Xu Cheng: Happy New Year to General Li.
Li Bochen: Happy New Year to Xu Huishou.
Xu Cheng: Another year has passed, and I am very happy that I have grown up another year. Oh no, I have become a ghost.
Li Boxen: Don't tell me about this. You did it yourself.
Xu Cheng: Of course, we won’t mention these old events. Today is New Year's Eve, let's say something happy. General Li, what show are you going to put on for everyone?
Li Bochen: I can’t perform. Besides, children only perform shows for others.
Xu Cheng: What are you talking about? Everyone is happy. Otherwise, I'll give you a show.
Li Bochen: That’s okay.
Xu Cheng: What program is it? It just tells everyone the story of General Li. Speaking of General Li, oh, what a great hero...
Li Bochen: Stop, stop, stop, you are performing a show, why are you talking about me?
Xu Cheng: What do you guys like to watch? Don't interrupt - talking about General Li, oh, a great hero. In the beginning, it was on the battlefield. It's not easy to be trapped in the belly of a monster in a world of ice and snow.
Li Boxen: No one has it easy. Be loyal to your country. It should be done accordingly.
Xu Cheng: Nest, nest, ho! Suddenly I saw a ** in front of me! I immediately became energetic.
Li Bochen: What the hell? That's a demon spirit!
Xu Cheng: Oh, suddenly I saw a demon spirit in front of me! I immediately became energetic.
Li Bochen: Why do I still sound so awkward?
Xu Cheng: After a fierce operation, the clothes of the demon spirit were torn off. By the way, Sui Buxiu was saved.
Li Bochen: What’s wrong with what you said?
Xu Cheng: I took Sui Buxiu back to his father. His father repaid his kindness and arranged good food and drinks for General Li.
Li Boxen: If something is delicious and delicious, it’s a decapitated meal!
Xu Cheng: Isn’t it? General Li escaped after eating and drinking. Killed several before leaving. Those few didn't even get a chance to kill their heads.
Li Bochen: Why don’t I sound like a good person?
Xu Cheng: After escaping, I walked to a town. I was in a very low state of mind. As I walked, I took a look, oh! There is a little widow! Ye Yinghong!
Li Bochen: This is not the same as the widow.
Xu Cheng: I got into the little widow’s car. Halfway there, I thought there was an old servant in the way, so I went up the mountain and into the woods.
Li Bochen: That’s me!
Xu Cheng: Then I saw an older girl again. Hey, this big girl is so handsome, her name is Li Qiuhu. Without saying a word, he took out his weapon and pushed the person to the ground.
Li Bochen: That’s a fight! Can we talk properly?
Xu Cheng: Oh, it’s a fight. I also met a Xuanming cult leader named Ying Gai. After beating them, they finally hit the carriage. Several people stayed in the carriage and said some very ambiguous words. General Li said well and cheated a knife.
Li Bochen: Someone else insisted on giving it to me.
Xu Cheng: Then he continued running and reached Zhangcheng. Walking down the street, beaming with joy. I, Li Boxen, finally don’t have to suffer the cold in the ice and snow, and I feel so happy.
Li Bochen: Well, I am very happy.
Xu Cheng: Later, I was invited by Mr. Tao to be a tutor. Not happy at first.
Li Boxen: That’s not because I’m unhappy. That's because I'm afraid of hurting others.
Xu Cheng: As soon as I entered the courtyard, oh! Saw a big girl! Called Tao Chunxi!
Li Boxen: You just got into trouble with a big girl.
Xu Cheng: I settled in immediately. The two of them chatted all day long, talking about ambiguous and unclear words. As a result, something happened between Tao Chunxi and the prince of the governor of the city, which made her unhappy. The copycat guy killed the whole family of Fu Yin.
Li Bochen: Stop, stop, stop, what's going on without you in the meantime?
Xu Cheng: Oh, yes. I just wanted to fight against the injustice, but in the end I was also killed. You see, this is what I am now.
Li Boxen: You know what you are like.
Xu Cheng: After licking the blood with the blade, I thought, I killed someone again. What's going on? Okay, I'll keep running.
Li Boxen: Is it okay if I don’t run?
Xu Cheng: I saw someone riding a big horse on the street - brother, let me ride this horse. I just killed someone and want to run away. I hope you don't appreciate it. He pulled up the reins, stepped on the accelerator, and poof - he flew away with lightning speed.
Li Boxen: Did I fart or something? I didn't steal it, I bought it from someone else!
Xu Cheng: Oh, yes, it was bought by force. This road is running, but it can’t be done without a girl. Let’s go shopping in Liguo. I heard that there is constant war there and there are many women who have fallen into disgrace. We arrived at Sanguan City.
Li Boxen: I went to Sanguan just for this?
Xu Cheng: As soon as I entered the city, I pulled someone over to inquire. Hey, please, how do I get to the brothel?
Li Boxen: Do serious people ask this?
Xu Cheng: Driving a horse to the brothel. But where is the money? What to do? Think of a trick. I'll wait until night to spy on others!
Li Boxen: I did it to investigate the case!
Xu Cheng: In the end, I was discovered by Xiaoman, the young lady who made a mistake. The two of them stayed in the house all night, alone. Say something very ambiguous and unclear.
Li Bochen: I only talked and did nothing else!
Xu Cheng: Well, yes. Encourage errant women to be good and help young widows drive. You get this.
Li Boxen: You are the one who made a mistake as a woman. That's my wife!
Xu Cheng: Well, yes. The two talked all night, but you have no money. What to do, run. The two of them got on their horses and, poof, sped away like lightning. The next day I heard that the brothel had asked for orders. Shhh, don't talk nonsense. This couldn't have been done by General Li.
Li Boxen: It wasn’t me in the first place.
Xu Cheng: Run, run, General Li is getting happier as he runs. What's going on? Have sex.
Li Bochen: Go! Can you still act?
Xu Cheng: The words are rough but the reasoning is not rough. I'm so happy, I have to live a good life. Well, with the money provided by my daughter-in-law, I bought a house and land, had no worries about food and drink, and lived the life of a pretty boy.
Li Boxen: This is called joint property of husband and wife.
Xu Cheng: My wife ran away within a few days. It makes people jump. This time he was very angry, but fortunately, General Li learned his shame and became brave enough to start his career. Build a building, recruit small soldiers, and strive for supremacy in troubled times.
Li Boxen: Hey, I don’t have the desire to compete for supremacy either.
Xu Cheng: After a month, my hometown was raided by monsters.
Li Boxen: Hey, don’t mention it.
Xu Cheng: I have to mention it. What should I do if my wife runs away and her nest is gone? Go on the run again. Asking around, huh? I heard that the Demon Kingdom has been at war all year round, and there are many women who have fallen apart...
Li Boxen: You're here again.
Xu Cheng: And now we are here. Perform the Spring Festival program for sister Noya in the audience.
(Noya: Oh——————!)
Li Bochen: I wish everyone a happy New Year.
Xu Cheng: Blessings are like the flowing water of the East China Sea.
Li Boxen: Longevity is as long as the immortal pine in Nanshan Mountain.
(Noya: Oh——————!)
Xu Cheng: See you tomorrow.
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