"Heizi! Die Heizi!"
Swinging a pair of thin legs, Ah Fei happily ran staggeringly into a cave deep in the Land of Snow.
"...Have you studied those new types of poop again?"
Black Zetsu, possessed by an ordinary version of White Zetsu, was playing with the huge heretic demon statue. All the accumulated water and dust on its torso were carefully wiped clean.
"Oh, Heizi, you are playing with this shit again~"
Hei Jue's tone was very bad, but A Fei continued to talk indifferently.
"Tell me what you want to say!"
Black Jue dropped the rag in his claws angrily and cursed.
"Moving! We're moving soon!"
Ah Fei danced and cheered.
"...Your brain must not have been damaged by Uchiha Tokumitsu, right?"
Black Zetsu simulated a surprised expression, "Oh, I remembered, Madara-sama forgot to install a brain for you, your skull is empty!"
As for why A Fei said this, Hei Jue had no intention of investigating.
To a thousand-year-old bastard, a brainless fool like Ah Fei has nothing but some negligible power.
After all, Indra's reincarnation was fooled around by it, let alone a mere man-made weapon.
"No! This time is different!"
A Fei still said in a high-pitched and passionate tone: "I found a wonderful place that can be our new base!"
“And it’s perfect for growing White Zetsu!”
"...where are you referring to?"
As soon as he said this, Black Zetsu's interest arose.
"Birdland!"
Ah Fei said proudly.
After being cut in half by Uchiha Tokumitsu, A Fei felt that his mind suddenly became brighter, and things that he usually couldn't figure out were now figured out after a little thought.
It's just ridiculous, it's ridiculous! How could it be compared to the fact that as Madara-sama's entrusted minister, he was unparalleled in intelligence and scheming!
"You should be talking about the country of birds, right?"
Hei Jue replied calmly, then picked up the rag and continued to wipe the heretic golem.
He shouldn't have listened to Ah Fei's words one more time! It’s pure mental pollution!
"That's right, that's right. When the time comes, we can move this big guy over and plant it in the fertile land of the Bird Country. Maybe we can make it grow without the use of tailed beasts!"
A Fei said happily.
Black Jue ignored it and continued to use a rag to carefully wipe off the stains on the heretic golem.
Although the underground caves of the Land of Snow are extremely cold, and the stalactites above the caves are dripping water with marl all year round, Black Zetsu still insists on doing this seemingly meaningless thing.
What kind of moving, what kind of heretic demon, in Hei Jue's opinion, Chun Chun is just thinking nonsense!
"Hey! Kuroko!"
Ah Fei, who couldn't get it, finally started to feel unhappy. He bared his teeth and shouted, "Are you listening to me?"
"When are you going to move?"
"By the way, where's that red-haired kid? I'm going to take him away first!"
"you dare!"
Black Zetsu couldn't help but throw away the rag and yelled angrily: "I am the incarnation of Madara-sama's will, and all actions must obey my command! Do you want to rebel?"
"rua!"
Ah Fei also jumped up and screamed strangely, "You're such a bad guy, but you still have the nerve to mention Master Ban! I think you have ulterior motives!"
"You're talking nonsense!"
Black Zetsu immediately jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on.
"You are!"
Ah Fei was waving his arms and legs wildly and jumping around.
Why did this guy suddenly become so difficult to deal with...
Hei Jue was refuting A Fei's point of view while thinking about the changes in this idiot.
In its view, Ah Fei today is absolutely abnormal!
Because it seems to have a brain suddenly!
Although its nonsense is full of errors, at least it is starting to make sense!
And logic is the product of thinking!
Bai Jue will think about it, so that’s okay!
Who is willing to dedicate themselves to the great Eye of the Moon in the future?
"The Akatsuki organization base in the Kingdom of Birds was wiped out by Uchiha's anti-terrorist forces not long ago. Now it is at the cusp of the storm. If we move there, we will die!"
Black Zetsu retorted.
"I read a book yesterday..."
The grinning Ah Fei took out a book called "The Story of Perseverance and Endurance" from his arms, then cleared his throat seriously and read one sentence: "...The most dangerous place is the safest place!"
"So, the fact that Bird Country is dangerous means that Bird Country is very safe!"
"What bullshit logic!"
Black Zetsu scolded angrily: "Is your book written by Jiraiya of the Akatsuki organization? He and his organization have been killed!"
"You believe this, so you are the traitor, right? Are you going to give us all to Uchiha Tokumitsu?"
Black Jue also slapped him down aggressively.
Although it once thought about giving a meeting gift to Uchiha Tokimitsu, who worshiped the great mother, and then expressed his heart to it, so that the descendants of Indra would bow down to worship him. Wouldn't it be beautiful?
But this is just a thought. Although Black Zetsu has made some small arrangements, he is still observing Uchiha Tokko very carefully and has no intention of showing up for the time being.
After all, it is not only necessary to observe his actions but also his words.
But no matter what, it is still the incarnation of Madara-sama’s will! On the surface, it has not betrayed its main body; and it cannot abandon the Heretic Golem and the Samsara Eye and run to see Uchiha Tokumitsu, otherwise it will be over if it messes up.
"You must listen to me!"
A Fei's eyes were rolling wildly, but he still said reluctantly, "Go to the country of birds! Go to the most dangerous place! Go and build our promised land!"
"For Madara-sama, for the Eye of the Moon! We must go to a warm place to thrive! Enjoy the moisture of water and fertile soil!"
"Black and white, I'd rather have the seed!"
Ah Fei raised his arms and shouted, and the other Bai Jue people who had been silent and just watching the show silently screamed in agreement.
"...You can build a sub-base, but the heretic golem and Nagato can't go there!"
However, after seeing that A Feidu had begun to summon Mu Dun, Hei Jue had no choice but to take a step back.
"...Bai Juexin is gone, and it's hard to lead the team!"
Seeing those white people making random noises, black people couldn't help but sigh.
"rua!"
A Fei jumped up happily, "I knew that Kuroko was Master Madara's will. As long as he thinks about it, he can make the right decision!"
"Yeah!"
Hei Jue said perfunctorily: "You are right!"
So, if it weren't for Mu Dun's sake, you brainless guy would have found a way to die!
But Ah Fei's change might be related to half of his body being cut off...
Thinking of this, Black Zetsu decided to try cutting up a dozen more White Zetsu tonight to see if it was really difficult to grow a brain after being disabled.
…
Since the annihilation of the Akatsuki organization base, the ninja troops of the Joint Anti-Terrorism Force have completely withdrawn from the territory of Tori Country after clearing the battlefield, and Iwagakure, who had avoided war at that time, finally returned and re-defended.
The life of Iwagakure is not easy. Due to the financial burden brought by the extremely militaristic expansion of the ninja army, the life of ordinary Iwagakure ninjas is very tight. In addition, the country of Tori is a poor place, and there is really nothing to gain. Oil and water. Therefore, they also became somewhat interested in the remnants of the battlefield that they originally dismissed, so the Akatsuki organization base became a place where some Iwagakure ninjas ventured into caves to hunt for treasure.
But for A Fei, who rushed over excitedly with a group of ordinary White Zetsus, those Iwagakure ninjas running around underground seemed very annoying!
Although the White Zetsu are good at concealing their whereabouts, it would not be a problem if they were always operating under the eyes of ninjas! Who knows if a Iwagakure ninja with perception expertise will suddenly discover their existence!
"We have to brainstorm and discuss how to get rid of those pesky Iwagakure ninjas!"
Ah Fei excitedly called a group of Bai Jue together, imitating the manner in which senior officials of the anti-terrorism force held meetings, and said solemnly: "I'm not a bossy guy like Heizi, so if you say anything, I will never use it as an excuse." Speech is criminalized!”
"Flood the cave with shit!"
A white Zetsu with a head full of barbs shouted excitedly.
Then he got the support of a group of Bai Zetsu.
"Pretend to be a ghost in the cave to scare them away!"
The other Bai Jue yelled, and at the same time, his body was constantly changing colors, turning into different monsters and monsters.
"good!"
The White Zetsus then started to boo.
Then each White Zetsu put forward his idea, and at the same time, he got the approval of other White Zetsu.
Although the remarks of the White Zetsu seem ridiculous to outsiders, they can also be among them and enjoy the fun of being sought after and pursuing others.
Ah Fei also enthusiastically agreed with Bai Jue's various whims and whims.
"Kill them, then disguise yourself as them and sneak into Iwagakure!"
A White Zetsu shouted: "And their bodies can be used to create new White Zetsu!"
"Good job!"
At this time, Ah Fei finally stopped clapping and applauded, and began to express his approval.
"Let me see……"
A Fei took out a copy of "Tokumitsu Quotations" published by United Company from his pocket and read: "We control the ninja world by relying on more than three people - more people, more money, more friends!"
"So~"
Ah Fei, who was laughing strangely, put away the books he treasured so much, "We want to turn Iwagakure into our village and do a lot of damage to Bai Zetsu!"
"A lot of White Zetsu! A lot of White Zetsu!"
The White Zetsus immediately cheered.
As to what the choice and subsequent execution meant, they didn't care.
What White Zetsu enjoy is the freedom after being freed from the control of Black Zetsu. They can play with poop at will, be able to transform into others at will, and peek into other people's secrets.
For Bai Jue, who doesn't care about ordinary enjoyment, this is the greatest happiness they can imagine in their empty minds.
…
"Teacher, why did you let Uncle A Fei run away with the Bai Jue brothers?"
In the cave of Snow Country, Nagato asked with some doubts.
"We all have our own ambitions~ But this does not affect our great plan..."
Black Jue chuckled.
This can be regarded as an isolation. After all, Ah Fei's Wood Release has already appeared in the world. If it continues to stay in the Snow Country with its character, it will probably cause problems sooner or later, so it is better to go with the flow and let Ah Fei, who has a long brain, open a branch base. Even if something happens, It will not affect the existence of the secret cave in the Snow Country.
In addition, he is still planning how to hook up with Uchiha Tokumitsu, and the existence of A Fei, who is both deaf and blind and obstructive, is really a trouble, so letting him leave the country of snow is not only convenient for him to hook up, but also conducive to selling him when the time comes. good price.
In this way, kill two birds with one stone!
Today’s update (1/2)
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