After the Civil Affairs Bureau staff shook me off, the police came quickly.
A young one.
She had her hair slicked back and was obviously wearing hair wax. She knew how to dress herself up, and she looked like she was not married.
An older one.
He has deep bags under his eyes and a sloppy beard. What is particularly eye-catching is his collar. It is so clean that it looks like it was washed by his wife.
The young police officer saw the mess outside the Civil Affairs Bureau and didn't know how to deal with it.
The older man quickly stepped forward and pulled apart a couple who were grabbing each other's collars...
"I bother!"
"Ho! I poof!"
The next second, his left and right cheeks were covered with saliva.
The scene suddenly became quiet.
"What are you doing! What are you doing!"
The young police officer immediately took out the limited edition silver bracelet, but was stopped by the older police officer.
The elderly police officer took out a tissue from his pocket and wiped his cheek, and said angrily:
"A hundred years of cultivation can lead to crossing in the same boat, and a thousand years of cultivation can lead to sleeping together!"
"One day brings a hundred days of grace to a husband and wife. Let's talk to each other if you have anything to say today!"
"If you come here and want a divorce, no matter what happens, at least you have loved before!"
"Don't make any noise! Don't do anything! Give yourself some dignity!"
"Some people may have children, don't smear them!"
"..."
After seeing that the scene was stabilized, the older police officer motioned for the younger police officer to come forward.
Organize the team and stabilize the people.
Looking at his master's eyes, the young police officer immediately understood...
Turn around and run to the car.
Elderly police officer:?
Bang, after the car door closed, very quickly, the young police officer handed a bottle of eye drops to his master:
"Master, if your eyes become swollen and tired, your eyes will become a little tired. My wife said you have to pay attention."
Elderly police officer:? ? ?
"I asked you... to organize the team."
"Huh? Oh oh oh!"
Seeing that the young police officer was a little clumsy, obviously imitating his usual style of organizing people and arranging the team, the older police officer became a little less angry.
Although he is a bit stupid, he is not as good as one ten thousandth of his wisdom and prowess back then. Well, one ten thousandth is a bit exaggerated, let’s just say one thousandth.
Although it is not one thousandth of what it was when I was my age, I still love to learn.
As long as you love learning, you can become a mature police officer.
Thinking of this...
The elderly police officer raised his head and put some eye drops on himself. As he got older, he really needed to take good care of himself.
After confirming that the eye drops were moisturizing his eyes, the elderly police officer opened his thermos cup, which contained a fragrant...
milk tea.
It’s no longer the strong tea with wolfberry.
My wife bought this for me and said it was called "Happy Milk Tea". Drinking it can make people feel happy and has many health and health effects.
I heard that it is a very popular milk tea, and even buying this brewed milk tea powder packet is restricted!
One person, holding his or her ID card, can only buy five bags.
He has been a film police officer for so many years and has seen a lot of strange and weird things.
The one who imitates crawling caterpillars when drunk, the one who eats fungi and talks about his dog turning into a spirit...
Like last month, he saw a person wearing Ultraman Tiga taking off on the spot in front of him.
But this was the first time he saw someone buying milk tea with a real name!
It's been a long time since we've seen each other...
This must be a sales method used by merchants, similar to the kind of "rent expiration clearance sales" all year round, thinking like this...
The older officer took a sip.
Um?
Take another sip.
Huh?
Another sip…
Tons tons tons tons tons...
ha!
Damn it, is the milk tea so delicious now?
Isn't it because some ingredients were added?
Out of professional sensitivity, the elderly police officer kept the last bite and took it back for testing.
Seeing that his apprentice had smoothed the queue, people lined up one by one at the divorce window of the Civil Affairs Bureau, forming a long queue.
Seeing this long queue, some young couples who had originally planned to get married today took out their mobile phones, took a photo, and then...
left.
But......
After a while, the older police officers felt that there seemed to be no movement in the team, and some people who were waiting for divorce were a little agitated again.
He entered the Civil Affairs Bureau and saw his apprentice and the divorce staff of the Civil Affairs Bureau playing with a printer.
"Master, you came just in time. Aren't you an experienced repairman of our team's printer? This one seems to be broken. If it can't be repaired today, the marriage won't be divorced."
Hearing this, the team at the front became commotion.
"No! We have to leave today!"
"No matter what, you have to leave!"
"I can't live this life!"
"..."
The elderly police officer patted the table to silence everyone, then walked around the counter and entered the office area.
First, he hammered the printer's main unit a few times.
Then I patted the printer cover with my palm...
Then, with your hands behind your back, look here...look...
Then plugged in the power cord.
"drop!"
The printer has been restored.
"Crack, click, click..."
It seemed that there was a printing task originally. The printer spit out a piece of paper. The elderly police officer saw it and took it out to take a look——
"Application Form for the Most Beautiful Matchmaker in Kechen City"
Finally, after the printer returned to normal, the team began to slowly move forward.
Outside the Civil Affairs Bureau, a burly-looking middle-aged man tugged on his tie and took a deep breath...
This movement made his forehead seem to bulge slightly, but soon it returned to normal.
"Sure enough, the city is my home court!"
At this moment, several members of the urban management team riding electric bicycles arrived at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau, and everyone quickly gathered around the middle-aged man.
"It came much faster than I thought? It seems that your program is not particularly bloated."
Yadan walked forward and whispered:
"Are you a pure-love Tauren warrior under the lazy councilman?"
"It's me. It seems that your intelligence work is also very good."
"We all know that the lazy Senator is a pacifist of the Extraordinary Universal School, and he is not the same as the Gluttonous Senator..."
Hearing this, the Pure Love Tauren warrior waved his hand and interrupted:
"What is peaceful and not peaceful? Lazy Congressman is just lazy, lazy to fight, lazy to manage...
Now that I am older, I am too lazy to die...
Why am I telling you so much? If you have anything to say, just say it directly. There is no need to stir up factional relations within our school. "
"We just want to ask, why are you here this time?"
"Because why? Because...my son died at your place because of an internet troll. I believe you can find out the relationship between me and the internet troll, right?"
"Yes, but as far as we know, the Internet troll is not your biological son. There is no need for you..."
"No, it is necessary. Although the Internet trolls are not my children, they are the children of my ex-wife. As for me, I am here this time. No matter how the school contacts you, I am only here in my personal capacity. I just want to I want you to hand over the murderer, if there is no murderer...
You can give me your captain's head, and I can try to persuade the school not to go to war...
That's all I have to say, now, please step aside, I'm going to work out. "
With that said, the pure love Tauren warrior got on the battery car he just bought and prepared to leave.
At this time, Yadan stepped forward and stopped in front of him...
"What? Are you ready for war now?" The Pure Love Tauren warrior felt that the extraordinary person in front of him was a bit overestimating his capabilities.
Yadan didn't say anything, he just took off his helmet and handed it to the other party.
"Please put on a helmet."
Pure Love Tauren Warrior:......
The two stared at each other for half a minute.
Half a minute later, the Pure Love Tauren warrior took over the helmet and said while adjusting the tightness:
"You are quite interesting. If you can survive this time, I can serve as your introducer and join the Lazy Councilor."
After saying that, the Pure Love Tauren warrior wore a helmet and left on a battery car.
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[Idle monthly pass collection center]
