In Lin Hao's past life and early stage of this life, he has been "learning verbatim" some high-EQ questions and answers, especially some scenario-based questions——
"When I went to the leader's house as a guest, the leader said, 'Bring gifts next time, and you won't come back again!' How should you respond at this time?"
"At the work dinner, the leader said: 'You just came here and you don't have any skills. Today you just pour the bar!' How should you respond at this time?"
"At the celebration banquet, the leader said: 'Lin Hao, you are handsome and capable. It just so happens that my daughter has no partner yet. Are you going to marry me? If it can be done, let's get married!', how should I respond at this time?"
"The leader farted in the elevator room."
After all, as a migrant worker who could only earn through his own "efforts" and time, Lin Hao could only make up for his shortcomings in other aspects.
But now he has become an immortal
Looking at the director of the Civil Affairs Bureau who was sweating in front of him, Lin Hao raised the wine glass in his hand and asked gently:
"Leader, what would you like to drink tonight?"
Wow, wow.
[In order to expand the sect industry of Kechen City Happy Milk Tea Co., Ltd., the executive head Li Chuchu traveled thousands of miles to the world of Hedian]
[After many negotiations in this area, today, Li Chuchu and one of the responsible persons of the government of Hedian Bu Da World and the deacon of the outer sect of He Huan Sect He De Bu Da World Happy District met at the top of He Huan Sect He De Bu Da World Happy District. Luxury branch meeting]
[The first time Niu met Li Chuchu, Niu felt that Yuelao was pulling strings for him]
[Niu wants to hold Li Chuchu’s catkin]
[Lin Hao, the little ancestor of Candan who has gathered his strength, takes the initiative to shake hands with Niu]
[Niu is angry]
[Niu endured it in order to maintain his gentlemanly demeanor]
[Li Chuchu seriously recommended to Niu the key product of Kechen Happy Milk Tea Co., Ltd. - milk tea]
[Niu doesn’t care]
[Niu hinted to Li Chuchu that the sect industry of Kechen City Happy Milk Tea Co., Ltd. could enter the world of Hedian, but the prerequisite is that Li Chuchu needs to have sex with him]
[Niu claimed, "Fairy Chu Chu is so beautiful that I got drunk before I even drank!"]
[Niu Mou gestured to Li Chuchu to fill up the wine that was affected by the "Determination of Love and Increase of Desire Order" and drink together]
[Lin Hao, the little ancestor of Candan who has gathered his strength, takes the initiative to drink with Niu]
[Niu is very angry and there is no need to bear it any longer]
[Niu Mou claimed, "A slave of Fairy Chu Chu is so ignorant of etiquette, what crime should he deserve!"]
[The young founder of Candan, Lin Hao, was humiliated by a mortal with no cultivation]
[The Little Ancestor of Candan, Lin Hao, releases his murderous intent]
[This murderous intention is condensed by Lin Hao, the young ancestor of Candan, who killed tens of thousands of creatures]
[Those who are cultivating immortals below the foundation building stage will be lost in this murderous intention]
[You will be punished by hundreds of insects scratching your heart, thousands of rats eating your flesh, and thousands of mosquitoes sucking your blood]
[Under the shroud of murderous intent, Niu pissed, kowtowed and begged Lin Hao, the young ancestor of Candan, to spare his life]
[Claims that promoting the sect’s industry is all his responsibility]
[If anything goes wrong, I will be cut into pieces by a thousand cuts, and death is not a pity]
【.】
"Niu Ju, I remembered that my partner and I have something urgent to do. Let's go first!"
After Li Chuchu finished speaking, she pulled Lin Hao and quickly came out of the "leaders' box is not accepted here". Then Li Chuchu patted the staff who had been waiting at the door:
“Well, the leader inside had a little too much to drink, so he might need to tidy up a bit.
Hmm. When the leader wakes up, please tell the leader. Neither of us saw anything! We will come to visit the leader again next time. "
After saying that, Li Chuchu took Lin Hao and left in a hurry.
After walking farther away, Li Chuchu whispered to Lin Hao:
"Lin Hao, if you see your leader drinking until he becomes incontinent in the future, you must leave and don't stay there.
Read leadership jokes. "
River debris city.
Romantic zone.
Dependent Building, Office 1314.
"I really don't want to see everyone's jokes, I just want to say that those who are here today
It's all rubbish! "
Green shook the report in front of him and gently threw it on the desk.
"How many leaders with the right to speak have you invited to the club this month?"
"How many people have you laid off to go out of town to get married this month?"
"What's the revenue of the club under your name this month?"
"This month"
Every time he asked a question, the expression on Green's face became more proud.
"Which of you has the honor to dispose of Lord Lust's body this month?"
"This month, who of you is being hugged around the waist by Master Lust, sitting behind you, feeling the city breeze blowing against your face?"
The venue became increasingly silent.
"You guys, can't you work harder like me?"
As he spoke, Green took out a piece of dried meat from the lining of his clothes, put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it.
While smelling it, I felt intoxicated.
The shape of this piece of dried meat is quite special. The middle seems to have been stabbed open with a knife and then specially cut out.
After the venue was quiet for a long time, an old man sitting at the top coughed lightly, attracting most people's attention.
"Green, we all know that you are capable. Today, we have summoned the heads of each district to attend a regular meeting. The main purpose is to review the progress of several of our mid-term goals.
Lord Lust is concerned. "
When Green heard the last words, he put away the scorn on his face.
"Let me put the question aside for a moment -
What is the current daily activity of [Innocent Browser]?
To what extent has AI drawing technology developed now, and can it be invisible to the naked eye?
How is the legislation progressing to no longer impose the death penalty for getting laid off and marrying out of town? The demand for marriage among people outside the city is increasing, and the price of one person is higher than that of a parrot.
Can the draft legislation on the overnight tax be completed within five years? What resources are still lacking?
What is the recruitment status of the group chat group chat atmosphere group?
How is the development and procurement progress of drugs that can help men improve their self-confidence and dignity?
"
After each question is raised, the person responsible for that question will make a note on the blank paper in front of him to confirm how he will speak when it is his turn later.
Some people report having difficulties at work, but they can overcome them.
The commitment from someone to report on the progress of the work is good, but it still needs financial support.
Someone else said——
“As for men’s medicines to enhance self-confidence and dignity, we contacted the inheritor of Xiong’s old prescription in Kechen City. The effect of Xionglan’s small pills produced by him has been tested and proved to be excellent.
Our R&D team has decided to reproduce this medicine, but before it can be reproduced perfectly, it needs to purchase it from the inheritor of the Xiong Family Old Prescription in Kechen City and apply for financial support. "
After everyone responded positively to the work at hand, under the auspices of the old man, everyone also raised some difficulties——
"Our video review team still needs some financial support, and the intensity of the review is still a bit strong. The talents of the talent anchors under our content creation company are now labeled as 'no bad guidance', and they will still be reviewed. or removed from the shelves”
"Now our industry is closely related to the martial arts family. Most of the martial arts families have some cooperation with us. However, there are also families headed by the martial arts family Xi Family who do not expand their business and would rather guard their own business. There is only one third of an acre of land, and some people are so poor that they can hardly afford to practice martial arts, and they are still very stubborn."
"."
Everyone talked about the difficulties they are currently encountering.
Then summarize the difficulties a little, and if they can be solved on the spot, they will be solved on the spot. If they can coordinate resources, they will coordinate resources. If they cannot be dealt with temporarily, they will make meeting minutes. After the meeting, they will be submitted to Lord Lust.
Everyone came from various districts to meet offline, mainly to solve problems.
But not all problems can be solved, such as.
"[Pen Holder] The plastic surgery hospital run by your Excellency has had 13 deaths since its opening. I really can't stand the pressure here. Those who can be sent to jail have already been sent to me, and they will be sent to my hands again." It’s true that no one can top it.”
A woman with a sad look on her face who had obviously received hyaluronic acid on her face sighed.
She is the person in charge of the Charming District of Heli City, and now she is more complaining than raising questions.
Before she could finish complaining, her cell phone rang.
"I'm sorry, everyone. This is the voice message sent to me by Mr. Bi Zhuanzi. Let me listen to it."
As she spoke, she opened her phone and clicked on voice:
"[Mama-sang], my hospital has been surrounded by people again. Many people have thrown paper money at the door, and police have surrounded the door. They have seriously affected my normal operations.
Can I kill them all? "
Mama Sang, the person in charge of Charming District in Hedi City, immediately called back:
"Honey, wait for me, don't be impulsive, let me solve it."
Saying that, Mamasang stood up, picked up her bag, and smiled apologetically at the district leaders around her:
"I'm sorry, Master Bi Zhuan has an urgent matter at his side and I have to go and deal with it."
Everyone present, even Green, couldn't say anything.
after all
Master Pen is sent by the Speaker, and Master Lust always tells everyone during every meeting that those who can satisfy Master Pen will be given priority. If there are difficulties, they will be solved. If difficulties cannot be solved, they will be solved. Difficult people.
After Mama Sang left the venue, everyone prepared to continue the meeting.
At this time, the door was opened, Mama Sang poked her head in and said:
"It's raining heavily outside. If you don't want to spend the night in the building tonight, please remember to ask someone to wait downstairs in advance."
After saying that, she closed the door and left in a hurry.
"It's strange, the weather forecast doesn't say there will be rain today!"
"Is the weather forecast accurate? You have to learn from me and always have an umbrella ready."
"My clothes are still hanging outside. Forget it, let's buy a new set."
"."
Just when everyone was chatting casually, the old man coughed a few more times, which focused everyone's attention on this meeting.
Tianxiang Pavilion.
After leaving "No leadership boxes are accepted here", Lin Hao and Li Chuchu came back.
It's very noisy here.
There was music coming out of the speakers, singing sounds like ghosts crying and wolves howling in the rain, and the praises of many dancers around him.
After Lin Hao and Li Chuchu clearly refused to sing, they sat on the sofa.
"Try not to drink the wine in this club." Lin Hao said to Li Chuchu.
"Ah? What?" Because there was a bit of noise in the box, Li Chuchu didn't hear Lin Hao's words.
"Try not to drink alcohol in the club." Lin Hao typed on his mobile phone and sent it to Li Chuchu.
Under the observation of Lin Hao's spiritual mind, all the wine bottles in the club were engraved with patterns similar to the order to end love and increase desire.
Drink it, it's not good.
"I know, I know, it's so interesting. We sit face to face, but the way of communication is by sending messages." Li Chuchu typed in reply.
"Who said I don't like talking at the top of my voice?" Lin Hao typed in reply.
"Do you think it will be useful if I ask leaders to promote our milk tea in Hechi City?" Li Chuchu asked.
"I don't know much about this, you have the final say." Lin Hao replied.
"I think it should be useful. In Hechi City, we opened the store so smoothly. It's a bit unreasonable to say that there is no influence from my family."
While the two were communicating with each other on mobile phones, Qianqian stood next to the sofa. Under the constant illumination of colorful lights, she picked up her chopsticks and pinched them.
this is delicious.
This is delicious too.
This tastes good too.
Bigu Dan can provide Qianqian with a feeling of fullness, but it does not have any taste.
If she can eat, Qianqian will usually try to eat something.
But in principle, you won’t eat too much. After all, if you eat too much, it will cost money.
But now her money cannot meet her expenses for three meals a day.
But tonight was different. After Teacher Lin and Sister Chu Chu left, Qianqian explicitly asked Xiyu, and Xiyu said she had enough food.
There are still many good people in this world.
Since getting together with Teacher Lin and Sister Chu Chu, Qianqian feels that all she has met are kind-hearted people.
The entrance of Penzhi Intercity Plastic Surgery Hospital.
Even though it was raining heavily, people from the inside and outside were crowded around the door.
Red and blue lights flashed constantly at the door.
White banknotes fell to the ground in the rain.
"Comrade police officer, we still have to persuade people to go back."
"Auntie, please don't cry. The investigation results of the matter have not come out yet. Once they come out, it is our responsibility and we will not evade it at all."
"."
Mama-san, who hurried back slowly, finally caught up.
After calming down Mr. Penzhi and ensuring that no matter what, the hospital would still be open tomorrow, she was outside, constantly doing various tasks.
It's time to make a phone call.
It's time to find someone.
During the communication process outside, she did not hold an umbrella or ask anyone to hold an umbrella.
The people who were asking for justice at the door felt a little sympathy in their hearts after feeling that a woman was soaked by the rain and did not resist even being scratched.
The brother of the deceased said: "We will definitely investigate my sister's matter! Do you dare to swear to God that my sister's death has nothing to do with you!"
Mama Sang: "Brother, no matter how we excuse it now, you must have doubts in your hearts. It's useless what I say, but I promise, we will definitely give you justice, I swear to God!"
After negotiations between all parties, the crowd at the entrance of the hospital finally dispersed.
After Mamasang entered the hospital, she took the dry towel, wiped herself carefully, and then looked at the plastic surgeons standing in a row:
"What's going on with you one by one? Do you know that your death toll during this period has completely exceeded the limit? I don't need to tell you this, you should know it, right? What's going on?
If you don't give me a satisfactory answer, your wives, children, and children will leave Heli City voluntarily and find a high-priced marriage outside the city.
You know, I can do it. "
(End of chapter)
