it silently in your heart. This system is the most powerful selection system in the universe. How awesome is it!"
A very proud and arrogant lolita voice sounded in Ye Lingtian's mind, as if she was saying something very extraordinary.
But Ye Lingtian's reaction was completely opposite to it.
"Uh, can I still unbind it now?"
Ye Lingtian's face was as black as coal, and he asked silently in his heart.
I don't know why Ye Lingtian always feels that there is something wrong with this system.
"Ding, since you know how powerful this system is, why don't you call it System Dad?"
"Ding, uh, wait, what did you just say?"
I asked in disbelief when I chose the sign-in system.
Ye Lingtian: Uh...
"I just said can I still unbind now?"
Ye Lingtian's face turned even darker. How dare he call a mere system his father? dream!
The system's attitude changed 180 degrees, "Host, no dad, I was wrong. Don't unbind me. You are my first host. If you unbind me, how can I still survive in the system world?" "
Ye Lingtian couldn't bear the woman and cried. Although the system was not human, it couldn't stand the lolita sound of the system.
"Now you know who the father is!"
"I am."
"Um?"
"The host is dad."
In the end, the system succumbed to Ye Lingtian's power.
"Now tell me what function you have."
"Okay, host dad, my name is the choice system. As long as it detects that the host is facing a choice, options will appear. As long as the host makes a choice, it will be rewarded, whether it is in this world or in the world. Use it all, as long as you can’t think of it, there is no system that doesn’t have it.”
"Should I go, it's so ridiculous? Fortunately, the binding was not released, otherwise I wouldn't know where to cry! It seems that this system is still stupid and sweet!" Ye Lingtian secretly rejoiced in his heart.
"Well, I understand. By the way, do you have any gift packages for newcomers in your system?"
Ye Lingtian asked.
"Uh, yes, yes." The system's intermittent voice sounded.
"Then what are you waiting for? Why don't you open the newbie gift package for me?"
"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a super god-level martial spirit, a divine thunder of punishment, innate soul power level 10, a goddess summoning card*1, a gold soul coin*1000, and an identity!"
"Fuck, fuck, fuck"
Ye Lingtian burst out three Chinese quintessences in a row. He didn't expect that a newcomer's gift package would be so luxurious.
Divine Thunder of Punishment: Divine Thunder of Divine Punishment is the only divine thunder of punishment in the universe, and it is also the only divine thunder of tribulation in the universe.
Goddess Summoning Card: Using this card, the host can summon a goddess-level beauty in the world of heaven.
"It is indeed a super god-level martial spirit. Its origin is so powerful. This goddess summoning card is also good. It can summon a goddess. This is not bad. But I don't know which goddess it will summon? It's Kai from the Super Theological Academy. Sha? Or Esdeath, the one with the red eyes, or Xun'er from the Dou Qi Continent?"
If nothing else, just this goddess summoning card Ye Lingtian can give the system a big thumbs up.
"Quick, the system is quick, use the goddess summoning card to summon."
Ye Lingtian couldn't wait to summon the goddess.
"Ding, it's in use, please wait..."
"Ding, congratulations to the host for extracting the goddess from the original God world, General Thunder and Lightning, Thunder Shadow."
As the sound of the system fell, there was lightning and thunder in the sky, as if something terrible was coming.
