Chapter 167 Hei Wuchang: Little brother, you are dishonest!

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According to the introduction of the plastic surgery competition advertisement, everyone will have a more "excellent" self inside!

Just like wood carving masters, they use the carving knife in their hands to "find" the wood carving artwork hidden in the wood after observing the texture of the wood.

Plastic surgeons, on the other hand, "find" the surprise beneath the mediocre appearance by observing each person's skin, muscle texture, bones, etc.!

Due to such publicity, plastic surgery is no longer surgery, but has become

Art.

It seems to make sense.

At this time, the log in front of Lin Hao was also constantly changing——

[Lin Hao, the young ancestor of Candan, accidentally encountered the Yanzi Sect, a branch of the Liar Sect, which opened its main gate. The Yanzi Sect opened its main gate to recruit disciples, which is rare in the world of immortality]

[As we all know, Yanzi has good looks, so Yanzimen recruits disciples mainly to entertain people with sex]

[In the early stage of Yanzimen's training, the cultivation of the realm of magic is not the focus. The main focus of practice is piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, anecdotes about the world of immortality, the art of dual cultivation, and the secret skills in the room]

[In the Yanzi Sect, the disciples who can go out, regardless of whether they are handyman disciples, outer disciples, inner disciples, core disciples or direct disciples of the sect master, the only sect mission when going out to experience is to find ways to accompany the elders of each sect]

[As long as I can accompany the elders of each sect, will there be enough elixirs, spiritual stones, spiritual grounds, medicinal herbs, and exercises required for cultivation? 】

[The Yanzi Sect comprehensively calculates the sect tasks of the Yanzi Sect disciples based on their status as maids, foreign servants, concubines, common wives, and wives, as well as whether they have given birth to children, their favored degree, spiritual qualifications, etc. index】

[The Swallow Clan has caused unrest in the homes of the elders of unknown famous sects, and they are not safe at the end of the festival]

[However, due to the fact that many disciples of the Yanzimen sect have children of elders of famous sects, they also have a relationship with the famous sects that is constantly being cut off and confused.]

[But on the surface, Yanzimen’s way of practice is looked down upon by orthodox cultivators in the world of immortality]

Just when Lin Hao felt that the "Swallow Sect" and "Hehuan Sect" identified in the log must be sister sects, a man dragged a stereo and a microphone, tried the amplification effect, and stood in front of the plastic surgery competition. The advertisement is preceded by a soulful singing:

"Your wife, my wife, everyone is the same."

Lin Hao:? ? ?

It seems to sound the same.

Before he could even sing a few words, the person was picked up by the staff of the Plastic Surgery Competition, and someone called the police at the same time.

"Comrade police officer, someone is causing trouble in the city!"

[Every time Yanzimen opens its gate to recruit disciples, there will be knowledgeable people outside the gate of Yanzimen blocking the gate and making angry noises]

[But do those ordinary people who join the Swallow Clan really want to be poked in the back by most of the immortal cultivators? 】

[They, they, just want to become immortals]

[Lin Hao feels more and more that the road to immortality is elusive and the road is like a dream]

[But this further strengthened Lin Hao’s determination to follow the Tao]

[The resolute look in the eyes of Lin Hao, the young ancestor of Candan who has restrained the fluctuations in his mana, attracted special attention from the deacon of Yanzimenwaimen]

When the diary was changing here, a staff member who posted an advertisement for a plastic surgery contest came to Lin Hao and his group with an A4-sized advertisement.

Looking at the advertisement handed over by the other party, Lin Hao subconsciously reached out to take it, but Lin Hao was keenly aware that there was a small card attached to the A4-sized advertisement——

"Direction is more important than effort! 1+1+1 training class sincerely invites you to learn!"

“The training content of the training class includes but is not limited to speech skills, skin beautification, body shape, flirting, etc., and comes with actor-level actors who can play parents, relatives, suitors, best friends, fortune tellers, etc., and luxury cars and villas can be rented. .”

"Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared, contact information: 404-XXX"

Is this the "Swallow Gate"?

Lin Hao took the A4 single-page advertisement and took out the small card.

Li Chuchu looked at Lin Hao's little card, then shook his own advertisement, and found this exact same little card.

The two of them looked at each other speechlessly and could only say

This is very riverside.

After all, there are units of gene sequencing institutions on every street in this place, how many of them are there?

Not much.

Is it strange that a place like this has a 1+1+1 training class?

Not surprisingly.

However, it is still unclear how long these gene sequencing institutions will be able to operate. After all, Lin Hao read on the Internet that some people in Hechi City have proposed legislation, believing that the legality of this type of gene sequencing unit for civilian use should be banned.

After all, there are many benefits to letting the gene sequencing institution disappear in Heli City. There is no need to go into details about the commonplace benefits of promoting the harmonious development of parent-child relationships, strengthening family bonds, and reducing family economic expenditure. In this aspect, there is no need to elaborate. He said, after all, the current paternity test is very expensive, everyone knows.

The most important thing is that it can reduce the possibility of violent cases in Heli City.

According to Lin Hao's understanding, "Since ancient times, adultery has resulted in human death. If you don't believe me, ask Ximen Qing."

Of course, there are many supporters of this legislative proposal, and even more opponents. After all, this is fundamentally different from "I hope that people in the world will not be sick, and I would rather put medicines on the shelves to make dust". Let's put aside the matter. If gene sequencing equipment is left to eat dust, The institution was closed down, which had to lead to...

How many middle-class people in Hechi City have been laid off and unemployed!

But if you ask Lin Hao, what do you think?

Of course he was looking online. He was not from Heli City. What kind of development did this place have to do with him?

It's related to him.

Now they passed a doll-catching shop.

In the morning, Li Chuchu spent more than a thousand yuan to catch a yellow stuffed puppy. With this "lesson", she felt calmer.

But for Lin Hao, this place is [Beast Soul Garden].

Come all come.

[Zandan Xiaozu Lin Hao used the soul crystal to successfully capture the beast soul]

[Zandan Xiaozu Lin Hao used the soul crystal to successfully capture the beast soul]

[The Little Ancestor of Broken Dan, Lin Hao, uses Soul Crystal.]

Fifteen minutes later.

The owner of the doll shop carefully invited Lin Hao aside and refunded Lin Hao's money transfer fifteen minutes ago.

"Handsome guy, I will return all your money to you and take away the doll you just caught. It's a small business. Please understand and make friends.

Don't come next time. "

Speaking of this, the owner of the doll shop seemed to have thought of something. He took out a piece of paper, wrote an address in a flash, and handed it to Lin Hao.

"If you really want to catch dolls, go to this store, the owner of this store is a good friend of mine!

If you go to this store to catch a doll, I'll pay for it! "

two hours later

[In the casual cultivator market, Lin Hao became friends with eleven casual cultivators specializing in the Beast Soul Garden. They claimed that they fell in love with Lin Hao at the first sight]

[Not only did they not charge Lin Hao the spiritual stones for capturing the soul beast soul crystals, but they also gave Lin Hao the spiritual stones to make new friends.]

[This made Lin Hao sigh with emotion, there are still good people in the world of immortality]

In the process of catching dolls, every time Lin Hao caught a doll, he would wrap the condensed soul power in its body with mana and send it into the storage bag.

When the avatar returns to Fancai City, he can take these "spirits" to Fancai City Stray Dog Reception Center.

As for the remaining doll body, it was impossible to put it in the storage bag in front of everyone and had to be returned to the hotel.

Li Chuchu called a small truck and happily moved thousands of dolls to the small truck.

Although she didn't catch these dolls, she was so happy during the two hours just now

"Wow! That boy is so awesome!"

“It looks good and can catch dolls, it’s really great!”

"This figure, this appearance, these dolls"

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Those words were like honey to Li Chuchu. Hearing others praise Lin Hao made her happier than praising herself.

If she hadn't considered it might be rude, she would have taken out her cell phone and said to those girls:

"Sister, open the payment code. If you can speak it, speak more."

Back at the hotel, with the help of the hotel staff, all the dolls were sent upstairs

"Just put it in the living room. Everyone can choose some dolls they like. It's free."

Just put these dolls in the living room.

Can't you let the hotel staff open the bedroom door of this suite?

You know, this hotel is only for yourself to check in, and you only registered your ID card.

If someone pushed open the bedroom door

There are his own incarnations, Lai Fu, Bai Wuchang and half Black Wuchang inside.

It's lively, but if someone goes in, it's quite scary.

If someone is brave enough to say "Take out your ID card", the fun will be even greater.

However, under Lin Hao's "supervision", no accidents happened.

The helpful hotel staff picked out some of their favorite dolls to take away.

Seeing that it was getting late, Li Chuchu took Qianqian in hand and prepared to go back to sleep.

Li Chuchu: "Good night Lin Hao, I am very happy tonight."

Qianqian: "Good night, Teacher Lin, have a good sleep."

After Lin Hao said good night to them, he looked at the dolls piled up in the living room and put them all into storage bags with a wave of his hand.

It looks much fresher like this, just put it out during the day.

After Li Chuchu brought Qianqian back to the room and took off her coat, Li Chuchu squatted down and told Qianqian:

"Qianqian has been playing all day today and must be very happy. Let's read a book before going to bed."

Reading before going to bed is a good habit.

Li Chuchu found a book in his room, which was especially suitable for children to read. The name was——

"Grimm's Fairy Tales".

Author: Anonymous.

This is a widely circulated fairy tale. The specific author is no longer known, but this book is indeed a good book.

When children read this book, they can not only learn that losing their shoes is not a bad thing, it contains the wisdom of "giving up", but also allows children to take the initiative to catch frogs. If kissing a frog cannot turn into a prince, then children They will take the frog home to supplement their household income and reduce their expenditure on meat and vegetables. In the process, they will unknowingly learn to "think from multiple perspectives" and "put family first".

However, in recent years, because of "Grimm's Fairy Tales", frogs in many cities have been eaten and become protected animals.

Taking the "Grimm's Fairy Tales" handed to her by Li Chuchu, Qianqian said she would read it carefully tonight and "memorize it" tomorrow without missing a word.

Li Chuchu: "There's no need to memorize it. Don't put so much pressure on yourself. Just read it before going to bed."

Qianqian: "Yeah."

Qianqian nodded, but Qianqian had high requirements for herself.

After washing up, Qianqian returned to her bedroom in the suite.

Kicking off her shoes, Qianqian held "Green Call" and read page by page.

Tear it open and chew it in your mouth.

"long long ago,"

Regarding learning, Qianqian now has her own unique way of learning.

Knowledge rushes from the stomach to the brain!

Can't stop, can't stop at all!

Li Chuchu: "Qianqian, don't read until it's too late."

Qianqian: "I know, sister Chuchu, go to bed early, good night."

Li Chuchu: "Good night."

In order to prevent Sister Chuchu from worrying about reading the book too late, Qianqian accelerated the process of tearing the book apart.

After a while, Qianqian ate the last page——

".They lived together happily."

Qianqian nodded, feeling that the content of this book must be documentary!

The protagonists who suffered in the early stage but finally had a happy ending are so similar to themselves!

If someone ruins their current life, then

Eat him!

Put the "book case" on the bedside, turn off the light, and lie on the bed to sleep.

Soon, she fell asleep sweetly.

Some people sleep because it's bedtime.

Some people sleep because they are too sleepy to keep their eyes open.

Some people sleep for

Better rolls!

In the classroom with the banner "Happy District 1+1+1 Training Class 13th Closed Training", the lecturer took a sip of longan, red dates and wolfberry tea, holding the microphone and said:

"Little fairies, little fairies, it's getting late. Today's study is over here. Everyone, please go back to your room to rest. But before get out of class ends, I want to ask you what you need to do when you return to your room. ?”

"Skin care!" The students present responded in unison.

"Very good. It seems that everyone learned very well today. This is a one-week closed course worth RMB 39,888. We have arranged a separate room for each person. The room is equipped with professional skin care products.

During the training period, it is free to use. If you find it useful after the course, you can enjoy the internal price for lifelong students, which is 20% off the external market price!

get out of class is officially over now.

Classes will start on time at 8:30 tomorrow morning, see you there~"

After the lecturer confirmed that the get out of class was over, all the students present left their seats with hopeful faces.

After studying today, they believe that their future is bright!

"Businessmen can make more money if they lose their conscience. Ordinary people can make more money if they lose their face!"

"People who poke our spines in the future are just envious of the money we can make!"

"You have to work hard! I'll tell you the rest!"

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The lecturer's words lingered in the hearts of the students present, making their hearts stir.

In the process of returning to their respective rooms, everyone scanned each other's codes and added contact information.

They will all be in high-quality circles from now on, they are the same kind!

During recess, perfumes, luxury watches, luxury cars, bags, clothing, etc. all need to be communicated carefully.

We also need to communicate about which plastic surgery hospital has better plastic surgery results, whether the surgeon has an artistic sense, etc.

Look, everyone has so many common topics.

But no matter what the topic is, I have to get some beauty sleep.

The time soon came to half past eight in the morning.

The future high-quality people who had eaten the beauty meal sat elegantly in their respective positions.

The lecturer also came to the venue on time

"Come on, before class starts, everyone shout with me - I want to be rich."

After some encouragement, everyone was sober.

I’m really looking forward to today’s course!

"Everyone knows that we do not open classes to make money from everyone, but to help everyone have a better life."

Just as the lecturer was preparing to start his lecture today, the audience burst into exclamation.

What appeared behind the lecturer! ! !

Thanks to Mr. [Miaoguangli] for the five hundred reward.

Thanks to the boss of [Browse the Brothel] for the 500 reward.

Thanks to the boss [Returning to the Mountain and Dreaming] for the three hundred rewards.

Thanks to Mr. [kkBryan] for the 200 reward.

Thanks to the boss of [Silent Peak] for the hundred rewards.

Thanks to the boss [If there is a god in the world] for the hundred rewards.

Thanks to [book friend 20230325103955735] for the hundred rewards.

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Thanks to the boss [Qingyang Luxia] for the hundred rewards.

Thanks to [Sun and Moon Book Friends] for the hundred rewards.

Thanks to Mr. [Youyouqiu] for the hundred rewards.

Thanks to the [loved old man or uncle] for the hundred rewards.

Thank you all for your support, I wish you good health~

(End of chapter)