After taking a shower and changing clothes, the captain of the Heli City Urban Management Brigade felt that he had recovered.
"Dong dong dong."
Outside the office, there was a knock on the door.
"explain."
"Captain, the corpse reader from Kechen City came to report the case, saying that there are extraordinary people stealing people and walls from our Heli City."
The captain of the Heli City Urban Management Brigade felt that questions were popping up in his head. He understood the word stealing, but what the hell is stealing from a wall?
"Stealing the wall?" The captain confirmed again.
"Yes, it is said that we have extraordinary beings who stole the entire concrete wall and the steel bars in the wall."
team leader:.
It’s true that if there are too many birds, in any forest, and if there are too many extraordinary beings, extraordinary events will become even more outrageous.
Captain: "I understand, let him wait a moment, I'll come right away."
After speaking, the captain came to his desk.
He often can't remember to change his clothes when opening that door, but he will never forget the price of opening that door.
In order not to lose his personality, he now needs to be alone.
The captain slowly relaxed his mind. After his whole face became slightly relaxed, his originally determined eyes gradually became...
Charming and charming.
"Captain", he sat elegantly in his seat, covering his chest with one hand, bent down, opened the bottom drawer, took out a pure black plastic bag from the inside, opened it, and found a A pair of glasses cases.
Opening the glasses case, there is a bundle of paper inside.
Opening the bundle of paper, there is a beautiful little gift box inside.
Open this exquisite little gift box, inside is
A lipstick.
However, this lipstick looks very cheap, as if it was bought casually at a roadside stall.
But when the "captain" saw this lipstick, his eyes seemed confused and intoxicated.
"Captain" used his delicate hands to twist his lipstick, pulled out the cap of the lipstick, turned it around, then looked in the mirror and applied it to his own lips.
Rough face, flaming red lips.
It has the beauty of harmony and unity of contradictions.
Looking at himself in the mirror, the "captain" slowly caressed his face with his delicate hands, his eyes filled with irresistible intoxication.
"You are so beautiful, why don't you consider giving up your resistance?" "Captain" said coquettishly, facing the mirror.
This voice was exactly the same as the female voice that came from the door just now.
"Don't push yourself too far!" The captain's voice became rough again.
"I know~"
Time passed slowly in the "captain's" self-appreciation.
The door was knocked again.
"Captain, the corpse reader has been waiting for half an hour."
After the knock on the door, the captain's expression became tense again, his eyes became determined again, and his mind was once again on high alert.
"I know, come now."
The captain looked at himself in the mirror, his eyes full of disgust.
The captain put the lipstick away as it was, took out a wet wipe, and wiped the lipstick clean from his lips.
The captain looked at his delicate hands, put on his white gloves again, unlocked the office, opened the door, and put his hands in his cuffs, like an old farmer in winter.
When entering the reception room, the captain saw the corpse reader and was about to say hello when the charming female voice from behind the door suddenly sounded in his ears:
"Huh? Isn't this the sweetheart I just fell in love with?"
The captain felt a force that wanted to take over his body, so he trotted up to the corpse reader and snuggled into his arms.
But the captain, who had an iron will, refused.
"I've let you take over my body for a while today, don't push yourself further!"
"Hey, oh, oh, just a moment, just a moment."
"I refuse."
"."
Under the captain's strong protest, the female voice slowly dissipated, and the power that wanted to take over the captain's body also disappeared.
If the corpse reader could hear the voice in the captain's ear at this moment, he would definitely be able to identify the female voice.
This voice was exactly the same as the girl with a severed hand that he met in a dream that was so illusory that it seemed real.
But it's a pity that the corpse reader couldn't hear it.
The corpse reader, who had been pacing in the reception room for a long time, immediately stepped forward when he saw the captain and said loudly:
"Comrade Captain, I've been waiting for you. You extraordinary beings in Heli City have gone too far. Just steal the wall."
After leaving the urban management brigade, Xiyu went straight home.
As soon as he entered the door, Father Li smiled and said:
"Xi Yu, the money problem is no longer a problem."
"Then I have no problem."
After Xi Yu, Grandpa Li and Father Li communicated and confirmed the details, the project targeting the lustful congressman was officially launched!
Project Title: The Greatest Action!
Project investor: Li Jia, Chenxi District, Kechen City.
Project chief planner: Xi Yu, deputy captain of the Hechi City Urban Management Brigade.
The leader of the research group on youth abstinence in the project: Xi Yu, deputy captain of the urban management brigade of Hechi City.
The leader of the project’s middle-aged rebooting research team: the current head of the Li family in Chenxi District, Kechen City.
The leader of the project’s research group on rebooting for the elderly: the former head of the Li family in Chenxi District, Kechen City.
The three research groups mainly study the definitions of "sexuality" among people of all ages, and then carry out "caution" activities based on this.
From now on, the small room is filled with big dreams.
The three people, old, middle and young, had their hands folded and their hearts connected.
"come on! Come on!"
"work hard!"
"Go, go, go!"
After encouraging each other, the leaders of the three research groups of "The Greatest Operation" decided to take action immediately!
The money problem has been solved, it needs to be solved now
Personnel issues.
The three of them went out together. After saying goodbye at the gate of the community, they each went in the direction of their choice.
Grandpa Li: I should go to various square dance clubs, senior tour groups and other places to recruit people.
Father Li: I should go to various fishing grounds, foot bath shops and other places to recruit people.
Xi Yu: For this project, I have to involve my talented martial arts training partners.
By the way, you can also let them join the team of selling milk tea. I am now the general agent of Kechen Happy Milk Tea Co., Ltd. in Hecheng City!
Those young martial arts masters who don't accept their own financial help can't refuse projects that can make money, right?
With the "Greatest Action" and the subsequent introduction of "Happy Milk Tea", Xiyu believes that those friends who resist lust with him will definitely have more funds to spend on cultivation in the future!
Those who practice blood magic sword skills no longer need to go to the slaughterhouse to kill cattle and pigs. Working in that place carries the risk of occupational diseases such as brucellosis.
Those who practice the Bone-Transforming Palm Palm no longer need to open an unlicensed small workshop to make boneless chicken feet. If you pat the chicken feet every day, the chicken feet will be reflected on your palms.
Those who practice Iron Crotch Kung Fu can shut down the "Stress Relief Studio for Dumped Women" to save themselves from being used as human body punching bags by women who were dumped by scumbag men every day.
Those who practice Thousand Spiders and Ten Thousand Poisonous Hands can shut down the "Cute Pet Hunting Live Broadcast Room". After all, his live broadcast room is always reported, blocked, and talked about, asking about the source of poisonous insects.
Those who practice Silver Snake Youshen Palm can no longer work as technicians. Every once in three days they are called to the police by customers who say they are being hooligans. Every time they talk, they say that they can’t help but practice the martial arts. The times are so many that the police at police stations in various places believe it, but the customers don’t. , Xiyu was the guarantor every time to redeem it.
Those who practice the sword technique of splashing ink and criticizing hemp do not need to pretend to be a master on the Internet and suffer online violence just for a little traffic.
practice
Everyone has the opportunity to make more money, practice with concentration, take a step closer to martial arts, and have a bright future!
Thinking of this, Xi Yu turned on her phone and prepared to send private greetings to Li Chuchu and Lin Hao.
After all, we need to purchase goods from them in the future, so good communication must be maintained.
However, as a young man, Xiyu didn't know how to edit messages that sent greetings to people for no reason.
Why don't you try forwarding Grandpa Li's daily message to yourself first?
Buzz~
Lin Hao's cell phone vibrated. When he opened it, he saw two messages from Xi Yu.
【2 Articles】Deputy Captain Xiyu.
We just agreed to cooperate yesterday and sent a message today. Is there something going on?
Lin Hao unlocked the phone screen——
Deputy Captain Xiyu: Never give up on what you really want. Although waiting is difficult, regret is even worse. New day, good morning!
Deputy Captain Xiyu: [Animated Expression] Flowers bloom and bring wealth
Lin Hao:.
Xiyu looks so young and posts messages like this.
Mature and prudent?
Lin Hao thought for a while and didn't know how to reply, so he just replied:
"Alright, I got it."
Putting down the phone, he looked up and saw that Li Chuchu's paws, which he had been checking for a long time, were holding a yellow plush puppy and pulling it up unsteadily.
Just when the claws reached the highest peak, the claws just happened to loosen, and the doll fell down.
Li Chuchu: "Hey, it's just a little bit close!"
Qianqian: "Yes, yes!"
On this machine, Li Chuchu had failed many times to catch the yellow plush puppy. Lin Hao thought about it, stepped forward and whispered:
"Boss, why don't you change it? This claw looks a bit loose."
"I'm going to catch it right away! Lin Hao, let me tell you, every claw machine has a probability of catching the doll. When the probability is touched, the claws will not loosen and they will definitely be able to catch the doll. I’ve arrived. I’ve had so many interviews before, and I feel like the odds are about to come!”
Li Chuchu explained to Lin Hao professionally, saying that she had experience in catching dolls, and then continued to stare at the yellow puppy.
I catch it.
I catch it.
I'm scratching my head
After a long time, Li Chuchu clutched the only game coin in his hand, looked at the yellow plush puppy lying on his back in the claw machine, and whispered:
"It will definitely work this time!"
Li Chuchu carefully put the only game currency into the claw machine, operated the joystick devoutly, attentively, and seriously. After comparing the places, she pressed the game button!
"Snapped!"
The grappling hook slowly descended.
The grappling hook catches the yellow stuffed puppy.
The grappling hook lifts the yellow stuffed puppy.
Li Chuchu stared at the grappling hook seriously and muttered in a low voice:
"It will definitely work this time! It will definitely work this time!"
Qianqian also stopped drinking the milk tea in her hand and stared at the grappling hook intently.
When the grappling hook reached the top, the claws seemed to loosen for a moment, causing both of them to hold their breath!
However, the claws did not completely release. Instead, they held the doll firmly and approached the exit. When they stopped at the exit, they released their claws and the yellow stuffed puppy landed at the exit!
Li Chuchu: "Yeah!"
Li Chuchu picked up the puppy, cheered, and couldn't help but give Lin Hao a big hug!
"Look, I was right, I caught him!"
[Zandan Xiaozu Lin Hao uses great magic power]
(End of chapter)
