Houyi stopped pretending to be blind, but respectfully took off his melon-pipe hat, bowed to Li Mi, put on his hat again, raised the empty cup to make a toast to everyone, and then turned to the empty cup Drinking empty-handed, shaking his head like a fool talking to himself.
Li Mi smiled and said, "Mr. Wei, are all your hundreds of monkeys as interesting as this monkey?"
"Gang Leader, I'm not bragging, this kind of juggling tricks are not unusual at all. This monkey can also do boxing, kicking, and dancing with guns and sticks." Wei Jing explained while making a gesture to Monkey One and said: "Lu Let everyone see your hands."
Monkey One immediately got into a horse stance and punched hard with two punches, a left kick, a right elbow, and a few shouts in coordination.
"What's so weird about just punching? Of course the Sword King's monkey must be able to use the sword. You can make two sword moves for everyone to see."
Wei Jing lightly threw a chopstick towards Monkey One, who caught it in his hand and suddenly moved very fast, stabbing left and right, swiping wildly with a funny look, which made Li Mi laugh out loud and was about to clap his hands. , Monkey One suddenly trembled, dropped the chopsticks in his hand, trembled all over, covered his chest and let out two ouches, and fell down.
"Ah..." Li Mi was startled and shouted: "What's wrong with it?"
"It was hit by a sword." Wei Jing explained: "Although it was singing a one-legged show, it was also very serious. Even if it was hit by a sword, it would still fall to the ground."
Wei Jing explained this and called out to Hou Yi several times: "Okay, okay, don't die, get up."
However, the monkey remained motionless. Wei Jing scratched his head and said to Li Mi: "Gang leader, this monkey is probably seriously injured by the sword. I can't wake it up. Maybe the gang leader can save it by shouting a few times." it."
"Ha!" Li Mi jumped on the chair, put his hands to his mouth, and shouted: "Monkey - get up!"
Houyi immediately jumped up and bowed deeply to Li Mi.
"It's fun - it's fun -" Li Mi saw that the monkey was just like a human being. He laughed happily, waving his hands in circles, and kept shouting: "Jump! Jump! Swing the sword! Swing the sword!"
Monkey One was very obedient. After doing two somersaults, he picked up his chopsticks and slashed with his sword. Li Mi shouted: "Pretend to be blind, pretend to be blind!"
Houyi immediately rolled his eyes, and the sword in his hand turned into a cane and tapped on the ground;
Li Mi kept shouting: "Somersaults, boxing, swordplay, blind man, boxing, blind man, hit by the sword, come alive..."
Monkey One turned somersaults, pretended to be blind, fell to the ground after being struck by a sword, and then jumped up pretending to be blind, making Li Mi laugh so hard that he stretched his knees and gasped.
Although the others felt it was inappropriate, seeing Li Mi Le acting like this, they couldn't help but interrupt. The Eighth Elder had no reaction at all to the play between Li Mi and the monkey, and just quietly ate some vegetables and drank a few sips of wine.
Wei Wen was a little embarrassed. He saw that Li Mi not only did not blame Wei Jing for his misbehavior, but was now overjoyed. The big stone hanging in his heart also dropped, but he felt that Wei Jing had gone too far and was feeling uneasy.
"Gang leader, it's paralyzed from exhaustion. It's no wonder that it's usually a group of monkeys playing together. Some are wielding swords, some are dancing with knives, and some are boxing. It looks like they're going to fight in a group or compete in martial arts. Any convention is fine; in addition to martial arts, they also perform literary dramas. Several monkeys play the role of female actors. The monkey girl is strolling by the Tongtian River, and Mr. Monkey will come up to chat, tease, hug and hug..."
While Wei Jing was explaining, Monkey One was also in a hurry. One monkey played several roles. One moment he acted as Mr. Monkey, a scoundrel and struck up a conversation, the other moment he acted as the monkey girl who shyly pushed him away. When it came to "hugging and hugging", he turned his back and raised his hands. The back was twisting and turning, as if hugging another monkey.
"I want to see monkeys fighting in groups, I want to see monkeys hugging each other, show it to me, show it quickly!" Li Mi shouted loudly.
"Gang leader, my hundred or so monkeys are still far away and will arrive a few days later. I only have four monkeys around me. If the gang leader doesn't mind, I will arrange a few plays to entertain the gang leader these days. , when my group of monkeys are all together, we will arrange a big play and perform it at the Heroes Association for the heroes of the world to watch. If the gang leader thinks of any good jokes, we can also let the monkeys act in the play."
Li Minke was so happy that he nodded in approval and asked for a room in the huge building to be used for monkey rehearsals.
So, starting from the next day, Wei Jing led four monkeys into a large room on the seventh floor of the huge building. There were four small beds in the corners of the room, as well as piles of expensive fruits, and various Such props for play.
Wei Jing trains four monkeys in his room every day to rehearse plays. At night, he leads the four monkeys upstairs, through the Elder Hall on the tenth floor, through the Shenwu Hall on the eleventh floor, and through the Huju Hall on the twelfth floor, which is being renovated. , came to the Longpan Hall on the thirteenth floor.
The decoration of Longpan Hall at this time is the alien style of the Western Desert. Dozens of waitresses are wearing veils and turbans, holding large fans, or carrying fruit plates to feed. Li Mi on the big chair.
Li Miguang's slim body was covered with a pair of furs, and his lower body was only wearing shorts embroidered with a green dragon.
The thin man standing behind Li Mi, with blond hair and blue eyes, was Qingyan'er, one of the deputy heads of Shenwu Hall. Wei Jing saw that his eyes were far away, as if he was not responding to everything around him.
"Stop making noise, come and watch the monkey show!" Li Mi shouted, and the waitresses, who were originally whispering in twos and threes, all obediently gathered around Li Mi, either lying down or sitting in front of Li Mi's big chair. .
"Gang leader, deputy leader of Shenwu Hall, all beautiful girls, tonight's play is about three monkey girls competing for a monkey boy." Wei Jing cleared his throat, shook his folding fan, left Waving his right finger, he recited the prepared narration, and the four monkeys also performed lively.
Following Wei Jing's instructions, sometimes covering her eyes and sobbing, sometimes baring her teeth and swearing, sometimes dancing with each other's shoulders, the three monkey girls fought over each other, overtly and covertly, to please the monkey master.
Li Mi laughed at first, but then he became very dissatisfied with the drama arranged by Wei Jing. He jumped on the chair and told the monkeys whether they should cry or laugh. He did not agree with Wei Jing's arrangement of three monkey girls lying in bed after suffering from malaria. In the small coffin, they shouted: "This is unreasonable, get up! Get up!"
Wei Jing also gave the command obediently: "The gang leader's order is worth more than life and death. The monkey girls came to life again and grew old together with the monkey master and fell in love forever!"
"How can one be enough? Three, three!" Li Mi smiled from ear to ear and jumped up and down in only a pair of shorts: "Hug her from left to right, kiss her! Kiss her!"
Under Wei Jing's instructions, several monkeys huddled together and started kissing randomly.
"Haha——" Li Mi happily hugged each of the maids and kissed them on the mouth.
The next day, the monkeys performed acrobatics, throwing bottles, and stacking arhats; the next day, the monkeys fought with swords and played tricks; the next day, the four monkeys performed a chase scene between officials and bandits...
In the early morning of the next day, Chuangtianmen added a new small hall directly under Li Mi - the Monkey Hall. Wei Jing humbly accepted the hall master's token from Li Mi during the China-China meeting. The eight elders looked indifferent. , just said lightly: "Now that the grandson of the Sword King has become a member of Chuangtian Clan, and is also the head of the hall, you might as well persuade Mr. Yang to come and live in the main altar."
"Definitely!" Wei Jing chuckled and said, "I will tell him."
At noon that day, Wei Jing, as the master of the Monkey Hall, led four deputy masters of the Monkey Hall - Monkey Fanjun, Monkey Beixiaolu, Monkey Gongsunyao, and Monkey Axi to perform acrobatics with all their strength at the luncheon. Li Mi was still amused.
"Brother Niu, I want to eat beef noodles tonight." Wei Jing pressed his hands on the white kitchen table and shouted to the cow who was slaughtering the beef.
Niu Da remained silent and cut a pig into several pieces.
Wei Jing called several times but did not see any response from Niu Da. He felt a bit asking for trouble. He hummed twice and looked at the busy cooks around him. He sighed softly and said: "Alas, the old man from Tiejiao Hall Hall Master Niu is now a mute chef and will be locked up in the kitchen for the rest of his life cooking for Gang Leader Li, which really buries the hero."
Niu Da glared at Wei Jing and let out a burst of anger, but still ignored him. He just slammed the kitchen knife on the chopping board, cleaned and prepared the beef.
When Wei Jing saw that Niu Da was still ignoring him, he asked, "Brother Niu, why do you seem to be angry with me?"
