"Ah, I'm going to die."
People who read corpses feel that going to work is like visiting a grave.
He had never done so much work in broad daylight.
Pulling up banners, setting up KT boards, arranging seats, setting up table tickets, distributing conference materials, and contacting the extraordinary people and municipal staff assigned to your list
He is a man who works eight hours a day and fishes for seven hours a day. Now that he is engaged in conference affairs, he has already used up his quota for today's work.
What should I do? How can I have a chance to catch fish?
Seeing that there are still a series of unanswered calls, you must know that if you can't contact anyone, especially the extraordinary person, the corpse reader has to find them one by one.
As someone who doesn’t walk more than 3,000 steps a day, looking at the bracelet, it’s already 2,000.
When he was lying in the freezer last night, he should have pulled the edge of the freezer to close it!
Let others not find you, sleep for a day with pay, and when you wake up and others ask you what happened, you will say that you have overused your abilities and have been in a coma.
Just when the corpse reader was still feeling regretful, when he heard someone calling for help to move the table, the corpse reader's eyes immediately shone.
Here's your chance to fish!
"I'll come, I'll come."
The corpse reader felt like he was "floating" to the man's side and helped him carry the cabinet.
"1, 2, 3, get up!"
"Click."
"Corpse Reader, are you okay? Are you okay?"
"hiss--"
The corpse reader frowned and said to his colleague apologetically:
"I'm sorry, my waist seems to be broken. I have to go to the infirmary."
"Do you want me to send you off?"
"no, I'm fine."
The corpse reader and the leader of the investigation team in charge of the meeting handed over the unfinished work and limped out of the venue.
Looked at the time.
I have worked for 59 minutes today.
One minute left to go before one hour of work is completed.
so far so good.
The corpse reader limped to the infirmary.
"Corpse Reader, did you sprain your waist again?"
"Yeah, sorry."
"Well, don't lift heavy objects next time. You have been injured before and your body cannot bear heavy objects."
"I just needed someone to set up the venue. I forgot about it and wanted to help."
After the corpse reader and the [general surgeon] on duty in the infirmary explained the story of his injury, he took the initiative to hand over his left and right hands, and the general surgeon touched the corpse reader's
An inch closes a ruler.
He numbered his left hand first, then his right hand, confirming that the corpse reader's waist was indeed twisted.
I picked up the landline and dialed 300:
"[Dog Skin Plaster], please make a plaster for the sprain. You are a corpse reader."
Then, the general surgeon entered the medical records of the cadaver reader on the background. At the same time, the cadaver reader skillfully began to fill in the "sick leave form" and filled in all the contents, including the "three days of rest period". , handed to the general surgeon for signature.
The general surgeon signed the order while speaking:
"Corpse reader, including this time, you have sprained your waist 26 times this year. You still need to pay attention."
"Uh-huh."
"Also, you have some kidney deficiency."
"Uh-huh."
"Are you going to the bar to drink again tonight?"
"Hmm. No, no, I won't."
After struggling for a long time, the corpse reader lay happily on the hospital bed and played with his mobile phone.
By the way, my waist is twisted, so I have to tell the young lady in advance:
"My dear sister tonight, try not to weigh more than 100 pounds."
"Okay, Brother Tyrannosaurus."
"No drinking tonight, let's drink milk tea."
"Brother Tyrannosaurus, no problem. Let's try our best to find Happy Milk Tea."
After the explanation, the corpse reader began to chat with various groups.
The main thing is to look at the dirty pictures posted by the group friends, with a critical eye, to improve my aesthetics.
Of course, if the quality of the pictures in a group is not high, or if some old pictures are always posted that have been electronically coated, the corpse readers will also share their own treasured pictures, with the main theme being that everyone is for me and I am for everyone. .
"Using this to test cadres?"
"."
After joining various groups today, the corpse reader decided to experience the ninth art, but at this time, a person with a hot avatar added him through the group chat.
Look at the notes——
A-Sexy big sister
Is this a work number?
For this kind of job number, corpse readers are generally...
Agree directly.
He is a good person. Although he doesn't like working, he is very supportive of other people's work, and he also likes street art.
River debris city.
Three hundred and two buildings.
Top floor.
"Strange, why haven't I heard about the crazy eating incident?"
An older sister in cool clothes was lying on a beach chair under an umbrella, flipping through posts on the official communication platform of the Extraordinary Universal School.
After not seeing the news she wanted, she didn't take it seriously.
Strictly speaking, she, the lusty councilor, doesn't have much interest in the new gluttonous councilor who may take office in the future.
But if the other party appears within the scope of her responsibility, then she has to do the work of guiding him.
It will be more troublesome.
It's okay if the other party is on the right track, but if the other party is not on the right track.
Then kill and see who is the next lucky person to have the chance to become the Gluttonous Councilor.
Instead of paying attention to where the new generation of gluttonous councilors will appear, it is better to tease the people who have just been added.
Hey.
The other party actually invited me to start a video.
The Lust Congressman said that he was not at all panicked when he started the video.
"Hey, are you still a stinky brother?"
"How about it? My sister's looks are good, right? She's not cheating, right?"
"What are you doing, sister? I'm sunbathing, but no one is putting sunscreen on me."
The lustful congressman's frown and smile made the corpse reader who called me feel...
Met love!
After the two of them played the video for a while, Councilor Lust felt a little bored, so he found an excuse and ended the video.
Seeing that the sun was getting a little brighter, Councilor Lust glanced at the row of abs guys standing on the top floor, looked at the numbers on their beach shorts, and called out:
"No. 18, come on, put on sunscreen for me."
The guy with abs was shaking when his number was called.
But I still picked up the sunscreen that I had prepared a long time ago and stepped forward shakily.
Looking at the lustful congressman lying on the beach chair, the little brother with size 18 abs swallowed and slowly squatted down.
Senator Lust: "Apply evenly."
Little brother: "Yes, sir."
Senator Lust: "Take it easy, I'm a girl."
Little brother: "I'm sorry, sir."
Senator Lust: "How's it going? My skin is pretty good, how does it feel?"
Little brother: "Your skin is well taken care of. It is my honor to apply sunscreen to your skin."
Senator Lust: "Since it's an honor, why are your hands shaking so much?"
As he said that, Senator Lust slowly took the hand of the guy with No. 18 abs, spread his palm, looked at it carefully, looked at the texture on the other person's palm, and slowly rubbed it with his fingertips:
"Your hands are so beautiful, am I a hand control?"
"Brother, you have a long career path. You must be a very enterprising boy."
"Brother, your love line is pretty good too. You should have a girlfriend you like very much."
"But, little brother, your lifeline is a little short?"
After hearing what the lustful councilor said, the little guy with No. 18 abs shivered even more.
His tears fell uncontrollably, but he remembered the teachings of many seniors who had applied sunscreen to the adult in front of him, and said tremblingly:
"Please teach me, please teach me what to do, how to extend the lifeline."
"Don't cry. I have discovered that your lifeline is short, so I will naturally teach you. In fact, the method is very simple, just take your hand.
Just cut it off. "
Speaking of this, Senator Lust looked at his little brother with eyes that could make men fall for him, and said with a smile:
"Is my method good?"
"My lord. Your lord is great. My lord!"
"I like your hands very much, can you leave them for me then?"
"Okay, okay."
Just as the Lust Councilor was about to gently wipe away her little brother's tears, a woman in gorgeous clothes came to her side, knelt down on one knee and said:
"Sir, Congressman, the police station has investigated all our properties in Happy District."
"It must be the instruction from the captain of the urban management team again! Damn it!"
After hearing this, Senator Lust's chest visibly rose and fell, but she quickly calmed down and asked:
"[Xi Yu] What did the deputy captain say? Didn't he communicate with us in advance?"
After hearing this question, the woman who reported the report hesitated and said:
"During the raid by the police station, Deputy Captain Xiyu of the Urban Management Bureau of Heli City was drinking in one of our bars. Our sisters, him, and some customers were all taken away together."
Lust MP:.
River debris city.
Happy District Branch Detention Center.
"Xi Yu, come out! Someone will help you get out."
A disheveled young man with a cynical smile on his face walked out of the gate of the detention center and saw a familiar figure.
"team leader!"
Seeing Xi Yu preparing to give him a big hug, the captain of the urban management brigade stopped him, picked up the wicker in his hand, and began to dust him.
"Why were you arrested again?"
"I want to pay, but they actually said that someone paid for me. This is a proper gift of money to me! I thought with my toes, and I knew it must be the handiwork of the lustful woman, they want to corrupt me! They want to break into our urban management brigade! Captain, think about it! As an upright person like me, can I give them a chance? Do they want to use this to test the cadres? They underestimated me, so I reported myself back!"
Captain of Hedi City Urban Management Brigade:
"Please pay attention, you are practicing boy's kung fu, don't let your kung fu be broken."
"Don't worry, captain, I know what's going on. I'm going to practice concentration."
At the same time, Kechen City, Chenxi District, Li Family Manor.
"Sister Chuchu, can you give me some more?"
Seeing Qianqian's hopeful expression, Li Chuchu felt a little embarrassed.
She looked at Lin Hao, who had been informed by her, and introduced the current situation:
"Lin Hao, Qianqian started eating at two o'clock in the morning and hasn't stopped. She has eaten at least eighty kilograms of food."
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